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- Reference to: "The first rule about Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club"
Thrusting
The common use of the word "thrust" or "thrusting" can be found in countless instances in American culture and pop-culture. Although often conceived of as a sexual term, there is actually a much deeper seeded and rich history to this word. In order to fully understand and appreciate the word and action of the thrust, we must first thoroughly and fully indulge in its rich cultural background.
Dating all the way back to the time of Mesopotamia, thrusting was a very common practice. Often spiritual rites included a section where a thrust was thrown in to show the gods that they were appreciated. As someone would enter the temple or spiritual area, a small thrust was given from the hip and pelvic region to indicate to the gods that they are ready to be taken.
Then in Ancient Egypt, it can often be seen in hieroglyphics the actions of thrusting towards the god of sun and the moon. Although it is still being discussed and contemplated over, many Egyptologists believe that the reason behind this was that the action of thrusting meant that reproduction was occurring, and thus the resupplication of the human race. In doing this towards the sun and moon god, they could ensure that the sun would rise everyday and make sure that he would supply the earth with his warmth and supple goods. The reason they thrusted to the moon god was to ensure that he didn't get jealous that only the sun god was getting thrusted to. Ultimately, this discrepancy on unequal distribution of thrusting among the gods lead to the downfall of Ancient Egypt, despite what some historians say.
Today we can see thrusting anywhere we look. As we search the ebonic culture we see that in many of their rap and hip hop videos that thrusting is a major part of culture. Although it is mostly a sexual term, we can suspect that thrust can also contain an almost religious and spiritual aspect to it. When you thrust, you give life. When you give life, you replenish. Therefore, indicatively, when you thrust, you replenish. The spirituality found in this is the basis for the religion of Mormonism, as Brigham Young was an avid thruster. So next time you thrust your woman, or are thrusting what your mother gave you on the dance floor, remember the history behind what you are doing, and appreciate it.
From wang
Featured as the most beautiful part of the human body, the wang is situated between the legs of all males. The wang is a cause of more trouble than it does good. Never the less, every male is glad to have been endowed with his own personal wang. Each one being unique with its own individual quirks.
Fazed
Introduction Dictionary.com defines Fazed as adj : caused to show discomposure; "refused to be fazed by the objections" [syn: bothered, daunted] Fazed: This is a site that has links of interest added almost daily. There are also forums, and best of all: images. Fazed is not primarily a link site. Many users use Fazed for the forums, just as many never leave the front page. The site is incredibly useful for wasting time while at work or school. Fazed: This is a site that has many, many links. There are also forums, and best of all: images.
- Whenever a Fazer, as the users of Fazed are called, finds that access to Fazed has been blocked from their place of employment, another proxy is created. This is similar to how angels get their wings, but with fewer funnels. Some of the proxies include: fazed.net [1], supafly.fazed.net [2], fazed.org [3], onemanarmysuckscocksinhell.com [4]
It is very unlikely that all of these links would be blocked from one's work
Would you believe it: many Fazed users spend 90% of their work day here, getting lost in cyberspace. Image:Http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/McChang/FAZEDcopy.jpg
History
Fazed was founded in 1998. 13 July 2006 - This wikipedia page was formed. July 13, 2006.
Pros and Cons Positive things about Fazed:
-Good posts
-Jokes
-Wasting Time
-Links
-Images
-"there have been documented marriages because of the site."
BAD THINGS:
-Failures
-It's too non-anonymous
-Serious people
-Grammar nazis
-Soup nazis
-Internet muscles
-Attention Whores
-Alias Posers
Fazed Slorum
This is where people go when they discuss a topic they are interested in. They can go there to ask a question that they are concerned with, whether serious or trivial. Some of the time, people go there when they are just bored, and are fiending for links. Hot, hot links. There are characters to watch out for here though, you've got all types of walks of life. It's crazy. Mostly people just acting like they are cooler than they are in real life, and creating a fake persona because they're sick of their true identity. Whether it is the nerds acting like they're geniuses, or the decent girls acting like they're fine, and ET CETERA. Some may ask why ET CETERA is capitalised. It just is ok. It just is.
Workingman's Fazed
This is what I call the "front page". Others may call it "the mainstream links". Still there are others that may say "my evening news". These are a series of links that are updated frequently, with specific tags for what it is. If it says [Cool] for example, you know that it may be cold inside, so bring a coat. If it says [8008135] than you know that you have slightly over eight million.
User Testimony
Birdbrain: "Fazed saved me from heroin addiction."
blueNICKman "Fazed gives me a place to spout uselessness."
MichaelJFox "Fazed cured my shakes!"
JonStewart "Half of my jokes are Fazed memes.... PIHB"
dirtyuser "Fazed cured my testicular cancer, though now I only have one ball..."
Fazed Memes PIHB - This means to "Pee in her butt"; or for stile this could also be to "Pee in his butt".
FDP - This means "Fazers demand proof"; used when a poster makes a claim that others find to be refutable. Also used when a poster claims to be female. There are no girls on the internet.
FTW - This means "For The Win"
QFT - This means "Quoted For Truth"
OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!!1 - This means "I am excited"
ROFLCOPTER - This means "I find something extermely humorus"
From Street Light
However there are downsides to lampposts. In the grand old year of 1985, a lampost fell in Britain crushing a Macedonian Tourist. After this horrific event, Macedonia waged war on lampposts. 13 lampposts were destroyed. In one final battle, Roger the bright slaughtered Mr.Kipling, beloved father and cake maker and king of the Macedonians.
From 2006 Israel-Lebanon crisis
Template:Current Template:Infobox Military Conflict The Baseball crisis began on July 12, 2006, with an attack by Boston on New York City. The war is nothing but and nbothing about baseball as the two never freaking get along, and often argue on which side of the bed Paris Hilton has to sleep on, often they argue on which sex position they should use on Paris. Therfore they decided to start a war. See Also: Yankees-Red Sox rivalry.
