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Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, sexuality, sexual activity, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them. A quintessential example is the slang term fuck for sexual intercourse. Other common examples include the term blow job for oral sex or jerking off for masturbation.

In the popular jargon of many cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of human society, and crude humor is seen as having a place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths in the rituals of growing up. It often is one way for youths to test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the larger community.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, in which much of the appeal lies in the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" is a song by the Bloodhound Gang in which all the lyrics are slang for sexual intercourse.


Full session of sexual activity[edit]

A group of slang terms dealing with sexual activities, borrowing terms from baseball, is in particular circulation among Americans. Details vary, but most criteria are similar.

  • First base - Kissing, especially "French" kissing.
  • Second base - Fondling or groping, especially of the breasts or genitals.
  • Third base - Depending on the speaker, either full nudity or a non-intercourse orgasm (especially when resulting from oral sex) or dry humping (clothed genital to genital stimulation).
  • Home run (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc.; sometimes "Fourth Base") - Sexual intercourse.
  • Grand Slam - Engaging in anal sex or other advanced sexual activity.

A common mnemonic device for the bases is 4F: "French, feel, finger, fuck."

Anal sex is sometimes also referred to as "extra innings," "the dugout," or "fifth base."

Masturbation is often referred to as "laying down a bunt" or "running the bases alone", or "batting practice."


Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) kissing — not including oral sex.

  • Bagging off
  • Charving (Irish)
  • Dating (Irish)
  • Draggin (Trinidad youth term common during the 1990's)
  • Eating dinner (involves tongue)
  • Eating Pears (refers to the sounds made while kissing) Mimi&Boo
  • Feeking (Irish)
  • Frenching (involves tongue)
  • Getting off (British)
  • Getting on (British)
  • Going away with (Irish)
  • Grabbing (common among teens)
  • Hooking up (common among teens)
  • Interfacing
  • Ligging Out
  • Lip-lock (in a)
  • Lip Wrestling
  • Macking
  • Making out
  • Meeting (Irish/Scouse)
  • Mugging down (Texas A&M University)
  • Necking
  • Parking (1950s slang, involves a car)
  • Pashing
  • Playing "Tic-Tac-Toe" (Eastern United States)
  • Popping Tongue(Bajan/Barbadian)
  • Pulling (British)
  • Shifting (Irish)
  • Scoring (Irish)
  • Smooching
  • Snogging
  • Sparking
  • Sucking face
  • Sucking skin
  • Swapping spit
  • Tapping off
  • The washing machine (involves tongue)
  • Tongue wars
  • Tongue Wrestling
  • Tonsil-hockey (involves tongue)
  • Tonsil-tennis (involves tongue)
  • Watching submarine races ("What couples do when parked at the river side at night")
  • Winched (Glaswegian Slang)
  • Doin' the Peter thing

Foreplay not otherwise classified[edit]

Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.

  • Aggressive Cuddling
  • Beaver teasing
  • Canoodling
  • Cool down
  • Cop A Feel (or simply cop)
  • Crank Yanking
  • Dry ball licking
  • Dry humping
  • Dry sex
  • Duck
  • Face time
  • Feel up
  • Fool around
  • Fork
  • Get down to business
  • Goose
  • Grind
  • Groping
  • Heavy Petting
  • Hit the double
  • Kicking it
  • Lick the ball
  • Make out
  • Mash
  • Neck
  • New-school stimulation
  • Old-school stimulation
  • Ouverture
  • Party
  • Pet
  • Play
  • Play Tiddley-Winks
  • Spooning
  • Stall
  • Start the engine
  • Study
  • Touch up
  • Twist the nipples
  • Warm up
  • Weld
  • Work the fist in
  • Ticklin' Jinru's Anus

Sexual intercourse[edit]

Terms for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse.

Vaginal intercourse (coitus)[edit]

Vaginal intercourse is when the penis is inserted into the vagina, and pushed in and pulled out (though usually not all the way out) repeatedly. [] A

  • Aardvarking [1]
  • Acting like rabbits
  • Adam and Eve'ing it
  • Afternoon delight
  • Assassinating the cooter

[] B

  • Baby dancing (especially when trying to conceive)
  • Baking cookies
  • Baking the bean
  • Baking the beef
  • Baking the tube steak
  • Balling
  • Ball twanglin'
  • Bam! Bam! (Family Guy reference)
  • Banging
  • Banging uglies
  • Bare arsed boxing
  • Barking the surly nanny
  • Bashing the beaver
  • Bashing the bush
  • Beating cakes
  • Beating cheeks
  • Beating guts
  • Beating it up
  • Beating that thing up
  • Beating the drum
  • Beaver busting
  • Bed wrestling
  • Bedding
  • Bedroom fun
  • Beef bayonette charge (leading a...)
  • Beef injection
  • Being in a woman's beef
  • Being up to one's balls
  • Being up to ya nuts in guts
  • Bending one in
  • Big Banging
  • Birds and the bees, just like the
  • Biffing, as in "to biff"
  • Bisecting the triangle
  • Blast 'er in the bush
  • Boarding the Shuttle
  • Boffing your brains out
  • Boinking
  • Boom-booming
  • "Boom-shaka-laka-laka-laka (x3) Boom" (also refers to a song)
  • Bone dancing
  • Boning
  • Bonking
  • Boofing
  • Bopping
  • Boshing
  • Bouncy hugs
  • Bouncing the bearded clam


  • Boxing the goat nut on a good Tuesday (Van Wilder 2 reference)
  • Breaking her off proper
  • Breeding
  • Bringing ol' one eye to the optometrist (Grumpy Old Men reference)
  • Buffing the beaver
  • Bumping and grinding
  • Bumping bellies
  • Bumping fuzzies
  • Bumping nasties
  • Bumping uglies
  • Bumping skins
  • Burning soup (dinner is forgotten)
  • Burying the baby leg
  • Burying the baldy fella (Dublin, Ireland slang)
  • Burying the bone
  • Burying the general
  • Burying the weasel
  • Burying the weenie
  • Bush patrolling
  • Busting
  • Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse)
  • Buttering the muffin
  • Buzzing the Brillo
  • Buzzing the honey hole

[] C

  • Carnal gymnastics
  • Carnal knowledge
  • Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
  • Cave exploring
  • Celebrating Bob's birthday (from the Bob and Tom radio show)
  • Checking the old crude oil
  • Chelling the juices
  • Cherry popping (taking away a female's virginity)
  • Chooglin' (from Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Keep on Chooglin'")
  • Chopping
  • Churning butter
  • Churning the cream
  • Cleaning her pipes
  • Cleaning the carpet
  • Closing the deal
  • Cock dancing
  • Cock push ups
  • Coitus
  • Coming together
  • Cooping the chicken
  • Copulating
  • Couch hockey
  • Crackin'
  • Crashing the custard truck
  • Creaking bed syndrome
  • Creamin'
  • Cunt busting
  • Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation)
  • Cunt thumping

[] D

  • Dance of the two-backed beast
  • Dancing between the sheets
  • Dancing the buttock jig
  • Dancing the matrimonial polka
  • Dancing the mattress jig
  • Dank in the tank
  • Deflowering (specific to sex with a virgin)
  • Devirgination (specific to sex with a virgin)
  • Diddling
  • Digging for clams
  • Digging guts
  • Dink in the chink
  • Dinky tickle
  • Dipping his chips in her salsa
  • Dipping the fuck stick in the kid hole
  • Dipping the gravy boat
  • Dipping your stick
  • Dipping your wick
  • Discussing the big bang theory
  • Diversifying the market
  • Diving in the dark
  • Diving for pearls
  • Diving into the Grand Canyon
  • Do
  • Doggy style (refers to intercourse with the woman on all fours facing away from the man)
  • Doing a barrel roll
  • Doing the wicked dance
  • Doing it
  • Doing some bed-pressing
  • Doing some ladies' tailoring
  • Doing some one armed banditry
  • Doing some up hill gardening
  • Doing something H (sim girl reference)
  • Doing the act of darkness
  • Doing the backseat mambo
  • Doing the backstroke
  • Doing the bad thing
  • Doing the bauld thing (Dublineese)
  • Doing the bed boogie
  • Doing the funky chicken
  • Doing the chores
  • Doing the deed
  • Doing the dirty dance
  • Doing the featherbed jig
  • Doing the grown-up
  • Doing the hokey-pokey
  • Doing the horizontal bop
  • Doing the horizontal exercises
  • Doing the horizontal hula
  • Doing the horizontal hustle
  • Doing the horizontal jog
  • Doing the horizontal mambo
  • Doing the horizontal poker
  • Doing the horizontal polka
  • Doing the horizontal tango
  • Doing the humpty dance
  • Doing the Humpty-Dumpty
  • Doing the mattress dance
  • Doing the mattress mambo
  • Doing the mommy-daddy dance
  • Doing the nasty
  • Doing the naughty
  • Doing the tube snake boogie
  • Doing the tubesteak fandango
  • Doing the upside-down hokey-pokey
  • Doing the ugly
  • Doing the wild thing
  • Doing your thing
  • Doona dance
  • Dragging off
  • Drilling
  • Drilling for oil
  • Drilling for cervix
  • Drilling the ditch
  • Driving home
  • Dropping the stick in the pond
  • Dubbing the master
  • Duking it out
  • Dunking it

[] E

  • Encrypting the genome
  • Enjoying a flesh session
  • Exchanging bodily fluids

[] F

  • Feeling her from the inside (reference to Nine Inch Nails lyric)
  • Feeding the kitty
  • Feeding the muffin
  • Feeding the yoni
  • Filling the cream doughnut
  • F'ing (pronounced "effing")
  • Fire in the hole!
  • Fitting end to end
  • Fitting her clap flap
  • Filling her up
  • Flip the patty
  • Flopping in the hay
  • Flying Uncle Charlies Kite
  • Fooling around
  • Fornicating
  • Fraternizing
  • Fucking
  • Full frontal howdy
  • Funky Monkey Dance

[] G

  • Genital exercise
  • Get it down to the business!
  • Getting a rock off
  • Getting a piece (of ass, of tail, etc.)
  • Getting ahead
  • Getting busy
  • Getting creamy
  • Getting down
  • Getting freaky
  • Getting funky
  • Getting horizontal
  • Getting into someone's pants
  • Getting it on
  • Getting it up her guts
  • Getting jiggy
  • Getting jizzy with it
  • Getting kinky
  • Getting laid
  • Getting nooky
  • Getting oats
  • Getting parallel
  • Getting some
  • Getting some front door action
  • Getting some ruffage
  • Getting that IP (in pussy)
  • Getting there
  • Getting up in her ribs
  • Getting one's cane waxed
  • Getting one's chimney swept out
  • Getting one's dick bent
  • Getting one's end wet
  • Getting one's freak on
  • Getting one's hair cut
  • Getting one's jollies
  • Getting one's leather stretched
  • Getting one's leg over
  • Getting one's lizard drained
  • Getting one's nuts cracked
  • Getting one's oil changed
  • Getting one's rocks off
  • Giving a hole to hide in
  • Giving a woman a shot
  • Giving hard for soft
  • Giving her a hosing
  • Giving her a length
  • Giving her a pat
  • Giving her the business
  • Giving her the high hard one
  • Giving it up
  • Giving it to her
  • Giving juice for jelly
  • Giving kitty a taste of cream
  • Giving someone a stab
  • Giving someone the works
  • Giving the dog a bone
  • Giving the monkey a banana
  • Glazing the donut
  • Going up in them guts
  • Going all the way
  • Going at it
  • Going balls deep
  • Going belly-to-belly
  • Going down under
  • Going fishing
  • Going Halfsies on a bastard
  • Going halfsies/halfers on an orgasm
  • Going like a rat up a drainpipe
  • Going spelunking
  • Going to bed
  • Going to town
  • Goosing
  • Grabbing some snatch
  • Greasing the axle
  • Greasing the monkey
  • Greasing the pole
  • Greasing the wheel
  • Grinding your tool

