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Likely candidates, 5 or more net votes[edit]

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Imagine a world in which every single person is given free access to bad jokes and other deleted nonsense. (+9)[edit]

  • From unofficial motto of Wikimedia Foundation [1]]
  • Alternative: Imagine a world in which every single person is given free access to the sum of all bad jokes and other deleted nonsense.

Support[edit]

    1. Support. Truly, an inspiring motto. --Maru (talk) Contribs 23:28, 15 November 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support, lol.  Grue  12:27, 20 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support. Jacqui 04:51, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support Borisblue 18:44, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
    5. Support -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
    6. Support --Coredesat talk. o.o;; 06:46, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
    7. Support -- TomPhil 23:35, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
    8. Support if changed to Imagine a world in which every single person is given free access to the sum of all human bad jokes and other deleted nonsense. TZMEverything is notable 14:36, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
      • Comment Actually, it looks better if "human" is left out - I added an alternative suggestion. --Coredesat talk! 07:15, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
    9. Support -- Fuzheado | Talk 00:33, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

Oppose[edit]

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is watching you. (+19)[edit]

Alternate: Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are watching you.

Support[edit]

  1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  2. Support -- Kevyn (talk) 01:57, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  3. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
  4. Support -- thegreatloofa(talk) 22:42, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  5. Support tentatively Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  6. Support Good Enough. FireSpike 21:54, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  7. Support Simple, well-known reference.Borisblue 18:51, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
    Eratta: I prefer the "is" version. Grammar isn't really a big concern in Bjaodn titles, and with "are" it doesn't really sound like the original reference. Plus, I see BJAODN as one big amorphous blob, so singular tense please! Borisblue 14:30, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  8. Support if changed to "Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are watching you." Clarinetplayer 03:19, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
  9. Support, Mailer Diablo 16:23, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
  10. HereToHelp is supporting you. Agree with clarinetplayer, change "is" to "are"
  11. Support Here, Here. Grumpyyoungman01 09:29, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
  12. SupportCelestianpower háblame 16:51, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
  13. Support I like it a lot! Scienceman123 23:38, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
  14. Ceiling cat is watching you support! King of 18:42, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
  15. Support! Nate 20:30, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
  16. Support PruneauT 09:47, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
  17. Sonofapeaching Support SoaP 17:41, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  18. Support because I am near a telescreen, and the Thought Police will be sent if I oppose. Bob the Phoenix 23:26, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  19. Doubleplusgood Support-- danntm T C 20:07, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  20. Support if "is" is changed to "are", per the alternative.

Oppose[edit]

  1. Oppose This seems a bit too serious to be a BJAODN page. Gaterion 18:28, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

A Spoonful of Bad Jokes helps the Other Deleted Nonsense go down (+9)[edit]

  • Reference to: "A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down," a song from Mary Poppins

Support[edit]

    1. SupportUTSRelativity 21:03, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Kevyn 02:18, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support Shane Smith 03:40, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    5. support Thryduulf 18:41, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    6. Thanks,
      Luc "Somethingorother" French 19:35, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    7. Support If only it were true... --Infobacker 19:11, July 28, 2005 (UTC)
    8. Support. Sjakkalle (Check!) 11:55, 1 September 2005 (UTC)
    9. Support. --EWS23 22:39, September 4, 2005 (UTC)
    10. SupportABCD 19:08, 9 September 2005 (UTC)
    11. Support --Celestianpower hab 17:13, 25 September 2005 (UTC)
    12. Support Sceptre (Talk) 20:48, 27 December 2005 (UTC)
    13. Weak support -- I like the idea but maybe just "A spoonful of sugar helps the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense go down" would be better... Elf | Talk 22:26, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    14. Support - Fantastic, probably the only one this month I've actually laughed at rather than sniggered. --Knucmo2 12:52, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    15. Support, I also like Elf's suggestion. Thryduulf 12:07, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
    16. Support - Ravi12346 19:00, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
    17. Support PruneauT 09:40, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
    18. Weak support -- How about, "A spoonful of Bad Jokes helps the Other Deleted Nonsense go down?" --Kitch (Talk : Contrib) 11:25, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Oppose[edit]

    1. Oppose - I actually think it's a pretty good title, but I loathe that song. Spare me. -- wailing, Mothperson 11:36, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
      Argh! You and your damn oppose votes for silly reasons like that. For that, you get a title. -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:37, 25 May 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose. Just don't find it that funny. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Oppose - I just don't think it's funny. --Cyde Weys votetalk 21:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose. It lacks a certain something. --maru (talk) Contribs 06:26, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose. Forced, and not very funny. —Steve Summit (talk) 15:57, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
    6. Oppose. BORING! FireSpike 21:46, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
    7. Oppose: Way to long and does not flow well. Which is too bad, because it could have easily been funny.Scoutersig 19:40, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
    8. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 10:36, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
    9. NOOO!! SoaP 17:44, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

The price of factual accuracy is eternal Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (+9)[edit]

    • Reference to: "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance," a quote by Thomas Jefferson.

SUPPORT[edit]

    1. Support Heh. I like this one. Kevyn 21:53, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support Me too. I just realised where it came from, and it’s subtly witty. Excellent. -- Natalinasmpf 23:30, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- Ferkelparade π 09:44, 12 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support - so, sob, true. --Mothperson 17:04, 21 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    6. Support This is good... and moving in a way. Borisblue 15:45, 5 September 2005 (UTC)
    7. Support good. Borisblue 21:26, 11 October 2005 (UTC)
    8. SupportABCDe 05:50, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
    9. Support I have sworn upon the altar of God enmity against every form of BJAODN over the mind of Wikipedian. Alba 21:33, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
    10. Support -- Elf | Talk 22:32, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    11. Support -- Clarinetplayer 02:47, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
    12. Support - I just don't think it's not funny. It's funny 'cos it's true. Skittle 20:35, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
    13. Support I like this. Funny and true. 24.20.69.240 07:54, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

OPPOSE[edit]

    1. Oppose - I just don't think it's funny. --Cyde Weys votetalk 21:39, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
That's what you always say, Cyde. SoaP 18:29, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
    1. Oppose yeah, just not funny. -AKMask 19:13, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose. Too heavily modified; the reference is obscured. I didn't get it without the reference, and these have to be clear on the first reading. -- Calion | Talk 03:41, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
    3. Oppose. Too obscure. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)


May the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Be With You. (+12)[edit]

    • Reference to: "May the Force be with you," a quote from Star Wars.

SUPPORT[edit]

    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Riffsyphon1024 07:31, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- Fuzheado | Talk 03:05, 13 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support --Dell Adams 04:28, 14 May 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support --Idont Havaname 05:32, 31 May 2005 (UTC)
    6. Support --Igordebraga 00:20, 7 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    7. Support --Borisblue 11:09, 16 July 2005 (UTC)
    8. Support This is perhaps the most known quote, so it makes the more sense if you consider those who are not fans. --HereToHelp (talk) 14:25, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
    9. Support --TheSTtalk 21:38, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    10. Support -- thegreatloofa(talk) 21:57, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
    11. Support. – ABCDe 05:50, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
    12. Support - Elf | Talk 22:26, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    13. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 17:59, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    14. Support I find it amusing Where (talk) 14:39, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
    15. SupportMSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    16. Support, Mailer Diablo 16:22, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
    17. Support Willy on Wheels Josen 01:03, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
    18. Support - CameoAppearance 19:46, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
    19. Support!!! great title! Nate 13:38, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
    20. Support. JIP | Talk 16:21, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    21. 4 SoaP 17:46, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

OPPOSE[edit]

    1. Oppose --Mothperson 21:35, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose -- A bit (ahem) forced. – ClockworkSoul 13:12, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    3. Oppose - I just don't think it's funny. --Cyde Weys votetalk 21:39, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose because I don't like this one either. --James S. 07:19, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose. The first thing that came into my mind upon reading it was "May the Lord be with you," which doesn't really have the right ring to it. --Kwekubo 23:16, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
    6. Oppose. Really awful. FireSpike 21:46, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
      Keep in mind, awful is partly what we strive for when it comes to BJAODN. --AllyUnion (talk) 22:54, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
    7. Oppose. Haha... "forced."--ragesoss 02:27, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
    8. Oppose Yeah, forced is the only way to describe this one. Grumpyyoungman01 09:25, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
    9. Oppose. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Do we really need any more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense? (+12)[edit]

Support[edit]

    1. Support. Kevyn 22:38, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. - Melaen 23:07, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    4. SupportABCD 01:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support --Mothperson 23:48, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    6. Support -- Heh. Love it. -- ClockworkSoul 13:39, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    7. Support -- Elf | Talk 22:57, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    8. Support -- DonaldMick 22:14, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    9. Support! -- Nate 13:41, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
    10. Support -- TomPhil 23:29, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
    11. Support -- It`s great.Just funny, and it`s meaning is readily apparent. --67.169.212.172 03:27, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
    12. Support -- B|C|ube| 21:50, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
    13. Support and yes. Bob the Phoenix 23:28, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
    14. Do we really need any more support?--Greasysteve13 10:13, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

Oppose[edit]

Oppose. Not funny. 129.98.212.76 01:36, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate (+13)[edit]

Support[edit]

  1. Support --Mothperson 14:55, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  2. Support Shane Smith 18:44, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  3. Support only because I thought of it too Anville 12:32, 22 May 2005 (UTC)
  4. Support --Scimitar 8 July 2005 20:32 (UTC)
  5. Support. Ok, this one's pretty funny. --Idont Havaname 22:08, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
  6. Support. Great reference. --EWS23 22:15, September 4, 2005 (UTC)
  7. Support. – ABCDe 05:50, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  8. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:00, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  9. Support. --Blue387 08:48, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  10. Support. Caused me to laugh. — MSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
  11. Support. Good reference, and still potentially funny even if you haven't seen Spaceballs. lowercase 14:21, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
  12. Support on Wheel's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!--HereToHelp 02:39, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
  13. Support may the Schwartz be with you! igordebraga 18:04, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
  14. Support Dansiman 07:29, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
  15. Support with ludicrous speed!
  16. Support is Communism! SoaP 18:29, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  17. Mr. Pelican Support --Kitch (Talk : Contrib) 11:27, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

OPPOSE[edit]

    1. Oppose -- I just don't think it's funny (well, Cyde Weys hasn't been here yet...). Elf | Talk 22:32, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose -- Sorry, but this one didn't make me chuckle like the rest. --Knucmo2 12:43, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    3. Oppose -- Sorry, but this just plain sucks. FireSpike 19:49, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose -- Not funny, and cumbersome. 129.98.212.76 01:39, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Everything you always wanted to know about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (But were afraid to ask) (+16)[edit]

SUPPORT[edit]

    1. Support -- Kevyn 05:42, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support Neo 22:38, Apr 16, 2005 (UTC)
      <s|Support --Mothperson 15:21, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)</s| Forget it. I had this mad idea of trying to fit in.
    3. Support --Dell Adams 04:26, 14 May 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support Proto 10:42, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support. --EWS23 04:08, September 8, 2005 (UTC)
    6. Support. Clever. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
    7. Weak support -- Amusing, if long. – ClockworkSoul 13:39, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    8. Support. Perfect--the original title was wayyy long, too, that's half the fun. Elf | Talk 22:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    9. Support - Wordy but quite funny. --Knucmo2 12:53, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    10. Support Neonumbers 02:38, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
    11. Support, Mailer Diablo 16:22, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
    12. Support. lowercase 14:18, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
    13. Support. Simple but classic. ragesoss 03:15, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
    14. Support. Thryduulf 11:25, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
    15. Support. --Allen3 talk 15:32, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
    16. Support. Magnificent. Omphaloscope » talk 19:55, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
    17. Support. Me likey. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
    18. [asks a question] If I Support this title, can it be the title of the next page? --Kitch (Talk | Contrib) 14:58, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
    19. Support. I doubt it, Kitch!--Greasysteve13 03:27, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
    20. Support. It made me chuckle. --Czj 21:03, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

OPPOSE[edit]

    1. Operate, as in cut out my previous vote. --Mothperson 23:18, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose, not funny. — MSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

ßåd Jøkës åñd Øthër Ðélètêd Ñøñsëñsé (+22)[edit]

  • Should work on all computers

SUPPORT[edit]

  1. Support If it works, its cool --Neo 23:52, Apr 23, 2005 (UTC)
  2. Support -- Kevyn (talk) 03:51, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  3. Either of these is fine by me. Thanks,
    Luc "Somethingorother" French 19:35, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  4. Support This would probably be preferable to the above —Mulad (talk) 00:58, May 29, 2005 (UTC)
  5. Support if confirmed to work on almost all computers. --EWS23 00:11, September 5, 2005 (UTC)
  6. Šựррốŗŧ enough to make wacky "support" text. -- ClockworkSoul 13:39, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
  7. SupportABCDe 05:50, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
  8. Support -- Elf | Talk 22:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  9. Support (on Wheels, of course!) -- Flameviper12 21:35, 9 March 2006 (UTC
  10. Şǜρρʘřť - Ţĥŗȳðůùłʃ
  11. Support Stifle (talk) 12:45, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
  12. §ǖρρΩΓł Why not? It kinda resembles the way some vandals move the page to a Cyrillic one (or being a doppleganger). Bob the Phoenix 00:07, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
  13. Definitely, reminds me of all of those impersonation vandal attacks. --Cyde↔Weys 18:43, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
    WOO WOO WOO!!!!!! FIRST EVER SUPPORT VOTE FROM CYDE!!!!!!!!! SoaP 18:29, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  14. SυÞþοřτMisza13 T C 09:57, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
  15. Support this one gets my vote because that's what my computer looks like whenever I try to read certain Russian or Hungarian websites.....K. Lastochka 18:24, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
  16. ŚÙΡρÕʀŢ Nate 13:44, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
  17. Şǜρρʘřť - Kookykman|(t)e 19:10, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
  18. $ǖΡρ0ŕţ PruneauT 09:46, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
  19. Šǜppốrt googl t 16:57, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
  20. ŚÙpρɸΓ↑-User:Daniel.Bryant (Talk) 06:50, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  21. Šǜppốrt -- ~PinkDeoxys~ 17:24, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  22. Šũppøŕŧ --Efitu (Tlk Unc) 21:53, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  23. support why not? TZMT (de:T) 10:14, 27 August
  24. ŠŮΡΡÖЯΤ SoaP 18:29, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  25. Support. [ælfəks] 12:02, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  26. İň Šövíėţ Ŕûšśıã, ¥őŭ đõ ŇŌŢ Vółè śüþpΩяṭ. ṢǓΡÞÓЯŢ VŐŤËŚ ỸÔŮ!¡!¡! ~ Porphyric Hemophiliac § 22:43, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  27. ŠŪΡρόЯŢ I like wierd characters. --lEoN2323 20:13, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  28. Support --Nintendorulez talk 21:01, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  29. ŞǔÞþǒřť The best one of them! Gaterion 18:26, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  30. Şǜрρởяŧ Torinir ( Ding my phone My support calls E-Support Options ) 02:16, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

OPPOSE[edit]

  1. Oppose --Knucmo2 17:03, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
  2. Øppốsë- Borisblue 03:23, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  3. Oppose -- Clarinetplayer 02:44, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  4. Oppose. Accented letter jokes just aren't funny. JIP | Talk 16:22, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
  5. Oppose ~Mr Inky 13:54, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
  6. Oppose Not feelin' it. Omphaloscope » talk 19:56, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  7. Oppose. That's just gay. --Macarion 20:24, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
    Gay? You mean that this proposed title is a male and it is romantically/sexually attracted to other male proposed titles? SoaP 18:29, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  8. Oppose. I think it's too much. Maybe limiting to Heavy metal umlauts would work better. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

He's dead, Jim - you get his Bad Jokes, I'll get his Other Deleted Nonsense (+4)[edit]

    • Reference to: Dr. McCoy on Star Trek, a riff on another joke: "He's dead Jim! You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet!"
    1. Support I thought it was funny Kevyn 21:32, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support It got me laughing, but then I laugh everytime I hear that phrase. -- Riffsyphon1024 05:49, Mar 22, 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support - not so fond of so much ST, but this one made me laugh out loud. --Mothperson 15:34, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC) (I keep laughing everytime I see this. I wish I'd written it, damn it. Mothperson 03:23, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC))
    5. Support -- Scimitar 23:09, 24 May 2005 (UTC)
    6. Support, that one is awesome. Proto 12:17, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    7. Support. Maybe "He's dead, Jimbo - ..." ? --Idont Havaname 23:37, 31 August 2005 (UTC)
    8. Support. Highly awesome. αγδεε (ε τ c) 01:05, 4 September 2005 (UTC)
    9. Support (but not "Jimbo"--too "in"joke) Elf | Talk 22:32, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    10. Support Funny -AKMask 19:10, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
    11. troppuS even though I don't watch it, it's just funny. But only if changed to "He's dead, Jim! You get his Bad Jokes, I'll get his Other Deleted Nonsense" Flameviper12
    12. Support Made me laugh once I got the referance Dr. B
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose - I just don't think it's funny. --Cyde Weys votetalk 21:34, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose per Cyde. -- King of Hearts | (talk) 19:04, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
    3. Weak Oppose. I guess it was funny if you knew the line being parodied. --maru (talk) Contribs 06:29, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose. Obsure, not funny. — MSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose. Only the first part is well known.--ragesoss 03:16, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
    6. Oppose. Double references=no good. Our normal references are obscure enough. Using a knockoff of a joke based on a pop reference is just too much. -- Calion | Talk 03:46, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
    7. Oppose. - We're not so desperate as to need obscure/lame Star Trek jokes are we? ;) -- Fuzheado | Talk 00:36, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
    8. Oppose. Too obscure. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Tonight, on a very special episode of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (+9)[edit]

Dr. Bad Jokes, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Deleted Nonsense (+14)[edit]

Originally:

Alternate version:

  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the trolls
    • Dr. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the trolls
      • Dr. Bad Jokes, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Deleted Nonsense
        • SUPPORT
          1. Support this version. Kevyn 20:18, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
          2. Support this one. - Melaen 23:07, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)
          3. Support (what about "A BJAODN Odyssey" ?) Rama 07:59, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
          4. Support Neo 22:38, Apr 16, 2005 (UTC)
          5. Support Its Strange. I love it. I Dr.Strangelove it?? Dfrg.msc 01:42, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
          6. Support this one Shane Smith 18:56, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
          7. Support "Dr. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the trolls". --Idont Havaname 22:16, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
          8. Support the third variant: "Dr. Bad Jokes, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Deleted Nonsense" User:KjammerKjammer 03:49, 19 October 2005 (UTC)
            Support that variant as well. CameoAppearance 13:07, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
          9. Support. I hate how everything I can come up with has already been done. Boo. Ëvilphoenix Burn! 00:43, 27 October 2005 (UTC)
          10. Support -- Support all variants except the primary (Wales) one: the others are just more betterer. – ClockworkSoul 13:22, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
          11. Support -- "Dr. Bad Jokes, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Deleted Nonsense" is the best, as it is closest to the movie title. Dbtfz 06:20, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
          12. Support -- Third variant is best. smurrayinchester(User), (Talk) 12:42, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
          13. Support -- Not only is it a nice pun, but it also sends a nice friendly message about appreciating all contributions--E-Bod 01:37, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
          14. Support. JIP | Talk 16:23, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
          15. Support. Omphaloscope » talk 19:58, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
          16. Support. That's great. --Macarion 20:27, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
          17. Support. Beautiful! I cry! Quaerere 19:51, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
        • OPPOSE
          1. Oppose - all. --Mothperson 15:21, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC) Just - WHY?
          2. Oppose Lame Proto 10:42, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
          3. Oppose lame Borisblue 05:03, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
          • Alternate: "How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
            1. Support this version. Elf | Talk 22:41, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
            2. Support This is much betterBorisblue 05:03, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

Plan 9 from Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (+8)[edit]

Alternate version:

  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense from Outer Space
    1. Support - Oppose the original, love the alternative. --Knucmo2 12:02, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support - Much funnier than the original. CameoAppearance 13:08, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
    3. 5UPP0R7 0|\| \/\/H33LZ0RZ! - (Translation: Support On Wheels!) --SpecOp Macavity 21:30, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support!

--Nate 20:22, 21 June 2006 (UTC) Funnier than the original!