From Voya Nui
The girls there have big breasts.
From Beagle
The beagle is a mythical cross between a bear and an eagle, but were wiped out by the Viking conquests of the 1200 C.E. The first remains of this creature were first discovered by Stephen Colbert's research team in the North Atlantic Ocean July 13th, 2006. The modern dog, labeled beagle, was termed due to its Nordic origins.
TVRage.com
Comic Book Guy: Best Site Ever.
5pm
5pm is a time, 1 minute after 4:59pm and 1 minute before 5:01pm.
From Boohbah
Boohbah means penis-people in Hebrew, but it's not clear if this influenced the name of the show, or even if the creators are aware of this funny joke.
From User_talk:Rule_Britannia!
DOWN WITH HARRIET JONES! LONG LIVE TORCHWOOD! YVONNE HARTMAN FOR PRIME MINISTER! LONG LIVE THE BRITISH EMPIRE! DOWN WITH IRISH REPUBLICANISM! DOWN WITH MUSLIM TERRORISTS! LONG LIVE THE BNP! THE MIGHTY LION OF JUDAH IS COMING! TORCHWOOD PREPARES TO WELCOME THE MIGHTY LION, ASLAN! HE WILL COME AGAIN TO JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD, AND HIS KINGDOM SHALL HAVE NO END! HE WILL REIGN FOR ETERNITY AS OVERLORD OF JERUSALEM IN CAERLEON, DESERET, CAIR PARAVEL! THE PRESBYTERIANS WILL DESTROY THE PAPIST EVIL! THERE IS THE GREAT BRITISH EMPIRE RULED, NOT BY A MAN, BUT A LION! LONG LIVE THE GOLDEN AGE OF TORCHWOOD!
Removed template from Portal talk:Poland/Poland-related Wikipedia notice board
Template intended as a joke was removed after one user found it offensive.--Piotr Konieczny aka Prokonsul Piotrus Talk 22:50, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
From Paris Hilton
there once was a man
there once was a man from preu who dremt he was eating a sheo
From George Washington
I hate you lardo you suck
Headline text
Shout everybody shout shout everybody shout shout everbody shout. It's too hot to cook anyway. You know what I was playing Xbox live yesterday and so I was playing Call of Duty 2 which is like the coolest game ever and so I'm scoping this guy and I'm about to fire when this girl like yells WHY AREN't YOU TALKIING TO ME and I screw up the shot and then she says or you're scoping _________ and I'm like what the hell and then I get shot and it was not cool cause they won after that but it was close 46-50. WOOOOOOSH Anus Anus Anus OMG OMG OMG OMG. So I was skating in NYC and I ran into this cop telling me that I couldn't skate here and I was all like what the hell shouldn't you be catching the street gangs and then he took my skateboard and broke it and I was like what the F*** and then he kicked me down. I love NYC. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
From Dick Cheney
From Ozzy & Drix
Main Characters Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones (Phil LaMarr) - a white blood with a dark sense of humor. He works as a private-eye in the city of Hector. He gets help from a cold pill sidekick name Drix. He also enjoys long walks on the beach and kickin' it with the homies in the Anus Drixobensometaphedrian "Drix" (Jeff Bennett) - a cold pill that is partnered with Ozzy at the private eye (Inside Hector's eye), and also helps Ozzy to get rid of germs and viruses. His right arm is a multi-launcher launches various chemical containers stored in his torso. The right arm also contains a phone, and other gadgets. He is totally queer and loves purses and petting small children and goats. He also used to live in David Spade's breast implants. Maria Amino (Tasia Valenza) - A sidekick of Ozzy & Drix to help them protect Hector. She works as a hooker in the prostate glands. 5.00 dollah for time of your life! Mayor Spryman (Alana Ubach) - the mayor of the city of Hector. He hates Jones, because Jones is the bad cop at the city of Hector. He, like president Bill Clinton gets jiggy in his office but with hairy bald men that look surpisingly like Vin Diesel. Chief Gluteus (Jim Cummings) - the Chief of the city of Hector. On a strange note, Jim Cummings, the VA for the Chief never wanted the job, but was forced to due to the fact that he was broke and had to dance the Macarena in front of fat Japanese businessmen in order to keep a steady payflow Hector Cruz (Justin Cowden) - the teenager that the show revolves around. He likes men and listening to The Golden Girls. He is a stuck in the closet homo.
wiki ark
National Resource
All of the files on Wikipedia and other wikis are a kind of ark in the event of any possible national or global crisis such as an energy crisis or warfare (nuclear or other). Given that the files are backed up on hard media protected from trauma they could even survive a nuclear attack. Then after the nation recovers the information could be re-disseminated on the internet.
As of writing Wikipedia holds 1,258,234 articles in English many of which contain invaluable scientific facts and technological details.
"Books can rot but digital media is forever"
legend/story of luvis
There is a legend/story about a creature looking much like a rabbit but it isn't. This is the information that has been gathered at the moment. If you find out more about this please be sure to write it down on this page.
Information: Luvis is a rare species related to the rabbit. They are no more than 2 inches tall and have relatively large ears and back feet. They are quite slow creatures and have many enemies. The only protection from the enemies is there hiding skills. When they feel threatened, they instantly put their head between their back feet and lay their long ears along their back and it looks like a rock. Looking like a rock makes them very hard to notice (they can lay completely still for many hours)
Their blacklegs are not as strong as their relatives which makes them quite clumsy. They are harmless creatures and they only eat vegetables. They live in herds and almost never leave the herd if it's not a matter of life or death. Another difference from them and the rabbit is that they only give berth to an average of 2 babies a year. They can live as long as sixteen years. Their average age is approximately 8 years.
