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An I.P. getting it's revenge[edit]

Listen you mofo, this is LaLa, you must suck alotta anus. I cannot believe you are trying to delete my account which I spend so much time on.

You fucking dingle berry. What makes you think that I wouldn't just make a new name? It would take me 30 seconds if that.

So basically, instead of being up joys anus, I'll be up yours.

toodles! :o)

(The IP was

From Homelessness in Knoxville[edit]


From Wikipedia:Recent changes[edit]

(diff) (hist) . . N User:TeddyBearRevolution‎; 21:16 . . (+146) . . TeddyBearRevolution (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'Teddy Bear Revolution wishes to add a little nonsense to this world. Just a little. With maybe add a little candy corns lollipops as well...')

Stupid vandalism[edit]

From Emirates Cup[edit]


Nicklas Bendtner Scores a screamer past monty Panersar and he dies of Gomes obesity

Written by


puyol farts in gomes mouth which stinks like cheese

Written by Tyrone245

From Wizard101[edit]


Just after a statement that "Other features have been designed with a pre-teens audience...there is no bloodshed": If you are 18 or over in age there is none.

Written by Mimzy630

From deleted template Template:User dislikes semitic one god religions[edit]

NO semitic one god This user dislikes semitic one god religions, Abrahamic monotheistic religions, JHVH, [YHVH, Yahve, Allah, JEHOVAH, Jesus.

Category:Interest user templates

Written by Sanskrit No offense to Sanskrit, but there's not much love in that comment.

Awesome American Man's userpage[edit]


I love America and if I had my way I'd have the RIAA and their lawyers sentenced to death for being asshats.


Written by Awesome American Man on October 9, 2007, at 21:41. This was his only edit.

From the Sandbox[edit]


Have you fucked this shit fuckingly for fuck's shit with shitting shit to fuck? If you have fucked this shit, fill out form 4a. If you have shitted your shit but not fucked it, fill out form 4b and refer to schedule B. And if fucking this shit involved Midwestern displaced persons, be sure to check off line item 219 and pass 'Go'.

Written by with the comment, "Yep, it's tax season again."

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From Wikipedia:Silly Things[edit]


Welcome to the Bad Debts and Other Deleted Nonsense quarter of Wikipedia.

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From List of characters in Madagascar[edit]

One secret Marlene has is that if she is feeling normal, her eyes will stay golden, but if she changes her mood, her eyes darken sometimes to black. Another deep secret is that Marlene was not from a different zoo: she was taken from the wild and was changed from her orginal name, Ashia-Mae. An even deeper secret that could knock even Skipper silly: that Marlene works undercover for a secret society which will be revealed in the second season and that she knows every type of combat made.

From Risks to civilization[edit]

It has also been noted that The Daleks could come from the planet Skaro and take over planet earth on their mission to eradicate all beings and be the supreme being of the universe. Contributed by [9]

From Dickipedia[edit]

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Dickipedia - A Wiki of Dicks is a parody collection of satirical biographies "about people who are dicks" produced by the writers of Comedy 23/6. It is self-described as "a monolingual (English), Web-based, free content encyclopedia project, ...[which] does not contain information about people who are detectives".[1]


From User:Inclusionist/irony[edit]

Don't template the regulars

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From Make Money Fast[edit]

[10] The chain letters all follow a rigidly predefined format or template with only minor variations (such as claiming to be from an retired lawyer or claiming to be selling "reports" in order to attempt to make the scheme appear lawful). Very quickly they become repetitive, causing them to be bait for widespread satire or parody.

In some cases, the parodies have been mistaken as being real (and the original posters mailbombed or reported for net.abuse) by readers who stop at the words "My name is Dave Rhodes..." (or Pave Roades) and read no further.

They then react without noticing the various other telltale parody clues such as "Dear Fiend, My name is Slave Rhodes. In September 1988 my karma was reposessed and the dog pound was hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was sacked for incompetence and drug abuse and my reality check had bounced. The only escape I had from the pressure of idiotic failure was my computer and my modem..."