Proposal : split it, there is enough for two pages. Ericd 18:01, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

Mmmmm...Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense... (+7)[edit]

    • Reference to: "Mmmm...(something)" a repeating Homer Simpson quote from The Simpsons
    1. Support --Arm 04:22, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support EWS23 | (Leave me a message!) 07:58, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support- Iconic. --Maru (talk) Contribs 22:03, 17 November 2005 (UTC)
    4. Strong Support -- Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
    5. Support-- Marira 15:07, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
    6. Support--Melaen 13:03, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
    7. Support -- thegreatloofa(talk) 22:27, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
    8. Support Neonumbers 02:39, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
    9. Support --Greasysteve13 04:13, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
    10. SupportCelestianpower háblame 16:51, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
    11. Support MaeveQueenOfCrows 21:09, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
    12. I'll Support because even though some (dull) people may not get the reference, it is still funny; perhaps a *drools uncontrollably* or something like that at the end? WhosUrDaddy 02:25, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
    13. mmmmm.... Support. --Kitch (Talk : Contrib) 11:30, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Oppose

    1. Oppose too obscure a reference. Borisblue 04:23, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose --Knucmo2 10:16, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
    3. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:07, 11 June 2006 (UTC
    4. Oppose, too simple a joke. JIP | Talk 16:24, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose - overused joke, unoriginal. Also, not funny. Ruaraidh-dobson 16:28, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    6. Oppose. It's not food. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

I Am Joe's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (+6)[edit]

    • Reference to: Series of articles in Reader's Digest ("I Am Joe's Heart," "I Am Joe's Kidney, "I Am Joe's Liver," etc.); later referenced in Fight Club
  • Alternative: I Am Joe's Complete Lack of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to a quote in Fight Club ("I am Jack's Complete Lack of Suprise")
    1. Support Neo 22:38, Apr 16, 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Kevyn 02:52, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support - this brings back memories. I loved those stupid articles. --Mothperson 15:21, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support Proto 10:42, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
    5. I am Jack's total Support Anville 12:17, 22 May 2005 (UTC)
    6. I am his athletic Support. --Townmouse 21:24, 13 July 2005 (UTC)
    7. Support. Jacqui 04:43, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
    8. Support – Love it. – ClockworkSoul 13:12, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose - I just don't think it's funny. --Cyde Weys votetalk 21:39, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
    2. I am Joe's Oppose vote. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

First National Bank of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (+3)[edit]

  • OPPOSE
    1. --Mothperson 19:03, 19 May 2005 (UTC)
    2. OpposeMSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    3. Oppose --Knucmo2 22:03, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:08, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose, I don't think bank names are funny. JIP | Talk 16:25, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    6. Oppose. Zzzzz. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: now with more personal attacks (+5)[edit]

    1. Oppose. Should have been "New and Improved Bad Jokes, Now with More Deleted Nonsense" or something. --Macarion 20:30, 23 August 2006 (UTC)


This was a test of the emergency Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense system (+8)[edit]

  • Comments
    • Will this make sense outside of the US? -- ClockworkSoul 13:39, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    • Yes, says the Canadian Wikipedian. CameoAppearance 13:10, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
    • No, says the Aussie Wikipedian, Australia may be their oven, but Canada has all the icecream. Grumpyyoungman01 07:14, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Reloaded (+6)[edit]

    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 12:01, 13 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. - Melaen 23:07, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support Neo 22:42, Apr 16, 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support --Mothperson 19:30, 13 May 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support!! --User:Themarcuscreature
    6. Support This is funny even if you miss the Matrix reference. --Infobacker 19:09, July 28, 2005 (UTC)
    7. Support. I like this one. --Optichan 19:15, 6 October 2005 (UTC)
    8. Conditional support only if, to make the joke clear, this page is paired with Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Revolutions Alba 21:36, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
    9. Conditional support as per Alba. CameoAppearance 19:44, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
    10. Support, Mailer Diablo 16:23, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
    11. Support - I like the Albe mod too. —Celestianpower háblame 16:52, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
    12. Conditional support as per Alba. Timrem 21:24, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose - I just don't think it's funny. --Cyde Weys votetalk 21:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose Neonumbers 02:39, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
    3. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:14, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose. You can't just add one word. --Macarion 20:31, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose. Too easy. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

You canna' change the laws of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense! (+5)[edit]

    • Reference to: "You canna' change the laws of physics!" a quote by Scotty on Star Trek.

SUPPORT,CAPTIN!

    1. Support. Kevyn 21:32, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support. – ABCD 18:35, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support --Mothperson 11:29, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
    5. SupportMulad (talk) 00:26, May 29, 2005 (UTC)
    6. Support -- Elf | Talk 22:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    7. Aye Captain! - Thryduulf 12:21, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
    8. Support, of course. JIP | Talk 16:25, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

OPPOSE, CAPTIN!

    1. Oppose -- Love the trek, but this is just a bit awkward. -- ClockworkSoul 13:39, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose Meh. — MSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    3. Oppose - unfunny and sounds forced and awkward. CameoAppearance 13:11, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Badjokula vs. Deletednonsenstein (+5)[edit]

  • SUPPORT
    1. Support, beautiful. Can Not June 13, 2006
    2. Ouch. Support, because this pun is so awful it deserves to be a title. Kevyn 18:27, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Thanks,
      Luc "Somethingorother" French 09:02, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support - What Kevyn said. --Mothperson 13:12, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC) Now *this* is asininely stupid, and therefore, brilliant. And no, I did not write it. I don't know who did. I wish I had written it. It's something of which to be proud. But, it needs to be changed to Deletednonsensentein to read right. --Mothperson 23:18, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support - Agree with Kevyn and Mothperson --JJLeahy 04:36, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    6. Support. I'm still laughing. ~~ N (t/c) 23:13, 27 August 2005 (UTC)
    7. 'Support --Nectar T 08:14, 30 September 2005 (UTC)
    8. Support -- My rule: if it makes me laugh out loud, I support it. Very Punny! -- ClockworkSoul 13:22, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    9. Support -- It's so stupid, it's good. Plus it's so different from everything else. Elf | Talk 22:41, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    10. Support -- Brilliant. --zenohockey 21:32, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
  • OPPOSE
    1. Oppose, unwieldy, hard to read, slightly unclear from a "BJAODN" standpoint Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose - Too oblique --Knucmo2 17:06, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    3. Oppose. Doesn't make sense. Barely even makes Nonsense. — MSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    4. -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:15, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose - SUCKS! FireSpike 19:45, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
    6. Oppose. Not funny. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Begun the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Have (+5)[edit]

    1. Support if without the (Yoda) part -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Riffsyphon1024 07:31, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- Fuzheado | Talk 03:05, 13 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support Can Not FTW!!!1 June 13, 2006
    5. Support --Mothperson 21:35, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    6. Support -- Scimitar 15:41, 25 May 2005 (UTC)
    7. Support, with the Yoda part. --Idont Havaname 05:32, 31 May 2005 (UTC)
    8. Support this one I do. -- ClockworkSoul 13:22, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    9. Support --The1exile - Talk - [3]] -Flag of Denmark.svg 10:59, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
    10. Support, Mailer Diablo 16:24, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
    11. Support -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:16, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
    1. Oppose. How about something from the classic ESB rather than the newer and unknown AOTC?
    2. Oppose. Not quite there yet. Can someone come up with a better Yoda phrase?
    3. Oppose. Obscure. — MSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose. Lines from the new trilogy are not as well-known. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
    • Continued the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are

The wittily-titled page of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (+4)[edit]

    • Reference to: self-reference.
  • SUPPORT
    1. Luc "Somethingorother" French 14:48, 10 Sep 2004 (UTC)
    2. I like dry senses of humour. User:Thetorpedodog/Sigenetur 22:42, 2004 Nov 7 (UTC)
    3. Bart133 (t) 01:49, 16 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    4. Asbestos | Talk 12:34, 18 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    5. Very witty. -- Ferkelparade π 17:19, 26 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    6. SupportUTSRelativity 20:56, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    7. Support -- RMoloney 22:37, 13 August 2005 (UTC)
    8. Support - Subtly self-satisfied. --Celestianpower hab 17:46, 25 September 2005 (UTC)
    9. Support recursive-ness makes my tummy happy. -AKMask 19:13, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
    10. Insert support vote hereMSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    11. Support with all of my (insert random noun). Bob the Phoenix 23:35, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • OPPOSE
    1. Oppose Too subtly self-satisfied. --Mothperson 23:44, 19 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      Yeah. Oppose. --Macarion 20:33, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose - The word "wittily" just rubs me the wrong way, too. -- ClockworkSoul 13:12, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    3. Oppose - I just don't think it's funny. --Cyde Weys votetalk 21:39, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose. It isn't witty at all. --maru (talk) Contribs 06:29, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose -- Feels forced. Elf | Talk 22:32, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    6. Oppose --Knucmo2 17:04, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    7. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 09:31, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
    8. Oppose -- It sucks too much. FireSpike 20:58, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

isDeleted && (isBadJoke || isNonsense) (+9)[edit]

  • <code|support(this)</code|
    1. Support - Neo 13:37, Apr 18, 2005 (UTC)
    2. SupportUTSRelativity 20:54, 19 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Thanks,
      Luc "Somethingorother" French 19:35, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. isSupported --Idont Havaname 04:28, 6 August 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support --EWS23 05:02, September 8, 2005 (UTC)
    6. while(true) support; Alphax <sup |τεχ</sup | 11:14, 29 September 2005 (UTC)
    7. <code|<?php print $support ; // User:Thetorpedodog/Sigenetur 15:32, 20 December 2005 (UTC) ?|</code|
    8. Support. --maru (talk) Contribs 06:29, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
    9. Support Most of WP are geeks anyway, and will understand this. Borisblue 01:28, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
    10. return g Support;Misza13 T C 10:00, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
    11. if (true) { return "support"; } else { return "oppose" } — D. Wo. 23:34, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
    12. Support, this is certainly clever. JIP | Talk 16:26, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    13. Support. I'm such a nerd.... +Fin - 21:44, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
    14. Support++. howcheng {chat} 21:25, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
    15. 1. This is Wikipedia. Nerdity is not needed or expected, but cannot hurt either.—DrDnar 04:12, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
    16. Let Support = Support + 1 '--Kakurady 02:55, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
  • <code|oppose(this)</code|
    1. !isSupported -- Witty, but just a bit too technical. – ClockworkSoul 13:14, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose - I understand it perfectly fine but I just don't think it's funny. --Cyde Weys votetalk 21:39, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
    3. Oppose - Almost, but had to think too hard about it. Elf | Talk 22:32, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose - Understood, just a bit techie. --Knucmo2 19:15, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:18, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
    6. Super Extreme Oppose --Never has a suggestion been so bad that I have to shoot it down with that description. FireSpike 20:57, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
    7. Annoying geeky joke Ashibaka tock 16:35, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

The Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense at the End of the Wikipedia (+1)[edit]

The Bad Jokes, the Deleted, and the Other Nonsense (+2)[edit]

  • Alternate: The good, the Bad Jokes, and the ugly Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support -- Elf | Talk 22:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support even though it's not a reference to Narnia anymore. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

You are the weakest Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Goodbye. (+4)[edit]

    • Reference to: "You are the weakest link. Goodbye." a quote from The Weakest Link
      • Alternate version 1: You are the weakest Bad Joke and Other Deleted Nonsense. Goodbye
    1. Support. Kevyn 19:21, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support. – ABCD 18:37, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support Shane Smith 03:32, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support --Mothperson 00:04, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    6. Support -- Natalinasmpf 21:15, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    7. Support --HappyCamper 19:51, 26 July 2005 (UTC)
    8. Support --Kwekubo 02:01, 19 August 2005 (UTC)
    9. Support Anne Robinson is the best. I like how she sometimes says "You excelled yourselves. You only banked £50 - another £1000 target well missed." Scott Gall 07:15, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
    10. Support if the title is fixed: "You are the weakest of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Goodbye."  Image:Ca-on-sb.gif  UTSRelativity (Talk 06:37, 26 December 2005 (UTC)
    11. Support + alternative version 1 Good line! But it needs to be singular, because the reference is singular. My alternate version above. Neonumbers 02:42, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
    12. Support alternate version. Thryduulf 12:19, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
    13. Support Yeah, take it out of the plural, and it'll be good. (216.120.137.155 16:50, 1 June 2006 (UTC))
    14. Support but some people would not know the reference to that show. Nate 13:50, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
    15. Support --Monkey&Bell 13:42, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
      1. Oppose Ann Robinson is the devil. Proto 10:37, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
      2. Oppose. Title doesn't fit well. --Idont Havaname 05:29, 31 May 2005 (UTC)
      3. Opoose. Strikes me as awkward, esp. "weakest Bad Jokes" part. --Maru (talk) Contribs 20:13, 6 November 2005 (UTC)
      4. Oppose. Awkward. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
      5. Oppose - Oh, dear god, no. – ClockworkSoul 13:39, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
      6. Oppose -- I don't get it. Is this something to do with TV? Elf | Talk 22:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
      7. Oppose -- It's ungrammatical and forced. --Knucmo2 12:46, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
      8. You are the weakest Next Page Title. Goodbye.MSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
      9. Oppose -- He, He. Grumpyyoungman01 07:20, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
      10. Oppose -- Nope! FireSpike 20:53, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
      11. Oppose. Weakest Link was just a fad in the US. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Alternate: You are the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

Who Wants to Be a Bad Joke and Other Deleted Nonsense? (-1)[edit]

OPPOSE

    1. Oppose. Awkward. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose -- Painfully bad pop culture reference. Almost as bad as "you are the weakest *". -- ClockworkSoul 13:39, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    3. Oppose What's next? "Who wants to marry Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense?" — MSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:21, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose FireSpike 20:51, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
    6. Oppose. Good joke, but it is ruined by the fact that no one wants to be a joke or nonsense. JIP | Talk 16:27, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    7. Oppose. Might have been funny a few years ago. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
    8. Who wants to be an Opposer? -Jeske (How's My Editing?) 17:25, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Alternative: Is that your final Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense?
    1. Support -- Elf | Talk 22:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets... of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense" (+4)[edit]

    • Reference to George W. Bush's famous internets [sic] quote
  • SUPPORT
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 07:29, 19 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support Jonathunder 07:26, 2005 May 6 (UTC)
    3. SupportMulad (talk) 00:47, May 29, 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support. Makes sense, for a change. --Townmouse 22:25, 13 July 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support Can Not 13 June 2006
    6. Support lol Borisblue 21:26, 11 October 2005 (UTC)
    7. Support. --Blue387 08:48, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
    8. Support -- Clarinetplayer 02:52, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
    9. Support -- --Greasysteve13 03:53, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
    10. Support -- Миборовский 23:42, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
    11. Support If it doesn't make sense, then you're stupider than Democrats say Bush is when they don't try to make him look like an evil genius. --Kitch (Talk : Contrib) 15:20, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • OPPOSE
    1. Oppose -- Too vague. – ClockworkSoul 13:39, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    2. Opppose -- Too obscure. Elf | Talk 22:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. OpposeMSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose, even with the explanation it doesn't mean anything to me. Thryduulf 12:22, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose -- Pretty obscure. Definately not funny. Grumpyyoungman01 07:22, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
    6. Oppose -- Not Funny one bit. FireSpike 20:50, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
    7. Oppose -- I just don't get it. What famous quote anyways? 24.20.69.240 02:29, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Bad Jokes, Bad Jokes, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Other Deleted Nonsense comes for you? (-3)[edit]

    • Reference to: Theme song to the TV show COPS
  • SUPPORT
    1. Oh boy. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 23:31, 14 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. Kevyn 06:01, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support - I surrender. --Mothperson 23:28, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support Shane Smith 19:48, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support. COPS is cool. --Idont Havaname 05:44, 31 May 2005 (UTC)
    6. SupportCatchy. Josen 01:34, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
    7. Support - oh, the hilarity. PMC 20:30, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
  • OPPOSE
    1. Oppose -- No just no, but hell no. – ClockworkSoul 13:39, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose -- Means nothing to me. Elf | Talk 22:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. OpposeMSchmahl 21:49, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose "I don't like that one." --Knucmo2 10:18, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose. ClockworkSoul (above) said it best. ~Mr Inky · (T @ C) 17:42, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
    6. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:23, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
    7. Oppose Too clumsy....Kariià 15:44, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
    8. Oppose -- Awww Hell No! FireSpike 20:49, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
    9. Oppose. Doesn't flow well when you try to sing it. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Alternate proposal (scans better):

  • Bad Jokes, Bad Jokes, whatcha gonna do? When Other Deleted Nonsense comes for you?

or even:

  • Bad Jokes, Bad Jokes, whatcha gonna do? When Deleted Other Nonsense comes for you?

I, For One, Welcome Our New Bad Jokes And Deleted Nonsense (-1)[edit]

As in "I, for one, welcome our new overlords."--Czar Yah 23:59, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

  • Support
    1. Support - Very good! Thryduulf
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose - That just sucks. FireSpike 19:36, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose. Omits the crucial "overlords" part. And besides, I proposed this one some time ago (it's in The Simpsons section). howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

It was the best of Bad Jokes, it was the worst of Other Deleted Nonsense (+2)[edit]

Reference to the opening of "A Tale of Two Cities"

  • Supporters
    1. Support. fabiform 20:02, 21 May 2006(UTC)
    2. Support. FireSpike 17:00, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Opposers

Many years later, as he faced the Bad Jokes, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover Other Deleted Nonsense. (+3)[edit]

Based on the initial sentence of One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez:

"Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice."
    1. Support. Funny! -- ~PinkDeoxys~ 12:24, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support. But if you are taking literary openings the best it's Homer invoking the muses to sing about Aquiles getting mad on all the nosense.--Rataube 18:29, 19 September 2006 (UTC). See below.
    3. Support. It would be funnier if we kept "the firing squad" and just listed BJAODN instead of the "ice." It would seem like the page was the most important thing of his life. Sound and Fury 06:30, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

In space, no one can Delete your Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense[edit]

Based on the Alien (film) tagline: "In space, no one can hear you scream"

  • Support:
    1. Support.--SidiLemine 13:15, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Oppose:

Mommy, He Deleted My Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense![edit]

Wïkïpædiæ[edit]

Unbrilliant prose (brought to you by Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense)[edit]

  • Reference to the former pages of Wikipedia:Featured articles. Historically, they were referred as "Brilliant prose", rather than "Featured articles"

Support[edit]

  1. Support Neo 22:47, Apr 16, 2005 (UTC)
  2. SupportUTSRelativity 23:00, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  3. Support - Kevyn 00:59, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  4. Support Shane Smith 19:58, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  5. Support King of Hearts | (talk) 04:05, Apr 27, 2005 (UTC)
  6. SupportABCD 19:22, 9 September 2005 (UTC)

Oppose[edit]

  1. Oppose --Mothperson 11:43, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
  2. 'Oppose. Huh? --Townmouse
  3. oppose per Townmouse Borisblue 04:29, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  4. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

Opposing endorsements for Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]


Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

  • Leave the title as is, by the way.
    1. SupportUTSRelativity 23:00, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support as Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense.  Grue  12:27, 20 November 2005 (UTC)
    1. Oppose too easily confused for an actual Votes for Deletion page. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


BJAODN: I'd like to know what Wikipedians do with dead jokes[edit]

2021 Britannica takeover of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

    1. SupportUTSRelativity 23:00, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. SupportABCD 19:22, 9 September 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support.  Grue  12:27, 20 November 2005 (UTC)

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: imminent death of Wikipedia predicted[edit]

Cont[edit]

  • Introducing Wikipedia's comic strip: WikiNonsense!
    • SUPPORT
      1. Support Neo 22:47, Apr 16, 2005 (UTC)
      2. SupportUTSRelativity 23:00, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
      1. Oppose - Doesn't use Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Kevyn 00:59, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)
        Things don't neccessarily have to; two pages so far do not, and we will be limiting the avaliable humor if we impose that they must. However if this is a matter of personal preference not policy then thats cool. --Neo 13:32, Apr 18, 2005 (UTC)
      2. Oppose - both. --Mothperson 23:53, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      3. Oppose -- I Oppose both versions. Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense presents Wikipedia's comic strip: WikiNonsense!
    1. Oppose in this form - Brevity is the hallmark of comedy. Neo 13:32, Apr 18, 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose - both. --Mothperson 23:53, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)


  • Zionist domination of Wikipedia and other Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Oppose on the unfortunate grounds that some might mistake it for a true statement. -- BD2412 talk 22:23, 2005 Jun 11 (UTC)
    2. Support- but they do! :) --Maru (talk) Contribs 23:28, 15 November 2005 (UTC)


  • List of bad jokes and other deleted nonsense
    1. Support. --Merovingian 23:09, 30 November 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Subtle, clever, subversive, well not quite. Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, or How I tried to submit an arbitration against the arbitration committee, Jimbo Wales and the Wikimedia foundation
    1. SupportABCD 19:22, 9 September 2005 (UTC)
    2. Weak oppose; too long —UTSRelativity 23:00, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Manly Oppose -- Too crap. Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • Votes for deleting Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense
    1. SupportABCD 19:22, 9 September 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • Willy on Wheels has taken control of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ON WHEELS!!
  • SUPPORT

Cont 2[edit]