They mostly live in the rainforest or other more humid climates and they often stay in the same place for generations as long as they like it. If they are caged they get very frightened and can even die of fear. They are very frightened animals and can get a stroke if you surprise them. If you want to entice them, you can lay a trail of raisins on the ground. Since they are very shy you are very lucky if they come close to you. If they feel completely safe, they are very cuddly and love to be scratched on the belly. If you succeed in wining their trust they will never forget you and as long as you don’t scare them they will know that you are harmless.
Qwert
The word qwert (slang) means cool. It was made up by my friend Zach. It is also the first five leters on a computer keyboard. Spelled backwards it say trewq. Emus are awesome!!
From the Reference Desk
How can I prepare mango sauce?--213.207.212.229 08:52, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
- Go to www.google.com. Type in mango sauce recipe. Hit "Search". Weregerbil 09:57, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
- What kind of trauma is your mango sauce about to experience that you feel the need to prepare it for? DJ Clayworth 17:41, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
- All things considered, being eaten can be a pretty traumatic experience. —Ilmari Karonen (talk) 01:27, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
Cornholio
All he wants is TP for his... you know.
From Delicate Slender Opossum
The Delicate Slender Opossum, Marmosops parvidens, is a small pouchless marsupial of the family Didelphidae. Though not specialized for subterranean life, they mostly live underground in heavily wooded areas in river valleys, rain forests, and swamps in Brazil, Peru, and Venezuela. M. parvidens is one of only two mammal species showing eusocial social structure similar to that found in ants, bees, or termites, the other being the Naked Mole Rat, which was thought unique in that respect until a Brazilian construction company accidentally unearthed a large nest of M. parvidens near the small coastal town of Macapa in 2002.
M. parvidens is the only mammal other than man to practice agriculture and animal husbandry, and though although similar behaviors are practiced by the Leafcutter ant and the Yellow Meadow Ant, no other animal raises both animals and plants. M. parvidens was thought to be a solitary insectivore that was only unusual in that it was diurnal, which makes it unique among the Slender Opossums of genus Marmosops. In fact, they live in complex networks of burrows that extend as deep as 15 meters below ground, the vast majority of the colony never leaving the nest.
There have since been several large M. parvidens nests discovered, the largest of which was home to an estimated 4000 opossums. The inhabitants of the nests appear to be divided into three castes. Each nest has 1-4 fertile females that remain deep underground and are fed by the much smaller males that make up the majority of the nest's population. They have the shortest gestation period of all mammals, giving birth every 11 days to 10-20 young. Delicate Slender Opossums exhibit a large degree of sexual dimorphism. The fertile females are the largest, weighing up to 800 grams and measuring 30 centimeters in length. Approximately one in ten young are born female but the vast majority are reproductively suppressed via pheromones secreted by the fertile females, and these are considerably smaller, usually no more than 400 grams and 20 centimeters in length. The males are only 50-100 grams.
The true nature of the Delicate Slender Opossum was unknown for over 70 years because they very rarely leave their nests, the most common reason for doing so being to recover the occasional mealworm or aphid that somehow escapes the nest. M. parvidens cultivates a specialized fungus that grows on their regurgitated feces, milk from the infertile females, and vegetable matter gathered from plant roots. Their symbiosis also extends to a local species of the darkling beetle which lays it's eggs in balls of fungus that the opossums periodically roll to the surface. The eggs are then returned to the nest where the larval form are allowed to grow to their pupal stage, at which time all but the largest are eaten. Those that remain are herded out of the nest when they reach adulthood. The opossums also keep honeydew producing aphids to supplement their diet. The infertile females eat a disproportionately large amount of food, but they produce milk for the young of the fertile females and the adult worker males.
Note that this wholly fictional entry has been referenced on many sites, like freedictionary.com and answers.com, and I've seen the Delicate Slender Opossum listed as one of the two known eusocial mammals in a lot of places, despite the fact this was only up 3 days before someone caught it and corrected it
Malachi Barrie
Malachi Noble Barrie (1954–2004)- was a famous jazz musicians in the early '70s when he toured with friend Ray Charles, and Bob Marley. Barrie had two records- "Soul within the Music" and "Call me when you're Home".
Early Life Malachi Barrie was raised in a small apartment in downtown Detroit, where he lived with his parents-Sigmund and Edith Barrie. At age 10, Barrie's parents had a divorce, and he was forced to live with his father in his new country home. They had a distant relationship; bonding only when playing music. It was his father who first introduced him to the saxophone. His father, of course, played the bass. Barrie and his father passed the time playing music, and drinking their favorite drink, lemonade.
Father's Death When Barrie was 15, his father was diognosed with oral cancer. The doctors say it was all the years exposed to chewing tobacco that did it. His father didn't care. Sigmund Barrie continued to smoke, until his death on June 24, 1979. Barrie wasn't shocked, because he was prepared for his father's death, but it strucked him hard. There has been rumours that his father died in a so-called "freak reed-moistening accident" but those claims prove to be false.
Record Contract A few years later, when Barrie was just a few months short of being 18, he played saxophone in a local pub called "Jerry's Bar & Grill". Fortunately enough, famous music pioneer Ray Charles stopped by, while touring for his new album, because he was hungry. Charles liked his unique style, so he offered him a record contract. Barrie took the chance, and got his first albumn entitled "Soul within the Music". Critics depised it, and thought it was a hashed-up version of already recorded jazz music. Barrie re-recorded his music, and came out with a different version of "Soul within the Music". This time, people liked it, and wanted more. Ray Charles asked him if he wanted to tour with him, and Barrie accepted. They went coast-to-coast, and Barrie enjoyed every last minute of it.