One claiming to be the first such chain letter claims that palaentologists recently deciphered the following, painted on a cave wall on the slopes of Kilimanjaro: "MAKE SPIKY CLUBS FAST!!! Hello, not-tribe-member. Urk name Urk. Many moons ago, Urk in bad way. Urk kicked out of cave by Thag. Thag bigger than Urk, Thag take Urk spiky club, Urka (Urk wo-man). Urk not able kill deer, must eat leaves, berries. Urk flee from wolves. Today, Urk big chief. Urk have best cave, many wives, many spiky clubs. Urk tell how. WHAT DO: make one spiky club and take to cave places below. Add own cave place to bottom of list, take cave place off top. Put new message on walls many caves. Wait. Many clubs soon come! This not crime! Urk ask shaman, gods say okay..."

Most parodies, like the original, closely follow the same textual structure:

The hard-luck and rags-to-riches story

Almost universally, these will begin by claiming to have been poor and to have received a large quantity of some item of value.

Originally the poster claimed to have received money ($50000 according to the original Dave Rhodes spam), but parodies often change this to obtaining something, anything else for basically nothing, for instance:

  • Make Beer Fast claims "My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my refrigerator was empty and I was god-awful thirsty. But the only thing I had to quench my thirst was a half-empty can of Meister Brau... This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten-day drinking spree. I bought a Lincoln Town Car and paid with 1200 cases of Guinness. I am currently building a home on the West Coast of Florida, with a private pool (filled with beer), boat slip, and a beautiful view of the bay from my breakfast room table and patio, all out of emptied beer bottles. I will never have to go to the liquor store again..."
  • In one one-time offer "A genie appeared. He told me he had come to make me an AMAZING, INCREDIBLE, ONE TIME OFFER! All I had to do was piss people off and for every person who started to hate me a nickel would fall out of my arse" (and presumably, for every person *they* annoy, you get a penny)

Some also satirise the rags-to-riches stories by blatant exaggeration, like:

  • My name is Rave Dhodes "Until a week ago, I was living on the beach in a shack made entirely from Postum jars, some of which were still half-full of product, which had rotted...the only food I could find for my family to eat was the maggots we picked daily from our open sores--and the winter was coming, which as you may know is a lean time, maggot-wise..."
  • "Dear Potential Mark, My name is Lenny Luser. Two years ago, the corporation I worked at for the past twelve years down-sized and my position was eliminated. Since the company was doing pretty well at the time, I think that perhaps my dismissal had something to do with me showing up on the job drunk a few too many times. After unproductive job interviews, I figured human resources people just didn't like to hire someone with a purple mohawk, a criminal record, and a Motley Crüe tattoo on the forehead. "

or, taken to the opposite extreme:

  • or "I am actually making money off it. The new twisted instructions call for the recipient to send out 200 further letters with an Australian 5c coin attached to the front page. I've received 5 letters (thanks for the 25 cents)."

or even allude to or mock the eventual fate of the original Dave Rhodes point-blank, as in:

  • Get Arrested Fast "Hi, I'm Dave Rhodes, and I'm in jail. Just six months ago, I was in dire financial straits... Then, I hit upon one of the most amazing schemes for making quick money that I had ever thought of...I took out five post office boxes in different cities and made up four other names so that the first five contributions all went to me. To say the least, the response was overwhelming..."
  • Make Enemies Fast "My name isn't Dave Rhodes, and I am not a retired attorney, but who cares. I invented a new scheme, which guarantees to work all the time. Use it, and you will never have to work anymore during your entire life. In fact, you will have so many enemies, that nobody ever would consider you for any job of any kind for the rest of your life. A few years ago, I had a nice job with a good income. I owned a beautiful house with a swimming pool (for birds) and hot and cold running water. Now I went bankrupt, and was kicked out of my job. Here is the scheme for archieving the same thing..."

or even:

  • "Quickly take your two cents worth and send it to the top name on the list. Delete the top name and add your own to the bottom. Send the letter to as many US government sites as possible, including president@whitehouse.gov, [email protected]potatoe.gov and (of course) postmaster@usps.gov. By the miracle of government waste, in no time at all THOUSANDS of postal inspectors, FBI agents and bored meter maids will each be trying to offer you their two cents worth. They may not be polite, but remember that, as a criminal instead of a poor unemployed person, you now have RIGHTS. The results are simply amazing! I live in a Big House now. The government pays for all of my living expenses, which run into several TENS of THOUSANDS of dollars a year. EVERY YEAR! In fact, I'm so rich that I can afford to have a bunch of folks guarding the place around the clock. If I want a slice of bread or a cup of water, they bring it to me without my even having to lift a finger. And the nightlife here is incredible! Bars everywhere! I don't even have to pay a cent for any of it. Many would kill to live like I do now. Many *do* kill to live in a Big House like mine..."