  • From Bad-jokedia, the other deleted nonsense encyclopedia.
    1. Support --Idont Havaname 29 June 2005 19:52 (UTC)
    2. SupportABCD 19:22, 9 September 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Animal poop OK on main page, Other Deleted human poop not on any page
    • ...from the absolutely surreal discussion on, ahem, imagery at Talk:Feces.
    1. Oppose, don't feed the trolls. <font color=green|User:Szyslak [ +t, +c, +m ] 21:08, July 18, 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose as above. Wikipedia is not censored, but this is in very poor taste. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support but Doesn't include BJAODN. Try "Bad Animal Jokes OK on main page, Other Deleted Human Nonsense not on any page"..or not...SoaP 17:58, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • The Next Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense Page Title
    • Alternate title: The Next Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Page
    1. Support --Idont Havaname 29 June 2005 19:52 (UTC)
    2. Support. Love meta-level references. - Sikon 12:14, 14 August 2005 (UTC)
    3. SupportABCD 19:22, 9 September 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    5. Fhccbeg ba Jurryf! (That's "Support on Wheels!" in ROT13) --SpecOp Macavity 14:58, 25 July 2006 (UTC)


  • Please cite your Bad Jokes so Others can Delete your Nonsense.
    1. SupportABCD 19:22, 9 September 2005 (UTC)
    2. I always Support citing one's sources. --Maru (talk) Contribs 23:28, 15 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- ingenious. Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    5. Support on Wheels! -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • George Washington ate GREEN Bad Jokes and washed them down with PURPLE Deleted Nonsense
    • From the first BJAODN entry.
    1. Support on Wheels! This should be enshrined forever in the Buh-Jow-Din repository. Anyway, whoever wrote that should get a pizza trophy or something. Flameviper12 18:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support SoaP 18:00, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense for Deletion
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    1. Oppose a little redundant, unless "Deleted" is removed. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • Wikipedia is a vehicle for domestic terrorists (invoke PATRIOT Act) and other Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense


  • You are nothing but a bad joke who insulted other nonsense immensely by deleting it.
    • A parody of something that has been appearing consistently on the article on France.
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose. They were nothing but a bunch of idiots who insulted us immensely by sinking the Rainbow Warrior. 203.167.171.185 11:43, 20 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support on Wings? SoaP 18:00, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
    • They probably were, but shouldn't that be put behind us? It happened 20 years ago.
    1. Oppose on foot -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • Extreme BAD JOKES AND OTHER DELETED NONSENSE Support
    1. Support. Jacqui 04:51, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
    2. EXTREME TENTACLED SUPPORTZOR'!!! --Maru (talk) Contribs 15:38, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Extreme BAD JOKES AND OTHER DELETED NONSENSE Support Borisblue 04:31, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • The title of these Bad Jokes is incorrect due to technical limitations. The correct title is Other Deleted Nonsense.
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support- painful yet funny memories... --Maru (talk) Contribs 15:38, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support --Nintendorulez talk 21:05, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Daniel Jokes and Other Deleted Brandt Nonsense
    1. SupportFREAK OF NURxTURE (TALK) 04:22, Dec. 17, 2005
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is Communism!
    1. Support if we can have a Mr. Treason page, and "BJAODN ON WHEELS!!!"... Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support Makes sense, because BJAODN is crazy vandalism. Plus we do have vandal BJAODN page names. Josen 01:21, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support, but minus the exclamation mark at the end. — BrianSmithson 14:27, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support -- ~PinkDeoxys~ 17:28, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
    5. Support -- Hey, if Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense is Wikipedia:Long term abuse/Willy on Wheels, why not have a BJAODN page making a reference to that guy? Sgt. Bond 23:20, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    6. Support - Quite funny. --AAA! (talkcontribs) 13:20, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
    1. Oppose don't give vandals any recognition- it'll only encourage them Borisblue 04:31, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
Comment What does it matter? They've already done one for Willy on Wheels. --AAA! (talkcontribs) 13:20, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Since other people have gotten there 1st as above:

  • Bad Jokes and other Deleted Nonsense are treasonous pelican shit ass puss Communism on Wheels!
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    1. Oppose way too long. -- ~PinkDeoxys~ 17:28, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • I have the distinct feeling that we are running out of creative "Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense" titles.
    • Support
    1. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Self-referential humour
    • Oppose
    1. Oppose -- The world just isn't ready for that kind of title, we still have a plenty of good ones up our sleeves, save it for a few years down the track. Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • If you don't want your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense to be edited mercilessly or redistributed by others, do not submit them.
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support on Wheels! -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (disambiguation)
    1. Support -- Wouldn't it be cool if someone mistook it for an actual disambiguation page? Grumpyyoungman01 07:36, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose, people will mistake it for an actual disambiguation page. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Modify, as follows: For other uses, see Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (disambiguation). 129.98.212.76 01:54, 28 September 2006 (UTC)


  • Wikipedia:Source Supported Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense from the Scholarly Literature
    1. Accidentally created after being too bold and not reading this page completely, but it was the last day of March and for some reason I felt compelled to spend too much time trying to change out the page before April Fool's Day (support) James S. 07:10, 15 April 2006 (UTC)


  • List of song titles including Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • a frequent afd subject
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Spoiler Warning: Bad jokes and/or other deleted nonsense follow.
    1. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • ß@Ð J0l<35 @ñcl 07h3ŗ I)31373cl Ñ0n5æn5ę
    1. Support on Wheels! Incredibly obfuscated leet is cool.- Flameviper12 18:46, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • ‹The template user bad jokes other deleted nonsense has been proposed for deletion here.›
    • Referring to the string of text, required by law to be on all userpage ;D 68.39.174.238 03:15, 5 March 2006 (UTC)


  • There is no such thing as a NPV article about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Referance to the idea that you won't find a NPV article on Islam.
    1. Oppose on Wheels!, as I have found such a page. Sgt. Bond 17:19, 25 August 2006 (UTC)


  • Don't bite the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • Play on 'Don't bite the newbies!'.


  • This is an incomplete list of bad jokes and other deleted nonsense, which can or may never satisfy any subjective standard for completeness
  • These Bad Jokes and other Delete Nonsense may require speedy cleanup.
    • Reference to the absolutely ridiculous template requesting... "speedy cleanup". 68.39.174.238 21:40, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense-watch.org
    • Reference to wikipedia-watch.org
  • This Bad Joke Deletes Other Nonsense at a near-native level.
    • Reference to "This user speaks English at a near-native level."


  • This bad Joke,or other Deleted nonsense may lacks sufficent silliness.
    • Reference to notablity tags


  • Bad Jokes,and Other Deleted Nonsense is NOT c*@$?%!#d.
    • Reference to WP:NOT, with a joke on censored.


  • The neutrality of these bad jokes may be compromised by other deleted nonsense
  • The Neutrality of these Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is Disputed.

Famous quotations and folk sayings[edit]

  • I Deleted Some Bad Jokes And Other Nonsense But All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
  • Support
    1. Support. --EWS23 04:39, September 8, 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. -- Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
    3. SupportColonel Tom 03:43, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
    4. SupportBorisblue 18:46, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
    5. FORSoaP 18:05, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
    6. Support --Daniel Olsen 18:51, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • The Psychohistory of Bad jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support. Kevyn 22:00, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. I Support too. - Melaen 22:54, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    4. SupportABCD 01:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support -- Ferkelparade π 09:48, 12 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    6. Support Jonathunder 07:26, 2005 May 6 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose --Mothperson 22:00, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose Snargle 07:51, 1 August 2005 (UTC)


  • I Delete Nonsense, therefore I am a Bad Joke
    • Reference to: Descartes' statement, "I think, therefore I am"
    1. SupportABCD 01:04, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:52, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- Kevyn (talk) 01:30, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support --Mothperson 22:00, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support --Idont Havaname 05:44, 31 May 2005 (UTC)
    6. Support Snargle 07:51, 1 August 2005 (UTC)
    7. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose --Aurochs 23:11, Jun 2, 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose. Bad Jokes don't Delete Other Nonsense, people Delete Other Nonsense. - AdelaMae (talk - contribs) 02:37, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
  • Do not Delete - Go directly to Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense
    • Reference to: "Do not pass Go - Go directly to jail," paraphrasing a phrase from Monopoly
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support: but BJADON stuff is really deleted isn't it? Its really off the main (professional) wikipedia namespace. Is there a better word for this? If so, even better. -- Natalinasmpf 02:59, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Big Fat Marv Albertesque "YES!" Support Eyeball kid 05:03, 15 May 2006 (UTC)

Alternate version:


  • Sans transition, les "Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense".
    (Private joke for French Wikipedians)
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. Hehe. I like that one -- Ferkelparade π 09:44, 12 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Thanks,
      Luc "Somethingorother" French 19:35, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose - in-joke. --Aurochs 23:11, Jun 2, 2005 (UTC)
  • Please explain. SYSS Mouse 02:10, 22 July 2005 (UTC)
    1. Oppose. Huh? - AdelaMae (talk - contribs) 02:37, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose Maybe it'll work on the French BJAODN, but not the English. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense : Quand y'en a plus y'en a encore.
    (Another private joke for French Wikipedians)\
    1. Oppose Maybe it'll work on the French BJAODN, but not the English. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh, the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
    1. Support -- Kevyn 15:38, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. SupportUTSRelativity 21:12, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
    1. Oppose - it's funny, but a little too creepy for me --Mothperson 22:00, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is my middle name
    • Reference to: "Danger is my middle name."
  • Support
    1. Support. - Melaen 23:07, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose. That middle name is too long. --Idont Havaname 22:22, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
  • All The Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense That's Fit to Print
    • Reference to 'All The News That's Fit to Print' slogan of the New York Times
  • Support
    1. Support -- Kevyn (talk) 09:55, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Solipsist 20:59, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support Jonathunder 07:26, 2005 May 6 (UTC)
    4. Support. Jacqui 04:48, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
    6. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    7. Support.--fabiform 20:02, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
    8. Support.--ragesoss 06:31, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. me --Mothperson 19:55, 13 May 2005 (UTC)

Alternate: All the Bad Jokes and (Other) Nonsense That's Fit to Delete

  • In spite of everything, I still believe that Bad Jokes are Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Reference to: "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are truly good at heart," a quote by Anne Frank
    • SUPPORT
    1. I chose this one because my Drama class put on a production of that play last year. 210.54.64.180 11:25, 5 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. - Melaen 23:07, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support. - PinkDeoxys 12:15, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
    1. Oppose - kinda like the Hindenburg --Mothperson 22:00, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Strongly oppose. Some things can never be a joke. Jonathunder 07:26, 2005 May 6 (UTC)


  • Dulce et decorum est, <s|to Delete Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense for Wikipedia</s|
    • from Dulce Et Decorum Est, pro patria mori
      • Comment. If someone can latinise "to delete Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense for Wikipedia" somewhat, even if its not a true latin phrase, I will support this. -- Natalinasmpf 03:02, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • Dulce et decorum est, pro Vikipedia eradere ioci stolidi somniaque alia

Alternate version:

  • Dulce et decorum est Eradere Nocens Iocus quod Alius Somnium
    • Translation: It is sweet and proper to Delete Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense
    • Reference to: Dulce Et Decorum Est
    1. Support this version. Thanks,
      Luc "Somethingorother" French 05:26, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Kevyn (talk) 13:44, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- Natalinasmpf 05:37, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
      Comment this version is grammatically incorrect. A grammatically correct version (with minor vocabulary changes) would be "dulce et decorum est eradere iocationes malae et alias nugas deletas". I don't know how you lot deal with this... smoddy 20:01, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
    1. Oppose all versions. I'm convinced we can't make it work if we keep any latin in it, and if we take out the latin it won't work as well or make as much sense. Almost any version is too long anyway. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes don't kill people, people who Delete Other Nonsense kill people
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support this version. --Idont Havaname 05:44, 31 May 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support this version. Colonel Tom 03:43, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Alternative version:
  • Bad Jokes doesn't delete other nonsense, Other nonsense deletes bad jokes


  • Tell me what you Delete, and I will tell you what Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense you are.
    • "Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what kind of person you are."
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Go ahead, make my Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Reference to: Go ahead, make my day
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Cont[edit]

  • To edit, or not to edit--that is the question: Whether 'tis sillier on the net to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Bad Jokes, or to take arms against a sea of Other Nonsense and by Deleting end them.
    1. SupportABCD 01:04, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. Jacqui 04:48, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support. Nitish 06:23, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • To Bad Joke, or not to Delete Other Nonsense -- that is the question...
    1. Oppose both versions. First is too long, second is grammatically incorrect. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Don't impose your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense philosophy on me!
    1. Support -- Kevyn (talk) 09:55, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:35, 25 May 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • I viewed, I read, I Deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense
  • The Top 50 Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: Any Top 50 list
    1. Oppose. Not as funny as it could be, considering we already have Best of BJAODN. - AdelaMae (talk - contribs) 02:37, 6 December 2005 (UTC)


Alternate version:

  • England expects that every Bad Joke will Delete Other Nonsense
  • You see Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense and you ask "Why?" But I dream Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense that never were and I ask "Why not?"
    • Alternative: You see Bad Jokes and you say "Why?" But I dream Deleted Nonsense; and I say "Why not?" (If punctuation in quote is correct)
    • Reference to: "You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"" -- George Bernard Shaw.
    1. Oppose - way too long. - AdelaMae (talk - contribs) 02:37, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose per AdelaMae. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense? Upgrade!


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense? Downgrade!
    1. Oppose both. Likely to become too obscure too quickly, and in most (but not all) cases, simply writing "Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense" followed by a short unrelated sentence doesn't really work. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • The Valley of the Shadow of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense


  • O Bad Jokes, o Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • "O tempora, o mores"
    1. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Sic transit Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense mundi
    1. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense may be larger than they appear
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense - it's a good thing


  • Are We Deleting Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Yet?
    • Reference to: "Are we having fun yet?" a quote from Zippy
  • Is our children Deleting Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Yet?
  • Genius is one percent Bad Jokes and ninety-nine percent Deleted Nonsense
    • "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration" -- Thomas Edison.
    1. 99% Support this version --Townmouse 22:20, 13 July 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. Jacqui 04:48, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support this version - it's genius! - AdelaMae (talk - contribs) 02:37, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support 99% of this version. -- King of Hearts | (talk) 19:09, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
    5. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • Bad Jokes are one percent Deleted and ninety-nine percent Other Nonsense


  • Take off every 'Bad Joke and Other Nonsense' for great justice.
  • No robot may Delete Nonsense, or through inaction allow Bad Jokes to be deleted.
  • Weak Support (title problems) -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:35, 25 May 2005 (UTC)
  • My sister went to wikipedia and all i got were these lousy Bad Jokes and other deleted nonsense.
    • from "my sister went to london and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"
    1. Support but it's too long--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)


  • Moreover, I advise that Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense be deleted.
    • Moreover, I advise that Carthage be destroyed. - Cato the Elder
    • (or use an alternate translation -- I've never liked the above but it's what's on Wikipedia/Wikiquote)


  • "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense"

Alternative version:

    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Why did the Bad Joke cross the road? To get to the Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support this version. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • I see your Bad Jokes, and raise you Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to betting in the card game of Poker: "I see your $50 and raise you $20"
  • Your Bad Jokes are beneath you, and thanks to Other Deleted Nonsense, I see right through you.
    • Reference to the Bill Hicks quote: "Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you." — FREAK OF NURxTURE (TALK) 09:40, Dec. 18, 2005
  • This is the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense we had to have
    • Reference to quote by then Australian treasurer Paul Keating
  • The Bad Jokes, the mother of all Other Deleted Nonsense has begun
    • Reference to quote by Saddam Hussein
  • I have never used Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, period.
    • Reference to: Infamous quote by Rafael Palmeiro ("I have never used steroids, period.")
    • Alternate version: I have never deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense. Period.
  • If you have bad jokes and other nonsense, prepare to delete them now.
    • Reference to 'If you have tears, prepare to shed them now' from Julius Caesar
  • A Bad Joke and a Deleted Nonsense a Day keep the doctor away
    • Ref to 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away'
  • Hello sailor! No bad jokes or deleted nonsense happen here.
    • Reference to ZORK
  • I don't think the bad jokes and other deleted nonsense would agree with you
    • More ZORK
  • It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Yet another Zork reference: "It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
  • Send not to know for whom the bad jokes and other deleted nonsense troll; they troll for thee
  • Bad Jokes and Nonsense are dead. We are their murderers.
  • I have nothing to declare except my Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • A reference to the popular Oscar Wilde quote "I have nothing to declare except my genius".

Movie quotations[edit]


  • Life is like a box of Bad Jokes, you never know what Other Nonsense you're gonna Delete
    • Reference to: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get," a quote from Forrest Gump.
  • Support
    1. Support Momma always told me to support good puns. Kevyn 00:37, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support Sally Field just can't help but be funny (esp in the scene in Steel Magnolias where she's sad cause Shelby is dead.) Or maybe that's just funny because Julia Roberts is dead. Shane Smith 02:26, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support, I like it. Stifle 02:53, 8 January 2006 (UTC)
    5. Support, same here. CameoAppearance 19:49, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
    6. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. my evil twin --Mothperson 19:55, 13 May 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support -- PinkDeoxys 21:48, 15 March 2006 (UTC)



  • Who you gonna Delete? Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
  • <s|Who you gonna Delete? And Other Bad Jokes and Nonsense</s|
    1. Support if changed to Who You Gonna Delete? Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense! -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Kevyn (talk) 01:57, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:00, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense? Inconceivable!
    1. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Support -- Kevyn 05:42, 15 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support Thanks,
      Luc "Somethingorother" French 10:26, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support --EWS23 22:48, September 4, 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose; the one below [Inigo Montoya — ed.] is better. —Steve Summit (talk) 02:39, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
    6. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:00, 11 June 2006 (UTC)



  • Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    1. Support. — FREAK OF NURxTURE (TALK) 15:41, Jan. 7, 2006
    2. Oppose. I've seen Fight Club, and I did not recognize it as the origin of this quote. In fact, I'm still drawing a blank. - AdelaMae (talk - contribs) 22:24, 7 January 2006 (UTC)


  • The all-singing, all-dancing Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense of the world
    • Reference to: "The all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world", a quote from Fight Club
  • I ain't afraid of no Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • "Do you understand the bad jokes and other deleted nonsense coming out of my mouth?"
  • Bad Jokes. Do you speak them?
    • Reference to: "English, *expletive*, do you speak it?" a Pulp Fiction quote
    1. Oppose. No deleted nonsense. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • Mmm! That is a tasty Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
    1. Oppose -- I don't think it would work even with an alternate version. Grumpyyoungman01 07:00, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • I love the smell of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in the morning.
  • Unfortunately, noone can be told what Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense are. You have to Delete them for yourself.
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is People!
  • I am serious. And stop calling me Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    Airplane!
  • Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit deleting Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    1. Support non-redundant version; it should be "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit deleting Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense." --Graue 04:54, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
  • Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense! (Dr. Strangelove)
    • Alternate: Gentlemen, you can't delete nonsense in here! This is Bad Jokes!
    • Alternate: Gentlemen, you can't make bade jokes in here! This is Other Deleted Nonsense!
    1. Support -- a bit clumsy on the edges but well meaning. Grumpyyoungman01 07:00, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • You don't understand! I coulda bad jokes. I coulda been other deleted nonsense. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. (On the Waterfront)
  • Show me the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense! (Jerry Maguire)
  • Round up the usual Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. (Casablanca)
  • We'll always have Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. (Casablanca)
  • I see dead Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. (Sixth Sense)
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • You had me at "Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense" (Jerry Maguire)
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • As Bad Jokes is my witness, I'll never delete other nonsense again. (Gone with the Wind)
  • Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. (Gone with the Wind)
    • Alternate: Frankly, my Bad Jokes, I don't give Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Or: Frankly, my Bad Joke, I don't delete Other Nonsense.
  • Get your stinking Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense off me, you damned dirty ape. (Planet of the Apes)
    • Alternate: Get your stinking Bad Jokes off me, you damned Deleted Nonsense.
  • Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Bad Jokes Deleted the Other Nonsense." King Kong (1933)
  • Surely you can't be Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. I am Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ... and don't call me Shirley. (Airplane!)
    1. Oppose any movie reference that takes an exchange between two characters and conflates them into one title. This would be a good pair of titles, though. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose -- I agree with the comment above, it would only work as two sequential titles. Grumpyyoungman01 07:00, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • Open the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense doors, HAL. (2001: A Space Odyssey)
    1. Support -- Could do with loosing the "doors" though... -- thegreatloofa(talk) 22:42, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is people!" (Soylent Green)
    1. Support Simple, well-known, and funny reference. Borisblue 14:00, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
    • Alternate: Soylent Green is Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
  • Bad Jokes, I've got a feeling we're not in Other Deleted Nonsense anymore." (The Wizard of Oz)
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support on Wheels! -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:00, 11 June 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes phone Other Deleted Nonsense (E.T. phone home. of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial)
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose -- Grumpyyoungman01 07:00, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Louis, I think this is the beginning of a Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense." Casablanca (1942)
  • I'll Get You, My Bad Joke, and Your Other Deleted Nonsense, Too! (The Wizard of Oz)
  • Dude, where's my Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense? (Based on "Dude, where's my car?")
  • Do you feel my bad joke ? Yes. Please delete my other nonsenses !
    • Reference : Many porn movies.
  • Baadasssss Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense
  • Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense! (Donnie Darko)
  • Mostly Bad Jokes and other Deleted Nonsense...mostly
    • Reference to: "...and they mostly come out at night...mostly

quote from Aliens.