Drug Scandal At age 23, Barrie started using illegal supplements, such as LSD and PCP. Barrie's girlfriend, Maria Jameson made him go into a rehabatation center, and Barrie stayed their for about 6 months. Throughout the next ten years Barrie struggled with his addiction. With the help of Maria, Malachi fought his addiction.
Marraige When Malachi was 32, he proposed to his long-time girlfriend Maria Jameson. They got married on December 1, 1986, and stayed married until his death.
Prostate cancer In February 2004, Barrie learned he was diagnosed with prostate cancer. His grandfather, Preston Barrie died of Prostate Cancer. Malachi went through Chemotherapy, but sadly, it didn't work. Barrie quit his career, and stayed home, staying inside his home until his death.
Death Malachi Noble Barrie died October 8, 2004 where he died in his Lake Michigan estate. He was buried next to his parents. Barrie was only 50 years-old. (written by the real Malachi's friend Andrew, with help from Kaylyn).
Mammals
- (from the Science Reference desk):
What's a mammal?
- According to good ol' Wikipedia, mammals are "the class of vertebrate animals characterized by the presence of mammary glands, which in females produce milk for the nourishment of young; the presence of hair or fur; and endothermic or "warm-blooded" bodies". Read more here. Killfest2 01:29, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
- Give a man a fish... —Keenan Pepper 02:20, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
- ...and he'll get a totally wrong idea about what a mammal is. Weregerbil 14:59, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
- But if you teach a man to fish, he might catch a dolphin. Digfarenough 17:19, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
- And if you teach a man to dolphin ... DirkvdM 19:06, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
- And he'll probably never return to appreciate the wit we've produced on his behalf. Black Carrot 04:46, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
Stub notice from Walter Cavanagh
- This Walter Cavanagh is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
from Wrestlcrap
In the summer of 2006 legendary 'crapper "ChibiDiablo" disappeared from the official boards sparking much speculation about his whereabouts. Despite several extensive searches no-one has been able to communicate with this mythic saviour of the IWC. Toga!
patern of abuse from certian ip ranges?
I've noticed that approximately 99.9999% of wikipedia vandalism, by ip users seems to come from the same ip range,
- NetRange: 1.0.0.0 - 255.255.255.255
I suggest that if it were blocked, nearly all vandalism could be ceased indefintly--152.163.100.200 20:58, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
Back in 1994
This is when 2pac supposedly died, but he is really living in the Bahamas under the suedo-name "colin weather" aka "the black panther" aka "the black guy" He still makes raps songs and has had 3 times as many albums released since he died than when he lived send me some money snowtigers rule
1994 was also the year of the beachball.
From Count Chocula
Ernst Choukula was born the third child to Estonian landowers in the late autumn of 1873. His parents, Ivan and Brushken Choukula, were well-established traders of Baltic grain who-- by the early twentieth century--had established a monopolistic hold on the export markets of Lithuania, Latvia and southern Finland. A clever child, Ernst advanced quickly through secondary schooling and, at the age of nineteen, was managing one of six Talinn-area farms, along with his father, and older brother, Grinsh.
By twenty-four, he appeared in his first "barrelled cereal" endorsement, as the Choukula family debuted "Ernst Choukula's Golden Wheat Muesli", a packaged mix that was intended for horses, mules, and the hospital ridden. Belarussian immigrant silo-tenders started cutting the product with vodka, creating a crude mush-paste they called "gruhll" or "gruell," and would eat the concoction each morning before work. The trend unwittingly spread, with alcohol being replaced by sheep--and then cow's--milk, and the demand for the Choukula's "cereal" reached as far south as Poland and as far west as the northern Jutland province of Denmark. It wasn't long before the unmistakable image (the original packaging, a three gallon wooden vat which featured a burnt etching of a jubilant, overalled Ernst holding a large dog and grinning broadly) made a pop-cultural splash throughout the entirety of Europe and northern Africa. In fact, Tunisia's "Carthaginian Sand Crunch" was seen as the first imitation of the Choukula form; the aforementioned product was presented in broad leathern bags with the woven insignia of a nude tribesman holding a sword and a bunched stalk of oats. Sadly, this would neither be the first nor the tamest appropriation of Ernst's iconic visage.
Meanwhile, in the "textile paradise"-region of Schenectady / Elmira New York, General Peter Mills--a celebrated turret gunner in McKinley's navy--was first beginning to mine America's seemingly insatiable desire to consume food before high noon. The trend, initially known in the United States as "brekkfest" had first appeared in 1903, with Dominic Eggo's invention of "wassled" or "waffled" bread, and really picked up steam throughout the teens and twenties, when eating in the morning was no longer deemed a sin by the Anglo-Catholic church. News of Choukula's economic domination across the Atlantic fascinated and troubled Mills, who was eager for similar success. In 1927, while vacationing the Iberian peninsula, he first encountered three discarded barrels of "Duke Choukula's Animal Supplement" (the name and design of the product had undergone several makeovers throughout the previous seven years, the most recent of which featured Ernst dressed in a cape and tiara, reflecting his family's oft-disputed ties to Eurasian royalty). Immediately intrigued, Mills brought one with him on his boat ride back to the States, and spent the twenty-three day trip obsessively studying the packaging.
In the spring of 1929, General Mills' "Prince Chocula's Morning Digestive" was picked up for distribution in three dozen pharmacies, grocery stands and agrarian carts throughout New York, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and northern Maryland. The public response was confused and angered at the recipe's savory, clove-like sting; apparently a confusion over the name led many to believe the breakfast was made from chocolate, and by 1931 the formula had been updated to reflect the nation's collective sweet tooth. In 1932, boxes were labeled simply "Count Chocula's Chocolate Food" and Peter Mills was named Life Magazine's "Humanitarian of the Year, 1933".
Ernst Chocula died in a Ukrainian cabin, penniless and alone, having descended into a type of brain-madness.