[] H

  • Hammering
  • Hammering one off
  • Hanky panky
  • Hard Drive
  • Harpooning the mustached whale
  • Having
  • Having a bit
  • Having a piece of ass
  • Having a piece of tail
  • Having a poke
  • Having a quickie
  • Having a root
  • Having a shag (British)
  • Having a squeeze and a squirt
  • Having a turn on your back
  • Having an uppy downy
  • Having it off
  • Having nookie
  • Having one's way with
  • Having some afternoon delight
  • Having the beasty rendezvous
  • Heading South
  • He'n and she'n (Smokey and the Bandit reference)
  • Hibbity hobbity, doing the
  • Hiding the Gerbil
  • Hiding the pickle
  • Hiding the salami
  • Hiding the sausage
  • Hiding the snake in the bush
  • Hiking the South Rim
  • Hippity dippity
  • Hitting a home run
  • Hitting a homer
  • Hitting it
  • Hitting that shit
  • Hitting that thing (see also: I'd Hit It)
  • Hobbling
  • Home run, hitting a; making a
  • Homer, hitting a
  • Hooking up
  • Hopping
  • Hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing
  • Horizontal bop/hula/polka/macarena/mambo/refreshment/tango/wahira
  • Horizontal Death Combat
  • Horizontal Hokey-Pokey
  • Horizontal Hussle
  • Horizontal Monster Mash
  • Horizontal sheet shuffle
  • Horizontalize
  • Hosing
  • Hot beef injection
  • Hot man-chowder injection
  • Hot roll with cream
  • Hump and Dump
  • Humping
  • Humpy-Pumpy

[] I

  • Impaling
  • Impregnation
  • In and out
  • In-out
  • Inserting tab A into slot B
  • Installing a juice maker in the baby factory
  • Introducing Charlie
  • Introducing to Gladstone
  • Introducing yourself to each other
  • Invading
  • Invasion of privacy
  • It

[] J

  • Jabbing
  • JackHammering
  • Jazzing
  • Jigging
  • Jiggling
  • Jimmy jammin'
  • Jizz eating
  • Joy ride
  • Juicing
  • Jumm
  • Jumping her bones
  • Jungle Love (often referring to interracial relations between Africans and Caucasians)

[] K

  • Katydiddling
  • Knifing the orifice
  • Knobbing
  • Knocking boots
  • Knocking mops
  • Knowing
  • Knockin' the bottom out

[] L

  • Lancing
  • Laying
  • Laying balls to
  • Laying cable
  • Laying some pipe
  • Lifting a leg on someone
  • Lighting one's fire
  • Lighting the lamp
  • Linking it
  • Listening to her problems
  • Lobbying
  • Locking crotches and swapping gravy
  • Long Hard Road, The
  • Losing the match
  • Lovemaking
  • Lying feet up
  • Lyricism of the masses
  • Logging on
  • Log Jammin' (referenced in The Big Lebowski)

[] M

  • Magical embrace, the
  • Maintenance
  • Making a baby
  • Making a deposit
  • Making a home run
  • Making babies
  • Making bacon
  • Making baskets
  • Making ends meet
  • Making feet for children's shoes (when trying to conceive)
  • Making flippy-floppy (Talking Heads reference)
  • Making grass sandwiches
  • Making her grunt
  • Making her hard drive spin
  • Making her yours
  • Making it
  • Making love
  • Making puppies (doggy-style)
  • Making sauce
  • Making strawberry shortcake
  • Making time (with the ol' lady)
  • Making the beast with two backs (from Shakespeare's Othello)
  • Making the bed squeak
  • Making the "O" face (Office Space reference)
  • Making whoopee
  • Malaysian math
  • Marinating the sausage
  • Mating
  • Mattress mambo
  • Mattress tag
  • Meat injection
  • Mingling limbs
  • Mixing your peanut butter
  • Mounting
  • Murder scene sex (during menstruation)

[] N

  • Nailing
  • Nipping the bean bag
  • Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina)
  • Nooner
  • No-pants dance (Anchorman reference)

[] O

  • Offending Pope Benedict
  • Oofing
  • Ol' in out, in out, the (A Clockwork Orange reference)
  • Oops
  • Overachieving

[] P

  • Packing the frank
  • Painting the door
  • Parallel parking
  • Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi)
  • Parking the motorcycle in the garage
  • Parking the pink Cadillac
  • Parsing the code
  • Parsing the script
  • Parting the beef curtain
  • Parting the Pink Sea
  • Passing the gravy
  • Paying the rent
  • Paying with the furry check book (trading in sex)
  • Peeling your best end
  • Penetrating
  • Pickle tickle
  • Piecein' it
  • Pigging
  • Pingin' and pongin'
  • Pinging her repeatedly
  • Pile driving
  • Planting a man
  • Planting your seed
  • Playing at in-and-out
  • Playing at tops-and-bottoms
  • Playing cars and garages
  • Playing doctor
  • Playing hanky panky
  • Playing hide the (pickle, salami, weenie, etc.)
  • Playing horizontal ping-pong
  • Playing golf
  • Playing on the hair court
  • Playing pickle-me, tickle-me
  • Playing the slots
  • Playing the squeezebox
  • Playing tiddlywinks
  • Playing post office
  • Plonking
  • Plooking
  • Plowing
  • Plowing the bean patch
  • Plug and playing
  • Plugging
  • Plugging the beef lodge
  • Pocketing the stake
  • Poking
  • Poking in the whiskers
  • Poking the bearded triangle
  • Poking the pie
  • Polishing the Pork Sword
  • Popping it in
  • Poppin' it to her
  • Poppin' the kuchi
  • Popping one off
  • Popping the roo
  • Porking
  • Possessing
  • Pounding
  • Praying with the knees upward
  • Probing the membrane
  • Procreation practice
  • Professional wrestling
  • Pulping the garbage
  • Pumping
  • Pumping her full of sperm
  • Punching the ape
  • Punching the chipmunk
  • Putting a bun in the oven
  • Putting the bee in the hive
  • Putting the boots to someone
  • Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)
  • Putting your root down
  • Putting your snake in the grass
  • Putting the puppy in the dog house

[] Q

  • Quickie/Quickly (hurried intercourse)

[] R

  • Ramming
  • Ravishing
  • Raw doggin'(with no condom)
  • Rear attack
  • Reading religious poetry
  • Receiving a guest in the foyer
  • Releasing the hounds
  • Riding a bike (Cheers reference)
  • Riding someone
  • Riding the flesh rocket (TO THE MOON!)
  • Riding the hobby horse
  • Riding the pony
  • Riding the shaft
  • Riding the welcome wagon
  • Ringing her bell
  • Rinsing the banana
  • Rocking
  • Rocking it
  • Rocking off
  • Rocking the Casbah
  • Rogering
  • Rolling in the hay
  • Rolling the cigar
  • Romping in the hay
  • Romping the roast
  • Rooting
  • Roughing up the suspect
  • Rubbing bacons
  • Rump splitting
  • Rumpy Pumpy
  • Running around the bases
  • Running the naked wheelbarrow race

[] S

  • Sail boat to harbor
  • Saucing the clam
  • Sawing off a chunk
  • Schtupping
  • Scoring
  • Screwing
  • Scrogging
  • Scrumping
  • Sex
  • Sexercizing
  • Sexual congress
  • Sexual relation
  • Sexual union
  • Sexy time (Borat reference)
  • Sewing up the hatchet wound
  • Shafting
  • Shagging
  • Shaking a skin coat
  • Shaking the sheets
  • Shock and awe
  • Shootin' chowder
  • Shooting the moon
  • Shucking the oyster
  • Sideways shuffle
  • Simple in-and-out procedure (a My Cousin Vinny reference)
  • Sinking it in
  • Sinking the pink
  • Sinking the soldier
  • Sinking the submarine
  • Skinning back a freak
  • Slamming
  • Slamming the sausage
  • Slapping meat
  • Slapping skin
  • Slaying the dragon
  • Sleeping together
  • Sleeping with
  • Slaying
  • Slicking Willie
  • Sliding down the banister
  • Slipping in the pork sword
  • Slipping someone the tube steak
  • Smashing
  • Smurfing
  • Smutting
  • Snakes in a cave
  • Snogging
  • Snoo snoo
  • Snorking
  • Soaking the sheets
  • Sowing your (wild) oats
  • Spanking the cat
  • Spawning
  • Spearing the bearded clam
  • Spelunking
  • Splitting the uprights (Football reference)
  • Squishing
  • Stabbing the trout
  • Star-gazing on your back
  • Sticking
  • Sticking one's dizzle all up in another's vizzle
  • Stirring her guts
  • Stirring up them kidneys
  • Stirring the cauldron
  • Stoinking
  • Stonking
  • Stonking her stupid
  • Storming the trenches
  • Straightening the meat curtains
  • Stretching leather
  • Stroking the newt
  • Stuffing the beaver
  • Stuffing the taco
  • Submarine Races (taking her to the...)
  • Sweating the sheets
  • Sweaty rompin'
  • Sweetening the pot

[] T

  • Taking
  • Taking a belly-ride
  • Taking a break
  • Taking a turn in the stubble
  • Taking it downtown
  • Taking it to the car wash
  • Taking out the trash
  • Taking the starch out of someone
  • Tapping into the oil reserve
  • Tapping that ass
  • Taxing
  • Tearing off a piece
  • Telling a bedtime story
  • Tip drilling
  • Tickle the Pickle
  • Threading the needle
  • Throwing a leg over
  • Throwing another log on the fire
  • Throwing the meat at her
  • Towelling
  • Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft
  • Training through a tunnel
  • Trimming the buff
  • Trying for a bishop (woman-on-top)

[] U

  • Ugh ugh
  • Union
  • Up to the makers nameplate
  • use

[] V

  • Varnishing your cane
  • Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
  • Visiting down under
  • Visiting the Netherlands
  • V-Bang

[] W

  • Walking the dog
  • Wallpapering the closet
  • Wang Bang
  • Watering the lawn
  • Waxing the pole
  • Wetting the hose
  • Wetting your wick
  • Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
  • Whitewashing
  • Whoopie
  • Winding up your clock
  • Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
  • Woohoo
  • Working the hairy oracle
  • Wrestling

[] Y

  • Yiffing (Furry slang)
  • Ying-Yanging

[] Z

  • Ziggy-wiggling
  • Zoinkering
  • Zug Zug
  • Zwooshing the swoosh

Anal intercourse[edit]

See also: Top and Bottom. [] A-C

  • 3rd Input (male on female)
  • 99
  • 57 (a number that represents anal sex, like 69 does for mutual oral sex)
  • 66 (see above)
  • A Level (UK)
  • Anal riding
  • Around the world (to switch back and forth between vaginal and anal penetration)
  • Arse piracy
  • Ass drilling
  • Ass fucking
  • Ass Jacking
  • Ass love
  • Ass pounding
  • Ass pumping
  • Ass ripping (devirginizing)
  • Ass spelunking
  • Ass stretching
  • Back door action
  • Back door bandits (usually the San Francisco Back Door Bandits)
  • Back door delivery
  • Back door Romeo
  • Back door slicker
  • Back shafting
  • Backside entry
  • Bare back(ing) (specifically without the use of a condom)
  • Beatin 'em guts
  • Being Bubba's Bitch
  • Black magic
  • Blue Moon
  • Bomba (Orc, occasionally used as a method of execution)
  • Breaking the asshole
  • Brown love
  • Brown town (as in "took him to..."; apparently Australian slang, uttered by Hugh Jackman on SNL)
  • Brown woody
  • Bucking the Billy
  • Buffing
  • Buggering
  • Bum Darts
  • Bum lovin
  • Bum fun
  • Bumming
  • Bum sex
  • Butt buddies
  • Butt fuck(ing)
  • Butt drilling
  • Butt pirating
  • Butt pounding
  • Butt sex
  • Butterscotch (term used to describe the mixture of lube and fecal matter created during anal sex)
  • Buttsecks
  • Bowling the star
  • CBS (Craving Butt Sex)
  • Change at Baker Street, to (London Underground reference: the only station where you can change between the pink (Hammersmith & City) line and the brown (Bakerloo) line)
  • Charlie in the chocolate factory
  • Checking out breakfast
  • Chocolate hugh jackhammering
  • Cock and Bum fun
  • Colin Kenneth Thompson
  • Cornholeing
  • Crossing Snickers Street
  • Chocolate Cha-Cha
  • Chocolate covered banana
  • Chocolate Dipping
  • Chocolate Penis
  • Chunk in the Trunk
  • Czu!
  • Culo Conquistador