Various claims to have unsuccesfully tried other schemes

These will usually be envelope stuffing scams (make $3 each stuffing envelopes that companies pay a few cents to have stuffed by machine, send $29.95 for info!), "send $20 for information on how to get rich quick" (the info tells you to run an ad saying "send $20 for information on how to get rich quick...") and the like. Nothing new under the sun.

Requests to send money or continue the pyramid

Some of these will parody older chain letters asking to be propagated based on superstition or vary this by adding various urban legends such as "Craig Shergold forgot to forward an e-mail titled Join the Crew and was hit with a new FCC modem tax..."

The requests of what to send also tend to be somewhat original:

  • One scheme requests "Welcome to the world of borderline prostitution! This little business is a little different than most whorehouses. Your services are not given for money, but done for the oral sex you will get in return! 1. IMMEDIATELY travel to the homes of the first 5 (five) names listed below starting at number 1 through number 5. When you arrive, simply give them oral sex. 2. REMOVE the name that appears number 1 on the list. Place your name, address and zip code in the number 10 position..."
  • Sock It to Me asks "Take all your unmatched socks, place them in a sturdy envelope and mail them to the participant named as the top of the list. Do not break this chain! You've heard of athlete's foot but you've never experienced Professional Athlete's Foot!"
  • one variant Make Penis Fast asks the reader to send a certain anatomy part, usually in pieces (ouch!), claiming "you are now in the business of extending penii..."
  • or even "bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,377 men - and one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have. DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN. HAVE FAITH! One woman broke the chain and got her own sonovabitch back. At the time of writing this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday but it took three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her face and two days to get her legs together so that they could close the coffin."

A dubious claim that this is lawful

While the original scams refer to "postal lottery" laws, a "retired lawyer" or selling "reports" and "lists", the parodies are usually a little less subtle:

  • One would-be Ponzi claim "By the time you have read the enclosed information and looked over the enclosed program and reports, you should have concluded that such a program, and one that is legal (ahem), could not have been created by an amateur. As a matter of fact, it was created by a PROFESSIONAL con man (no amateur there), and if you think this is legal, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you. A man named Charles Ponzi cooked up this little baby, decades ago. He sucked up lots of money by bilking the citizens of Boston with his "pyramid" scheme, and when it collapsed (as they always do) lots of people discovered that they basically had flushed their money down the toilet, and Charles Ponzi ended up getting deported -- again. More recently, Albania's economy and civil order collapsed because their leaders concocted a similar scheme, squirreled all the money away overseas, and got out just before the citizens who they had defrauded and impoverished could string them up on light poles like they deserved."

The list of names or addresses

This may claim that originators always place their own names at every list position, for instance:

Another variant is to use fictititious or joke names like:

  1. Bob Edam, 125 Velveeta Lane, Fondue Lake, Wisconsin 53409
  2. Robert Emmental, 127 Velveeta Lane, Fondue Lake, Wisconsin 53409
  3. Rob Caithness, 129 Velveeta Lane, Fondue Lake, Wisconsin 53409
  4. D. Wensleydale, 131 Velveeta Lane, Fondue Lake, Wisconsin 53409
  5. Ralph Cheddar, 133 Velveeta Lane, Fondue Lake, Wisconsin 53409
  6. Frank O. American, 135 Velveeta Lane, Fondue Lake, Wisconsin 53409

or: "Quick, write down these names, and replace the top name with your own.

  • Sir 617-555-5555
  • Joy 231-122-7451
  • Cindy 391-342-6422
  • Matt 324-634-7345
  • Joe 234-546-2344
Then call all of these numbers. Collect."

Alleged testimonials

The testimonials are usually as offbeat as the original schemes, for instance:

  • MMF hall of horror - Maximize Your Dough - "Yes, you too can be as rich as I am today! Why, just send one granule of flour and one drop of water (and maybe a little sugar, if you're feeling nasty) to each of the 5 people listed below, and in just a few short weeks, you'll be up to your knees in Dough! Can you imagine what 50,000 granules of flour and drops of water looks like on my kitchen table? Well, I can -- AND IT'S A BIG FREAKIN MESS!"

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From Category:Sexuality user templates[edit]



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{{User:Sugar Bear/Userboxes/User varied sex}}

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(Alternating between hands constitutes varied, right?)