  • "I have no feeling about these Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense either Way, I was merely trying to optimize"
    • A quote from Christian Bale's character in Equilibrium (2002 film), when his colleague sees him rearranging the stationary on his desk and becomes suspicious that he is guilty of sense offense.
  • With great bad jokes comes great other deleted nonsense.
    • Spider-Man reference, said by Uncle Ben to Peter.
  • All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • Support --Allen3 talk 05:58, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
  • I am big. It's the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense that got small
  • I want these Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense off our Wikipedia!
    • Reference to Snakes on a Plane: "I want these *expletive* snakes off this *expletive* plane!"
  • The only condiment you are EVER supposed to put on Bad Jokes is OTHER DELETED NONSENSE!
    • Reference to The Whole Nine Yards: The only condiment you are EVER supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP!

Television quotations[edit]


  • I want my Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Reference to: MTV's Slogan "I want my MTV" used in the 90's.


  • Here I come to save the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • Reference to: "Here I come to save the day!" a quote by Mighty Mouse, also used in a comedy act by Andy Koffman
    1. Support - Kevyn 15:15, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)


Alternate version:

  • Vandalism: 1 revert. User flame war: 8 reverts. Copyright violation and lawsuit: (here, I don't know what that's worth - Wales's house?) ...then the same end.


  • It's the really, really, really Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense show
    • Reference to: Ed Sullivan
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense? You're Fired!
  • BAM! Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Reference to: Emeril's catch phrase.
    1. Oppose. Lame-o. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Resist or Serve Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: The X-Files
  • I wish I were Deleted Other Nonsense, I wish I were Deleted Bad Jokes, too, 'cause if I were Deleted Bad Joke Nonsense, folks would stop believing I was true
    1. Oppose awkward
  • I don't want to grow up, I'm a Bad Joke kid, there's so many Other Deleted Nonsense I can play with
    • Reference to: "I want to be a Toys "R" Us kid" commercial
  • We are experiencing Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Please stand by.
    • reference to "We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by."
    1. Support --Borisblue 11:18, 16 July 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support --PinkDeoxys 16:14, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support --Bob the Phoenix 02:21, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    5. Support Jxan3000 16:20, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
  • The Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are out there. You just need to know where to look for them.
    1. Support... I'd just leave out the second sentence. --Bob the Phoenix 02:21, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support on the same grounds. That second sentence isn't necessary. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • That's all the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense we've got time for this week, Basil!
    • Brit Wikipedians of a certain age will remember to traditional close to the Basil Brush show.


  • Here's tonights top Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense list
    • Alt: Here's tinights top Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
      • David Letterman - "Here's tonights top 10 list".
  • "Typo Correction: One minute. New Paragraph: Three minutes. Bad jokes and other delted nonsense? Priceless."
    • A variation on the MasterCard suggestions.
  • "Bad jokes and other deteled nonsense that has tripled in population in the last six months."
    • Based off of all of the Colbert Report related nonsense that Wikipedia has suffered in the last 48 hours.
    1. Support FireSpike 19:33, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • "NOBODY expects the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Inquisition!"

Cont[edit]

  • Can you Bad Joke me now? Good!
    • Subtitle: "Other deleted nonsense. We never stop working for you."
    • Reference: Verizon commericial slogan: "Can you hear me now? Good!"
    1. Oppose. No Deleted Nonsense. --Idont Havaname 05:44, 31 May 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose - Said in wrong context, by replacing a verb (hear) with a noun (Bad Joke). — Kjammer <font size=4|⌂ 01:50, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
    3. Oppose --PinkDeoxys 16:14, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Alternate: "Can you delete my Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense now?" Subtitle: "Good!"
  • The Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Formerly Known as Prince
    • Reference: Any news/entertainment show referring to Prince during his unpronouncable symbol phase.

Support

    1. Support. I nominated it. --Scimitar 16:31, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Oppose

    1. Oppose, doesn't sit well in the name. And you're not supposed to vote for stuff you nominate! --Idont Havaname 29 June 2005 19:48 (UTC)
  • Alternate: The Page Formerly Known as Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • Silly rabbit! Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are for kids!
    • Reference to: Trix commercials
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support. Spammers and vandals often seem childish! --Bob the Phoenix 02:21, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
    1. Oppose. It gives you the idea that only little kids read BJAODN. --PinkDeoxys 16:15, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose. ...and little kids sometimes SHOULDN'T read BJAODN. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • There is nothing wrong with your bad jokes. Do not attempt to delete the nonsense.
    1. Support--Bob the Phoenix 02:21, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

I got a FEVER! And the only prescription is more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense![edit]

Live from Wikipedia It's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense![edit]

    1. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support
    4. Support is Communism! SoaP 18:20, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Alternative: Live from Bad Jokes It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
  • Alternative: Live from Bad Jokes It's Deleted Nonsense!

The Bad Jokes call to the Other Deleted Nonsense, and the Other Deleted Nonsense call again to the Bad Jokes...[edit]

Which of these Bad Jokes will be Deleted Nonsense tomorrow?[edit]

The following Bad Jokes contain Deleted Nonsense not suitable for Wikipedia.[edit]

      • Reference to warning for programs that containg mature themes.
    1. Support --PinkDeoxys 16:17, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support--Bob the Phoenix 02:21, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    5. Support is Communism! SoaP 18:20, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are still dead[edit]

Cont Cont[edit]

  • I'll take Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense for $1000, Alex.
    1. Support --PinkDeoxys 16:18, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support Perfect. --RPIRED 02:12, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
  • These Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are no more! They have ceased to be!
    1. Support --PinkDeoxys 16:18, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Egsan Bacon 23:22, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- thegreatloofa(talk) 22:42, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, I Choose You!
    1. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Lobster Thermidor aux Crevette with a Mornay Sauce Served in a Provençale Manner with Shallots and Aubergines garnished with Truffle Pate, Brandy and with a Fried Egg on top and bad jokes and other deleted nonsense
    • References Monty Python's spam sketch.
    1. Oppose WAY too long! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support Sometimes, being way too long can be a good thing for a humourous page. <s|Seahen</s|NeonMerlin 04:31, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • But wait, there's more! Ring now and you'll receive Bad Jokes as well as Other Deleted Nonsense!
    Alternate version: But wait! There's more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!" (shorter, maintains the key BJAODN phrase)
    1. support -- Grutness...wha? 04:26, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support alternate -- Elf | Talk 21:51, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support Borisblue 08:36, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Be vewy vewy qwiet - we're huntin' Bad Jokes and other deleted Nonsense!
    • Elmer Fudd
    1. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Suggested alternate: "Be vewy bewy qwiet! We're huntin' Bad Jokes and Other Deweted Nonsense!"
    1. eheheheheheheh --Kitch (Talk : Contrib) 15:17, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense and the women who love them!
    1. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
  • A Bad Jøøke ønce bit my Øther Deleted Nønsense...
    • Reference from Monty Python and the Holy Grail Linuxbeak (AAAA!) 01:38, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

Cont Cont Cont[edit]

  • I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • reference to Geico commercial

Alternate version:

  • I just saved a bunch of money on my Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense by switching to Geico
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • I delete your Bad Jokes and substitute my Other Nonsense.
    • Reference to "I reject your reality and substitute my own," as said by Adam Savage from Mythbusters.
    1. Strong Strong Earth-Shatteringly Mighty Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Are you ready skee-daddy?! It's the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense round on Jim Cramer's Mad Money!

Alternate version:

  • Bulls make money, bears make money, Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense gets SLAUGHTERED!
    1. Support Love It! FireSpike 21:54, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose Used to watch that show semi-religiously, but too obscure. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Oppose. Too obscure. CameoAppearance 17:47, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
I'm really not sure, that's the only place I heard it. If anyone knows of an older use of this quote, please correct me. -- PinkDeoxys 17:46, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
Unless the quote you're thinking of continues on from that, I was under the impression that it was a fairly common and long-standing proverb. Morgan Wick 04:28, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Bad Jokes, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Other Deleted Nonsense, and Spam
    1. Oppose too long, reference overwhelms title. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Our chief weapon is Bad Jokes... Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense...
    1. Support Our three weapons are Bad Jokes, Other Deleted Nonsense, and an AfD... Morgan Wick 01:34, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes are not compatible. Other Nonsense will be Deleted.

Alternate Version: Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense are not compatible. They will be Deleted.

  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Knowledge... apply directly to the forehead!
    • Reference to the (possibly super annoying) HeadOn commericials as seen on cable television in the United States.
  • I love it when a bad joke deletes other nonsense!
    • Reference to "Hannibal" Smith's catchphrase from The A-Team: "I love it when a plan comes together!" Sgt. Bond 18:53, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

United States quotations[edit]

  • Senator, I served with Bad Jokes, I knew Deleted Nonsense, They were friends of mine. Senator, you are no Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
Reference to Senator, you are no Jack Kennedy
  • Delete all the Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense you can delete
    • Reference to: "Be all that you can be," a slogan for the U.S. Arrmy.
  • Support
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose - It seemed like a good idea at the time... --Mothperson 13:29, 27 May 2005 (UTC)


  • I have a dream that one day this encyclopedia will rise up and live out the true meaning of bad jokes and other deleted nonsense
    1. Oppose A little long, but potential.
  • Constitution of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference: "We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
    • Subtitle: We the People of Wikipedia, in order to form a more perfect encyclopedia, establish bad jokes and insure deleted other nonsense, provide for vandalism defense, promote widespread information, and secure the blessings of Open content to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this encyclopedia for the World.
    1. Oppose any title where all the joke is in the subtitle. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

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  • I want YOU for Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • I want YOU for U.S. army (see picture)
  • I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to bury your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. (Steve Ballmer) (20:08, 19 October 2005 (UTC))
  • During my service in Bad Jokes, I took the initiative in creating the Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to Al Gore
  • No Bad Joke won a war by dying for his country. He did it by making the Other Deleted Nonsense die for his country!
  • Alternative: No Bad Joke won a war by dying for his Other Deleted Nonsense!
      • Patton's 'No poor sap won a war' speech.


  • I was for Bad Jokes before I was against Other Deleted nonsense.
    • John Kerrys 'I voted for the war before I voted against it'.

Quotations of US Presidents[edit]

  • I cannot tell a lie, these are Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "I cannot tell a lie, I cut down the cherry tree with my little axe," an apocryphal quote by George Washington
  • Support
    1. Yes, apocryphal presidential quotes are always funny. <tt|func</tt|<tt|(talk)</tt| 18:53, 1 Dec 2004 (UTC)
    2. Support. - Melaen 23:07, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support -- Ferkelparade π 09:44, 12 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support --PinkDeoxys 15:09, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. No, they're not. Mothperson 19:55, 13 May 2005 (UTC)
    2. true. --Townmouse 22:25, 13 July 2005 (UTC)
  • Alternate: I cannot tell a Bad Joke, this is Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Shouldn't this be "I cannot tell a lie, I cut down the bad jokes and deleted the other nonsense with my little axe"? That's about what one'd expect from a traitor to the greatest Empire that ever was. God save the Queen! 68.71.52.214 12:25, 23 May 2012 (UTC)
  • Ask not what Bad Jokes can do for you, ask what you can do for Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country," a JFK quote
    1. Support Shane Smith 03:52, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)


  • I did not have sexual relations with that Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

How about "I did not have sexual relations with those Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense"?

    1. Support if grammar is corrected as above. Borisblue 21:26, 11 October 2005 (UTC)
    2. Strong, Strong, Strong, Earth-Shatterilngly Mighty Support on Wheels! also if grammar is corrected.- Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support Good one! Kla'quot 08:54, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • I am not a Bad Joke or Other Deleted Nonsense.
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Four Bad Jokes and seven Other Deleted Nonsenses ago...
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:34, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support, nice one - Ravi12346 18:54, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
  • A house divided against itself cannot stand the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "A house divided against itself cannot stand." --Abraham Lincoln
  • Depends on what your definition of Bad Joke and Other Deleted Nonsense is
    • Reference to Clinton's "Depends on what your definition of 'is' is..."
  • Support This link is Broken 05:49, 4 September 2005 (UTC)
  • There ought to be limits to Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Reference to George W. Bush's "There ought to be limits to freedom" quote.
    1. Support--Melaen 13:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Read my lips: No new Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    1. Oppose So, that's the end of BJAODN? Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: Well, the thing is, George Bush Sr. said, "Read my lips: No new taxes" and he raised taxes. See Read my lips: no new taxes --AllyUnion (talk) 23:04, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Ich bin ein Bad Joke and Other Deleted Nonsenser!
    • JFK's Ich bin ein Berliner speech.
    1. Support, good one - Ravi12346 18:54, 11 May 2006 (UTC)


  • No terms except Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense can be accepted.
    • General Grant's "No terms except an unconditional and immediate surrender can be accepted"
    1. Support - Ravi12346 18:54, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Joke and Other Deleted Nonsense, you're doing a heck of a job"
    • Reference to George W. Bush's comment to Michael D. Brown shortly after Hurricane Katrina hit

British Quotations[edit]

  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense on stilts
    • "The idea of rights is nonsense and the idea of natural rights is nonsense on stilts." -- Jeremy Bentham (It seems this is also a title.)
    1. Support. I love that line. - AdelaMae (talk - contribs) 02:24, 6 December 2005 (UTC)

Quotations of, or about, the British royal family[edit]

  • I know that I have the body of a weak and feeble bad joke, but I have the heart and stomach of deleted nonsense, and of deleted nonsense of Wikipedia too.
    • I know that I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too., Queen Elizabeth I

Quotations of, or about, British prime ministers[edit]

  • A (bad) joke is a very serious thing.
    1. Oppose Too close to original. More importantly, where's the deleted nonsense? Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • From now on, ending a bad joke with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
    • From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put., Sir Winston Churchill.
    1. Oppose Where's deleted nonsense? Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • He has all the bad jokes I dislike and none of the other deleted nonsense I admire.
    • He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire., Sir Winston Churchill
  • It has been said that bad jokes are the worst form of other deleted nonsense, except all the others that have been tried.
    • It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried., Sir Winston Churchill
  • Bad jokes will never be like other deleted nonsence. Bad jokes are a product of history. Other deleted nonsense is a product of philosophy.
    • Europe will never be like America. Europe is a product of history. America is a product of philosophy., Lady Margret Thatcher
  • Tough on bad jokes, tough on the causes of bad jokes."
    • Labour is the party of law and order in Britain today. Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime., Tony Blair
  • Alternative version: Tough on bad jokes and other deleted nonsense, tough on the causes of bad jokes and other deleted nonsense.
  • New Labour, New Bad Jokes and Other Delete Nonsense
    • New Labour, New Britain, Tony Blair / New Labour, New Danger, (whoever was Tory leader at the time).
  • Blood, sweat, toil, and Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Blood sweat, toil, and tears about war being tough work. ... Churchill
  • Alternate version: Blood, sweat, Bad Jokes, and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • A little bit of Bad Jokes and a little bit of Other Deleted Nonsense

Relatives of BJAODN series[edit]


  • Support the series (votes copied from below)
  1. I support the three above [Bride, Son, Grandson -Ed] in this order for the next three subpages. -- Grunt (talk) 21:16, 2004 Aug 27 (UTC)
  2. Me too. Plus the next two (Bride, Son, Grandson, Red-Headed stepchild, Great aunt's third cousin by marriage's friend's hairdresser) following! Kevyn 05:55, 28 Aug 2004 (UTC)
  3. All of the above! (Bride, Father, Son, Grandson, Red-headed stepchild, Great aunt's...) • Benc • 22:32, 12 Sep 2004 (UTC)
  • Oppose the series (votes copies from below)
  1. Moith – I want to go directly to the really stupid ones. --Mothperson 22:20, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  2. Oppose the whole series. We don't need 10 BJAODN pages with names that all refer to the same movie or set of movies, if there are so many other possible sources from which we can draw names for BJAODN pages. --Idont Havaname 22:08, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
  3. Oppose continuation of series -- Give somebody else a shot. -- Clockwork
  4. Oppose the entire series FireSpike 19:07, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

Soul 13:43, 28 December 2005 (UTC)


  • Son of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
Support
  1. Grunt (talk) 21:16, 2004 Aug 27 (UTC)
  2. Support -- Kevyn 05:55, 28 Aug 2004 (UTC)
  3. • Benc • 22:32, 12 Sep 2004 (UTC)
  4. Support. Very common naming scheme for old bad '50s scifi monster movies. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
Oppose
  1. Appomattox, as in, Alfred E. Neuman at, --Mothperson 22:20, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  2. Oppose each new entry in this series should be generated by adding a prefix to its predecessor. That's only logical. --Townmouse 21:17, 13 July 2005 (UTC)
  3. Oppose. I listed why at my "Oppose the entire series" vote. --Idont Havaname 22:08, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
  4. Oppose -- Give somebody else a shot. -- ClockworkSoul 13:43, 28 December 2005 (UTC)


  • Grandson of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
Support
  1. Grunt (talk) 21:16, 2004 Aug 27 (UTC)
  2. Support -- Kevyn 05:55, 28 Aug 2004 (UTC)
  3. • Benc • 22:32, 12 Sep 2004 (UTC)
Oppose
  1. Appendix to above, and, ipso facto, truly not needed --Mothperson 22:20, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  2. Oppose. I listed why at my "Oppose the entire series" vote. --Idont Havaname 22:08, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
  3. Oppose -- Give somebody else a shot. -- ClockworkSoul 13:43, 28 December 2005 (UTC)


  • Red-headed stepchild of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
Support
  1. Support -- Kevyn 05:55, 28 Aug 2004 (UTC)
  2. • Benc • 22:32, 12 Sep 2004 (UTC)
  3. Support Shane Smith 18:44, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Oppose
  1. Applesauce – not stupid enough --Mothperson 22:20, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  2. Oppose. I listed why at my "Oppose the entire series" vote. --Idont Havaname 22:08, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
  3. Oppose -- Give somebody else a shot. -- ClockworkSoul 13:43, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
  4. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:03, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Great aunt's third cousin by marriage's friend's hairdresser of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
Support
  1. Support -- Kevyn 05:55, 28 Aug 2004 (UTC)
  2. • Benc • 22:32, 12 Sep 2004 (UTC)
  3. Support --Mothperson 14:55, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC) Here we go.
  4. Support the relatives, if used, all ought to be used in a series... Shane Smith 18:44, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Oppose
  1. Oppose. I listed why at my "Oppose the entire series" vote. Plus, this isn't funny; it's just absurd. --Idont Havaname 22:08, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
  2. Oppose per Idont Havaname (except for opposing the whole series). —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
  3. Oppose -- Give somebody else a shot. -- ClockworkSoul 13:43, 28 December 2005 (UTC)


  • Sauna-buddy of Bad Jokes and solicitor's niece-in-law of Other Deleted Nonsense
Support
  1. Support as one of the last in the series Shane Smith 18:44, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Oppose
  1. No, or, to be more specific, the funny has now left town and left no forwarding address --Mothperson 22:20, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  2. Oppose, thank you, Mothperson; I am stealing your reason for opposing! --Idont Havaname 22:08, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
  3. Oppose -- I second Mothperson's emotion. -- ClockworkSoul 13:43, 28 December 2005 (UTC)


  • The Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Family Reunion
Support
  1. Support. It squeezes fresh juice from the seemingly dead Relatives of BJAODN series. -- Somos 05:46, 25 September 2005 (UTC)
  2. Support. It could be quite funny indeed. --Idont Havaname 22:08, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
  3. Support. This is good without even thinking about the movie serieses. Elf | Talk 22:59, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
Oppose
  1. Oppose for now. We should wait until we have more family members first. --DragonHawk 23:23, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
  2. Oppose -- Give somebody else a shot. -- ClockworkSoul 13:43, 28 December 2005 (UTC)


  • Friend of a Friend of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense


  • The Deleted Stepsister of the Cousin of the Father of the Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense


  • Mistress of Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense


  • Return of the Father of the Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support.--ragesoss 02:58, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Puns on titles[edit]

'

  • Wikipedia, or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BJAODN
  • Ten things I hate about your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • SUPPORT
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 23:29, 15 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. - Melaen 23:07, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support. -- Riffsyphon1024 14:23, Mar 26, 2005 (UTC)
    4. <s|Support --Mothperson 15:21, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)<s|
  • OPPOSE
    1. a penny, as in a bad one, coming back to change its vote, because this is dull --Mothperson 23:18, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose. Movie did not have a big enough cultural impact to make it worth naming a page for it. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)



  • The Biggest Bad Joke in Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • "Weird Al" Yankovic's "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota".