From Perfect Crime
The first year of the band's inception was generally a learning (or re-learning) period for the musicians, as they focused on a cover-based love performance.
From The Cuckoo's Egg
Stoll went on to work in the Astrophysics department at Harvard University. Today he manufactures Klein bottles.
From Talk:Apollo moon landing hoax conspiracy theories
I admit, I was the one who faked the moon landing, while the NASA personal were carefully removed from flight control, I was hurried onto a sound stage wearing a space suite, the result was so unconvincing that they actually sent me to their super top secret sound stage on the moon to reshoot, and then they brought in the "crew" of the Apollo to do the voiceovers
and the reply to this was...
Aha! At last the truth comes out. So that was your bottle of Coca-Cola some Aussie saw on TV after downing a few too many Fosters.
From Wikipedia:Personal attack intervention noticeboard
Request
I would like to request permission to make a personal attack. Where can I do this?
from David B. Barkley
David Bennes Barkley (c. 1899-November 9, 1918) is a fictional United States Army private and flavor-of-the-minute Internet sensation whose identity was falsified by a group of nefarious Wikipedians after they found a poorly-Photoshopped picture of a disgruntled jug-eared soldier in dress uniform floating around the public domain graphics wasteland. The soldier's fake biography was, briefly, a popular link throughout the blogosphere when unknowning Wikipedia administrators promoted it as fact on the July 18, 2006 front page.
From Borderline personality disorder
Patients with Borderline Personality Disorder are at very high risk of pooping and peeing soon after death by suicide.
From Walt Whitman
This gay guy to the right has the biggest head and is widely considered to be the greatest and most influential poet the United States has ever produced.
From Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents
I'm at a loss to figure out which of the many SPUI probations have expired, or whether one is still active. But please block for at least a week, so that the rest of us can sort this out.
For the past several weeks, s/he has been edit warring over Ontario provincial highways. S/he lost a CfD on renaming its related category, re-listed, and lost again. Ensuing signs of extreme embitterment.
This page was fully annotated (by me) with legal references. Apparently, SPUI is some kind of wiki-lawyer, without formal legal experience.
Today, s/he is at 3 reverts, all with the edit summary including "crap".
I'm at my 3RR limit, and ask that the page be reverted to the most recent William Allen Simpson and protected. (Please do not protect at one of the incorrect SPUI states.)
Likewise, at limited-access roads, every requested fact has been annotated, so that the annotated page is full of them, and yet SPUI persists in edit warring, covering the page with "original research" and "disputed" tags.
- revert inclusion of crap
- revert inclusion of incorrect crap
- fine... I'll leave it in and mark it as the steaming turd that it is
- more tags
This is an abuse of process. Please protect the most recent William Allen Simpson.
- --William Allen Simpson 14:39, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
A really bad joke, of course!
There were two guys walking across a street. One guy went up to the other one and said, "Do you want to hear a really bad joke?" The other guy said, "Okay." So the first one said, "There were two guys walking across a street. One guy went up to the other one and said, "Do you want to hear a really bad joke?" The other guy said, "Okay." So the first one said, "There were two guys walking across a street. One guy went up to the other one and said, "Do you want to hear a really bad joke?" The other guy said, "Okay." So the first one said, "There were two guys walking across a street. One guy went up to the other one and said, "Do you want to hear a really bad joke?" The other guy said, "Okay." So the first one said, "There were two guys walking across a street. One guy went up to the other one and said, "Do you want to hear a really bad joke?" The other guy said, "Okay." So the first one said, "There were two guys walking across a street. One guy went up to the other one and said, "Do you want to hear a really bad joke?" The other guy said, "Okay." So the first one said, "There were two guys walking across a street. One guy went up to the other one and said, "Do you want to hear a really bad joke?" The other guy said, "Okay." In order to leave space for other equally bad jokes, I will end my atrocious joke here.
- see, that's not really funny, nor has it ever been deleted as nonsense, you just sort of wrote it here--64.12.116.131 20:55, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
- true enough. We need an admin to ban his IP and (possibly) kill his family pet, if he/she has one. This is an encyclopedia, not a collection of bad jokes or other deleted nonsense, damnit!
Detruncate 22:19, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
Money clip
Rubber band money clip
The last type of money clip is the rubber band variant, often employed by a user who has a large amount of street cred, such as a pimp, gangsta', gangster, playa', player, hustla' or hustler. The user may group the credit cards together while folding the cash into thirds, and wraps the rubber band around the combined stack. As is often the case with such users, credit cards may not be present, so instead the money is rolled into a roll, with some of the most interior bills being substantially flat, and the rubber band is then wrapped around the entire roll. When a user of this method removes cash from the roll, he is oftentimes said to be 'breakin off a piece' for the intended recipient of the cash. A user may often put the larger denomination bills on the exterior of the roll, and the smaller denomination bills on the interior of the roll so as to 'represent' a larger amount of held cash, papers, chedda', chedder, snaps, or duckets.