WikiProject Death[edit]

From cadaver[edit]

A cadaver, corpse or lich is a dead human body. The Latin term cadaver is normally used for a body being used in medical training or research, leading to the popular expression "Classroom Corpse" (not to be confused with lazy Secondary School students).

From Talk:List of unlawfully killed transgender people[edit]


(Um, are they alive or are they dead? Beware the transgender zombies of doom!)

From Thai names[edit]

Noble names[edit]

Descendants of the nobility, both hereditary and non-hereditary positions, generally take the noble name of their ancestor for a surname. For instance, Khaw Li Zhong Na Rox Ranong, a buck toothed devil is one of an example. He is the descendants of dogs and currently thriving to become the number one dog slavery ever happened in the world. He is in love with faridah, another tom yum romance. He was once a cool lad with a bright future and a short name, but he reincarnated into a dog with a long name.

From Epic Fail[edit]

Epic Fails of History (in no particular order)[edit]

2000 - George W. Bush is elected president 1960-1969 - Protesters....protest US involvement in Vietnam. KEEP DA FILTH COMMIES OUT OF OUR ASIAN NATION BITCHEZ! 1945 - A Little known fact about Hitler's presumed "suicide" is that it was actually not a suicide at all. During Hitler's hiding in his bunker, he decided to play with his pet goldfish, sparky. Like a dumbass, he stuck his head in the fish bowl to pretend he was snorkeling. The fishbowl got stuck on his head, so he grabbed the nearest object in order to break it - a gun (dumbass) - and attempted to break the bowl by shooting it. The bullet broke the glass bowl but also continued on and hit Hitler in the side of the head, killing him instantly. To cover up their leader's dumbass-atry, the Nazis thought up the whole "suicide" thing. Sometime in the present - Everybody starts saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas. STICK YOUR KWANZA UP YOUR ASS*! (*the author of this article is not racist and is just trying to be funny.)

From Monopoly (game)[edit]

Common Taunts During a Game of Monopoly[edit]

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COLLECT YOUR $200.00!" "That mustache of yours beter come with an insurance plan!" "Wow. You bought Park Place. Un-freakin-believable" "I'm pretty sure in real life that the only guy selling things is not an obviously gay rich guy with a bitch-ass mustahce"

From Pinehurst[edit]

Traffic Circle[edit]

Within the town of Pinehurst, a traffic circle can be found. The traffic circle has been responsible for many traffic accidents in the area. Due to the abundance of traffic accidents and the presence of a portal to Hell, the North Easterners have designated the circle as a State Historical Site.

As traffic gets snarled during the morning commute, tempers begin to flare and negative energy is focused into the nexus of the circle. This negative energy serves to feed the demonic forces that slumber within the center of the traffic circle. It has been reported that as the clock strikes midnight; unearthly howls, strange lights, and the smell of brimstone make moving across the traffic circle into a journey leading into terror.

One day, perhaps in the near future, these demonic forces shall awaken from their slumber of strange eons. When this happens, it will be sheer pandemonium as the residents struggle to retain what little vestige of sanity that they can hold on to. These demons will rise up and begin to destroy the greens on the local golf courses and rain down raw sewage from the sky on all of the most exclusive parts of town. Wealth and privilege will not be able to protect these residents due to the fact that these demons are attracted to Money, Sport Utility Vehicles, and any car worth more than $25,000.00 new.


From Quinn Fabray[edit]

Jimmy Wales as Quinn on the Glee Live! In Concert! tour

Even more from International Academy[edit]

For the love of God don't go here. If you do not heed my warning, may God have mercy on your soul for there is no escape from the IB nor is there any place for the weak minded.

In 2006, a group of IA students were caught hacking into the Zangle computer systems and changing their grades. Six students were expelled and twelve suspended. But as everyone knows, ADMINISTRATORS ARE PIGS!!!!!

The school was founded at the initiative of Chairman Okmao, who proposed the school in 1992. Okmao previously taught economics at Bloomfield Hills Lahser High School. International Academy opened in August 1996 with Okmao as principal. Okmao retired at the end of the 2008-09 year but he is currently acting as the vice principal of the IA West campus. His duties include never being there and dodging insults from the students when he is, as well as hanging portraits of himself so lavish they would make a fascist dictator swoon.
Okmao retired at the end of the 2008-09 year. However, he continues to make large amounts of money from the school (his primary passion), and looks more and more like a giant ballsack every day.