  • National Lampoon's Bad Jokes (Chevy Chase was Deleted along with the Other Nonsense)
  • SUPPORT
    1. Support -- I'm Chevy Chase and you're deleted. Kevyn 02:45, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • <s|3. Support --Mothperson 21:26, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)<s| Not good enough. -Mothperson 23:18, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    1. Support Shane Smith 17:47, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • OPPOSE
    1. Opera. as in, I'd rather listen to --Mothperson 23:18, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose. Can we do this legally? —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Oppose obscure and unwieldy Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Attack of the 50 foot Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support. - PinkDeoxys 12:19, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
      1. Oppose - ehh. --Mothperson 15:21, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      2. Oppose. Could refer to Attack of the 50 foot anything. Not necessarily good. --Idont Havaname 22:16, 15 August 2005 (UTC)


  • The Tonight Show with Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support. Kevyn 19:36, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support --JJLeahy 04:36, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support --EWS23 04:08, September 8, 2005 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Apprentice – "You're fired!" --Mothperson 23:18, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose. Perhaps "Heeeeeeere's BJAODN!" But not this version. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support BrianSmithson's version. - PinkDeoxys 12:15, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support BS version. :-) -- Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense on Blueberry Island
    1. Support Hah! the Bobbsey Twins were the first novels I ever read! Kevyn 02:01, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support Heck, I don't care. I shamelessly love this one. Bobbsey Twins Rule. --Mothperson 21:07, 19 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support , even without knowing the reference--Nectar T 08:14, 30 September 2005 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose Proto 10:42, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose. No one will get it. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Oppose in this form, I didn't even get it and I own most of the books. Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose WAY too obscure. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Alternate: The Bobbsey Twins and Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Go to Jail
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support --Mothperson 21:26, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
      1. Oppose Proto 10:42, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
      2. Oppose. I like Ernest, but this title's too long and clunky. --Idont Havaname 22:16, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
      3. 'Oppose. Agree with Idont Havaname. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
      4. Oppose Huh? -- Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)




    • OPPOSE
      1. Oppose - I say it's mine, and I say it's boring. --Mothperson 15:21, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      2. Oppose Lame. Proto 10:42, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
  • Go ahead. Rub it in. I can take it. --Mothperson 13:39, 27 May 2005 (UTC)
      1. Oppose. Uninspiring. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
      2. Oppose - Not funny, vague. --Knucmo2 15:56, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Cont[edit]

  • OPPOSE
    1. Oppose Proto 10:42, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
    2. What Proto said and I think it's dull --Mothperson 23:18, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    3. Oppose. Too obscure a reference. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
    4. Oppose. Huh? -- Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    5. Oppose, works for video games but not BJAODN. Too repetitive on the "age" bit. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


    • OPPOSE
      1. Oppose Proto 10:42, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
      2. I Oppose this, because it was one of the few times the Beatles were just too too fey, and repeating a bad idea seems like a bad idea --Mothperson 23:18, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    • Alternate: "Sergeant Pepper's Bad Jokes' and Other Deleted Nonsense Band"


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense does Dallas
    1. Support even with the bad grammar. Kevyn 05:07, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support --Nectar T 08:14, 30 September 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support with original "does Dallas" --Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense do Dallas
    1. Support, but only if it goes back to the original "do Dallas" --Mothperson 15:21, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support Proto 10:42, 20 May 2005 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • Debbie does Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support this one as an alternative. Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • Debbie Deletes Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense


  • It came from Bad Jokes and other deleted nonsense!
    • Reference to: A whole bunch of horror films.


  • Eats Bad Jokes, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: ISBN 1592400876 Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation by Lynne Truss
    1. Support --JJLeahy 04:36, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. --Maru (talk) Contribs 20:13, 6 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support. Jacqui 04:43, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
    1. Oppose, a bit long, reference dominates the title too much. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Alternate: "Eats Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, Shoots, and Leaves" (Common enough phrase to reference.)
  • The Bad Joke sun has risen- Not on my Other Deleted Nonsense, and that's an order!
    • Reference to the confrontation between Michael Mcneil and Kane at the end of the GDI campaign in Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun.

Cont Cont[edit]

Alternate version:

  • Command & Conquer: Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense


  • I married a creature from Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense


  • I hooked up with a creature from Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense



  • Quantum Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense


  • American Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense



  • Hit me, Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, one more time
    NOTE: Was initially proposed as "Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense one more time"
    Pun off Daft Punk's "One more time" song. -- AllyUnion (talk) 12:07, 13 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    Heh, I figured that was from "Hit Me Baby One More Time" (so maybe we should have "Hit Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense one more time") User:Mulad (talk) 21:19, Feb 15, 2005 (UTC)
    Changed. -- AllyUnion (talk) 07:32, 17 Feb 2005 (UTC)


  • Thus Deletes Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense
  • Comment: shouldn't this be past tense somehow? Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • BJAODN 4077th: Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense


  1. Support -- PFHLai 08:14, 2005 August 11 (UTC)
  2. Support Thue | talk 19:26, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
  3. Support -- Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  4. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:09, 9 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Ten simple rules to post your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: Ten simple rules to date my teenage daughter
  • Change to Eight Simple Rules to post your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Then support. (see the article on the TV show) --Idont Havaname 05:27, 31 May 2005 (UTC)
    • Alternate: "Ten simple rules to delete your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense


  • Eight Simple Bad Jokes to delete your Teenage Nonsense
  • Support
    1. Support -- PFHLai 08:14, 2005 August 11 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose. There will definitely be more than 8 jokes on the page. --Idont Havaname 22:16, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Final Sacrifice



  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: First Blood
    • Reference to Rambo: First Blood
    1. Support. Sure, why not? --Blue387 08:48, 18 March 2006 (UTC)



  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: Too Hot for Wikipedia!
    1. Support Andjam 08:38, 14 January 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support I wrote this. Yay! --Blue387 02:42, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
    3. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:09, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • These Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense have been formatted to fit your screen
    • Reference to movies shown on t.v.
  1. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:09, 9 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense IMAX 3-D!
    • Reference to the giant-screen movies
    1. Support -- Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support. Sure, why not? --Blue387 08:48, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Cancún
    • Reference to the Gone Wild/Spring Break movies
    1. Oppose, reference unclear. --Idont Havaname 05:27, 31 May 2005 (UTC)


  • Beach Blanket Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to the 1960s teenagers-at-the-beach movies


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Close-Captioned
    • Reference to t.v. subtitling


  • Law and Order: Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  1. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:09, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  2. Support. Yeah! --Blue387 08:48, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  3. Support. Definately! Timb0h 16:16, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
  • CSI: Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to the various CSI spinoffs.
    1. Support -- Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:09, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support. Sure, why not? --Blue387 08:48, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense for Dummies
    • Reference to: " for Dummies."
  1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:09, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    1. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • The Guinness Book of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: The Guinness Book of World Records.
    1. Support -- Too good! Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • The Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense that Wouldn't Die
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Next Page Title
    • Shameless self-referential humor
    1. Oppose, too easily confused with BJAODN:The Next Page Title, and not really funny. - AdelaMae (talk - contribs) 02:16, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
  • Edit conflict: Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to what happens when two users edit the same page; in this case it's a pun on how BJAODN items are in conflict to what Wikipedia is supposed to be.
      • Support --Nectar T 08:14, 30 September 2005 (UTC)
      • Weak Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:09, 9 March 2006 (UTC)


  1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:09, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Planet of the Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense*
    1. Support. --Nectar T 08:14, 30 September 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- But let's just do one. Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Other possible related titles:

  • Beneath the Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense*
  • Conquest of the Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense*

etc, etc, etc.


  • Have I Got Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense For You
    1. Support -- You don't have to know the reference to like the title! -- thegreatloofa(talk) 22:11, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support FredOrAlive 21:40, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  • All I Really Need to Know About Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense I Learned on Wikipedia
    • Reference to: Robert Fulghum's best-selling book All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
    1. Oppose -- I prefer the similar Everything you always wanted to know about bjaodn but were afraid to ask, listed elsewhere. Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:09, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
I suggest: "Deleted Nonense and the deleting Bad Jokes that Tell Them: A Fair and NPOV look at Wikipedia". This way we keep the "lying" and further Wikipedia-ize it. --Maru (talk) Contribs 05:41, 14 December 2005 (UTC)
I support that. --D-Day 15:56, 17 December 2005 (UTC)
Me too. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Dead Men Don't Tell Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • Dead men tell no Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support enthusiastically -- Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense and the Women Who Love Them
    • Reference to books like "Bad Men and the Women Who Love Them"
    1. Support -- Elf | Talk 23:21, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:09, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • More songs about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • various album titles, notably "More songs about buildings and food"
    1. Support if proceeded with "Songs about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense." Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense and All That.
  • The Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense with David Letterman.
    • Or: From Bad Jokes, the greatest Other Deleted Nonsense in the World!
    • Kind of obvious - Late Show with David Letterman.
  • Now That's What I Call Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense! [number]
    1. Support - had the same idea. -- Solipsist 11:49, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Game Shows[edit]

Today, these three players are after Bad Jokes, but they'll have to avoid the Other Deleted Nonsense! (+4)[edit]

  • Reference to Press Your Luck; it was Rod Roddy's intro line. (Today, these three players are after high stakes/big bucks, but they'll have to avoid the Whammy, as they play the most exciting game of their lives!)
    • SUPPORT
      1. Support --Kitch 19:20, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
      2. Support Scott Gall 07:15, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
      3. Support. Stifle 02:47, 8 January 2006 (UTC)
      4. Support! Being a PYL fan myself, I think this one's cute! FranklinCougar89 18:02, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
  • I'd like to solve the puzzle: Bad Jokes and other Deleted Nonsense.
    • SUPPORT
      1. Support. Kevyn 18:32, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      3. Support. – ABCD 18:37, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
      1. Oppose --Mothperson 00:04, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      2. Oppose Proto 10:37, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
      3. Opus. Meh. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)


    • SUPPORT
      1. Support. – ABCD 18:37, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      2. Support -- Kevyn 03:55, 11 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      3. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 23:38, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      4. Support. The title is a good joke. --Idont Havaname 05:29, 31 May 2005 (UTC)

Alternate version

  • Bad! Jokes! And other deleted nonsense!
    • Reference to: The chant that takes place at the beginning of every airing of Wheel of Fortune: WHEEL! OF! FORTUUUNE!


    • SUPPORT
      1. Support. - Melaen 23:07, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      3. Support. – ABCD 18:37, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
      1. Oppose -first one's better. --Mothperson 00:04, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      2. Oppose - That means the jokes are weak. Who wants to read weak jokes? -- Natalinasmpf 21:15, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      3. Oppose Proto 10:37, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
      4. Oppose for reasons already listed. --Idont Havaname 05:29, 31 May 2005 (UTC)
      5. Oppose - version above is better. -Kwekubo 02:01, 19 August 2005 (UTC)
      6. Oppose. Agree with Natalinasmpf. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
      1. Oppose Proto 10:37, 20 May 2005 (UTC)


  • Fear of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Factor


  • Evidently Bad Jokes are not Other Deleted Nonsense for you
    • Reference to a line Joe Rogan says to congratulate the winner of Fear Factor: "Evidently fear is not a factor for you."
    1. Support Scott Gall 07:15, 24 November 2005 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, no whammys.
    • Reference to: "Big Money. No Whammys." from Press Your Luck

Cont[edit]

  • Help control the Bad Joke population; have your Other Deleted Nonsense spayed or neutered
    • Reference to Bob Barker's closing line at the end of each episode of The Price is Right: "Help control the pet population; Have your pets spayed or neutered."
      1. SUPPORT. Holy cow, this is freaking awesome. --Matt Yeager 21:31, August 23, 2005 (UTC)
      2. Support this version. --Idont Havaname 23:34, 31 August 2005 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • Help control the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense; have your Wikipedia spayed or neutered
  1. Strong, Strong, Earth-Shatteringly Mighty Support on Wheels! - A public service announcement and also trrue. If Wiki was spayed or neutered (potected from editing) the BJAODN would not be a problem. Flameviper12 18:13, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Alternative alternate version:

  • Help control the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense population; have you wiki spayed or neutered


  • Once the bad jokes are read, the decision is final, and all other deleted nonsense will be asked to leave the Tribal Council Area Immediately.
    • Reference: Survivor Host Jeff Probst's ramblings during each Tribal Council Segment of the show.
    1. Oppose. Way too long. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Home Game
    • Reference: Every parting game from every game show ever made
  • The Banker offers Bad Jokes for your Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference: Deal or No Deal

Star Wars[edit]


SW: Titles[edit]


  • <s|Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Fancruft Menace<s|
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Bad Joke Menace


  • <s|The Attack of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense</s|
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: Attack of the Nonsense
    • Reference to: Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
    • SUPPORT
      1. Support, if changed to "Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: Attack of the Nonsense" (Fits with the way we did The Return of the Nonsense, see above) Kevyn 18:53, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
      1. Oppose --Mothperson 00:14, 27 Apr 2005 (UTC) (and I can't, for the life of me, explain why I like the middle one [A New Hope - Editor] and don't like the first [Bad Joke Menace - Editor] and third [Attack of the Nonsense - Editor] here, but I do have a reason. Somewhere.)


SW: Quotes[edit]

  • Bad Gungan Jokes and Other Deleted Poodoo
    • Reference to: Jar Jar Binks
    1. Support Shane Smith
    2. Support, because I hate Jar Jar Binks. -<|- Kevyn (talk) 03:19, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- Riffsyphon1024 17:53, May 3, 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support -- Humourous analogy. -- Natalinasmpf 05:13, 9 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  • OPPOSE
    1. Oppose --Mothperson 21:35, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose. Please, God, no Gungans! —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Oppose. Too many people are like Brian above, and that title's just plain weird. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)



  • That's no moon. That's some Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    1. Support. Yeah, I think you're right, Old Man. Kevyn 03:13, 3 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. -- Riffsyphon1024 03:57, Apr 3, 2005 (UTC)
    3. Conditional Support if changed to "That's no Bad Joke. That's Other Deleted Nonsense" - Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
      1. Support this version. — MSchmahl 15:44, 15 April 2006 (UTC)


  • Every single Bad Joke and Other Deleted Nonsense is now an Enemy of Wikipedia
    1. Support if changed to "Every single Bad Joke is now an Enemy of Wikipedia". -- Riffsyphon1024 20:00, Apr 10, 2005 (UTC)
      Changed. Kevyn 02:09, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Kevyn 02:09, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- The sheer dramatic similarity to the Night of the Long Knives sends shivers down my spine whenever I think about it. -- Natalinasmpf 05:13, 9 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    4. Yes! Oh god, yes! err, I mean, Support. --Maru (talk) Contribs 05:20, 2 November 2005 (UTC)

Oppose

    1. Oppose. Too obscure to non-Star Wars fans. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
  • The Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are with you, always.
    • Reference to: "The Force will be with you, always."
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)


  • I have a Bad Joke about this
    • Reference to: "I have a bad feeling about this."
    1. Oppose. Reference unclear, and where is the deleted nonsense? --Idont Havaname 05:32, 31 May 2005 (UTC)
    • How about "I have a bad joke about this deleted nonsense" ? 62.252.32.14 11:36, 31 May 2005 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes or Other Deleted Nonsense. There is no try.
    • Reference to: "Do or do not, there is no try," Yoda.
    • Alternate version: There are no Bad Jokes, only Other Deleted Nonsense.
  • Other Deleted Nonsense is what binds the Bad Jokes together.
    • Reference to: "It surrounds us, penetrates us, binds the galaxy together,"" Obi-Wan Kenobi's description of The Force.

Cont.[edit]

  • I used to bullseye Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in my T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than two metres
  1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:15, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Luke, I am your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Reference to: "Luke I am your father," a Darth Vadar quote.
    1. Oppose. That line actually does not appear in the movie, its "No, I am your father." Also, the emphasis is on "I", not "am". If enough people wanted it, maybe, but currently, there's nobody. HereToHelp 12:55, 20 August 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support if changed to "Bad Joke, I am Your Other Deleted Nonsense". - PinkDeoxys 12:37, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • These Bad Jokes and other Deleted Nonsense are now the ultimate power in Wikipedia. I suggest we use them.
  1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:15, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Reference to: "This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it."
  • "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense"
    • Reference to "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father"
  • These are not the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense you're looking for.
    • Reference to "These are not the droids you're looking for", possibly one of the most-quoted SW quotes
    1. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:15, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support enthusiastically -- I can't believe no one has suggested this yet! Elf | Talk 23:28, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Forceful support Colonel Tom 03:34, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support. Move along.MSchmahl 21:55, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I will make them Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • Sidiouses 'I will make it legal'
  • I am the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • 'I am the Senate! - Palpatine
  • Delete the Bad Jokes. And Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Wipe them out. All of them. - Sidious
  • Your power of Bad Jokes is insignificant next to the power of the Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force. - Vader.
  • I am altering Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Pray I don't alter it any further.
    • Reference to "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

Star Trek[edit]


ST: Titles[edit]

  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home to Bad jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • BJAODN: The Next Generation
  1. Support --Cool CatTalk|@ 18:29, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
  2. Support. Why not; this one most people know. --HereToHelp (talk) 00:25, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

ST: Quotes[edit]

  • Bad Joke is futile. You will be Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Reference to: "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated," a quote by The Borg on Star Trek.
  • Support
    1. Support. – ABCD 18:35, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 23:40, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support. Made me crack up. -- Natalinasmpf 00:00, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support -- Kevyn 01:04, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support both versions. -- Brhaspati\talk/contribs 22:20, 2005 Apr 23 (UTC)
    6. Support -- This version -- thegreatloofa(talk) 22:16, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose, like the other one better. --Idont Havaname 00:00, 1 September 2005 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • Deletion is futile. There will still be Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense.
    1. Support - c'est ça --Mothperson 14:41, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support both versions. -- Brhaspati\talk/contribs 22:20, 2005 Apr 23 (UTC)
    3. Support just this one. It's pretty funny. --Idont Havaname 00:00, 1 September 2005 (UTC)
    4. Suppport this version. --EWS23 04:11, September 8, 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support this one. -- Elf | Talk 23:30, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • Bad Jokes are futile. Other Nonsense will be deleted.
    1. Support --HereToHelp (talk) 00:26, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • We are Bad Joke of wikipedia, you will be deleted.
  • We are Bad Joke of wikipedia, you will be exterminated. (dual reference, see: Dalek)
  • Nonsense: The Final Frontier. These are the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense of the Starship Wikipedia.
    • Reference to: "Space:The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise," the opening quote from Star Trek.
    • NOTE: Originally proposed as "Nonsense:The Final Frontier. These are the bad jokes of wikipedia enterprise."
    1. Support. Its fair enough. -- Natalinasmpf 00:04, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. —UTSRelativity 20:48, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support. I Cleaned it up a bit. Kevyn 01:14, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 05:38, 21 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • Nonsense... The Final Frontier. These are the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense of the Starship Wikipedia, its continuing mission
    • Reference to Star Trek: The Next Generation opening. "Space... The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, it's continuing mission..." - spoken by Jean Luc Picard.
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose, on the inane "logic" that there is no final frontier for BJAODN --Mothperson 11:29, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose per Mothpeson. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Oppose too long, see below Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Please state the nature of the medical Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

Alternate version:

  • Please state the nature of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support this version. Simpler is better. Kevyn 21:32, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support this one. - Melaen 23:07, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support -- This version. -- thegreatloofa(talk) 22:16, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose --Mothperson 11:29, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose. A lot of people won't get it. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)


  • Highly illogical Bad jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support. - Melaen 23:07, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support. – ABCD 18:35, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)



  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Final Frontier
    • NOTE: "Original proposal was Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense: The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the USS Wikipedia, it's continuing mission"
    • SUPPORT
      1. Cut it off after "Frontier" and I'll support Gazpacho 08:19, 7 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      2. Support in shorter version. Kevyn 16:26, 7 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      3. Support shorter version if the subtitle, These are the voyages of the USS Wikipedia, it's continuing mission. -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:07, 14 Mar 2005 (UTC)
        Do we have a precedent for using subtitles on BJAODN pages? Not saying no, just wondering. Kevyn 05:57, 15 Mar 2005 (UTC)
        Not sure. You tell me, you've been editing these pages longer. -- AllyUnion (talk) 13:12, 15 Mar 2005 (UTC)
        OK, I'll go with having subtitles if they are put on the actual page only, but subtitles don't have to be included on listings of the BJAODN pages, or links to the subtitled page. Kevyn 03:30, 3 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
      1. Strongly oppose GOD I hate star trek... --WoW 13:34, 11 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      2. Oppose - again with my inane logic about the nonexistence of the final frontier --Mothperson 11:29, 4 May 2005 (UTC)


  • Captain, there are Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense off the starboardbow
    • Reference to: "Captain, there are Klingons/Romulans off the portbow" from the Original Series.
    1. Support --Mothperson 23:01, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 05:38, 21 Apr 2005 (UTC)


  • Oh, we come in peace to make Bad Jokes, to shoot Other Deleted Nonsense...
    1. Oppose - That song rocks, and this title sounds nothing like it. - AdelaMae (talk - contribs) 20:02, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
  • Fascinating Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: Spock
    1. Support. --Blue387 08:48, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
      1. Oppose, reference won't be easy to figure out from looking at the title. --Idont Havaname 23:37, 31 August 2005 (UTC)
  • Amusing Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: Spock
      1. Oppose, reference won't be easy to figure out from looking at the title. --Idont Havaname 23:37, 31 August 2005 (UTC)
  • The doctor gave me a Bad Joke and I grew Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • Reference to: "The doctor gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney!" a quote from ST:IV
    1. Oppose, potentially too obscure for average people/non-fans. --Blue387 08:48, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Synthetic Bad Jokes, synthetic Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: Synthetic scotch, synthetic commanders. —Scotty
  • To boldly go where no Bad Jokes or Other Deleted Nonsense have gone before.
    • Reference to: Opening speech.
  • Support
  • Oppose
  • What does God need with Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense?
    • Reference to: "What does God need with a starship?"
  • "Its Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense, But Not As We Know It"
    • Its Life, But Not As We Know It.