The Amazing Race 11
| Position (by leg) | |||||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Team | Relationship | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | |
| Rob & Brennan | Best Friends | 10th | 7th | 6th | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 3rd | 3rd | 4th | 4th | 2nd | 3rd | 1st | |
| Frank & Margarita | Separated | 8th | 6th | 7th | 4th | 2nd | 6th | 5th | 4th | 3rd | 3rd | 3rd | 2nd | 2nd | |
| Joe & Bill | Best Friends | 9th | 8th | 5th | 7th | 5th | 5th | 4th | 2nd | 1st | 1st | 1st | 1st | 3rd | |
| Kevin & Drew | Brothers | 2nd | 5th | 8th | 6th | 6th | 3rd | 2nd | 5th | 2nd | 2nd | 4th | |||
| Nancy & Emily | Mother/Daughter | 1st | 2nd | 1st | 5th | 4th | 2nd | 1st | 1st | 5th | |||||
| Lenny & Karyn | Dating | 7th | 1st | 2nd | 1st | 1st | 1st | 6th | |||||||
| Paul & Amie | Engaged | 3rd | 3rd | 3rd | 3rd | 7th | |||||||||
| Dave & Margaretta | Married | 4th | 4th | 4th | 8th | ||||||||||
| Pat & Brenda | Mothers | 6th | 9th | 9th | |||||||||||
| Kim & Leslie | Teachers | 5th | 10th | ||||||||||||
| Matt & Ana | Married | 11th | |||||||||||||
The Amazing Race 12
| Position(by leg) | |||||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Team | Relationship | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | |
| Chris & Alex | Best Friends | 5th | 8th | 2nd | 1st | 6th | 1st | 4th | 4th | 4th | 2nd | 1st | 1st | 1st | |
| Tara & Wil | Separated | 10th | 7th | 7th | 5th | 4th | 2nd | 3rd | 2nd | 2nd | 3rd | 3rd | 2nd | 2nd | |
| Blake & Paige | Brother/Sister | 7th | 1st | 4th | 4th | 3rd | 4th | 1st | 1st | 3rd | 4th | 2nd | 3rd | 3rd | |
| Oswald & Danny | Best Friends | 3rd | 3rd | 8th | 7th | 1st | 3rd | 2nd | 5th | 1st | 1st | 4th | |||
| Gary & Dave | Roommates | 2nd | 5th | 6th | 6th | 2nd | 5th | 5th | 3rd | 5th | |||||
| Mary & Peach | Sisters | 4th | 6th | 5th | 3rd | 5th | 6th | 6th | |||||||
| Cyndi & Russell | Married | 9th | 4th | 1st | 2nd | 7th | |||||||||
| Shola & Doyin | Twins | 8th | 9th | 3rd | 8th | ||||||||||
| Peggy & Claire | Grandmothers | 1st | 2nd | 9th | |||||||||||
| Hope & Norm | Married | 6th | 10th | ||||||||||||
| Deidre & Hillary | Mother/Daughter | 11th | |||||||||||||
Another anon who thinks they're a clever HAX0R
See this edit to The Devil Wears Prada by someone who clearly doesn't understand how to request that articles be creatd.
From National Association for the Advancement of the National Rifle Association
The National Association for the Advancement of the National Rifle Association or (NAFTAOTNRA for short) is an organization that stands for the advancement of other madeup organizations, like the NRA or the IRS, they don't exist either, they're a lot like the Easter Bunny when you get right down to it, only more or less furry, depending on whether it's wabbit season, duck season, or pasta seasoning.
From the Miscellaneous Reference Desk
Where I live, if you make too much noise, or disturb the area too much you can get punished. However, there are evil things which drive around creating great deals of noise with impunity. They also play a horrible tune. How so? Why don't they get their well-deserved comeupance? Can I impose it upon them?
Thanks. —Daniel (‽) 18:11, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
From Underoos
In addition to other contributions to public life, the underoos formerly served as a social linchpin of the Harvard Institute of Politics.
from Petey Piranha
Petey Pirahna was never potty trained by his parents...
From Big Brother's Timeline of Notable Events
- Most houseguests in the Big Brother house: 14
- First Muslim houseguest: Kaysar Ridha
- First two-story house
- First season with two double eviction weeks
- Person to win the Power of Veto the most times: James Rhine, 4 times
- First season with a same sex final four
- First season where two of the first three people evicted were male
Done and Been There Person
The "Done and Been there person" is a word found on the words of detest section in American Society.
A person who thinks there the PRO of everything, usually calls people noobs. "Hey, dude I hacked into the Pentagon!", Yeah? So? I don't really care, I've done that >.>.
From Tasha Yar
The following categories (all with correct sort key!) were added to the article on the Star Trek character:
- Category:Fictional fortune tellers
- Category:Fictional dentists
- Category:Fictional ninja
- Category:Fictional sailors
- Category:Fictional stage magicians
- Category:Fictional chefs
- Category:Fictional motorcyclists
- Category:Fictional plumbers
- Category:Fictional voodoo practitioners
- Category:Fictional tour guides
- Category:Fictional warriors
- Category:Fictional violinists
- Category:Fictional radio personalities
- Category:Fictional pirates
- Category:Fictional gunslingers
And later:
- Category:Fictional Scottish-Americans
- Category:Fictional German-Americans
Super Bikkuriman
Super Bikkuriman is a fighting game based on the third season of the popular "Bikkuriman" anime franchise for the Japanese Super Famicom system. As much of adaptations of animes on consoles, it is often the kind similar to Street Fighter which is enjoyed by the players. Super Bikkuriman does not deviate from the rule by proposing confrontations between eight characters. There's Tiki the young knight light-haired boy who proudly raises a blue armour with a cape to the colours yellow and green. With these dimensions, Phoenix with its hair green and its cape is which floats around its white metal for protection. With the ray of malicious energy, there is a majority of cyborgs/robots bearing names pointing out mythologies and legends (Master Poseidon, Dark Hera, Salladin, Little Minos, Devil Zeus and Davidas).
The story mode proposes to you to choose Phoenix or Tiki which will have the player to overcome one by one all adversaries of the game with an aim of admiring the very outstanding end... To direct his combatant, one has right need to use the directional cross as well as the button to carry out the jump, another associate with the fist and the last for launching kicks. To form part of the obscure dimensions that is good since only malicious play will be able to land the special blows!!!. The other mode to be explored (without counting the options) is the meetings known as one and one, face to face in the level and the music of its choice by choose this time one of eight warriors. Whatever that which one will take, impossible to use the special blows and other death techniques which kills.