[] D-G

  • Dancing with Bubba
  • Dar/tomar por culo (Spanish)
  • David Hockney (famously "takes it up shitter")
  • Deathwish (Anal sex without a condom usually with a prostitute) UK.
  • Digging for gold in black earth
  • Dirt Road (Down the dirt road)
  • Dirty Dicking
  • Doing it Ennis style (Specifically Irish)
  • Doing it the Napoleon way
  • Doing the butt
  • Doing the Dylan
  • Doing the Rachael Guzman
  • Doggy Style
  • Donut burning (British, gay male usage)
  • Drilling for brown
  • Dropping anchor in Poop Bay
  • Earning your Brown Wings
  • Estilo Detroit (Spanish, ‘Detroit style’ — pun on detrás = ‘behind’)
  • Fifth Base
  • Fishing for brown trout
  • Flying the flesh rocket to chocoland
  • Fudge packing
  • Fudge nudging
  • Futt bucking
  • Gaand maarna (Hindi)
  • Going downtown to browntown
  • Going in the A: drive
  • Going in the out/exit door
  • Gouging the Brown Eye
  • Greek
  • Gudda denguta (Telugu)

[] H-S

  • Haciendo un trineo (Spanish)
  • Ham Slammin'
  • Hershey Highway (driving down the)
  • Hotdog
  • IDB (In Da Butt)
  • Intestinal Tourism
  • Kicking in the Safe
  • Leaving Grimsby for Hull (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
  • Lolloping
  • Lunch pushing
  • Marmite Mining
  • Marmite motorway
  • Mining for brown
  • Moses and the parting of the Red Cheeks
  • Mud packing
  • Nice in the twice
  • Packing shit
  • Parking the truck in the garage
  • Pertikoliasma (Greek)
  • Pillow biting
  • Pillow munching
  • Playing bum darts
  • Playing Doctor
  • Playing the back nine
  • Playing in the mud (because there's no grass on the field yet)
  • Petando (el culo) (Spanish)
  • PIITB (Put It In The Butt)
  • PIHB (Put It in Her Butt)
  • Pile driving
  • Pisokolito (Greek)
  • Pit Lane Pass
  • Plowing the dirtbox
  • Poking the brown eye
  • Poking the pooper
  • Poking the pooter
  • Poop chute boogie
  • Poop piracy
  • Poop pounding
  • Poopy dick
  • Potting the brown / Pot the brown
  • Prospecting in the Black Forest
  • Pucker fucking
  • Pushing brownies
  • Putting your boat in the water
  • Putting from the rough
  • Ram it up yer Poopchute (Frank Zappa's [2] "broken hearts are for assholes")
  • Reaming
  • Rectal responsibility
  • Repopulating Armenia
  • Riding in the back
  • Riding the dirt road
  • Riding the Hershey Highway
  • Riding the vein train to A-town
  • Ringslide (Doing the-)
  • Rump Wrangling
  • Rump Rangering
  • Rump rider/knight (Being a-)
  • Sahrawi (Arabic, literally translating to "desert-style". Name describes the dryness of anal sex)
  • Santorum (the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter created during anal sex - as coined by "Savage Love")
  • Sewer-Chewer
  • Sex in the back of a Volkswagen (From Kevin Smith's Mallrats)
  • Shit Digger
  • Shit packing
  • Shit Shack Sharp Shooting
  • Shit stabbing
  • Shopping at Walmart
  • Shoving Saddam in the spider hole
  • Slippery Butt Darts
  • Sodomy
  • Sticking the turd cutter
  • Stink-pipe surprise
  • Stinker McGoo
  • Stirring the fudge
  • Stretching the Balloon Knot
  • Strolling down Cadbury Road
  • Switching lanes without signaling (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
  • Syrian Style (With the use of Vaseline)

[] T-Z

  • Tailgunning
  • Taking/Putting it up the ass/butt/dookie chute/poop chute/shitter/yin yang
  • Taking a walk on the brown side
  • Taking the dirt path
  • Taking the skinny boat to Chinatown
  • Taking the vein train to A-Town
  • The Ultimate Birth Control
  • Third Input (male on female)
  • Throwing Butt Darts
  • Throwing it in the back
  • Trying on the pink sock
  • Turd burgling
  • Turning His/her Brown Eye Blue
  • Two-hole
  • Uphill gardening
  • Up the back passage
  • Up the Gary (after 70s pop-star Gary Glitter, whose name rhymes with shitter)
  • Up the shitter
  • Use the tradesmen's entrance
  • Visiting vegemite valley
  • Voting Tory
  • Wearing the red shoes
  • Wrong Love
  • Wrong Way Down the One Way Street

Oral sex[edit]

Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.

General terms for oral sex[edit]

  • A great Hummer
  • Ball sacking (the dominant person spreads his scrotum over the face of the submissive person)
  • Blow Job
  • Carpet munching
  • Cock Wash
  • Dome
  • Drive through
  • Eating/Dining at the "Y"
  • Eating Furburger and Thighs
  • Eating/Licking him/her out
  • Eating it
  • Eating pie
  • Faded
  • Feastin' on peni/puss
  • French
  • Galava (head in Russian)
  • Georgia Dome (the way you get head in the Atlanta)
  • Get Brain
  • Going down (on him/her)
  • Going South
  • Gobble
  • Getting some skull
  • Head
  • Kiss my little friend
  • Mouth party (Borat)
  • Pipa (Greek)
  • Sex in mouth (Borat)
  • Shines
  • Slob on the knob
  • Slurping
  • Sucking the snot tip of the prick
  • Sucking the snot end of the fuck stick
  • Sucky Sucky Licky Licky (aka 69ing)
  • Suk Ma Cok
  • Taking a sip from
  • Teabagging
  • Tsimpouki (Greek)


Cunnilingus is oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva. [] A-P

  • Angel kiss (when the woman is on her period)
  • Australian kiss (Same as French just 'Down Under')
  • Beaver munching
  • Beaver sucking
  • BJ (blow job)
  • Box lunch
  • Box lunch at the Y
  • Bloody Mary (Cunnilingus during menstruation)
  • Blow job
  • Braving the briny deep
  • Breakfast of champions
  • Bush diving
  • Cabbage Patch Diving
  • Canadian, The
  • Camel Toe Pedicure
  • Carpet licking
  • Carpet/Rug munching
  • Certified Beaver Eater
  • Chewing box
  • Cleaning up
  • Clam licking
  • Clit licking/sucking
  • Cotton candy
  • Cunning Linguistics (an exercise in)
  • Cunt licking/sucking/lapping/munching
  • Deep sea diving
  • Descente a la cae (French)
  • Diddle-bean(ing)
  • Dialing "0" on the little pink telephone
  • Dining at the Y
  • Dinner at the Y
  • Dipping into the honey jar/pot
  • Diving the Muff
  • Drinking from the furry cup
  • Drinking from the hairy grail
  • Earning your wings (during menstruation for the first time)
  • Eating at the pink taco stand
  • Eating at the Y
  • Eating Bug
  • Eating CAT
  • Eating cauliflower
  • Eating hymeneal sweets
  • Eating from the bushy plate
  • Eating out of the bread box
  • Face, giving/getting
  • Face sex
  • Finding Nemo
  • Getting your red wings (during menstruation)
  • Giving the sweetest kiss
  • Going to Chinatown
  • G-spot tickling
  • Growling at the badger
  • Grubbing
  • Having a slice of hair pie
  • Having lunch downtown
  • I Lick Dat Shiet (Jerky Boys)
  • Kitty Kissing
  • Lapping The Flap (Lappity-Flappity)
  • Licking out
  • Licking Carpet
  • Lip locking
  • Meet The Butcher
  • Mandibular Mud-Masticating
  • Minge Munching
  • Mowing lettuce
  • Muff diving
  • Munching box
  • Mustache ride
  • Pearl diving
  • Playing pants Pac-man
  • Pooku Naakuta (Telugu)
  • Pulling Back the Roast Beef Curtain
  • Pussy licking/sucking/munching

[] Q-Z

  • Rainbow Surprise (during menstruation)
  • Raspberry Swirl (cunnilingus during menstruation)
  • Red Wings (cunnilingus during menstruation)
  • Ronald McDonald Smile (cunnilingus during menstruation)
  • Rug Munching
  • Slit licking/sucking
  • Soup tasting (esp tomato soup)
  • Sweetest kiss
  • Tickling her fancy
  • Tickling the twat
  • Tipping the velvet
  • Tongue plowing
  • Tuna Casarole
  • Tuppence licking
  • Tongue in the cave
  • Watkin's wiggler, the
  • Wet-velveting
  • Yodeling in the gulley
  • Yodeling in the valley
  • Yodeling in Uterine Canyon


Fellatio is oral stimulation of the penis. [] A-P

  • Auto Fellatio (sucking one's own penis)
  • BJ (blowjob)
  • Blowing
  • Blowjob, giving/getting a
  • Blumper (fellatio while voiding one's bowels)
  • Bobbing for apples
  • Bone yodeling
  • Boss cap
  • Brain
  • Bringing out the fireman
  • Butched in (performing oral sex in exchange for favors; prison slang)
  • Candy making
  • cigar poke
  • Chopping up
  • Chupar Polla/Verga/Pico/Panga (Latin American Spanish: to suck cock/dick/rod)
  • Cleaning the pipes
  • Cock-gobbling
  • Corrida (also Spanish slang for bull-fight)
  • Crang
  • Cruising
  • Deep-throating
  • Dessert at the Coldstone Creamery
  • Doing the Monica
  • Dome, giving/receiving
  • Drinking beer
  • Face-fucking
  • Flag salute, the
  • Garganta profunda (Spanish: "deep throating")
  • Get Brain
  • Get your smackers round my knackers
  • Get your lipstick round my dipstick
  • Gettin' that beej
  • Getting your dizzle sizzled
  • Ghosting, or getting ghosted
  • Gob-knobbing
  • Going down like a dog on hot chips (British: fries)
  • Going to the blow jobby lobby
  • Going to the Creamery
  • Goober gobbling
  • Greasing the pole
  • Haam laan (Cantonese)
  • Hacerle caso al patrón/jefe (Spanish: To be obedient to the owner/boss)
  • Head, giving/getting
  • Head job
  • Highway Hummer (getting a blowjob while driving)
  • Hot Dog Slurping
  • Humjob/Hummer, giving/getting a
  • Icing the O-ring
  • Knowledge (getting knowledge)
  • Knob gobbling
  • Knob polishing
  • Knob service
  • Lamando/Lamar (Spanish)
  • Licking the lolly
  • Lewinsky job
  • Lewinsky-style
  • Mamada (Spanish)
  • Mamando/Mamar (Spanish)
  • Milking (also applies to masturbation)
  • Modda cheekuta (telugu)
  • O Levels (UK)
  • OW (Oral With condom) UK.
  • OWO (Oral WithOut condom) UK.
  • Peni polishing
  • Pipa (Greek)
  • Playing the one hole skin flute
  • Playing the skin flute
  • Playing the pink oboe
  • Polishing the knob
  • Poon Gobbling
  • Bobbing on Bob
  • Buffing the Helmet

[] Q-Z

  • Rainbow kiss(ing) [This is performed when the female is menstruating. The female gets a mouthful of semen and the male gets a mouthful of blood. They kiss while mixing the fluids and both swallow.]
  • Road Head [Oral sex performed on Male while driving]
  • Rod swallowing
  • Ser buen/a secretaria/o (Latin American Spanish: "to be a good secretary")
  • Shaking the Red Bull can for a nighttime prank
  • Shining the pole
  • lan choop pudinya
  • Shining
  • Sixty-eight ("Do sixty-nine, but I owe you one.")
  • Skin flute ("Playing the skin flute")
  • Skull fucking
  • Skully
  • Slobbing the knob
  • Slurping the bishop
  • Smoking bone (or Bone smoking)
  • Smoking cock
  • Smoking the "Pickle"
  • Smoking the pole
  • Snowballing [This is when the female gets a mouthful of semen and then kisses another person forcing the semen into his mouth]
  • Stepping up to the mic
  • Sucky Sucky (Often used in Mexico by street sales people on Revolution street)
  • Suck(ing) a golf ball through a water hose (reference to the skill in performing oral sex from Full Metal Jacket)
  • Suck(ing) off
  • Sucking cock (or cock sucking)
  • Sucking the human lolly
  • Sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch (speaks more of the skill than the action)
  • Swallowing
  • Sword swallowing
  • Talk to the pork
  • Teabagging (sucking the scrotum)
  • Throating his dog
  • Tonsil exam
  • Washing Big Ben
  • Waxing the lance
  • Whitehouse internship

Mutual oral sex[edit]

The following terms refer to simultaneous, or mutual, oral sex.