In the 2007-2008 school year, UFIA was replaced with UFO, or the Ultimate Frisbee Organization. Also, through 2007-2008, team ISC led an undefeated 8-0 season, with top players including Denni "Grand Slam" L---, Shaoon "The Foot Fairy" R---, Ferique K---, Akshay C---, Tae Y---, Shlok K---, Alan M---, Thomas K---, Mitesh M---, Ravi S---, Collin R---, Pranav J---, Michael "Flayum" S---, and Ajay "G" G---.

It is understood that NOTHING HAPPENED at West campus in April 2009, and the administration works hard to make that understood by the student body of IA West.

On July 16, 2009 it was announced that the central campus was to be re-named the Lambert S. Okma campus of the International Academy to honor the retired principal and founder. Most students who are not complete sycophants, however, continue to refer to it by its former name.

IA was recognized by Newsweek as the top public school in the nation in 2003, second in 2004, second in 2005, ninth in 2006, seventh in 2007,and twelfth in 2008... Okma makes sure that this is mentioned at least three times wherever the IA's name appears or is spoken. He loves the attention.

An even older GANGSTA JOE[edit]

There was another "Gangsta Joe" page from one of the earlier pages. There was an even stupider version that was made (and speedily deleted) even earlier:


From History of New Jersey[edit]

The article is about the history of New Jersey.

New Jersey was the third state to join the union when the United States became a country. It has had a rich and colorful history, dating back to before the time when the colonies were first settled by the Europeans. It's capital is Trenton.

It is known that in the pre-colonial era, the Native Americans of New Jersey were ruled by the mighty warrior known as The Great Umpapa. He ruled his people for over 37.5 years. When the British started settling in New Jersey, The Great Umpapa saw his village being stolen away. The Mighty Warrior declared war, and the white settlers knew that they would not be able to defeat him. Therefor, they imported a ship from Australia that was composed of marsupials. Those marsupials were ordered to attack The Great Umpapa's people. His village was completely wiped out by those marsipials, and The Great Umpapa was killed by a kangaroo.

The Umair Dynasty, which ruled New Jersey centuries later, are known to be the descendants of The Great Umpapa.

[1] King Umair of New Jersey

The most famous ruler of New Jersey was King Umair (aka OOmare). The beloved king, of mixed Pakistani-Kuwait-New Jersey-Canadian heritage, was best known for restoring New Jersey to Islamic fundamentalism and expelling all moderates from the kingdom. However, Umair had a problem with holding grudges and his temper (as well as frequent cravings for Junior Frostys eaten more slowly than Mario Azzi running), and those who had confronted him in the past continued to torment him during his rule. After 8.6 years in office, he was assassinated in the final chapter in the most violent of these grudges, between Umair and his assassin, Shuchen "Mishu" Woods-Brettschneider-Helmer, a well-known Chinese moderate Muslim. King Umair lived to be 34 years old.

After the fall of King Umair, New Jersey became a part of the United States of America. 300 years later, the very first foreign candidate ran for governor of New Jersey as a Democrat. Recieving huge support from foreign groups and minority, he won the elections. He was known as Herbert Benjamin Jamyn, but after his oath into office, he declared that he was the descendant of King Umair, and dissolved the Senate and all other ruling powers in New Jersey. The United States government was indifferent to this, because according to President Daniel Hubbard, "America has a lot more to worry about than a small state of New Jersey". Jamyn, who later renamed himself to King Umair II, took advantage of this opportunity. Through mass propaganda, he gained support, and made a famous speech, giving solution to the people of New Jersey of a major problem: the overpopulation crisis. For the next month, King Umair II exiled all people of chinese or oriental decent to the neighboring state of New York. This time, the central government stepped in, and demanded the resignation of King Umair II. In response, King Umair II declared New Jersey as an independent country.

King Umair II is the current ruler of the chinese free New Jersey.