There is not great a deal to say on Super Bikkuriman if is not to release some profane language to go with it. First of all graphics are enough, pushing back with a choice of the colors, and a finality which has being thrown in the oubliettes. Rare animations of the decorations and characters leaves an impression be made with tears off (for example the training course of Saladdin not to name it). The topics suggested by the background music does not even deserve that I speak it so much about it is unbearable. The frustration of the weak panoply of blows and the incapacity to be able to release the special attacks gain the player quickly.
Always with the ray of the absent subscribers and most curious, the characters do not have shade!!!. To gain easily one only should squat and await the adversary. Only positive point and not of least and which will astonish by them more one, speed is correct what makes it possible to classify this stew in the category of the playable ones. In short, Super Bikkuriman is a dumb rip-off of Street Fighter more rudimentary and poor on Super Nintendo to be avoided which deserves only one small but justified playthrough on easy mode.
Ebenezer Kinnersley
He's a guy who invented gravity. And he died when he got hit by a falling truck.
From Toadette
Many have speculated about the physical beauty of the new Mario character Toadette is indeed beautiful. Well, it has been proven that indeed, Toadette is uglier than sin. In a recent faux Harvard reasearch, it is stated that Toadette is the second ugliest fictional character ever, second only to Toot from the popular Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together". It is rumored that Toadette has whithered mushrooms for breasts. It is also speculated wheter or not Toadette is a hermaphrodite, due to her oddly low voice in "Mario Party 6." Here's a photo comparisson between Toot and Toadette.
==From AfD for Pearl necklace==
Pearl necklace
Slang, dicdef Donald Albury(Talk) 11:45, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Delete slang dicdef, exactly per nom. Just zis Guy you know? 12:26, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Merge to Come shot, which discusses the larger phenomenon encyclopedically. Powers 13:13, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Merge per Powers. Luna Santin 16:18, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Comment No sources and text is only a dictionary definition, so delete or indeed merge with Come shot. Garion96 (talk) 16:50, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
*Strong delete, no merge Dicdef, probably already at Urban Dictionary where it belongs. Please don't vote "merge," as that is a "keep" vote. Also, I suspect that the young woman in the picture wearing nothing but semen and a smile may be using the article as a forum for exhibitionism of homemade pornography, since she uploaded the picture herself. My suspicions are further supported by the fact that the picture does not, in fact, depict a pearl necklace, but rather a simple "facial." The idea of the "pearl necklace" is not an important topic in sexual activity, and is more of a joke than anything else (cf. the ZZTop song "Pearl Necklace"). Yes, it is possible to ejaculate on women in many different ways, none of which are encyclopedic, in my opinion. Erik the Rude 17:01, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- I'm going to agree with Catamorphism below and recommend that it be redirected to the article on the facial. Jesus H. Christ, this is a silly discussion! I just realised that I couldn't make a "pearl necklace" because I'm a shooter, not a dribbler. I know, TMI, but the meds have kicked in. Sorry. Magister Erik the Rude 03:38, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- How is a merge vote a "keep" vote? I don't want to keep the content, beyond mentioning the term in the Come shot article, but I really want to leave a redirect in place so this is less likely to be recreated. Powers 21:03, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Admins frequently count merge votes as keep votes, especially when there is no clear consensus, which frequently leads to a no-consensus keep. It's one of AfD's many problems. Magister Erik the Rude 22:36, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Because of GFDL issues, I believe. A merge means that the information should be kept, but simply not at this place. --badlydrawnjeff talk 22:38, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- How is a merge vote a "keep" vote? I don't want to keep the content, beyond mentioning the term in the Come shot article, but I really want to leave a redirect in place so this is less likely to be recreated. Powers 21:03, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Strong delete per Erik the Rude Piccadilly 17:29, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Weak delete. At least it's a term I've heard, unlike most of the sex acts listed here, but we don't need an article for what amounts to a dicdef. The picture actually is not appropriate to the article, as it looks like a facial, not a pearl necklace. -- Fan-1967 18:49, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Strong keep. Obviously a notable term. Need references? Try
The Sex Book by Suzi Godson, et al,Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man by Dan Anderson, and the Vice Magazine guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll, along with countless pop culture references. --badlydrawnjeff talk 19:01, 22 July 2006 (UTC)- Clearly so. The issue is not notability, its encyclopedicness. What else can be said about it that is a) not just a definition and b) not already in the Come shot article? Powers 21:03, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Plenty. Besides, if you're looking for "Pearl necklace," chances are you're not looking to dig through "come shot" to get to it. I also can't believe I spent 5 minutes hunting those sources down, or that I typed that last sentence. --badlydrawnjeff talk 21:08, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Hello, Jeff. I'm not surprised that you're here, as this is one of your areas of special interest, sexual slang in Wikipedia. I'll be polite and not dig up your history of time after time defending puerile sexual slang and then wave it in your face as other users do. Indeed, you must have the soul of an appeals attorney who specialises in capital crimes, and I commend you for your due diligence. Maybe there should be a Wiki project that deals more rigourously with sexual slang than does Urban Dictionary. Wikipedia, however, is not that project, nor are we Partridge's Dictionary of English Slang. All I can say is, Wikipedia is not a dictionary, Wikipedia is not a dictionary, and Wikipedia is not a dictionary. Magister Erik the Rude 23:08, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Hi! Right now, the article is simply a stub. With two books already, and some hope at Google Scholar from other research I've done, it seems there's plenty of room for expansion, and we haven't even talked about pop culture references yet, either. Yes, I tend to be a staunch defender of some of our raunchier articles, and why not? We don't censor ourselves here. Either way, I hope you'll reconsider. At least we agree on the image. --badlydrawnjeff talk 23:19, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Clearly so. The issue is not notability, its encyclopedicness. What else can be said about it that is a) not just a definition and b) not already in the Come shot article? Powers 21:03, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