  • Sixty-nining (69)
  • L7
  • GSC (Genital Sucking Contest)
  • Piledriver (done standing up)
  • six point nine (6.9 or 69 with a period in the middle)
  • Soixante-neuf (French: "69")
  • Eight Something (Square Root of 69)
  • (88) eighty-eight because you get "8" (i.e. ate) twice
  • (77) seventy-seven because you get "8" (i.e. ate) more
  • Yin Yang(ing)


Analingus is oral stimulation of the anus.

  • 87
  • Ass gobbling
  • Ass/Arse licking
  • Battywash (Jamaican)
  • Bite the Brown
  • Black kiss
  • Brown star
  • Chewing bud
  • Chocolate binge
  • Crap tickling
  • Diving for Hershey
  • Diving the man-twat (if on a male)
  • Dropping the thumb
  • Eating one's ass
  • French treat
  • Frenchman's/Turkish delight
  • Chocloate gun
  • Gudda Naakuta (Telugu])
  • Hit it (prison slang)
  • Hot Carl (involves wrapping feces in celophane and placing in a mouth)
  • Licking the brown spider
  • New French kiss
  • Quatre-vingts-sept (French: "87")
  • Rusty Trombone (analingus with the reach around)
  • Rim job/Rimming
  • Rim chew
  • Ryan Neylanding (the licking of fecal matter off a fat man's ass)
  • Shit binge
  • Shit sucking
  • Tongue-Oscopy
  • Tossing (the) salad
  • Turkish treat


  • dry humping
  • thigh fucking
  • thigh job
  • phrot
  • swordfighting
  • cockrub
  • penis fencing
  • bumping dicks
  • frication
  • cock knocking
  • the Woodberry Hello
  • Willy Wars
  • the Princeton Rub
  • tribbing
  • bumping fur
  • bumping cunts
  • cumping bunts
  • scissoring
  • scissorfighting
  • Bumpin Beavers


There are many terms for masturbation, the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.


  • Going at it
  • Hand dirty/party/relief
  • Playing with oneself
  • Pleasuring oneself
  • Self-gratifying
  • Teasing yourself
  • Touching yourself at night

Male masturbation[edit]

[] A-D

  • 38 (prison slang)
  • 5 Digit Disco
  • Arming the torpedo
  • Badgering the witness
  • Bashing
  • Bashing the bish
  • Batman
  • Baking a Cake
  • Banging one out
  • Banging the Burrito
  • Beat it like it stole something
  • Beating it like it owes you money
  • Beating off
  • Bashing the bishop
  • Beating the boner
  • Beating the bald guy till he pukes
  • Beating the meat
  • Beating the monkey
  • Beating the piss outta my best friend
  • Beating the shit out of your cock
  • Beating your suspect
  • Bending to the will of the one eyed purple warrior
  • Best friend, shaking hands with
  • Blowing one's trouser nose
  • Bop (verb: taken from Cyndi Lauper's song: She Bop)
  • Boobytrapping a toilet seat
  • Bopping the baloney
  • Bopping the boa
  • Boxing the clown
  • Boxing the one-eyed champ
  • Buddy Whackit
  • Buffing the banana
  • Buffing the vampire slayer
  • Burning the Bunsen
  • Burp the worm
  • Cap, dome
  • Caressing the cucumber
  • Chapter 11
  • Charging your Supersoaker
  • Checking the tweeters
  • Choking the chicken
  • Choking the pope
  • Choking the snake
  • Chugging the choo-choo
  • Churning butter
  • Cleaning my room
  • Cleaning the Canoli
  • Cleaning the snorkel
  • Climbing Everest
  • Cocking the gun
  • Code 21 (prison slang)
  • Conditioning the leather
  • Conducting yourself in the solo symphony
  • Combing your hair
  • Committing genocide
  • Consulting Dr. Hanz Jerkov
  • Corralling the Tadpoles
  • Cracking one off
  • Crashing the yogurt truck
  • Crying yourself to sleep
  • Cuffing the carrot
  • Date with the four sisters on thumb street
  • Date with Miss Michigan
  • Date with Pamela Anderson and her five sisters
  • Dating the Palm sisters
  • Dating your right hand
  • Date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters
  • Defragmenting the hard drive
  • Dice Roll, The (The repetitive motion of rolling dice)
  • Die In A Woman's Lap
  • Digital Manipulation of the Coital Apparatus
  • Dinner mashing
  • Doing the hand jive
  • Doing the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
  • Doing the Mighty Wang Chung
  • Dressing up like the mail man
  • Dust'in the turkey (Irish)

[] E-K

(Note: first words not capitalised are used as verbs)

  • Eating
  • Emptying the semen repository
  • Emptying the juice machine
  • Enforcing the "No Fly Zone"
  • Exercising your rights
  • Exercisin' the Sizin'
  • Exercising for war
  • Extracting a core sample
  • fap (referring to Japanese comics, where the sound of it is represented by 'fap')
  • Faxing a hard copy to the Castro
  • feed the geese
  • Feeding the ducks (relaxed: as opposed to Stabbing the cat)
  • Feeding the tubegrub
  • Feeding your trouser-mouse
  • Fighting the gilded dragon of pleasure for my five seconds of bliss
  • Filleting the trouser trout
  • fire the Surgeon General
  • firing off some knuckle children
  • firing the photon torpedoes
  • fist-kabob
  • Five finger boogie on the blue vein
  • Five fingers' exercise
  • Five knuckle shuffle
  • Filling up the belly button well
  • flinging the love yogurt
  • flog off
  • flog the bishop
  • flog the dolphin
  • flog the log
  • flog the mule
  • flog the porpoise
  • Floggin' Man-o-war down the main stretch
  • Flogging Molly
  • Flogging yer dummy
  • Flushing babies
  • Fondling the Fajita
  • Fondling the Fountain
  • Freeing the soldiers of love
  • Freeing the Willies
  • frig off
  • frog it (masturbating under a sheet or blanket so it appears to be a hopping frog)
  • frostrupping (after Mariella Frostrup, referenced in the BBC series Coupling)
  • fuck the fist
  • Fünf gegen Willie (German, "Five (i.e. fingers) against Willy")
  • Galloping the lizard
  • Game of five against one
  • Gayola (Spanish)
  • getting a handle on the problem
  • getting a little off-hand
  • getting jiggy with it
  • Getting something "off my test" [icles]
  • getting to be better friends with Willy
  • getting your pole varnished
  • giving flipper a backrub
  • giving it a tug
  • glazing the donut
  • go up the Eiffel Tower and back
  • going below the hard deck
  • going blind
  • grab some gravel
  • grind the woad
  • grease the Jesus
  • greasing the baseball bat
  • Growing hair on the palms
  • grooming the Wookie
  • Grippa
  • gun (looking at a female officer while masturbating; prison slang)
  • gushing the geyser
  • Hacerse una puñeta (Spanish)
  • Hacking Off
  • Ham Shank
  • Hand job, give/get a
  • Hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower
  • Hand to gland combat
  • handling the hard on
  • hanging the hamster
  • Hastha prayogam (Telugu)
  • having a Barclay's (as in Barclay's Bank)
  • having a session with the wise master
  • having a wafty (as in wafty crank)
  • Heisting the Jewels
  • hit It (prison slang)
  • hit the airplane (calque of Cantonese)
  • hold your sausage for hostage
  • honk on Bobo
  • honking the burrito
  • Humping the old hand
  • Hustling the Hog
  • "I'm loving it" (TM)
  • Inflating the Zeppelin
  • Intimate Rest
  • jack off
  • jack my mule
  • Jackin' the Beanstalk
  • jerk off
  • Jerking my Johnson
  • Jerking Stalefish
  • Jerking the Gherkin
  • Jiggling the handle
  • Jill
  • johnny-fiving
  • Jolting the bean
  • keep it fresh
  • kick the midget
  • kill (prison slang)
  • kill the kittens (from an Internet joke stating, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten")
  • Knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

[] L-M

  • Lathering the Latin love lance
  • Laughing (For Explaining To Your Parents What You Are Doing In There)
  • Launching the heat seeking moisture missile
  • Letting off a few wrist rockets
  • Liquidating surplus inventory
  • Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne
  • Lope the Mule
  • Lubricating the love stick
  • Lubricating the piston
  • Madame/Rosie Palm and her five daughters/sisters (dating, meeting, or spending time with)
  • Making a knuckle hot dog
  • Making a shorcut on the toolbar
  • Making drain babies
  • Making gravy
  • Making Johnnie Walker red
  • Making "Love" in the hand
  • Making love with Miss Right
  • Making mayonnaise
  • Making pudding
  • Making salad dressing
  • Making sewer babies
  • Making the bald man cry
  • Making the Cyclops fight the five headed monster until he cries
  • Making the Meat-Whistle
  • Male polishing the stinger
  • Manipulating your genitalia
  • Manola (Spanish)
  • Manual Override
  • Manuela de Palma (Argentina)
  • Massaging the Marrionette, no strings attached
  • Masturbating midgets
  • Meeting the bishop
  • Meeting lady palm and her 5 lovely daughters
  • Memory Bank Spank
  • Menage-a-un
  • Merchant Banking
  • muth marna (hindi)
  • Milking (also applies to fellatio)
  • Milking the Fucking Udder
  • Milking the Heifer
  • Milking the Lizard
  • Mugging the Kojak Doll

[] N-R

  • Neylanding the Ryan
  • Nestling the aardvark
  • Number 3
  • Onanism
  • One-handed knuckle shuffle
  • One man tug of war
  • Ordering mayonnaise
  • Paddling the poodle
  • Paja (Spanish)
  • Palmela Handerson
  • Pat the Robertson
  • Pawing off
  • Peniskvarter (Norwegian)
  • Petting the monkey
  • Petting the parrot
  • Petting the snake
  • Pickling the cuke
  • Pickle dancing
  • Pinching the one-eyed snake
  • Playing "hookey"
  • Playing One Arm Bandit
  • Playing One Eyed Bandit
  • Playing the Skin Flute
  • Playing Rumple Foreskin
  • Playing some Bach (big pipe organ solo)
  • Playing the pink clarinet
  • Playing the Flesh Fiddle
  • Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops
  • Playing with peter
  • Playing with Willy
  • Playing with your "Happy Meal Toy"
  • Pleasing the turtle
  • Plucking the duck
  • Plucking the pickle
  • Pocket billiards/pool
  • Polishing the Beef Bayonet
  • Polishing the helmet / knob
  • Polishing the family jewels
  • Polishing the firefighter helmet
  • Polishing the penguin
  • Polishing the Pewter
  • Polishing the rocket
  • Popping one off for the Kaiser
  • Posh wank (masturbation with a condom on)
  • Pounding the pud
  • Pre-heating the Oven
  • Prostate maintenance
  • Puffing the one-eyed dragon
  • Pulling a Pee Wee
  • Pulling off
  • Pulling the goalie
  • Pulling the pickle
  • Pulling the pud/pudding
  • Pump Action
  • Pumping the gas
  • Pounding the pepperoni
  • Pumping the porpoise
  • Pumping the revolver
  • Pumping out the petrol
  • Punching the clown
  • Punching the gorilla
  • Punching the Munchkin
  • Punching the pope
  • Punheta (Brazil)
  • Putting mayo on the knuckle sandwich
  • Putting miles on your monkey
  • Putting the dog's eye out
  • Red rocket (South Park reference; "Proper Condom Use")
  • Repopulating Armenia
  • Riding the one eyed wonder horse
  • Riding the PLP
  • Rocking the lil' man in the boat
  • Rosey Palm ("Dating Rosey Palm and her five sisters")
  • Roughing up the suspect ('Cause you know he's guilty')
  • Rubbing one off
  • Rubbing one out
  • Rubbing out a Frank Cui
  • Rubbing the nub
  • Rubbing the genie/magic lamp
  • Rumble In the Jungle (Also applies to Females)
  • Runke (Norwegian)
  • Running off a batch (of baby batter)