Lord of the Rings[edit]

LOTR: Titles[edit]




LOTR: Quotes[edit]

One Bad Joke to rule them all, one Votes for Deletion to find them, one Deleted Nonsense to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

  • Reference to: "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them," a quote from The Lord of the Rings
    Could use some change. -- AllyUnion (talk) 07:18, 15 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    Comment: isn't it articles for deletion now? -- Natalinasmpf 15:41, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
  • Support
    1. Love it. Support. --RickK 09:18, Feb 18, 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. -- AllyUnion (talk) 04:36, 19 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support. --Neutralitytalk
    4. Support. --Kevyn 22:21, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support. --BrokenSegue 01:47, 29 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    6. Support. --birdboy2000 This is just funny.
    7. SupportABCD 01:09, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    8. SupportMulad (talk) 00:33, May 29, 2005 (UTC)
    9. Support. --Neutralitytalk 21:33, Jun 8, 2005 (UTC)
    10. Support --Idont Havaname 23:43, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
    11. Support --<font style="background: black" face="Courier" color=#FFFFFF| Grue  07:05, 24 September 2005 (UTC)
    12. Support --Arm 02:36, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
    13. Support Ally Union has a point; we'll want to refine the text a little. But as for the concept, I'm all for it. --HereToHelp (talk) 14:29, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
    14. Support --Mark J 21:29, 21 December 2005 (UTC)
    15. Support --How about to change to "One Joke to rule themm all, One Bad Joke to find them all, One Really Bad Joke to delete them all and in the Deleted Nonsense bind them"? ChongDae 18:55, 11 January 2006 (UTC)
    16. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:17, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Oppose
    1. Oppose Does not re-use the same subject and hence does not follow the reference. This would be ok: [One] BJAODN to rule them all, [One] BJAODN to find them, [One] BJAODN to .... --Gherald 06:10, 2 October 2005 (UTC)
    2. <s|Oppose, too long.</s| Gazpacho
      • It fits in the database for a title. There's nothing in the rules for length, and we could just use a cheap redirect to point to the latest BJAODN title. -- AllyUnion (talk) 12:28, 18 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    3. Oppose as RickK has supported it. --WoW 13:31, 11 Apr 2005 (UTC)
         This user's account status is questionable (possibly hard-banned user Willy on Wheels) —Mulad (talk) 00:33, May 29, 2005 (UTC)
    4. Mildly oppose, overly long. --Fuzheado | Talk 07:28, 12 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    5. Weak oppose, too long —UTSRelativity 20:56, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    6. Oppose because it doesn't read right - too many syllables (I don't know what this poetry stuff is called!). 'd support if it fit the - whatever the heck it is. --Mothperson 03:15, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    7. Meter. --Maru (talk) Contribs 19:54, 6 November 2005 (UTC)
    8. Oppose. Death to Lord Of The Rings. --Dmn / Դմն 18:04, 15 July 2005 (UTC)
    9. Oppose. Too long and unwieldy. --howcheng [ talk &#149; contribs &#149; [5]] ] 22:55, 25 October 2005 (UTC)
    10. Oppose per Dmn. Andrew Levine 21:56, 10 November 2005 (UTC)
    11. Oppose. Very, very long. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
    12. Oppose — simply rubbish. --Jamdav86 14:47, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
    13. Oppose - I like the idea, but is too long in current form --DragonHawk 23:38, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
    14. Oppose, too long. --Last Malthusian 14:19, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
    15. Oppose too long. Stifle 02:49, 8 January 2006 (UTC)
    16. oppose ugh... Borisblue 04:20, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
    17. Oppose -- Great idea, just too long. -- thegreatloofa(talk) 22:17, 11 February 2006 (UTC)


  • One does not simply walk into bad jokes and other deleted nonesense
    • Reference to:"One does not simply walk into Mordor"
  • They took Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense from us.
    • Reference to: "They took it [the ring] from us."


  • The Bad Jokes goes ever on and on, down from the Other Deleted Nonsense where it began.
    • Reference to: "The Road goes ever on and on, Down from the door where it began."
  • A Bad Joke is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is it early. Other Deleted Nonsense arrives precisely when it means to.
    • Reference to: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
  • Keep Bad Jokes secret. Keep Other Deleted Nonsense safe.
    • Reference to: "Keep it secret. Keep it safe."
  • We've had one, yes. What about second Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense?
    • Reference to: "We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?"
  • It's a dangerous business, Frodo, deleting material from the Wikipedia. You step into Bad Jokes, and if you do keep Other Deleted Nonsense, there is no knowing what junk gets into the Wikipedia.
    • Reference to: "It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door," he used to say. "You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to."
    1. Oppose way too long Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Goes Ever On
    • Reference to: "The Road Goes Ever On"
  • Frodo of the Nine Bad Jokes, and the Other Deleted Nonsense of Doom!
  • We cannot get out. They have taken the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and the second hall" from Balin's diary
    1. Comment: I only have the German version to hand, so if this is wrong feel free to correct it. Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy[edit]

See also: #Page number 42


  • I propose these all go together in a series... Shane Smith 19:03, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • While a nice idea, I'm not sure it's practical. We've learned from past experience that it's difficult to keep interest in a series of titles going. The "Relatives of BJAODN" series fell apart after just two titles. See talk page for more information. -- Kevyn (talk) 10:47, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
      1. Oppose - huh? --Mothperson 15:21, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      2. Oppose. I love Adams, but no one will get it. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
      3. Oppose - A little too clumsy, perhaps? Markusdragon 16:01, 21 March 2006 (UTC)


Alternate version:

  • Life, the Universe and Other Deleted Nonsense

Alternate version:

  • Life, Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support this one or the first of this bunch. Thryduulf 18:36, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support any of them, but I like this one the best. --Idont Havaname 05:35, 31 May 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support this version. Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
    4. Strong Support on Wheels this variant, because of the insinuation that Life falls into the Other Deleted Nonsense category. CameoAppearance 17:53, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
    1. Oppose all versions. No one will get it but Adams fans. —BrianSmithson 04:38, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
    • It's pretty well known really, certainly better than All your base, which has already been used. Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Mostly Harmless Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: Mostly Harmless
    • Comment: I think this one could use some work. - Neo 19:51, Apr 22, 2005 (UTC)
  • Not entirely unlike Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.

Alternate version:

  • Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
  • If there is any Douglas Adams titled BJA0DN page, it has to be the 42nd.
  • So Long, Bad Jokes, and Thanks For All the Other Deleted Nonsense

South Park[edit]

  • 1) Bad Jokes 2) Other Deleted Nonsense 3) ? 4) Profit!
    • Reference to the underpant gnomes' business plan.
  • Don't do Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, mmkay?
    1. Support. Kevyn 21:36, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support --Mothperson 21:40, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support Why didn't I think of this? --Knucmo2 13:21, 16 April 2006 (UTC)


  • You're an Uncle Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • Try some of my chocolate salty Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "Try some of my chocolate Salty Balls"
  • Lick on my chocolate salty Bad Jokes, put em in my Other Nonsense and Delete em...
    • Reference to: "Lick on my chocolate salty balls, put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em..."
    1. Oppose what the bleep? Seems a little obscure... Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are bad, mmkay?
  • Jokes are Bad, mmkay? Don't do Other Deleted Nonsense, mmkay?
    1. Support -- Grumpyyoungman01 10:21, 10 June 2006 (UTC)


  • Kick the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Reference to: "Kick the Baby"
  • In Romania, the Bad Jokes oppress the Other Deleted Nonsense and try to bring it down.
    • Reference to: "In Romania, they oppress you and try to bring you down."
  • Good times with Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "Good times with weapons."

James Bond[edit]

  • Never Say Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Again
    1. Support. - Melaen 23:07, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- That movie was a Bad Joke. Kevyn 05:45, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)


  • The Name is Bad, Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "The name is Bond, James Bond," a quote by James Bond.
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support--Jondel 07:02, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support'-- Mesa like the alternate version. Mesa also talk like JarJar Binks. Sulldogg45 7:42, 24 Febuary 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support -- Elf | Talk 23:34, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
    1. Oppose -- poorly thought out, the alternative is true to form. Grumpyyoungman01 10:18, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • The Name is Other Deleted Nonsense, Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support -- PPP 13:27, 6 april 2006 (CET)
    2. Support -- The other version is like saying "The name is James, James Bond". Which doesn't work at all. Grumpyyoungman01 10:18, 10 June 2006 (UTC)


  • Do you expect me to tell a Bad Joke? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to Delete Other Nonsense!
    • Reference to: "Do you expect me to talk?" - "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" a quote from Goldfinger.
    Agh. So bad it hurts.
    1. Support -- Kevyn 03:29, 15 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 12:10, 15 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:20, 9 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are Forever
    1. Support, since it kind of describes the purpose of BJAODN, to preserve it. Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Seconded! -- thegreatloofa(talk) 22:21, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support in general, not just as a Bond reference. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • I have you now Mr. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • Reference to: "I have you now Mr. Bond!" a villainous clichè in the James Bond movies.



  • I never make bad jokes about my other deleted nonsense, 007
    1. Support Its the best one here, IMHO. --The1exile 20:27, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support -- thegreatloofa(talk) 22:22, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Speak now, or forever hold your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:20, 9 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes! Other Deleted Nonsense! - it spells BOND!
    • Reference to plummy-voiced trailer for Goldfinger (perhaps too esoteric)
    1. Oppose Only works as "Bad jokes and Other Nonsense Deleted (below), which makes too little sense even for BJAODN, unless I'm misinterpresting it (I didn't look to see what the original trailer was) Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • You Only Delete Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Twice
    • Reference to You Only Live Twice. By the way, this is a good candidate for the "Twice is always " maxim.
  • B. O. N. D.: Bad jokes, Other Nonsense Deleted.
    1. Oppose makes no sense, seems to have little reason to connect with Bond in the eyes of people looking at it (which may well be grounds for support) Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • A vodka Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Shaken, not stirred.
    • Reference to Bond's signature drink
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense never die.
    • A reference to Tomorrow Never Dies and perhaps "Rock n Roll will never die" in that Neil Young soung.

The Matrix[edit]

  • Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense Revolutions.
  • Never send a Bad Joke to do Other Deleted Nonsense's job
    • Reference to: Never send a human to do a machine's job.
    • SUPPORT
    1. Support Shane Smith 03:37, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
    1. Oppose The antecedent isn't very clear—the same line appears in that awful Hackers movie, even. Anville 12:23, 22 May 2005 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are a Disease
    • Reference to: "Humans are a disease"
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- Riffsyphon1024 00:35, Apr 18, 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support --Wareq 0156 31 May 2005 (wtf does UTC stand for again?)
    4. Oppose -- ref unclear. Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Why, oh why, didn't I take the Other Deleted Nonsense?
    • Reference to: "Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?"
      • NOTE: Originally proposed as: "Oh why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"
        • Shouldn't this be "Why oh why..." with one "oh"? -- Riffsyphon1024 18:06, Apr 11, 2005 (UTC)
          • I don't remember the exact quote... Feel free to change it. -- AllyUnion (talk) 23:43, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
            • Fixed with correct quote. Kevyn 03:35, 15 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    1. Support corrected quote. -- Riffsyphon1024 07:49, Apr 15, 2005 (UTC)
    2. Oppose -- too obscure and doesn't contain "Bad Jokes". Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Free your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "Free your mind"

Alternate version:

  • Free your Mind from Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • There are no Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "There is no spoon"

Alternate version:

  • There is no Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

Terminator[edit]

  • Hasta La Vista Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "Hasta La Vista Baby"

The Godfather[edit]

  • Keep your friends close, but your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense closer.
    • Reference to: "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer."
    • would Support Keep your Bad Jokes close, but your Other Deleted Nonsense closer
  • Keep your Bad Jokes close, but Other Deleted Nonsense closer. better?
  • We made him some Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense he couldn't refuse
    • Reference to ""We made him an offer he couldn't refuse."
    1. Support -- Elf | Talk 23:36, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Apocalypse Now[edit]

  • I watched a bad joke crawl along the edge of Deleted nonsense. That's my dream, it's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of deletion... and surviving.
  1. Support. Very creative. -Jetman123 00:46, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
  2. Oppose Yeah, but long! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • We train young Wikipedians to drop deleted nonsense on people. But the cabals won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their bad-jokes because it's obscene!
    1. Oppose too long Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • The Bad Jokes and Deleted nonsense.... The Bad Jokes and Deleted nonsense...
  • Oh man, the Deleted Nonsense piled up so fast in Vietnam you needed Bad Jokes to stay above it.
  • Everyone gets all the deleted nonsense he wants. I wanted a Bad Joke, and for my sins, they gave me one.
  • We use BadJoke-ner. My boys love it. It scares the hell outta' the deleted nonsense.
  • You smell that? Do you smell that? Bad Jokes, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of bad jokes in the morning.... Smells like ... Deleted Nonsense.
    1. Support a shorter version: "I love the smell of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in the morning" -- Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support shorter version as well. Daniel Case 17:37, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
  • There's bad jokes over there, there's bad jokes over there, and watch out- those goddamn deleted nonsenses bite, I'll tell ya.
  • I should have been a pair of Bad Jokes scuttling across pages of silent Deleted Nonsense...
  • Delete Bad Jokes and Other nonsense... with extreme prejudice.
  • I will not hurt or Delete you. Just give me back the bad jokes, Nonsense. It was a good bad joke- and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a bad joke you like.
  • Charging a man with Bad Jokes in this place was like Deleting Nonsense from Wikipedia...

Disney[edit]

Disney titles[edit]

  • Snow Bad Jokes and the Seven Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
  • Snow Other Deleted Nonsense and the Seven Bad Jokes
  1. Oppose. Too lame. --King of 22:05, 28 August 2005 (UTC)
  • Snow White and the Seven Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference: As above
    1. Support -- Elf | Talk 23:37, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Lizzie McBad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense

Disney quotes[edit]

  • "That's Wikipedia, Baddie, Jokie, Andie, Otherio, Deletedo, Nonsensical."
    • Reference to the naming of the Seven Dwarfs.
    1. Thanks,
      Luc "Somethingorother" French 19:35, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    1. Oppose What the bleep? Same as "Badjokula v. Deletednonsensenstein." Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

Disney songs[edit]

  • Zip-Ah-Dee-Bad-Jokes, Zip-Ah-Dee-leted-Nonsense
    • Reference to: "Zip-Ah-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-Ah-Dee-Ay"
    1. Support Shane Smith 03:40, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  • I can show you Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense; shining, shimmering, Deleted.
    • Reference to: "I can show you the world; shining, shimmering, splendid," from Aladdin.
    1. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support Shane Smith 19:27, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support Ric36 01:01, 30 May 2006 (UTC)


  • When you wish upon a Bad Joke, makes no difference what Other Deleted Nonsense you are
    • Reference to: "When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are..."
  • A Bad Joke is a wish Other Deleted Nonsense Makes
    • Reference to: "A dream is a wish your heart makes"
  • Can you feel the Bad Jokes tonight, the peace that Other Deleted Nonsense brings
    • Reference to: "Can you feel the love tonight, The peace the evening brings"
  • Bad Jokes-iney, Bad Jokes-iney, Bad Jokes-er-ee! Other Deleted Nonsense is as lucky can be"
    • Reference to: "Chim chiminey, Chim chiminey, Chim chim cher-ee! A sweep is as lucky, As lucky can be..."
  • Let's go Delete Other Nonsense, Up to the highest Bad Joke
    • Reference to: "Let's go fly a kite, Up to the highest height"
  • Tale as old as Bad Jokes, true as Other Deleted Nonsense can be
    • Reference to: "Tale as old as time, true as it can be"
  • Look at these Bad Jokes, isn't it neat, wouldn't you think my Other Deleted Nonsense's complete?
    • Reference to: "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat, wouldn't you think my collection's complete?"
  • Sha la la la la la la, don't be scared, go on and tell a Bad Joke, you gotta Delete Other Nonsense
    • Reference to: "sha la la la la la la, don't be scared, go on and turn your head, you gotta kiss the girl"
  • A Merryth Unhappy Bad Joke to You
    • Reference to: A Merryth Unhappy Birthday to You

Alternate version:

  • Badjokescalifragilisticexdeletednonsense
  1. Strong Support on Wheels! Flameviper12 17:55, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Alternate version:

  • SuperBadJokesfragilisticOtherDeletedNonsense
    1. Support any version. This is one instance where mangling the words actually makes sense. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense?

Show tunes (Broadway musicals, etc)[edit]

  • Springtime for Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "Springtime for Hilter and Germany", from the play/movie "The Producer". The full line is, "Springtime for Hilter and Germany... Deutschland is happy and gay..."
    1. Support <s|with change</s|<s|: "Springtime for Hitler and Germany; Winter for Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense"</s| Shane Smith 03:41, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      Thanks for providing the lyrics, Ally. I see that I misremembered it... Shane Smith 12:32, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 05:42, 21 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support --Townmouse 21:38, 13 July 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support. --EWS23 22:41, September 4, 2005 (UTC)
    5. Support -- PinkDeoxys 21:57, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
    6. Support -- Musical and funny. Grumpyyoungman01 09:46, 10 June 2006 (UTC)


  • I'm singing in the Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense
    • reference to "Singing in the Rain"
  • Bad Jokes... all alone in the Other Deleted Nonsense
    Subtitle: I can smile at when I existed... I had a page to myself... I remember the time I knew when I was an entry... Let the Bad Joke live again
    • Reference to: "Memory... All alone in the moonlight... I can smile at the old days... I was beautiful then... I remember the time I knew what happiness was... Let the memory live again"


  • Master of the Bad Jokes, quick to catch yer eye, never wants Other Deleted Nons* ense to pass him by
    • Reference to: "Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye, never wants a passerby to pass him by," from "Master of the House," a song from Les Misérables (musical)


  • The Trouble With Bad Jokes is How Do You Know When They're Deceased, Stick to Other Delete Nonsense
    • Reference to "The trouble to poet/Is how do you know it's/Deceased?/Stick to priest." from "Have A Little Priest", from Sweeney Todd (musical)
  • You are Bad Jokes going on Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: (You are) "Sixteen going on seventeen" from The Sound of Music.
    • Alternate: I am Bad Jokes going on Other Deleted Nonsense
  • How do you solve a problem like Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense?
    • Reference to: (How do you solve a problem like) "Maria" from The Sound of Music.
  • Bad Jokes on roses and whiskers on Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music.
  • The hills are alive with the sound of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "The Sound of Music" from The Sound of Music.
    1. Support -- Elf | Talk
    • Alternate: The hills are alive with Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
      • Support. Jacqui 07:04, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  • How do you solve a problem like BJAODN?
    • 'How do you solve a problem Like Maria?' Sound of Music.