Delete per Erik the Rude. We're not Urban Dictionary. --Coredesat talk. o.o;; 22:16, 22 July 2006 (UTC)- Keep. No reason to start censoring wiki now. Mystache 22:55, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Keep - people are unlikely to find reference if they aren't looking for it. Wiki provides information - this is a real thing so why censor it? Although pic doesn't really show a pearl necklace does it.Template:Unsigned
- Keep, Notable sexual term referred to outside. Photo may need to be considered. Capitalistroadster 23:08, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah, well I considered it, and I think that young lady is pretty hot, minus the semen. (Ugh.) I think the pic is clearly intended to titillate, and is therefore pornography rather than an illustrative picture. Magister Erik the Rude 03:45, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- Comment The definiton needs work as well, as this activity is normally associated with, uh, genital-mammary contact, which isn't mentioned here. Fan-1967 23:25, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
- Keep - the term is notable although the article needs work. I shall selflessly volunteer my time to improve the article, even if I'm forced to wade through
several<s> <s>dozens<s> hundreds of images to find one that accurately depicts the topic in question :) --Doc Tropics Message in a bottle</sup> 00:57, 23 July 2006 (UTC) - Merge and redirect with Facial. Catamorphism 02:18, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- Weak Keep Notable (sort of) but with problems, needs a lot of work! Aeon Insane Ward 02:35, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- Merge/Redirect to Facial Bwithh 06:12, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- Keep - its not a cum shot because no photography is needed to make a pearl necklace. There are many pop cultural references to the term, like the ZZ Top song and a Sex and the city episode. Its association with Mammary intercourse could be disscussed... That's got to result in more than a dictionary definition. It's even a much better known term then "Mammary intercourse" yet that's here too. I agree the photo could be replaced with an illustration or one that shows a better pearl necklace on a woman, but just how does a pornographic picture in this context cross a line? A merger with Facial should only be done if there is a super category for both terms to be merged under. Does anyone have an idea what that could possibly be?--Sneezy-pantz 07:17, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- Changing to Keep and clean up per Sneezy-pantz. --Coredesat talk. o.o;; 10:44, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- Redirect to the more notable term as it's a valid search phrase. I'll not suggest merging the picture to your own personal image collection. MLA 13:22, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- Comment If you're going to redirect to anything, redirect to Mammary intercourse, which already lists this as a synonym. It's definitely not the same thing as a facial. Fan-1967 14:01, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- Comment without getting into the technicalities of it all, I disagree. Pearl necklace is an outcome as it were rather than an act so the outcome of facial is more accurate than the act of mammary intercourse. MLA 18:16, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- Comment without getting into the technicalities of it all (can't believe we're discussing this), it's a separate and different outcome than the facial. I have always heard this term used in connection with the act involving breasts. Fan-1967 19:56, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- I can't believe it either, but I also hadn't thought of it in terms of, uh, "mammary intercourse." I'm not entirely sure a merge is proper, given a lack of a useful place to merge it to, assuming merge is the "correct" option. --badlydrawnjeff talk 20:29, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- Having done the Hawaiian muscle fuck myself, against my own will, I might add as I was coerced by a kinky girlfriend with 36D's, I can't see how a pearl necklace is the logical end of the act. A dribbler would most likely dribble semen onto the superior sternum, which would then pool at the cricoid region and run superiorly into the carotid sinuses, lateral to the trachea and medial to the sternocleidomastoid muscle. It's also very possible that the semen would be shot between the breasts, on the belly, or dribble down the belly. A shooter would just blow it all over the chest or face in a blob and spatter pattern. To properly execute a pearl necklace, which I haven't done, one would have to dribble semen at the midline of the neck, superior to the clavicles. I don't think it's that easy to execute properly, it's almost certainly no fun because of the technical skill and control involved, which is why I think it is no more than a joke. Also, the viscosity of the semen would be a possible problem. Some semen is too viscous to "dribble" or "run." I'd be interested in some first-hand reports of successful pearl necklaces. Maybe some research could be conducted at Wikimania 2006, and if this crap doesn't belong in BJAODN, I don't know what does. Maybe merge it all to Deposition of semen during human sexual intercourse. Magister Erik the Rude 22:47, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- But don't forget WP:NOR. :) Garion96 (talk) 23:12, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
- Comment Definitely the funniest argument I've seen today. --Coredesat talk. o.o;; 00:42, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
- Comment Short, but hilarious :) --Doc Tropics Message in a bottle 00:44, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
- Comment "on the belly"? Which direction were you facing? ;-) --
- Having done the Hawaiian muscle fuck myself, against my own will, I might add as I was coerced by a kinky girlfriend with 36D's, I can't see how a pearl necklace is the logical end of the act. A dribbler would most likely dribble semen onto the superior sternum, which would then pool at the cricoid region and run superiorly into the carotid sinuses, lateral to the trachea and medial to the sternocleidomastoid muscle. It's also very possible that the semen would be shot between the breasts, on the belly, or dribble down the belly. A shooter would just blow it all over the chest or face in a blob and spatter pattern. To properly execute a pearl necklace, which I haven't done, one would have to dribble semen at the midline of the neck, superior to the clavicles. I don't think it's that easy to execute properly, it's almost certainly no fun because of the technical skill and control involved, which is why I think it is no more than a joke. Also, the viscosity of the semen would be a possible problem. Some semen is too viscous to "dribble" or "run." I'd be interested in some first-hand reports of successful pearl necklaces. Maybe some research could be conducted at Wikimania 2006, and if this crap doesn't belong in BJAODN, I don't know what does. Maybe merge it all to Deposition of semen during human sexual intercourse. Magister Erik the Rude 22:47, 23 July 2006 (UTC)