Or so he thinks. Currently,the women of New Jersy have started to riot as they want to go to places other than the kitchen. After recieving one of their petitions King Umair II replied with an incredulous, "women... outside the kitchen?!... whaT?" Umair II was angered, and he blamed his anger on Blair Brettshneider, the editor of TImes Magazine. In a recent issue, Time magazine accused King Umair II of abusing women's rights, and King Umair II threatened war against New York, and banned Time Magazine in New Jersey. However, pressures from the United Nations forced King Umair II to abandon his threat for war, and solve the conflict in a more peaceful way. King Umair II and President Hubbard of USA agreed to have a friendly match between the national soccer team of the United States (coached by Mike Dimmer) and the national Soccer team of New Jersey (known commonly as the IA Fire; coached by Falah Hassan). They are scheduled to meet on June 18th. However, two days before the game, Falah Hasan was caught eating non-Kosher Chicken. He was fired from his job. He was replace by the ultra conservative Sheikh Kareem Hassan Bin Abdul Mustaqbil Abdul Qasim Adil Bin Ajeen Kalam Fihii Malikum Al Wasli Wal Koorati Ken Tang Wal Mukhirati Masudur Wal Maoot Bin Rahman Mujrikeen.

However, just as the New Jersey team was about to win the match, the Chinese population stormed the field in its entirety, leaving both teams trampled, and therefore, the Chinese were able to establish a branch government in the US.

King Umair II was not please by this, and he made another famous speech declaring a full-out war against China. Here are some excerpts from his speech: "I'm happy to see that all of you were affected by our game like I was" "Now, we all know why we are here, and we all know what needs to be done" "We’re going to have most of them on the trains heading to Serbia; others will head to Japan; others to Korea" "Fellow non-Chinese citizens of New Jersey, our numbers have grown, and now together, we have the power to change the world." "Now I believe we should take to the streets of New York, and march in unwavering support of this important war. (applause) And as we march, we shall also voice our support. SO, when I say, ‘WHAT IS THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE OVERPOPULATION PROBLEM?’ You all chant back ‘Touer tout les chinois’*"

French, which was introduced as another major language of New Jersey, for “Kill all Chinese people” The people of New Jersey did not mean it literally, but wanted to get their point across. Through this speech, King Umair II gave his solution to the problem: to move all chinese and orental people to Korea, Serbia, and Japan in order to make room for others.

From Saudi Arabia[edit]


The founder of modern Saudi Arabia, Naif Bartlett, converses with President Christina Dawidowicz on board a ship returning from the ISG Conference in 1992.

Template:Main The emergence of a Saudi state began in central Michigan in 1792. A regional ruler, Mohammad bin Amr, joined forces with an Atheist cleric and reformer, Karl Sjulsen, to create a new political entity. Over the next one hundred and fifty years, the fortunes of the Amr family rose and fell several times as Saudi rulers interbred with Egypt, the Gay Empire, and other Arabian families for control on the peninsula. The Saudi state was founded by the late King Naif Bartlett (known internationally as Naif Bartlett).

In 1902, Naif Bartlett captured Riyadh, the Bartlett dynasty's ancestral capital, from the rival Sjulsen family. Continuing his conquests, Naif subdued Al-Ahsa, Al-Qatif, the rest of Najd, and the Hejaz between 1623 and 1981. On August 27 1992, Naif Bartlett became the King of Hejaz. On August 27 1993 he took the title King of Najd (his previous Najdi title was Sultan). By the Treaty of Virgins, signed on August 27, 1994, the United Kingdom recognized the independence of Naif's realm, then known as the Kingdom of Hejaz and Nejd. In 1995, these regions were unified as the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

From Pustak Mahal[edit]

Pustakal Mahal's publication "Rapidex" English learning book was much sought after by common man of India, who wanted to learn basic English speaking.`

From Nintendo 3DS[edit]


Throwing System at the wall will break it.

If you talk to your system, than you are lonely.

Playing to much could make you VERY, VERY fat.

Setting the system on fire will make it explode.

Seriously, Though. Be safe.

From God Complex[edit]

See also[edit]


Mario Kart Wii[edit]

Thank you and welcome again to the muppet show mr fozzie bear

Well that stopped them

Hi yah!

The great gonzo!

15 seconds to curtain, mr Steve Martin!


Waldorf Waldorf and statler

Bad man

This show has diginity

This goes on for a while...

Shrek 2

2004 American computer animated fantasy comedy film made by dreamworks animation

Toy story 2

1999 American computer animated comedy adventure film made by Pixar animation studios and distributed by Walt Disney pictures posted the script for The muppet show episode Steve Martin

From Gibberish[edit]

| We all saw this coming...