Song references[edit]

  • Take me out to the Bad Jokes, take me out to the trash, buy me some Other Deleted Nonsense...
    • Reference to: Take me out to the ballgame
    • Subtitle: ... I don't care if I laugh all the way back
    1. Support if "the" is put in front of "bad jokes" --Mothperson 23:18, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      last line could also be - Why oh why do they keep coming back?
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 05:45, 21 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support --PinkDeoxys 11:55, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    4. Oppose-- I don't get it. Looks like only Americans will. Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes are being Deleted now, Deleted now, Deleted now
    • Reference to: London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
    • SUPPORT
      1. SupportUTSRelativity 21:06, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:12, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
      1. Oppose - two too many syllables in first part. If it were - nah, I can't figure out an alternate version at the moment --Mothperson 23:18, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
        Just making certain:
        Lon-don bridge is fall-ing down, fall-ing down, fall-ing down
        Bad jokes are being de-le-ted now, de-le-ted now, de-le-ted now
        So... slightly off. I suppose you could change it to: Bad jokes are Deleted now, Deleted now, Deleted now... --AllyUnion (talk) 11:36, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
      2. Oppose -- I didn't get the reference by reading the title. Elf | Talk 23:44, 1 March 2006 (UTC)


  • This Bad Joke is my Other Deleted Nonsense, this Bad Joke is your Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "This land is my land, this land is your land..." - "This Land"
    1. Thanks,
      Luc "Somethingorother" French 19:35, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)


  • Stairway to Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    1. Support. It's a clear reference, and it fits the BJAODN scheme perfectly. Cherry Cotton 12:24, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support -- PinkDeoxys 17:52, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Oppose. Quit bastardizing a rock classic. --Arm 02:52, 2 November 2005 (UTC)





  • Bad Jokes in the Sky with Other Deleted Nonsense
    • same


  • I'm singing Bad Jokes, just singing Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain" - Gene Kelly


  • Bad Jokes. Other Deleted Nonsense. Make it simple to last your supply of coke.
    • Reference to: "Sing. Sing a song. Make it simple to last your whole life long." (Sing a song - The Carpenters)
    1. Oppose what's with the reference to "coke?" Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Somebody once told me the Wikipedia is gonna delete me, I ain't the Baddest Joke in the shed"
    • Reference to: "Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed" - "All Star" by Smash Mouth
    1. Support.Rentastrawberry 05:25, Jun 24, 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support --PinkDeoxys 11:54, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:25, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    4. Oppose, probably too obscure at this point Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Every morning I wake up to my girlfriend's four Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense bed
    • Reference to: "Every morning I wake up to my girlfiend's four post bed" from "Every morning" - Sugar Ray
    1. Oppose, probably too obscure at this point Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)



  • The Bad Jokes are coming, the Bad Jokes are coming, the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are coming over there
  • Support --Arm 02:52, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
    1. 'Support --AllyUnion (talk) 11:36, 17 May 2006 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes sing this song, do-da, do-da, Other Deleted Nonsense more than five pages long, oh-do-da-ay
    • Reference to: Campdown races sing this song, do-da, do-da, campdown races five miles long, oh-do-da-ay; Song: Campdown races


  • The itsy bitsy Bad Joke went up the Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout; Song: Itsy Bitsy Spider
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:25, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. 'Support --AllyUnion (talk) 11:36, 17 May 2006 (UTC)


  • Happy Bad Joke to you, happy Other Deleted Nonsense to you, happy Wikipedia Deleted Day, happy Bad Joke to You
    1. Support --PinkDeoxys 11:54, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:25, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. Oppose Ugh! Too long - people, think: would you really want this to be the title of a page and on the list on the front page of BJAODN? Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)



  • I'm so Bad, too Bad I'm Deleted. I'm so Joke too Bad I'm just the Other Nonsense
    1. Oppose Ugh! Too obscure - people, think: would you really want this to be the title of a page and on the list on the front page of BJAODN? Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)



  • My Bad Jokes tis of thee, sweet land of Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: My Country, 'Tis of Thee
    • NOTE: Originally proposed as "My Bad Jokes tis for thee, sweet land of Deleted Nonsense"
      • Feel free to correct reletive to the American patriotic song.
        • I did. Kevyn 02:44, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:25, 9 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Oh, Joke so very Bad, by the Other Deleted Nonsense...
    • Reference to: "Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light..." - Star-Spangled banner, US National Anthem
    • Subtitle: What so proudly we hailed at the Wikipedia last writing?



  • Bad Jokes we have heard on high, sweetly singing Other Deleted Nonsense...
    • Reference to: Angels We Have Heard On High
    • Actual lyrics: Angels we have heard on high; Sweetly singing o’er the plains...


  • Rockin' around the Bad Joke Tree, Have a Happy Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: Rockin' around the Christmas Tree.
    • Actual lyrics: Rockin' around the Christmas Tree, Have a Happy Holiday


  • Swing low, bad joke-iot, Coming for to Deleted Other Nonsense
    • Reference to: Swing low, Sweet Chariot
    • Actual lyrics: Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home


  • Yankee bad jokes, keep it up, Yankee other deleted nonsense...


  • Let me call you Bad Jokes, I'm Deleting Other Nonsense...
    • Reference to: Let me call you sweetheart


  • Should auld Bad Jokes be forgot, And never brought to mind?
    • Subtitle: Should auld other deleted nonsense be forgot, And days of auld lang syne?
    • Reference to: Auld Lang Syne
    1. Support --PinkDeoxys 11:52, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:25, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. 'Support --AllyUnion (talk) 11:36, 17 May 2006 (UTC)


  • Oh when the Bad Jokes go marching in, I want to be Other Deleted Nonsense...
    • Actual lyrics: Oh when the saints go marching in, I want to be in that number...
    • Reference to: When the Saints Go Marching In
    1. Support --Arm 02:52, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
    2. 'Support --AllyUnion (talk) 11:36, 17 May 2006 (UTC)


  • You are my Bad Joke, my only Bad Joke, you make me happy when Other Nonsense is Deleted
    • Reference to: "You are my sunshine" - Jimmie Davis.
    1. Support --PinkDeoxys 11:52, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:25, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    3. 'Support --AllyUnion (talk) 11:36, 17 May 2006 (UTC)


  • Somewhere over the Bad Jokes, way up high, there's Other Deleted Nonsense that I heard of, once in a lullaby
    • Reference to: "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" - Judy Garland


  • Rudolph the Bad Joke and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to: "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
    1. Oppose --PinkDeoxys 11:53, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)


  • I'm dreaming of a white Bad Joke, just like Other Deleted Nonsense I used to know
    • Reference to: White Christmas




  • Oh I come from Alabama with a BJAODN on my knee
    1. Strong support. It's hilarious with "BJAODN" replacing "banjo" (almost an Anagram). 129.98.212.76 02:21, 28 September 2006 (UTC)


  • Don't You Want Bad Jokes And Other Nonsense to Delete


  • Don't You Need Bad Jokes And Other Nonsense to Delete


  • You're Gonna Delete Bad Jokes And Other Nonsense to Delete


  • You'd Better Find Bad Jokes And Other Nonsense to Delete


  • Journey to the Center of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense



  • Trapped In The Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense
    • parodizing title of R. Kellys "Trapped In The Closet".


  • "If dreams are like Bad Jokes, then memories are films about Deleted Nonsense", or...


  • "If dreams are like Bad Jokes, then memories are Other Deleted Nonsense"



  • Attack of the Bad Jokes From an Other Deleted Nonsense Near Mars
    • Reference to "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars"



  • Bad jokes and other Nonsense! Delete it good!
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:25, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support -- although I find the song annoyng at times. --AllyUnion (talk) 11:36, 17 May 2006 (UTC)


  • Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my Bad Jokes and other Deleted Nonsense?
    • Reference to: Paperback Writer (Beatles)
    • Actual lyrics: Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
    • Subtitle: It took me years to write, will you take a look?


  • Hey, you've got to hide your Bad Jokes and other Deleted Nonsense away!
    • Reference to: You've got to Hide your Love Away (Beatles)
    • Actual lyrics: Hey, you've got to hide your love away!


  • Take me down to the paradise city, where the Jokes are Bad and the Other Nonsense is Deleted.
    • Reference to: Paradise City (Guns & Roses)
    • Actual lyrics: Take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
  • All we need is bad jokes, with power and might, deleting the prophets of other nonsense
    • Reference to: Hard Rock Hallelujah by Lordi
    • Original lyrics (web site]): All we need is lightning, With power and might, Striking down the prophets of false
  • Some people call me the Space Cowboy / Some people call me the Gangster of Love / Some people call Maurice / Cause I speak of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense of Love

The Simpsons[edit]

  • It was the best of Bad Jokes, it was the blurst of Other Deleted Nonsense?! Stupid monkey.
    1. Oppose reference overwhelms title too much. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense? I'm sorry, but this gets my lowest rating ever: 8 thumbs up.
    • Reference to: "This gets my lowest rating ever: Seven thumbs up." a Homer Simpson quote about Marge's pork chops from The Simpsons
  • In America, first you get the Bad Jokes, then you get the Other Deleted Nonsense, then you get the women...
    • Reference to: "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." a Homer Simpson quote from The Simpsons
    1. Strong support.--Fallout boy 21:35, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support.-- danntm T C 20:30, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support.--Homer said this à la Al Pacino in Scarface--Greasysteve13 10:11, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
  • What are you going to do? Release the Bad Jokes? Or the Other Deleted Nonsense? Or the Bad Jokes with Deleted Nonsense in their mouth?
    • Reference to: "What are you going to do? Released the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?" a Homer Simpson quote from The Simpsons
    • Alternate version, probably too long:
    • What are you going to do? Release the Bad Jokes? Or the Other Deleted Nonsense? Or the Bad Jokes with Other Deleted Nonsense in their mouth, and when they bark they shoot Deleted Nonsense at you?
    1. Support --Arm 04:22, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support- Either. --Maru (talk) Contribs 22:03, 17 November 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support Hilarious reference. Dbtfz 06:30, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support I have inserted the word "Other" into "deleted nonsense"
    5. Support --Deathphoenix ʕ 16:21, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
    6. Support This is a classic reference.-- danntm T C 20:30, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Dear Lord, I offer you these Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense...if you would like me to Delete them for you, give me no sign whatsoever...
    • Paraphrased reference from "Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy will be done (munch munch munch)" a Homer Simpson quote from The Simpsons
  • I, for one, welcome our new Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense overlords.
  • Support
    1. Support. --EWS23 | (Leave me a message!) 03:09, 26 October 2005 (UTC)
    2. Extremely Yellow and Three-Fingered Support. I vote for all of the above! --Maru (talk) Contribs 05:59, 26 October 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support --Deathphoenix ʕ 16:21, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
    4. Support first version.-- danntm T C 20:30, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
    5. Alternate: I for one, welcome our bad jokes and other deleted nonsense. --Arm 04:22, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
      1. Oppose. Omits the crucial overlord bit. --Maru (talk) Contribs 22:03, 17 November 2005 (UTC)
  • I will not say "Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense" just to get applause.
    • Reference to Bart's blackboard saying 'I will not say "America" just to get applause.'
    1. Support --Jamdav86 17:31, 17 November 2005 (UTC)
  • Perhaps this can provide faster Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Comic Book Guy
  • I Find Your Bad Jokes Intriguing And Would Like To Subscribe To Your Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Homer Simpson ("I find your ideas intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newletter.")
    1. Yellow, Three-fingered Support. --maru (talk) Contribs 23:28, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support--Melaen 13:03, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support-- danntm T C 20:30, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
  • We're Bad! We're Jokes! We Don't Want Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • Homer Simpson leading the "We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!" chant at the protest march.
  • Me Fail Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense? That's Unpossible.
    • Ralph Wiggum "Me fail English? That's Unpossible"
    1. Support-- Grumpyyoungman01
  • Worst... Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense... Ever!
    • Reference to the Comic Book Guy's "Worst... Episode... Ever!"

Internet memes[edit]

  • I want these Bad Jokes off my Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • Alternative: Other Deleted Nonsense on a Bad Joke
      • Referance to "Snakes on a Plane"
    1. Support first version I'm afraid nobody will get the 2nd. -- ~PinkDeoxys~ 17:08, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
  • www.badjokesandotherdeletednonsense.com
    • Reference to the dot com boom/bust.
      • Works as reference to www.nevergetoveryou too
    1. SupportUTSRelativity 21:15, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:18, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support King of Hearts | (talk) 20:21, May 1, 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:39, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    5. Support -- PinkDeoxys 21:08, 9 March 2006 (UTC)



  • Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense Shitting Bear
    1. Support: if page number is prime (yes, I am very sad). --Neo 21:37, 26 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    1. Oppose Inappropriate indeed.


  • Bonjours and Other Deleted Nonsense, Monsieur
    • Reference to: Bonjour, Monsieur
    1. support Melaen 19:49, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)


  • I've seen Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, I've seen them with my eyes
    • Reference to: I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes
    1. support Melaen 19:49, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support on Wheels!


  • Goatse.badjokesandotherdeletednonsense
    1. Support Shane Smith 19:55, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)


  • Try Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense FREE for 60 days!!!
    • Reference to free trials like AOL, etc.
    1. Support Shane Smith 15:40, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support -- 21:30, 20 May 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support on Wheels!


  • If you don't forward these Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense to at least ten people, you will be Deleted!!
    1. Support King of Hearts | (talk) 20:21, May 1, 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support Daniel Case 05:25, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support on Wheels!


  • Badger Badger Badgers and Other Deleted Mushrooms
    • Reference to: Badger Badger Badger
    • Hmm. How about "Bad Jokes Bad Jokes Bad Jokes Mushroom!" ? -- Ferkelparade π 10:09, 15 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      1. Support this one. Shane Smith 15:40, 2 May 2005 (UTC)
    • How about... "Bad Jokes Bad Jokes Bad Jokes Nonsense Nonsense" -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:18, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      1. I support that one made me lol out loud --Krackpipe 21:13, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
      2. Support AllyUnion's suggestion - I just came here to suggest that exact same thing! — sjorford++ 19:47, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
    1. Support on Wheels!


  • Dear Sir,
    I am Dr. Mrs. Mariam Abacha, wife to the late Nigerian Head of state, General Sani Abacha who died on the 8th of June 1998 while still on active service for our Country.
    I am contacting you with the hope that you will be of great assistance to me, I currently have within my reach the sum of 30 million U.S Bad Jokes which I intend to use for investment purposes. This money came as a result of a payback contract deal between my husband and a Russian firm in our country's multi-billion dollar Ajaokuta Deleted Nonsense plant. The Russian partners returned my husbands share being the above sum after his death.
    • SUPPORT
      1. <s|Support if the title is something like "A piece of BJAODN Spam" -- AllyUnion (talk) 09:18, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)<s|
        Support as subtitle. -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:06, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)
        Also support to move it off to a BJAODN page. -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:07, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)
      2. Support doesn't have to be the title, but could appear on the page as a subtitle... Shane Smith 03:03, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
      1. Oppose Waaaay too long for either a title or subtitle. Kevyn 00:52, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)



  • Bad Jokes and Other Baleeted Nonsense
    • Reference to Homestarrunner


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Comics
    1. Just because I like Zelda Comic PinkDeoxys 15:15, 20 Dec 2005 (UTC)


  • I Am Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.



  • Excuse of the day: Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • Netcraf confirms it: *BJAODN is dying
    • Reference to the famous Slashdot troll
  • Support.--Mm35173 18:55, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
    1. Oppose Tell me it isn't true! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Why's it called a Bad Joke? It looks more like Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Referance to Red vs Blue's Puma Joke.
  • You're the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, Now, Dog!
  • "It's a Bad Joke flail!" "The dead bad joke gives you nonsense and you DELETE!"
    • VG Cats "It's a rat-flail!" "The dead rat gives you the plague and you DIE!"



Weebl[edit]

  • Everyone loves Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support Why don't we have this already? Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Where can you see Bad Jokes? Only in Wiki
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense? Only in Kenya
    • References to: Where can you see lions? Only in Kenya
    1. Support --The Little Voice Inside Your Head 15:06, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    1. Oppose Not enough change to basic BJAODN. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

Homestar Runner[edit]

  • Don't Forget To Experience the Fury of... Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Reference to Strong Bad email "theme park" ("Dont forget to experience the fury of... our gift shop.")
    1. Support Thanks,
      Luc "Somethingorother" French 28 June 2005 04:21 (UTC)
    2. Support -- PinkDeoxys 02:37, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
  • The Bad Jokes were delish, and they made quite a dish.
Reference to radio.
  • YOUR BAD JOKE AND OTHER DELETED NONSENSE A SPLODE
    • Reference to: "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE"
  1. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 17:57, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  2. YOUR SUPPORT A SPLODE -- PinkDeoxys 02:37, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
  3. YOUR SUPPORT ON WHEELS A SPLODE CameoAppearance 17:56, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
  4. j00r 5upp0r7 0n wh33|z0rz 4 5p|0d3 . . . 1|\| L337! --SpecOp Macavity 21:09, 19 June 2006 (UTC)


  • Every bad joke is different. No two bad jokes and other deleted nonsense are not on fire.
    • Reference to: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.", from the Kids' Book email
  • I Gotta Level with Ya, Those Are the Worst Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense I Ever Heard.
    • Another reference to "theme park" ("I gotta level with ya, Strong Bad. That was the worst $3,000 I ever spent.)
    1. Support -- PinkDeoxys 02:37, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Do You Take Your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Off Before You Go to Bed?
    • Reference to Strong Bad email "some kinda robot" ("Dear Strong Bad, do you take your mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed?")
  • THE BAD JOKES AND OTHER DELETED NONSENSE ARE OVER!!!
    • Reference to "Bug in Mouth Disease" (THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!)
    1. Oppose Is this the end of BJAODN? Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Reference to the special page "Where the Crap are We?"
    1. Support -- PinkDeoxys 02:37, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
  • And the Bad Jokes Come in the NIIIIIIGGGGHHTTTTT!!!!!
    • reference to "And the Dragon comes in the Niiiiighhhtttt!!!"
  • You've got Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to "You've got mail"
How is that a Homestar reference? Gnome of Fury 00:05, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
    1. Wrong section or not, Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Dear Strong Bad, how do type with Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense on?
  • Alternate version: How Do You Delete Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense with Boxing Gloves On?
    1. Support alternate version -- PinkDeoxys 02:37, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support alternate version -- Grumpyyoungman01 09:39, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

A slew of Homsar quotes:

  • I'm a Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense from the 60's!
  • Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
  • Oh no! You shanked my Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
  • I blew it man! I lose my Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • Not quite sure what that's from.
  • I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense today!
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense for president, please!

Okay, see if you like any of these, and I'll get back to you soon. Gnome of Fury 00:05, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

  • Let's Get Ready To Look So Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • A reference to Teen Girl Squad.
    1. Support on Wheels!
  • Bad Jokes And Other BALEETED Nonsense!!

Programming[edit]

  • Lbl BJAODN
    • This is a reference to TI-BASIC, but the subtitle is what actually makes it funny, although it's kind of long.

Subtitle:

:ClrHome
:Prompt X
:If X=BAD JOKE
:Then
:Delvar X
:Disp "BAD JOKE"
:Pause
:Goto BJAODN
:Else
:Goto A
:Lbl A
:If X=OTHER NONSENSE
:Then
:Delvar X
:Disp "NONSENSE DELETED"
:Pause
:Goto BJAODN
:Else
:Disp "QUALITY ARTICLE"
:Pause
:Goto BJAODN

Misc[edit]

  • Onq Wbxrf naq Bgure Qryrgrq Abafrafr
    • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense encoded in ROT13

IMMA CHARGIN MAH BAD JOKES AND OTHER DELETED NONSENSE!

    • Subtitle: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!" or "SHOOP DELETE WHOOP!"
      • erived from 4chan internet meme "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER".

Simply Bad Jokes[edit]

How many bad jokes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?[edit]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bad Jokes. Bad Jokes who? Bad Jokes and other Deleted Nonsense of course![edit]

(See, it's a knock knock joke... get it?)

I Pity The Fool Who Doesn't Take These Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Savings and Loan[edit]

    1. Support. Kevyn 22:38, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. SupportABCD 01:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 23:46, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    4. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:41, 9 March 2006 (UTC)


101 Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (or 1001 in binary)[edit]

    1. Oppose unless we can ensure we will have exactly 101 items on that page. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


Way too many Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

    1. Support. Kevyn 22:38, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support --Mothperson 23:48, 20 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense for sale[edit]


A Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense repository[edit]

    1. Support. Kevyn 22:38, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support --PinkDeoxys 12:06, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

Very Bad Jokes and really nonsensical Nonsenses that were really Deleted[edit]

    1. Support Melaen 19:53, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)


Undeleted Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is here to stay[edit]

    1. Support. - Melaen 23:07, 21 Mar 2005 (UTC)


Nonsense? What Bad Jokes and Other Deleted nonsense?[edit]


Bad Jokes or Deleted Nonsense: too close to call[edit]

I Can't Believe it's not Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

Hit me with your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense stick[edit]

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense for all[edit]

    1. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


It rains Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense here[edit]

Aah! Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense![edit]

Mostly Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

Overflowing with Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

    1. Support Accurately describes the state of BJAODN Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


Overrun with Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

    1. Support Accurately describes the state of BJAODN Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


All-new Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

    1. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


No! I can't take any more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense![edit]

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense that will make your hair curl[edit]

    • Subtitle: "But my hair's already curly"


Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: other Gobbledygook[edit]

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Cambrian Explosion - The Good Years[edit]

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: Surviving the Permian Extinction - Another Look[edit]

Webster's Third New International Dictionary of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, Unabridged[edit]

Bizzle Jizzles and Other Delizzle Nizzle (a reference to s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g[edit]

Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Penguins' Plot for World Domination[edit]

Take my Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense... please![edit]

    1. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

George Bush Doesn't Care About Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense![edit]

Word Play[edit]

  • BAODJN on a BANJO tune



Wtf, mates?

      1. Oppose. Wish I could support this very clever idea, but on my crappy computer, half the characters don't show up, and if it doesn't work on mine, it probably won't work on others. -- Kevyn (talk) 05:41, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
        Clever Idea? Maybe, but it just reminds me of another immature IRC habit L1|<3 | 33+. --Neo 19:57, Apr 22, 2005 (UTC)
      2. Conditional oppose I'll take it if technical limitations don't prevent this title from being used by the time it comes around. —Mulad (talk) 00:58, May 29, 2005 (UTC)


  • Used smokes and other depleted incense
    1. Support (just got it!) Neo 20:02, Apr 10, 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support Shane Smith 04:06, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)


  • "Do end reasonableness then", joked Ted
    • Anagram of "Bad jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense"
    1. Support Shane Smith 20:07, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. Heh, heh, heh. αγδεε (ε τ c) 01:05, 4 September 2005 (UTC)
    3. Support on Wheels! said Flip Merav 21. Flameviper12 18:50, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    1. Oppose. I like it, but the title shouldn't need explaining, and anagrams always need pointing out (unless you happen to be a genius at them). Hairy Dude 10:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose as above. No anagrams. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Old Monks and Other Enlightened Gnostics
    1. Support Shane Smith 20:07, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)


  • [email protected] Jokes and Other Deleted eNonsense
    • Reference to the riduculous habit of companies putting an 'e' before something or and @ sign so that they can then immidiately become rich from those 'internets'.
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:50, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    1. Oppose too subtle. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • Mad Yokes and Other Belated Incense
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:50, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: Worse Jokes and even more Deleted Nonsense


  • Bad Jokes (no deleted nonsense)
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:50, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Deleted Jokes and Bad Nonsense
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:50, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Jade's bok and other ded leet nonsense
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:50, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bakes and Other Delesense - a portmanteau

Alternate version:

  • Bakes and Otelesence
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:50, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Joke and Other Deleted Nonsenses


  • Badie Jokies and Othera Dele-ted Nonsenses


  • Bald Monks and Heated Incence
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:50, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bill Evokes Other Fellated Presidents
    • you folks should be able to figure that one out on your own...