[] S-Z

  • Sadka marna (hindi)
  • Sanding the woody
  • Satisfying King Solomon
  • Saying hello to my little friend
  • Saying hi to big Jim and the Twins
  • Scalping General Custer
  • Self-abuse
  • Shaking hands with Dick
  • Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln
  • Shaking hands with Ben Franklin
  • Shaking hands with Little Richard
  • Shaking hands with Mr. Happy
  • Shaking hands with Mr. Henry
  • Shaking hands with Mr. Johnson
  • Shaking hands with Peter
  • Shaking hands with the governor of love
  • Shaking hands with the president
  • Shaking hands with the sheriff
  • Shaking hands with the unemployed
  • Shaking hands with the wife's best friend
  • Shaking hands with the wife's wedding present
  • Shaking the caravan (referenced in the BBC series Coupling)
  • Shaking white-hot coconuts from the veiny love tree
  • Shandy shuffle, doing/playing the
  • Sharpening the pencil
  • Shaving the cucumber
  • Shining the helmet
  • Shining the Myles
  • Shining the shaft
  • Shock the Monkey
  • Shooting putty at the moon
  • Shooting the 6 shooter
  • Shooting your eye out
  • Shooting Mr. Lincoln
  • Shucking your oysters
  • Singing Your Birthday Song
  • Skanking the pickle
  • Skipping rocks off the lake of love
  • Skipping to school
  • Slamming the Ham
  • Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ
  • Slapping it off
  • Slapping the salami
  • Sliding the sheath (uncircumcised)
  • Smacking the pudge
  • Smacking the salami
  • Smashing one out
  • Spackling the ceiling
  • Spanking Off
  • Spanking the dolphin
  • Spanking the monkey
  • Spanking the plank
  • Special saucing the Big Mac (This event actually occured)
  • Spending some quality time with the one-eyed purple-headed yogurt-slinging cyclops
  • Spew from the column of delight
  • Spin the humming top
  • Spilling milk
  • Spilling the beans
  • Spilling your seeds
  • Spilling Sprite on the keyboard
  • Spit shining the trophy
  • Squeezing the cream out of the flesh Twinkie
  • Squeezing the Squirrel
  • Straining the vein
  • Stretching before strenuous exercise
  • Supply and Demand
  • Surgaring the Churro
  • Stabbing the cat (frantic: as opposed to Feeding the ducks)
  • Strangling the python
  • Stroking the magic sea-monkey
  • Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
  • Stroking the pole
  • Stroking the salami
  • Sturbing (from the movie Whipped)
  • Taffy pulling
  • Taking Palmela Out
  • Talking to Moe
  • Taming Goliath
  • Taming the dragon
  • Testing out the magic love wand
  • The blob blaster
  • The Rise and Fall of Peter the Great
  • The sperm manicure
  • Throttling the Toad
  • Tickling old one-eye
  • Tommy tanking
  • Tool time (the act of having tool time)
  • Tossing (off)
  • Tossing the dice
  • Touch and go
  • Touring your own facility
  • Tugging the rope
  • Tugging the Tapioca Tube
  • Turbo-Fisted Meat-Monster Merengue
  • Turning Japanese (from the song, supposedly 80s slang)
  • The two fisted monkey slap
  • Tweaking the Totem Pole
  • Unrolling the turtle neck
  • Unsheathing the shlong
  • Using the Force
  • Verifying your manhood
  • Volársela (Spanish)
  • Whack the one-eyed weasel
  • Walking the bearded one-eyed love dog
  • Walking the dog
  • Walking the one eyed dog
  • Wang jangling
  • Wangsterbating
  • Wank, Wanking
  • Wank your crank
  • Washing it (as fast as you want to)
  • Waxing the Buick
  • Waxing the carrot
  • Waxing the dolphin
  • Waxing the T-Bird
  • Waxing your Rocket
  • Whacking off
  • Whip the Lizzard
  • Whipping up some baby batter
  • Working on a project
  • Working the gherkin
  • Working the glue stick
  • Working up some baby batter
  • Worshiping the finger prince
  • Worshiping the fist prince
  • Wrestling the Bald Headed Champ
  • Wrestling with Jimmy
  • Writing (also female)
  • Writing in your journal
  • Yank the doodle dandy
  • Yanking off
  • Yanking the crank
  • Yanking the penal cord
  • Yanking your chain
  • Yoinking It
  • Zonking the zebra

Female masturbation[edit]

  • Anchoring the ship
  • Applying lip gloss
  • Auditioning the finger puppets
  • Bean flicking
  • Beating around the bush
  • Bounce the balloon knot
  • Breakfast in bed
  • Buffing the muffin
  • Buttering the whisker biscuit
  • Cracking the gash
  • Cunt poking (also applies to coitus)
  • Date with the four sons of Father Thumb
  • Dialing zero on the little pink telephone
  • Diddling [the clit]
  • Digging a stench trench
  • DJ'ing the budgie tongue
  • Doing one's nails
  • Double-clicking the mouse
  • Exploring (one's) hidden depths
  • Exploring inner-space
  • Exploring the virgin wood
  • Feeding the horse
  • Fiddling the bean
  • Flicking the bean
  • Flicking the bic
  • Finger attack
  • Finger bang
  • Finger sex
  • Fingering
  • Fingerfucking
  • Flap Flogging
  • Flicking the clit/bead/bean/bud
  • Flossing
  • Fluttering the fuzz
  • Frigging off
  • Getting off in the bush
  • Gusset typing
  • Hangin' with Mr. Cooper (also male)
  • Jacking off Jeremy (or jicking Jack off)
  • Jack'n the box
  • Jilling off
  • Jilling your jollies
  • KitKat shuffle
  • Nuke, the
  • Pawing(off)
  • Paddling the Pink Canoe
  • Personal DJ
  • Petting the kitty/pussy/clitty
  • Playing in the petals
  • Playing with the little girl/lady/woman in the canoe
  • Playing stinkfinger
  • Playing the invisible banjo
  • Playing with the floodgates
  • Plunging the happy hole
  • Poking off
  • Polishing the pearl
  • Praying mantis
  • Pulling the pud (pudendum)
  • Raiding the honey jar/pot
  • Roaming the damp and tangled wood
  • Roley, poley... finger the holey
  • Rub the bean
  • Rubbing the monkey
  • Rubbin hood (obvious pun on Robin Hood)
  • Rubbing off
  • Rubbing the front butt
  • Rubbing the elf
  • Rumble In the Jungle (Also applies to Males)
  • She-bopping
  • Shocker
  • Shlicking
  • Siririca (Brazil)
  • Slapping the Gash
  • Smacking the pony
  • Spanking the monkey
  • Spanking the skunk guts
  • Spinning the Clits of the 80's and 90's
  • Stinky-Pinking
  • Stirring the soup
  • Stirring the trough
  • Stroking the kitty/pussy
  • Stuffing the bird
  • Taking a long, warm bath
  • Tangsturbating
  • Tapping the keg
  • Tenderizing the steak
  • Tending the axe wound
  • Tickling the twat
  • Tickling the vertical smile
  • Tip-toe through the two lips
  • Tipping the velvet
  • Touching the hooded monk
  • Twirling the pearl
  • Two or Three Knuckle Shuffle
  • Two finger taco tango
  • Two in the pink, one in the stink
  • Walking in the bush down under
  • Walking the kitty
  • Walking the clitty
  • Washing the car
  • Waxing the oyster
  • Whistling a tune
  • Working out at the Y
  • Writing (also male)
  • Yanking the pump action yogurt tosser

Mutual or group masturbation[edit]

Mutual masturbation involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.

  • Bread game
  • Bukkake
  • Butter the Toast/Bread (Circle Jerk Game)
  • Circle jerk
  • Hot potato
  • Jacking and jilling off
  • Limp Biscuit
  • Pass the cup!
  • Reach Around (while giving anal sex)
  • Soggy Biscuit (English boys public school)
  • Soggy Marie (South Africa - Circle Jerk Game with a "Marie Biscuit" in the middle)
  • Texas Hold'em
  • Triscuit game
  • Mookie Cookie
  • Mother loving crap monger

Non-English expressions[edit]

Male masturbation in Cantonese and standard Chinese translates as hitting the airplane, or in popular slang in Taiwan as polishing the gun or firing the pistol. The Turkish expression translates literally to pull 31.

The act of 'pitching a tent' in Japanese can be referred to as "Mokkori!" An expression popularized by main character Ryo Saeba in the manga/anime story 'City Hunter'. City Hunter was first published in manga form by writer and artists Hojo Tsukasa in 1985 under publisher Shonen Jump Magazine.

Group sex[edit]

Group sex is sexual behaviour involving more than two people at the same time.

  • Airtight, when all body orifices are filled.
  • Bacanal (probably from Bacchanalia) (Brazil)
  • Circle jerk
  • Cluster fuck, leading to the "pivot man in a cluster fuck." May or may not be a good place to be.
  • Conga line
  • Daisy chain (U.K.)
  • Dog Pile
  • Double Meat Medley
  • DP, Double Penetration (When a woman is entered anally and in her vagina simultaneously)
  • DVDA (Double Vaginal, Double Anal as explained in Orgazmo)
  • Finger cuffs
  • Fuck fight
  • Fuck fest
  • Gangbang/Gang bang
  • Lumberjack
  • Mob screw
  • Musical Beds
  • Orgy
  • Run a train
  • Sandwich
  • Saamuhika sringaram (Telugu)
  • Shagging contest
  • (Spit) Roast
  • Suruba (Brazil)
  • Taking up a collection
  • Threesome
  • Three-way
  • TP, Triple Penetration (When a woman is entered anally, orally, and in her vagina simultaneously)
  • Training

Other practices[edit]

It should be noted that many of the following practices are not performed in actuality, but only exist as part of urban lore.