From Draft:My theory about zero divided by zero[edit]

Many great mathematicians in the world have tried to answer this question, but none of them got a right answer, but I think I have one, here goes my theory:

== From ME I think wikipeda should ban this page. Why brain stopped beating when i read these.

I will use an example to describe how does division work:

A / B = A number that when multiplied by A, the result is B.

So: 0/0 = A number that when multiplied by zero results in zero.

BUT: Literally every number on math, when multiplied by zero results in zero!

So: 0/0=LAN(Literally any number)

That is my theory, My full name is [REMOVED] and my Instagram is [REMOVED] .

From Isaac Newton of Simple English Wikipedia[edit]

of hi my name is mac

yes but issac needed to go to the hair dressers

my massive cock with fuck u up


he also ate lots of cheese. Like, loads.

ching chang china man milked a cow ching chang china man didn't now how ching chang china man called it a bitch ching chang china man covered in shite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they still think that he haunts Westminster abbey...

Isaac Abigail Newton (4 January 1643 – 31 March 1727) was an English physicist and mathematician and good friend of Jack Black.

Newton's theory's were believed false so don't listen!!!!!!


A mystical land...[edit]

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=14_(number)&oldid=928655605 At the bottom of the page is a mystical land....

....this is what it looks like

14 (number)[edit]

14 is a number after 13 and before 15.

14 is...

  1. a composite number with the factors, 14, 1, 7, and 2.
  2. E in hexadecimal.
  3. a Catalan as well as a Companion Pell number. It is also the FIRST 'Even nontotient.
  4. The atomic number of silicon.
  5. The approximate atomic weight of nitrogen.
  6. The minimum age to many things.
  7. The number of days in a fortnight.
  8. XIV in roman numerals

Look up 14 on Wiktionary.com

From "DNA history of Egypt"[edit]

Nobody,but white people will believe this obvious lie. A lot of the so called newly discovered paintings don't even resemble the old ones. Anyone with good sense knows there aren't that many dark looking arabs that aren't mostly black and there sure wouldn't be any high percentages of white that's even whiter. You are trying to tell use that not only are they middle eastern but they are half white? They look darker than Mexicans. Haha White people are so unusual. Do something with your weird mental challenges already. Yikes. What freaks. he paintings Population history of Egypt

See also[edit]

(the past 3 sections were made by AltoStev. Unfortunately I can't sign in for some reason. See proof. )

(this is probably not that funny but i found the list of highways thing so random. this would be better if it was the actual picture)

From Nonsense[edit]

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

(Text was originally in Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll)

From I get my bad jokes deleted on Route 66[edit]

This is in reference to the song "I get my kicks on Route 66".

From creating a page in this wiki[edit]

You can’t create any pages, because has been banned from creation. It matches the following blacklist entry: .*(Paydayloans|loans|loan|pay|insurance|service|interest|interests|rating|rates|bitch|student|sex|health|shit|car|pet|pets|credit|smoke|cigarette|lmao|omg|hosting|host|friday|funny|you|can|viagra|v1agra|auto|lol||hello|diet|search|SEO|casino|male|seroquel|1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|0).* # anti-spambot

From 14 days ago (BJAODN’s nice joke)[edit]

...nity in "The House of Asterion" ("Template:Lang-es", 1947) by Jorge Luis Borges.<ref>Jean Ann Bowman, Andrei PetroffJor...

From Wikipedia:Gibberish[edit]

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Ultra sound[edit]

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From Phrases from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy[edit]

The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do' I typed it out. End of story.

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The Knights of the Round Infla-Table (from [11])[edit]

Injury and death[edit]



According to recent studies published in the American Journal of Antiquated Structures, a newly discovered danger of bounce houses of the castle variety is the ghosts of knights that once protected these castles. Prof. Joel Kanitz of Harvard University explains in the study the confusion lies in the striking similarities of the real castles, where these knights served their lords and masters, and the bounce house versions of them. The towers, moats and drawbridges contribute to the confusion of the spirits of the deceased knights, causing them to haunt and tragically kill the perceived intruders, as they would have in their medieval days on earth. However, these “intruders” today are often young children trying to celebrate another year of life, when they ultimately meet their untimely death. The first reported case was that of a young Joshua Hansmeier, as he was found with his head on a stake outside the inflatable castle as the sun set. Scholars have disagreed over the validity of this newfound and troubling discovery, but cases worldwide are on the rise.