Alternate version:

  • Breaking News from DRUDGE: Monica Chokes on Other Fellated Presidents!
    1. Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:50, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    1. Oppose where's BJAODN? No anagrams, if that's what it is... Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Deficient Facetiousness and Additional Expunged Ridiculousness
    1. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:50, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Bäd Jökës änd Öthër Dëlëtëd Hëävy Mëtäl Ümläüts

Alternate version:

  • Bäd Jökës änd Öthër Dëlëtëd Ümläüts
  1. Support. Bäd Jökës änd Öthër Dëlëtëd Hëävy Mëtäl Ümläüts is a bit too long, and needlessly references heavy metal umlauts. Bäd Jökës änd Öthër Dëlëtëd Ümläüts is short, sweet, and wordplaid. Flameviper12 17:49, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Dad Jokes and Brother Deleted Nonsense
  • Sad jokes and other depressed nonsenses.
  • Adbay Okesjay anday otheray Eletedday Onsensenay


  • Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nunsense
  • Bad Jeoks And Oehtr Dleeetd Nnossene
  • "Mimsy Jokes and Frabjous Snickered Nonsense"
    • Reference to Jabberwockyl; Mimsy evokes flimsy and miserable, Frabjous is something like delightful, and Snicker is related to cutting or chopping.
  1. Support.--ragesoss 06:55, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

The Pizza Series (and other commercial ventures)[edit]

  • New! Double-stuffed Badjokesandotherdeletednonsense with Extra Cheese!
  • And For Just $3 More, You Can Make Yours a BJAODN Pizza!
    • Reference to old Domino's promotion
  • BJAODN Napolitana


  • BJAODN ai quattro formaggi


  • BJAODN Meat Lover's Special


  • BJAODN Veggie Combo


  • BJAODN Hawaiian-Style


  • BJAODN Asian Thai Chicken


  • BJAODN Wholewheat Eggplant Primavera


  • BJAODN ally Union with Extra Garlic!


  • Read Two Bad Jokes, Get Other Deleted Nonsense for Free!
    • Support MicroFeet 07:00, 10 August 2005 (UTC)


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense - Subscribe Now! Why Pay Newsstand Prices?


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Warehouse Sale - EVERYTHING MUST GO!


  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense - All You Can Key Special


  • Bad Jokes - Other Deleted Nonsense - AOL - Time - Warner


  • Bad Jokes in 30 minutes or less, or your Other Deleted Nonsense is free!
    • Reference to old Domino's promotion
    1. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)


  • A Queen's bad joke with a Baron of deleted nonsenses.
    • (Very private joke for those who know the Taverne Massena in Nice.)
    • Oppose: Too obscure. BJAODN title humour should meet the same standard as articles with respect to relevance to many people, IMO. <s|Seahen</s|NeonMerlin 01:40, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense - A subsidary of Microsoft
    • (Joke as in it was bought by Microsoft)


  • All the Bad Jokes you can eat for just Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • OR All the Other Deleted Nonsense you can eat for just Bad Jokes!
      • (Play on the all you can eat thing)


  • And Other Delted Nonsense seats are still only five Bad Jokes!
    • (Play on the 'And kids seats are still only 5 bucks' Monster Truck ads)


  • Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Come see Bad Jokes jump Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • (Monster Truck ad again!)
  • Silly Rabbit! Bad Jokes are for Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • Reference to classic Trix commercials.
  • Bad Jokes: now with 33% more Deleted Nonsense than the leading brand!
    • The only title recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists!
  • Free Bad Jokes inside specially marked boxes of Deleted Nonsense!
    • The other only title recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists!

Time Cube[edit]

  • FOUR simultaneous BAD JOKES within a single DELETED NONSENSE
    1. Support the Time cube reference. – ClockworkSoul 20:23, 27 December 2005 (UTC)
    2. SUPPORT is your father and your mother is a whore. CameoAppearance 18:06, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
    3. Support! Until word is cornered, all math is fiction. 218.167.182.56 11:00, 8 January 2006 (UTC)
    4. I Support this very clever reference the tizzle cizzle
    5. Support and move up to top Ashibaka tock 16:36, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Radio[edit]

  • Who knows...what Bad Jokes...lurk in the hearts of men? The Deleted Nonsense knows...
  • SUPPORT
    1. Support --Pharos 06:49, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support. Even if no-one gets it, they should. --maru (talk) contribs 23:42, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
    3. Should probably change to "Who knows what Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense lurk in the hearts of men? The Wikipedia knows..." Ashibaka tock 16:38, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • From Bad Jokes in Washington, I'm Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Reference to "From NPR News in Washington, I'm (Anchor Name Here)." at the beginning of the hourly newscasts
  • We'll be right back after these Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
    • Reference to: We'll be right back after these commercial messages

Uncategorized[edit]

  • You could be out doing something with your life, but instead you're looking at Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • A rolling Bad Joke Deletes no Other Nonsense
Reference to A rolling stone gathers no moss
  • Paul is Bad Joke or Other Deleted Nonsense
Referende to Paul is Dead
  • Because a bad joke or other nonsense is a terrible thing to delete.
Reference to: United Negro College Fund slogan "Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste."
  1. Nominate and support--HereToHelp (talkcontribs) 15:13, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  2. Support It's funny 'cuz it's true WhosUrDaddy 15:43, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
  • The love life of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Oppose, what's the reference? --Idont Havaname 22:08, 15 August 2005 (UTC)
    2. I don't care what the reference is, Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Murphy' BJAODN Law: if you erase Bad Jokes, more to-be Deleted Nonsense will appear
    1. Support --Arm 02:38, 2 November 2005 (UTC)


  • BJAODNmon, a Pokémon that posts Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • SUPPORT
      1. This one actually made me laugh out loud, so I am going to have to Support it. Kevyn 21:56, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      2. Support -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      3. <s|Support -- PinkDeoxys (talk) 01:15, 10 April 2005 (UTC)
      4. <s|Conditional support only if Pokémon is replaced with Digimon (Digimon have names ending with -mon, not Pokémon) —UTSRelativity 21:27, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)</s|
        I prefer the version with Pokémon. It's more recognizable to people who are only casually familiar with Pokémon, even if it isn't exactly factually accurate. My vote stands for the candidate as it currently appears. If you feel strongly enough against it, add a new one to be voted on, and let democracy decide which one is funnier. Kevyn 03:44, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
        How about BJAODNasaur? Or BJAODNachu? -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:18, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)
        Support if modifiedUTSRelativity 20:54, 19 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    1. 'Support if it is changed to "BJAODNmon:" - shades of my misspent youth. --Maru (talk) Contribs 04:46, 16 November 2005 (UTC)
    • OPPOSE
      1. <s|Oppose, not factually accurate —UTSRelativity 15:53, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)</s|

Alternate version:

  • BJAODNmon, a Digimon formed from deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense
    • Consistent with naming for Digimon and has some precedent in the canon
  • Support any of the above. --Celestianpower hab 22:43, 13 August 2005 (UTC)
    1. Oppose any version, too bizzare. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Oppose -- ~PinkDeoxys~ 01:54, 22 August 2006 (UTC)


  • -... .--- .- --- -.. -.
    1. Who on earth would get this? Much less find it funny? --Maru (talk) Contribs 04:46, 16 November 2005 (UTC)
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: THE VIDEOGAME
    1. SupportUTSRelativity 22:02, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support MicroFeet 07:05, 10 August 2005 (UTC)


  • License Vanity Plate Number: BJAODN
    1. SupportUTSRelativity 22:02, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Cont[edit]

  • Hail Bad Jokes and other deleted nonsense
  • The bastard prince of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • King Bad Jokes Chewed Other Deleted Nonsense Soup
    • Reference to: King Philip Chewed Old Fish Gut Soup, a grade-school mnemonic for the order of classification
  • Quantum mechanical Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense collorary
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense theorem
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense addedum
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense lemma
  • Law of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • Theory of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense postulate
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense conjecture
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense axiom
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: For External Use Only
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Titles That People Opposed
  • Alternatively:
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Titles That Mothperson Opposed
    1. <del|Oppose</del| I mean SUPPORT! --Mothperson 12:05, 25 May 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support --PinkDeoxys 19:54, 20 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Cont Cont[edit]

  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Titles That People Supported
  • Alternatively:
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Titles That Mothperson Didn't Oppose
    1. Support but there can't be that many --Mothperson 12:05, 25 May 2005 (UTC)
  • <strike|Another BJAODN title that User:Mothperson will probably vote against</strike|
    • oops, see above
  • A Bad Joke A Day Keeps the Other Deleted Nonsense Away
  • I'm A Bad Joke, Baby, So Why Don't You Delete Me?
  1. Support: Double Barrel Buckshot. Karmafist 03:49, 25 August 2005 (UTC)


  • You Don't Know The History Of Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense, I Do
    • reference to Tom Cruise's remark about psychiatry on the Today show
    1. Support. And I can tell you, it's ugly. Really ugly. --Maru (talk) Contribs 04:46, 16 November 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support. Jacqui 04:53, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
  • When This Baby Hits 88 MPH, You're Gonna See Some Serious Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense
    1. Support - nice one! Redge(Talk) 19:58, 29 September 2005 (UTC)
  • Willy Wonka and the Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense Factory
    1. Support -- PinkDeoxys 21:21, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support Wikipedia is a BJAODN factory, isn't it? Or should it be Jimbo Wales and the BJAODN factory? Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • No BJAODN Please, We're Wikipedians
    1. support. Thryduulf 17:02, 8 September 2005 (UTC)
    1. Oppose But we love BJAODN! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • My friend went to London, and all I got was these Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • reference to t-shirts one can buy as souvenirs in London
  • Keep Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense out of the reach of children
    1. Support How true. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • With my Bad Jokes and your Deleted Nonsense, we'll make an excellent team.
  • Roger That, Let's Delete Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Like Hell!
  • Bad Jokes! In! The Other Deleted Nonsense!
    • Some more Half-Life quotes: "Roger that, let's run like hell!" (Barney) and "Fire! In! The Hole!" (HECU troopers)

Cont Cont Cont[edit]

  • Sleep well, and dream of bad jokes and other deleted nonsense
  • "Oh yeah? You and whose Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense?"
    • popular phrase: "You and whose army?". Also the name of a Radiohead song.
  • "Other Nonsense expects that every man will delete his Bad Jokes"
    • England expects ...
    • Alternate version: "Wikipedia expects that every Bad Joke will delete his Other Nonsense"
  • I've got Bad Jokes and a three-day Other Deleted Nonsense.
  • Don't Drink And Drive - You Might Hit A Bad Joke And Spill Your Other Deleted Nonsense
  • Come To the Bad Jokes, We Have Other Deleted Nonsense
    • Reference to "Come to the dark side, we have cookies."
  • The place for Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense that is safe from amins and the horrible fate of deletion.
    1. Support Pretty much describes all of BJAODN. Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
  • If You Had A Bad Joke, and I Gave You Some Other Deleted Nonsense...
    1. Support. --D-Day 16:42, 21 December 2005 (UTC)
    2. Support --PinkDeoxys 15:18, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Bad Jocks and Other Elated Nincompoops
    1. Oppose What the heck is this supposed to mean? --D-Day 22:37, 22 December 2005 (UTC)


  • You Found The Book Of Mudora! You Can Use It To Read The Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense Of Wikipedia!
    • Reference to The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
  • Absolutely Positively Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  • You mom's so stupid she deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense!
    1. Conditional Support- As long as it is changed to "Yo momma's so stupid". FireSpike 21:07, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • O Nonsense! Nonsense! Wherefore art thou Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense?
    1. Strong Support on Wheels! - Flameviper12 18:53, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
  • But soft! What Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense through yonder window breaks?
  • Yog-Sothoth knows Bad Jokes. Yog-Sothoth is Deleted Nonsense. Yog-Sothoth is the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
  • It's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense my Dear Watson
    1. Support Brilliant! Morgan Wick 06:22, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support
  • "You want Bad Jokes?" / "I want the Other Deleted Nonsense!" / "You can't handle the Other Deleted Nonsense!"
    1. Support --Knucmo2 13:25, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Don't mention the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.
    • Reference: Fawlty Towers - the Germans episode ("Don't mention the war...").
    1. Strong support! "Will you stop talking about the war?!" ~Inkiиgtøn (oi!ë) 23:37, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • "But My Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense Hurt Real Bad!"
  • "Go directly to jail. Do not pass bad jokes. Do not collect other deleted nonsense."
  • "FREAKEN BAD JOKES! YOU OTHER DELETED NONSENSE!"
  • "Source Supported Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense from the Scholarly Literature"
    • User:Nrcprm2026's original name for the 44th page of BJAODN (the name he eventually gave it wasn't the name it should have received either, but that's neither here nor there). Personally, I don't get the reference (his only explanation was "Irreverent reference"); any help from someone who does? Morgan Wick 06:41, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
  • "It wasn't the planes, it was Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense that killed the beast"

Reference to the famous line from King Kong

  • "This summer, triple the Bad jokes, double the action and quadruple the Other deleted nonsens"

From the flickeringbox.

  • "Why did the chicken vandalize the road? To get into Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!"
    • A play on the well-known joke, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side".
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in bed.
Someday, my Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense will come. --Mother Superior 01:37, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
  • "We decide which Bad Jokes come to this country and the Other Deleted Nonsense in which they come."
    • Reference to Australian Prime Minister John Howard's quote: "We decide who comes to this country and the manner in which they come" In regards to asylum seekers/illegal immigrants coming to Australia in leaky Indonesian fishing vessels during the 2001 election campaign.
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in your pants.
  • I Merely Created the Sockpuppets as a Last Minute Bad Joke to Get Their Attention and Other Deleted Nonsense
    • From the excuse offered by a blocked user who used a sockpuppet to start a hostile RfC against the blocking admin

Continues Indefinitely[edit]

  • BadJ okesan dOt herD elete dNons ense
  • Bad Jokes and his trusty sidekick Other Deleted Nonsense
  • WANTED: Bad Jokes REWARD: OTher Deleted Nonsense
  • Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: THE MOVIE

The Fellowship of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

A play on The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring


Copy, Gold Leader Lock Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense In Attack Position[edit]

  • Reference to: Star Wars "Lock s-foils in attack position" before the attack on the Death Star. Dfrg.msc 01:57, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

The Return of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

A play on The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

"Thou shall't throw away the BJAODN on three, no more, no less. Three is the number thou shall't throw on."[edit]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!

Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother******* Bad Jokes and other Deleted Nonsense on this mother******* plane![edit]

A Samuel L. Jackson/Snakes on a Plane reference. Dspserpico 23:58, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

Alternate versions: "Enough is enough! I've had it with the mother******* Bad Jokes in these mother******* Other Deleted Nonsense!", "Enough is enough! I've had it with these Bad Jokes in my Other Deleted Nonsense!" —AySz88\^-^ 21:33, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

The U.N. has declared WAR on these Bad Jokes and other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

Turn on the news on your TV/Cable outlet, and you see war all over the place. Martial Law 18:39, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

You get Jeff Hardy's Bad Jokes, I'll get Bam Margera's Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

(Based on my notes when I'm trying to stop vandalism on Wikipedia pages.) --D.F. Williams 05:02, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Bad jokes and other Nonsense deleted on the Colbert report[edit]

Refernce to Stephen Colbert's live vandalism of wikipedia--Scott3 01:46, 16 August 2006 (UTC)


Deleting bad jokes and other nonsense for Dummies[edit]

...For Dummies line of books.

For - I like it. --AAA! (talkcontribs) 08:11, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

I come from the net, through deletions, bad jokes, and nonsense, to this place: Wikipedia[edit]

ReBoot

The weather forecast predicts bad jokes and cloudy, deleted nonsense[edit]

It stinks like rotten meat, but looks like Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

Doom computer game

After you make a bad joke, wait one hour before deleting other nonsense[edit]

Swimming

Would the real bad jokes and other deleted nonsense please stand up?[edit]

Eminem

Wild Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense appeared![edit]

Might be obscure, but it's a Pokemon joke where the Pokemon name appears where the BJAODN name is. Tracker/TTV (myTalk|myWork|myInbox) 03:59, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

SPOOF! Be Gone! Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

As in Poof, it was deleted because devout over-zealous wikepedians can't take jokes. Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 17:47, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

All your Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense are belong to us![edit]

From Zero Wing.


It already exists. -- ~PinkDeoxys~ 20:37, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Sorry, the Bad Jokes and Othed Deleted Nonsense are in another castle[edit]

From Super Mario Bros.

Your Bad Jokes just evolved to Other Deleted Nonsense![edit]

From Pokemon.

Good one, the Wild BJAODN appeared! one is from the same thing. Tracker/TTV (myTalk|myWork|myInbox) 23:59, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

    • Support. Pika! -- ~PinkDeoxys~ 12:25, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
    • Support. --Kakurady 11:16, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

A Bad Joke or Other Deleted Nonsense should be written in YOUR FACE!!!![edit]

What do you think? (randomly made it up) Drahcir my talk Image:Smile.png 21:12, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Support[edit]

Oppose[edit]

Neutral[edit]

Sing, O Muse, of the wrath of Bad Jokes, son of Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

Based on the opening line of the Iliad:

"Sing, O Muse, of the wrath of Achilles, son of Peleus."
    1. Support.--Rataube 17:32, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
    2. Support -- a significant cultural reference. 129.98.212.76 02:38, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Life's a Bad Joke and then you Delete Nonsense. (0)[edit]

  • Reference to the popular T-Shirt "Life's a bitch and then you die."

Support[edit]

  1. Support! ~ Porphyric Hemophiliac § 19:15, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

Oppose[edit]

  1. Oppose. Boring. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

I made Bad Jokes and all I got was this lousy Deleted Nonsense. (0)[edit]

  • Reference to the T-shirt "I went to [insert place] and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
    • It should be "My parents went to [place] and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

Support[edit]

  1. Support! ~ Porphyric Hemophiliac § 19:15, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

Oppose[edit]

  1. Oppose. Too forced. howcheng {chat} 21:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Y halo thar Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

21, 500 hits on google[6]] and 77 images have this enigmatic phrase, whose origin is not know, but isn't in the list of internet memes for some reason and another. It's not that obscure, is it?--Planetary 04:33, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

How many Bad Jokes does it take to change (Other) Deleted Nonsense?[edit]

A reference to Light bulb jokes. 129.98.212.76 02:44, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Alt version: How many Bad Jokes does it take to delete Other Nonsense? -- ~PinkDeoxys~ 23:20, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

We didn't start the Bad Jokes. They were always Other Deleted Nonsense.[edit]

A reference to "We Didn't Start the Fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning." From a hit song by Billy Joel. 129.98.212.76 02:44, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Another version: "We didn't start the Bad Jokes; they were always deleted since they're other nonsense." —AySz88\^-^ 21:23, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Dead jets enthrone books and needles[edit]

This is an Anagram of "Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense." It is also self-referential, in that it's the kind of sentence that would appear in BJAODN. Please give a vote of support. 129.98.212.76 03:02, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

There are no stupid Bad Jokes, only stupid Other Deleted Nonsense[edit]

Based on "There are no stupid questions, only stupid people." 129.98.212.164 20:28, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

What'cha gonna do, what'cha gonna do brother when Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense runs wild on you?!?![edit]

Based on Hulk Hogan's famous catchphrase. Please vote.PunkCabana 02:43, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

"It's not the Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense. It's Jun Kazama's doing."[edit]

Based on a dream of Vince McMahon one of my characters had in a story I'm writing right now: R.A.C.E.R. 41 3: The New Generation when he believes Jun Kazama shut the power down on WWE Monday Night RAW with her horrid K.O. scream in a Tekken 2 arcade game down the street. --D.F. "Jun Kazama Master" Williams 19:39, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

The internet is not a Bad Joke. It's a series of Other Deleted Nonsense![edit]

Series of tubes. --Nintendorulez talk 21:14, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

Alternate: The internet is not Other Deleted Nonsense. It's a series of Bad Jokes! Alksub 06:39, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

ACollectionOfBadJokesAndOtherDeletedNonsenseSince_2012_ToThe_PresentDay#[edit]

From the Cablegate password.