[] Other Practices A - C

  • 1970's Gas Crisis: Inserting a length of plastic tube into your partner's anus, then sucking on it. So named because it resembles the act of siphoning gas prevalent during the fuel shortages of the 1970s.
  • Abraham Lincoln: Shaving one's pubic hair and keeping it, then ejaculating on a partner's face and throwing the pubic hair on their face so that it sticks.
  • Alabama Cupcake: The act of leaving the female's diaphragm, full of feces, on the pillow next to her in the morning.
  • Alex & Stu reach around- When two men have gay sex in a bathroom.
  • Alaskan Dragon: Where the man ejaculates into the woman's mouth, and she then puffs out her cheeks and the man presses them in again forcefully, causing the semen to spew out like a dragon's fire.
  • Alaska Pipeline: Anally penetrating the partner with a turd that has been left in the freezer for a period of time sufficient for complete solidification.
  • Alpine Surprise: Receiving fellatio from a partner who just ate an Altoid.
  • Angry Dragon: When a girl is giving you oral sex, just as you are about to ejaculate, grab the back of her head and thrust as hard as you can and whisper in her ear that you have AIDS just as you cum. She will freak out and try to spit the cum out, but it will come out of her nose instead of her mouth.
  • Angry Pirate: When one is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, shoots semen in one of the female's eyes, kicking one of her legs, and running away. The result is an angry girl who cannot see out of one eye (the eyepatch) and has trouble walking on one of her legs (the pegleg).
  • Arabian Goggles: While getting a blowjob, the blowee places a single testicle in each eyesocket of the "blower".
  • Asian Steamer aka Cleveland Steamer: Defecating on plastic wrap which is over a person's face.
  • Atomic Upper-Decker Blumpkin: Receiving a blumpkin while dropping a turd into the toilet tank while sitting on the top of a bathroom stall.
  • Bagpiping: The masturbation of the penis with an armpit
  • Bismark: Leaping from any distance with the express intent of ending in insertion.
  • Blumpkin/Grumpkin/Dumpkin: Getting a blowjob while defecating. Mainly used on the toilet or in nature.
  • Brown Neck Tie: After engaging in anal sex, the man pulls out and has sex with her tits, leaving the impression of a brown neck tie.
  • Bucking Bronco, The: While engaged in anal sex with a female partner, the male suddenly grabs and firmly squeezes the Hell out of her tits while screaming another woman's name. Then he tries to hold his mount while the female bucks wildly.
  • Carpet Cleaner: During doggy-style sex, picking the girl up and pushing her face through the carpet whilst restraining her arms.
  • Chellerina, The: Defecating and urinating on one's partner while giving him a blowjob
  • Claire, The: While the girl is attempting a cowgirl-toe-tug, giving her a swift punch to the back of the head (or see donkey punch)
  • Cleveland steamer/Hot Lunch/Pasadena mudslide: Defecating on a partner's chest
  • Coffeegrinder: To crush dried feces on a person's forehead with one's penis.
  • Columbus Cummerbun: Defecating, usually with diarreah, into your parter's navel then either licking it or smearing it over their stomach
  • Combat Jack: Jerking off, or engaging in any sexual activity while in a combat zone, i.e. The poor bastards in Iraq that have to rub one off on guard duty.
  • Crime Scene Sex/Crimson Flow/Crimson Wave: Sex during the woman's menstrual cycle
  • Cuban Chili Dog: Having a girl suck you off after anal sex. (aka ass-to-mouth)

[] Other Practices D - G

  • Davy Crockett: The act of wearing a chick's beaver as a hat, thereby allowing one to look like Davy Crockett.
  • Dirty Dog: After Anal sex, performing oral sex on the unwashed penis.
  • Dirt Biking: When a man takes a dump on a girl's chest and then titty fucks her. Leaving skid marks on the face is optional.
  • Dirty Sanchez: After Anal sex, pulling out the feces-/cum-covered penis, and wiping it across the sexual partner's face, creating a mustache-like appearance.
  • Dirty Shirley: Ejaculates into the ear of a sexual partner, either intentionally or accidentally.
  • Dog in the Bathtub - Inserting both testicles in the vagina, while the penis is interted into the anus. This maneuver is said to be as difficult as getting a dog to stay in the bathtub. Not sure this is even physically possible.
  • Donkey punch: While doing your partner from behind, immediately before ejaculating, you punch them in the back of the head, thereby causing the anus to tighten around the penis, resulting in a greater orgasm.
  • Donkey Punch Balcony Throw: While doing your partner from behind on a balcony, immediately before ejaculating, you punch them in the back of the head, thereby causing the anus to tighten around the penis, resulting in a greater orgasm. Then reaching under them and raising their body so they fly over the railing and fall to their death.
  • Double Master Blaster: Reaching orgasm from fellatio while smoking a crackpipe.
  • Double Dribbling: The acting of stuffing both of ones testicles into a woman's vagina either before, during or after sexual intercourse.
  • Double Trouble: Act of fondling a woman's breasts during anal sex
  • Double Punch Slap Punch : Giving female partner swift punch to the jaw forcing the mouth to open then as swiftly punching in the back of the neck to temporarily paralyze the partner while forcing penis down the throat then slapping to withdraw from paralasys and ejacualating in the throat causing her to gag, if so a swift and painful punch to the nose and a Hot Lunch
  • Dutch Oven: Flatulence during intercourse, followed by trapping your partner's head under the bedsheets.
  • Elephant Walk - alledged fraternity hazing practice in which the pledges are forced to line up and insert their thumbs in the anus of the guy in front of him while using the other hand to hold the guy's testicles. This is done in a circle so everyone is penetrating while being penetrated. The pledges are then forced to walk around in a circle.
  • Feeding the Elephant: Inserting peanuts into a male urethra.
  • Felching: Act of sucking semen out of an anus.
  • Felching(2): Act of putting small rodents into the anus, usually using a tube of some sort to allow the rodent access (may also be known as mousing and gerbiling). An urban legend has this as Richard Gere's fetish.
  • Glass-Bottom Boat: One partner lays under a glass table, a piece of plastic or Saran Wrap while the other partner defecates upon the surface.
  • Flesh Bong: Smoking Cannabis from a woman's vagina.
  • Flying Dutchman - performed when in doggy-style or some other position from behind. The male will pull out for a second, remove the condom, and quickly reinsert the penis. This is done quickly so that the partner does not notice.
  • Four Amigos, The: When four seemingly heterosexual adolescents get bored and decide to mutually masturbate each other, while inserting their fists into their respective anuses. Very common in wealthy northwest suburbs of Chicago, near or around Crystal Lake.
  • Freakin' Dat Bitch: Inserting one's balls into a female's anus, then "flapping the dick down" into her vaginal cavity.
  • Fuel Pump: Urinating in your partner's vagina/rectum during sex.
  • Gleesome threesome: the act of penetrating jess windram both in the anus and vagina at the same time. (AKA. the tim n jess trick)
  • Glory Hole: Anonymous sex, usually gay, through a hole in a toilet partition or peep show partition.
  • Golden Enema: Urinating in partner's bowels during anal sex.
  • Golden Showers: Act of urinating on a partner for sexual pleasure. Also known as watersports.
  • Gorilla Mask: Act of saving up shaven off pubic hair, ejaculating on your partner's face, then throwing the pubic hair on your partner's semen covered face, where it sticks.

[] Other Practices H - K

  • Hot Carl: Feces are wrapped in cellophane and placed in a partners mouth.
  • Hot Lunch: Dropping a log in a partners mouth.
  • Houdini: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, spitting on your partner's back to seem like you ejaculated, then ejaculating in their face when they turn around. (also known as Philly Fake-Out)
  • Houdini (alternate): During sex doggy-style, pushing your partner's face into the pillow just before you climax, then running out of their room and/or house and/or life forever. Can be combined with the Houdini Supreme.
  • Houdini Reversal: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, ejaculating on your partner's back to seem like you spit, then spitting in their face when they turn around. (also known as Reverse Philly Fake-Out)
  • Houdini Supreme: Act of having sex doggy-style, while the woman can see out of a window. The man pulls out and another man secretly enters and continues. The first partner appears outside the window and waves.
  • Houdini Hills: Act of having sex doggy-style, in the dark, while the woman can see out of a window. The man pulls out and another man secretly enters and continues. The woman is told to close her eyes and two other men enter the room (expectedly from a closet) and beat the woman as the first partner appears outside the window and waves.
  • Jackpot: the act of putting coins in a girls vagina and punching her in the stomach causing the coins to fall out after which the male screams "jackpot!"
  • Jelly Doughnut: The act of a man ejaculating on a person's face (generally following fellatio), after which the man strikes the partner's nose. The ensuing blood mixes with the semen, giving the impression of red fruit jelly.
  • Jedi Mind Trick: Intercourse while repeating the phrase "You're not being fucked... You're not being fucked."
  • Josh, The: The act of masterbating while fingering oneself in the rectum.
  • Juiceboxing: The act of sticking a straw into a girl's vagina and sucking out all the fluids you can get.
  • Justin, The: A variation on "The Josh," it is the act of masterbating with one's entire fist in one's ass.

[] Other Practices L - R

  • Leaving a Melvin Rice: After ejaculation defecating on your partners head
  • Mandana: Act of ejaculating on a person's forehead so the result resembles a bandana
  • Mashed potatoes: First you cum (the potatoes) on the girl's face, then you diarrhea (the gravy) on top of that.
  • Merry-go-Round: While having intercourse and your partner is sitting on top, you grab her and spin her around, your penis being the axel.
  • Metal Gear RAY: When you're ready to ejaculate, you punch the girl in the leg, and when she opens her mouth to scream, you shoot your semen into her mouth.
  • Milk DUD: Anal Sex after injecting herion into to anus. (common among homeless).
  • Muddy snowball: Anal sex, then ejaculating in the partner's mouth where it's held, then the semen is passed back to the anus penetrator
  • Nicolaescu, the: when a guy jerks off and shits in his hand, while watching John Baystack workout video.
  • Ninja: During doggy style in a dark room, the man must switch his penis with a dildo and wait until the girl becomes curious as to why he stopped. At that moment the man jumps to her side, yells "Ninja" and punches her in the face.
  • No-Battery Boyfriend: Act of vaginally penetrating a woman with a phallic object other than a dildo
  • Nosejob, The: Act of ejaculating in the partner's nose then covering the mouth until they are forced to inhale.
  • One-Eyed Sailor: Act of poking a woman in one eye with the penis and ejaculating in the other after fellatio.
  • Paddlecocking: A technique invented by Kaz, which involves one hand on the shaft and the other fist up the ass.
  • Peg-legged Pirate: Similar to the One-Eyed Sailor, ejaculaton in the partner's eye after fellatio, followed by a swift kick in one of the shins.
  • Pearl Necklace: Act of ejaculating on a person's neck so the result resembles a pearl necklace
  • Pink Sock: After Donkey-Punching your partner, pulling out while the anus is still contracted. The piece of rectum that comes out with it is known as the Pink Sock.
  • Pittsburgh Platter: Variation on Cleveland Steamer.
  • Plate Job: Lying under a glass-topped table while someone sits on the table and defecates.
  • Poodini: Similar to the Houdini, also often called the "dreaded" Poodini. After initiating sex in doggy-style, consume laxatives and pull out while spilling excess laxative onto the back of the sexual partner. When the partner, believing the ejaculate has landed on his or her back, turns around, proceed to spray fecal matter into his or her mouth.
  • Pop-eye: Blowing a load in your partners eye/s during oral sex.
  • Portuguese Breakfast: An esoteric form of cunnilingus involving raw eggs.
  • Red Wings, getting your: The act of going down on a woman during menstral cycle, earning you your "Red Wings".
  • Riding the Bull: Act of having sex doggy-style, grabbing the hair of partner and yelling out an ex-lover's name (Or telling him/her you have AIDS). You then hold on tight and see how long you can stay on top. Also known as "Rodeo"
  • Rim Job: Licking the inside and general region of another's anus.
  • Rusty Trombone: Act of licking the partners anus while masturbating him.

[] Other Practices S - Z

  • Screaming Eagle: While having sex in a sandy area, such as a beach, pulling the penis out of the vagina, dipping it in sand, and inserting it back in forcefully. Can also be done with the anus.
  • Skull Fucking: The act of penetrating and having intercourse with an empty eye socket, usually preceded by the gouging out of eye(s). also, Squicking: the noise the file makes when you make your own hole in the skull. (supposedly of a corpse/necrophilia)
  • Shocker: While masturbating the female with two fingers, the man then inserts another finger into the women's anus. The act is also referred to as "two in the pink one in the stink" or "the fun gun".
  • Mega-Shocker: Taking both his hands the male places them palms together, links his ring fingers only and inserts both sets of index and middle fingers (4 total) into the vagina, and his pinkie finger set (2 total) into her anus.
  • Rainbow-Kiss: Mutual oral sex whereby the dude goes down on his woman during her period - laps up some of her fluids. When you jizz in her mouth, you both french kiss each other, swapping fluids. 'A la Rainbow Kiss'.
  • Omega-Shocker: the male makes two fists and, smiling, insert one into her vagina, and one into her anus.
  • Sniffing Josh: Sniffing your finger after fingering yourself or someone else in the rectum.
  • Snowballing: When the male ejaculates in the females mouth and she holds the semen inside right before she passes it to her partner by French kissing him. Can also be practiced between two women after one receives the semen.
  • Snow Plow: While doing a woman from behind, grab both of her arms and push her across the floor.
  • Sploshing (UK): Sexual stimulation by smearing oneself with food.
  • The Inside Job/The Secret Handshake: When a girl fists herself, the man inserts his dick, and she jacks him off.
  • Strawberry Shortcake: Punching one's lover in the face after ejaculating on it (allusion to the mixture of blood and cum). Also known as Strawberry Daquiri.
  • Tastycake: Refers to a male ejaculating into the mouth of a partner who is performing oral sex after previously deficating into their mouth thus providing a "cream filling inside the chocolate"
  • Texas Oil Rig- As part of an anal intercourse, lying on your back while a partner rides you, then pulling off right before ejaculating, getting jacked off, and then licking up your own load greedily.
  • Texas Pete: Receiving fellatio from a partner who just swallowed a bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce.
  • The Tony Danza: While engaging in intercourse the male asks the female who is the boss. To which the female will most likely answer that the male is. The male then slaps or punches the female and tells her that Tony Danza is the boss.
  • The Tone: The act of putting the testicles in the anus whilst simultaneously flipping the penis down into the vagina.
  • Turquey Slapping: Act of slapping the partner on the face with the penis after fellatio. Also commonly referred to as "Fedonking" or F.C.B (Facial cock beating) in some parts of the south west United States. Also known as "Giving Her a Mushroom Bruise"
  • Triple Dagger: When Tina is triple penetrated by Nick, Ferd and Jamie at the same time. Also known as 'Tina Warming Party.'
  • Uncle's Shresh's Special: The act of defecating into the partner's mouth shortly after climax and afterward yelling, "Thank you, come again!" The partner should preferable run away immediately afterward to be replaced by a donkey with a penis that measure >= 18 inches.
  • Unlucky Number, The: Similar to the shocker, except the partner inserts all fingers, thumbs, testicles, and the penis in the woman's ass. Hence, 0 in the pink, 13 in the stink, or the "unlucky number."
  • White Dragon: When the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth and forces his penis in for long enough that she chokes and forces the cum out through her nose. Also known as The Angry Dragon, The Sticky Dragon, or The Fire-Breathing Dragon.
  • White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.
  • Windram: To masturbate someone's penis into ones face with the intentions of getting ejaculated on
  • X Marks the Spot: Rubbing your penis on your partner's back after anal sex or after menstration.

Post-coital Activities[edit]

  • Dropping the bomb: the excretion of semen from a woman's vagina on her visit to the toilet, shortly after having sex
  • Sleeping in the wet patch: to sleep in the place where the semen fell
  • Waving the white flag: when a man has tissue paper stuck to his penis after wiping away his semen

Sexual Stimulation[edit]


A dildo is an artificial penis.

  • Arvydas Sabonis
  • The Big William
  • BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend/Buddy)
  • Cock Block
  • Consolador (Spanish)
  • Destro
  • Doctor's helper
  • Dong
  • Fantasy cock
  • Monster
  • Penis substitute
  • Pocket-Rocket
  • Rambone
  • Schlong decoy
  • Steely Dan (from the William Burroughs novel, Naked Lunch)


Pornography is creative activity, such as writing, pictures or movies, often of artistic as well as erotic value, intended to stimulate sexual desire.

  • Blue material
  • Boothu (Telugu)
  • Bukkake
  • Dirty pictures
  • Ecchi (softcore hentai)
  • Eye-Candy Catalog
  • Eye waggling (looking at pornography)
  • Falcon (male gay porn)
  • Flesh fiction
  • Girly mags
  • Girly pics
  • Hentai
  • Jazz mags
  • Jizz mags
  • Jerk off material
  • Naked pictures
  • Neeli chithralu - "Blue Films" (Telugu)
  • Nudy mags
  • Pix
  • Porn/Porno
  • pr0n (leet - "Internet slang")
  • Skin Mags
  • Slash fiction
  • Smut
  • Spoogy pics
  • Stick books
  • Stroke material
  • Square Headed Girlfriend - using a computer to access porn
  • Thrap mag
  • Toss Fodder
  • Wank mags
  • Yiff (furry)
  • Yiff(y) 'zines (also furry)
  • X
  • XXX
  • 2D-Girls
  • Steffos delight

Condom slogans[edit]

1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
21) If you really love her, wear a cover
22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
25) No glove, no love
26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
28) No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown
31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
35) Cloak the joker before you poke her
36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch
37) Cape your throbber before you bob her
38) After detection sheath your erection
39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
41) Cover that lumber before you pump her
42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
44) House your noodle then release your strudel
45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
47) Cage that snake then shake and bake
48) Cover your peter it will be much neater
49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
50) It's always funky to cage your monkey
51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
53) It's not much money to catch your honey
54) Don't be a fool cover your tool
55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch
56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche
57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool
58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
59) Contain that sputum before you use him
60) Restrain your log then plow her bog
61) Glove your pecker before you check her
62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her
63) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)
64) Cover old pete then grind her meat
65) Guard your peter before you meet her
66) Check your list before you tryst
67) Wrap your bate before you mate
68) Can your worm before you squirm
69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
71) Bag the mole then do her hole
72) Cuff your carrot before you share it
73) Jail your number then call the plumber
74) Cover your vein then drive her insane
75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink
77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry
79) Wrap that spout then bore her out
80) Conceal your train don't cause her pain
81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge
82) Shroud your trout then make her shout
83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
85) Wrap your spout to catch the trout
86) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
87) Cover your steamer before you ream her
88) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
89) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
90) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
91) Clothe the boner before you hone her
92) Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
93) Cork your pump or you don't hump
94) No unwrapped stags get between my legs
95) Dress that erection to make a deflection
96) Contain that shanker before you spank her
97) Cap that seeder before you breed her
98) Stop the stream before you cream
99) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
100) Protect your screw to catch that glue
101) Package your meat for a real neat treat
102) Holster your gun then shootings more fun
103) Canvas that trailer before you nail her
104) Garage the tractor then attack her
105) Net that grass hopper before you pop her
106) Sock that wanger before you bang her
107) Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
108) Trim your hardwood then do her real good
109) Garnish your oak then give her a poke
110) Pouch your associate then go fornicate
111) Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
112) Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
113) Catch that goat before it bloats
114) Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
115) Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
116) Prune that stalk then make her squawk
117) Wrap that rod then please her bod
118) Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
119) House that bottle then mash her throttle
120) Sash that hash then thrash that gash
121) Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
122) Can your knob then throb her swab
123) Contain old Doug then clean her rug
124) Cover your limb before you swim
125) Retain your bailer then impale her
126) Rope your dope then make some soap
127) Net your salamander then make salad in her
128) Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
129) Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
130) Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
131) Cover your stone before you bone
132) House your hose then curl her toes
133) Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
134) Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
135) Shield your rocks then pond her box
136) Cover old sly then do her dry
137) Wrap your rail then fill her pail
138) Glove your chimney before you come in me
139) If your nude tube your dude
140) Cloak your hitter then go split her
141) Wrap your nipper before you dip her
142) Can your spam then bam that mam
143) Corral your ram then slice her ham
144) Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
145) Twist your wick then stick that prick
146) Cover old Bart then dart her tart
147) Shed old spot then do her slot
148) Drawer your pip then split her lips
149) Contain that leach then mash her peach
150) Bag your elm then take the helm
151) Constrain your gem to catch the flem
152) Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these
153) Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot
154) Survey your land then plant her stand
155) Before you drive her protect that diver
156) Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
157) Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
158) Cover you post then slice her roast
159) Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
160) Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
161) Contain that viper before you pipe her
162) Wrap your whopper, then go bop her
163) Protect your cock with the sock.
164) Slip it on before you slip it in.
165) Don't leave it to God, cover your rod.
164) Do a good deed, don't spill your seed.
165) Tub that sub then rub her hub
166) Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen
167) Dam your giver then fill her quiver


  • Cock
  • Dick
  • Ding-a-ling
  • Dong
  • Floyd
  • Fuck meat
  • Heat seeking moisture missile
  • Hot dog
  • Hot rod
  • Johnson
  • Joy stick
  • Knob
  • Meat
  • Mr. Henry
  • (the) Muscle that spits
  • One-eyed trouser snake
  • Peter
  • Pool stick
  • Prick
  • Pride 'n' joy
  • Shlong
  • Spiny Norman
  • Ten-inch
  • Thing
  • Thingy
  • Tool
  • Tube steak
  • Wang
  • Weiner
  • Willy
  • Whatyamacallit


  • Box
  • Box of cow tongues
  • Cunt
  • Fanny - UK
  • Gash
  • Glory Hole
  • Heaven on Earth
  • Hole
  • Meat Curtains
  • Pink
  • Pink Taco
  • Pussy
  • Snatch

Physiological processes[edit]


An erection is the hardening of the penis.

  • Boner
  • Breakfast Burrito (Morning erection)
  • Charming the anaconda
  • Chubby
  • Enutchuck
  • Flag pole
  • Flesh Tampon
  • Full-on
  • Half Mongrel (Australian term for semi-erect))
  • Hard-on
  • Homemade sundial
  • K-2
  • Loaded
  • Lob-on (in a semi-erect state)
  • Morning wood, morning glory, or sunrise surprise (a penile erection males experience upon waking)
  • phallus erectus
  • pitch a tent.
  • Poker
  • Purple-headed yogurt slinger
  • Raise a Barn
  • Renob
  • Rising
  • Semi (Semi-erect, i.e. "Man that chick gave me a Semi!")
  • Standing at attention
  • Stiffy
  • Turgid
  • Woody

Female Arousal[edit]

  • Dripping
  • Fully packed kebab
  • Loaded for bear
  • Moisty
  • Running like Clapham Junction (UK)
  • Wide on - the female equivalent of a hard-on


Menstruation is commonly known as a "period".

  • Arsenal playing at home
  • Aunt Flo is visiting (this was in episodes of "Family Guy", "The Cosby Show", and South Park.)
  • A Visit from Cap'n Bloodsnatch
  • Catting
  • Changing the oil
  • Circus is in town, the
  • Crimson tide
  • Crimson wave
  • Curse, the
  • Dot, the
  • Drip, the
  • Eve's curse
  • Eve's gift
  • Flying Baker
  • Flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term)
  • Friend
  • Getting the painters in
  • Getting your flowers (Irish)
  • Girly Problems
  • Guest
  • Having a period
  • Having the painters in
  • Italian diner is closed for renovation, the
  • Jam Rag Time
  • Lady in Red, The (Particularly when the vulva is called "The Lady")
  • Les Anglais sont débarqué (French, approximately 'the English [soldiers, with their red coats] have disembarked [i.e. arrived]')
  • Making fruit punch
  • Monkey's nose bleed
  • Monthly
  • Monthly Sweepstakes, The
  • Moon Cycle, The
  • My little friend
  • My little red-headed friend
  • P-Reg (as in registration plate for a car)
  • Painting the town red
  • Painters are in, the
  • Perioding on a poodle
  • Picking cotton
  • Polka-Dot parade, the
  • Putting up the red tent
  • On the blob
  • On the period
  • On the rag
  • P..... (usually when the female doesn't want to reveal it)
  • Ragging
  • Rag Week
  • Red storm rising
  • Regla, la (Spanish)
  • Red Baron, The
  • Red Tide (Wave)
  • Riding the cotton pony
  • Señorita de rojo, la (Spanish)
  • Sick
  • Sitting on the couch (as in "kotex")
  • Surfing the Crimson Wave
  • Swimming in the Red Sea
  • That time of the month
  • T.O.M
  • To have a date with Aunt K (as in "kotex")
  • Up on blocks
  • Vampire's tea bag
  • (Being) Visited by Charlie
  • Walking along the beach in soft focus


  • About to drop the sprog
  • Banged up
  • Bombo, tener un (Spanish)
  • Bun in the oven
  • Duck in the oven
  • Enceinte (French)
  • Expecting
  • Great with child
  • In the family way
  • Hanging a doughnut
  • Kicked in the back
  • Knocked up
  • Preggers
  • Prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be)
  • Sprog farming
  • Stagnant
  • Stewing a swift pie
  • Tin roof rusted (see B52's Love shack)
  • Up the duff
  • Up the kite
  • With child
  • With pod
  • "With a bloody great squirming thing in utero"
  • The river runs red

Orgasm (male and female)[edit]

  • Acabar (Spanish)
  • Approaching the Billy Mill Roundabout (Northern English)
  • Avale (French)
  • Big "O", the
  • Blast off
  • Blowing a load
  • Busting a nut
  • Climax
  • Coming/Cumming
  • Correrse (Spanish)
  • Corriendo (Spanish, 'Cumming')
  • Creaming/Cream pie
  • Creaming one's jeans (male ejaculation inside his pants)
  • Earth moving, the
  • Eruption
  • Filling up at the ejaculation station
  • Fireworks
  • Fucking Off
  • Gasm
  • Getting off
  • Getting a Lobbage
  • Hot Lava
  • Impregnating the bed (nocturnal emission by male)
  • Irse (Spanish)
  • Japanese moment
  • Jizzing
  • Jouir (French)
  • Liquid Explosion
  • Making the "O" face
  • Massive Eruption
  • Money shot
  • Mul (Korean)
  • Number 3 (ejaculation; "Number 1" refers to urination, "Number 2" refers to defecation)
  • Nutting
  • O(n) (big O of n)
  • Petite mort, la (French for the little death; sometimes refers specifically to an orgasm so intense as to cause loss of consciousness)
  • Popping one off
  • Romance explosion (ejaculation; Borat)
  • Sex explosion (ejaculation; Borat)
  • Sexplode
  • Sexual happily ever after
  • Shooting
  • Shootin' Ropes
  • Shoot the Wad
  • Shoot/ing the load
  • Skeeting
  • Spewing
  • Spilling the egg-nog
  • Splat the Fat
  • Spooging
  • Squirting
  • Releasing the hostages
  • Taking out the Trash
  • the juice is loose
  • Wet dream (nocturnal emission)
  • Whipping Creme
  • Ye Ole Splatter of Veal Stump Batter

Ejaculate (semen and sperm)[edit]

These terms refer to the ejaculate, the substance usually called semen.

[] A-J

  • Avale (French)
  • Baby batter
  • Baby gravy
  • Baby juice
  • Baby seed/s
  • Ball batter
  • Ball snot
  • Beef Pole Porridge
  • Boycream
  • Boyjuice
  • Boy butter
  • Boy glue
  • Bull's milk
  • Bust a nut
  • Butt lotion
  • Chin Omelette
  • Chum
  • Clitty Litter (Trucker Slang for the white stuff in lot lizard panties)
  • Come
  • Cum
  • Cum Wad
  • Cream
  • Cream of Fun Young Guy
  • Cream of Hung Young Guy
  • Cream of Some Young Guy
  • Daddy's little squirt
  • Dick cream
  • Dick snot
  • DNA sample
  • DNA slurpee
  • Dr. Pepper
  • Donut glaze
  • Dude Juice
  • Egg Magma
  • Elmer's glue
  • Embryonic warrior
  • Foutre (or du foutre) French
  • Frenchman's delight
  • French dressing
  • Funny Juice
  • Gentleman's relish
  • Georgia joy juice
  • Gism/Gizm
  • Goo
  • Guy Goo
  • Happy Juice
  • Hate Paste
  • Hot creamy filling
  • Hot dog flavored water
  • Hot load
  • Hot man jam
  • Hot man mustard
  • Jesus juice
  • Jism (also jizm and (nonstandard) jissom, used by W.S. Burroughs)
  • Jizz (as both noun and verb)
  • Junk
  • gorgeus gorge

[] K-S

  • Latino Man Milk
  • Leche (Spanish)
  • Liquid babies
  • Load
  • Love juice
  • Love Nectar
  • Love piss
  • Love pudding
  • Love sauce
  • Love gravy
  • Man batter
  • Man butter
  • Man chowder
  • Man cream
  • Man fat
  • Man fat light (for those who have had the snip)
  • Man fluid
  • Man gravy
  • Man jam
  • Man juice
  • Man love
  • Man mayo/mayonnaise
  • Man milk
  • Man'naise
  • Man'O
  • Man sauce
  • Man spackle
  • Man yogurt
  • Mooney, The
  • Monkey custard
  • Number 3 ("Number 1" refers to urine, "Number 2" refers to feces)
  • Nut
  • Offspring precursor (along with ovum)
  • Pale-ale (American Pie reference)
  • Pearl jam
  • Pearl necklace
  • Pecker Paste
  • Penis gravy
  • Pimp juice
  • Precious bodily fluids(Dr. Strangelove reference)
  • Protein shake
  • Protein facial
  • Population Paste
  • Randy guy fuel
  • Rocket sauce
  • Sacred milk
  • Sacred dude juice
  • Scrotum butter
  • Seed (old-fashioned use of the word that pre-dates "sperm")
  • Sex wee
  • Shiofuki (refers to female ejaculation)
  • Shizma
  • Shizmata
  • Skeet
  • Sperm
  • Splooge/Spooge
  • Sploolie
  • Splurge
  • Spoof
  • Splooge
  • Spunk
  • Sticky wee wee
  • Sticky white love piss
  • Squade
  • Swimmin' Tim (term for a shot of liquor containing male ejaculate, specifically from a man named "Tim")

[] T-Z

  • Tartar Sauce
  • Testosterone Treat
  • Tijuana toothpaste
  • The Old Thick, Green, n' Ropey
  • Throat yogurt
  • Turkey Tube Love Malt
  • Turkish mayonnaise
  • Vanilla Creme
  • Veeryamu (telugu)
  • Vin Diesel
  • Whipped cream
  • White wee wee
  • White Sauce

Vaginal secretions and sounds[edit]

  • Barking
  • Box juice
  • Clam dip
  • Cream
  • Cum
  • Cunt batter
  • Cunt butter
  • Cunt chum
  • Cunt cream
  • Cunt cum
  • Cunt juice
  • Fanny batter
  • Fanny fart (UK slang)
  • Fuck batter
  • Fuck butter
  • Fuck cream
  • Fuck juice
  • Girl cum
  • Goof
  • Groin gravy
  • Honey
  • Juice/s
  • Lady cream
  • Lady juice
  • Love Honey
  • Love juice
  • Love nectar
  • Mayonaise jar
  • Moip
  • Mung (The result of when one presses down on a pregnant woman's stomach after childbirth)
  • Nectar
  • Niagara Falls (when the woman gets REALLY wet)
  • Oyster sauce
  • "Puss Puss" - Puss [as in pussy] followed by Puss [as in the white blood cells which accumulate around a bacterial skin infection]
  • Pussy juice
  • Pussy fart
  • Queef
  • Salsa
  • Skeet
  • Spoo
  • Squirter (one who can project juices from the vagina during orgasm)
  • Tuna surprise
  • Young berry sweet juice


  • Ball cheese
  • Dick butter
  • Dick cheese
  • Duck Butter
  • Fromunda Cheese ("From under" the foreskin)
  • Grundle
  • Head Cheese
  • Helmet Sauce
  • Peter Cheese
  • Requesón (Spanish)
  • Smeg (Populized in the UK in the BBC Comedy "Red Dwarf" used by the character Lister, played by Craig Charles.)
  • Tangy Treat
  • The prize at the bottom of the cereal box

Venereal diseases (STDs)[edit]

Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS.

  • Bad kimchi
  • Blickey(s) (prison slang)
  • Box Rot
  • Bush Monkey(s) (crabs)
  • Clap, the
  • CLR (Cooter Lip Rot)
  • Crabs
  • Critters
  • Crotch Crickets
  • Crotch rot
  • Drippy dick
  • Dose (to catch), a
  • French disease, the
  • Gynoherpasyphilitis
  • HerpAIDs, the
  • Hibava, The
  • Herpegonnosyphilaids
  • Knacker cracker
  • Knob rot
  • Miss siff
  • Monster (prison slang)
  • Ninja (prison slang)
  • Package (prison slang)
  • Perles d'Amour
  • Pox
  • Pussy rot
  • Sabretoothed Crotch Crickets
  • Sara
  • Shit (prison slang)
  • Social disease
  • Sour cream
  • The Germ
  • Went up in that fire (prison slang)

Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission[edit]

The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.

Condom (male)[edit]

  • Anti-baby
  • Bag ("Bag it")
  • Balloon
  • Barrier
  • Beetleskin
  • Billy (In the song "Willy, Use A Billy... Boy by E-Rotic; "Billy Boy" is a German Brand)
  • Black Ribbed [K]nobbler (Dave Lister, "Red Dwarf")
  • Blast Shield
  • Body Bag
  • Capote anglaise (or capote) French
  • Chapeau French
  • Clam Dam
  • Cock cap
  • Cock Sock
  • Coney Island Whitefish
  • Connie (Ali G)
  • Crowd Stopper (Old Durex ad)
  • Cum Catcher
  • DNA lounge
  • Domes
  • Garbage bag of love
  • Durex (brand)
  • East River whitefish (specifically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
  • Eel envelope
  • Forro (Spanish)
  • French Letter
  • Goma, la (Spanish, "rubber")
  • Gorro (Spanish)
  • Gummisnopp (Swedish)
  • Hat
  • Helmet
  • Hudson River whitefish (New York, specifically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
  • Jim/Jimmy hat
  • Johnny
  • Love glove
  • Knighthood
  • Magnum (large-sized brand)
  • Mister Happy's Wrapper
  • One-piece overcoat
  • Parachuting
  • Penis Sheath (or sheath)
  • Pork Cork
  • Pregnot
  • Preservatif (French, Russian)
  • Preservativo (Spanish, Portuguese)
  • Protection
  • Raincoat
  • Rubber
  • Rubber Johnny
  • Scrote Coat
  • Scum bag
  • Shitbag
  • Shrink wrap
  • Sombrero (Spanish)
  • Sonky (a reference to the Discworld equivalent of condoms in the works of Terry Pratchett)
  • Sock
  • Trojan (brand)
  • Wet suit
  • Zucchini Beanie
  • Kurton (Croatian)
  • A steffo



  • M.I.L.F. (Mom I'd Like to Fuck)
  • D.I.L.F. (Dad I'd Like to Fuck)
  • G.I.L.F. (Grandma/Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck)
  • T.I.L.F. (Teacher I'd Like to Fuck)
  • Spinner (woman petite enough to sit on a man's erect penis and then have him spin her around on it by her shoulders)
  • Jail Bait (underage girl)
  • "I'll do time" is a statement that one may make on seeing a person below the age of consent and concluding that one wishes to perform sexual acts with said person; it refers to the time that the speaker may spend in incarceration if convicted of such a crime. The referred individual is known as "jail bait."


For slang terms describing gay and lesbian people, see Gay slang and the List of Sexual Slurs.


A prostitute is a person who engages in sexual activity in exchange for money or other favors. Arguably those who "sleep around" to improve their social position or get a promotion at work are considered by some to be prostitutes. However, not all terms listed below fit that description exactly.

[] General terms for Prostitute

  • Escort (euphemism)

[] Male prostitute

  • Beeperman
  • Bitch (submissive homosexual prostitute - opposite of 'cat' from the term 'cat-house', brothel)
  • Boom-boom-boy (Jamaican slang)
  • Call boy/Callboy
  • Chapero (Spanish, homosexual prostitute)
  • Chicken
  • Culver
  • Dog (dominant homosexual prostitute - same etymology as 'Bitch')
  • Fun boy/Funboy
  • Game boy (British slang)
  • Gigolo
  • He-Whore
  • Himbo
  • Joy boy/Joyboy
  • Ladyboy (Thailand, refers to a pre-operative transsexual)
  • Larry
  • Loner Boner
  • Man-slut
  • Manwhore
  • Mangina (Manwhore slag for anus)
  • Midnight Cowboy
  • Penis punter
  • Puto (Spanish)
  • Pulling a Sandy
  • Rentaboy/Rent boy/Rentboy (young homosexual prostitute)
  • Toaster
  • Working boy

[] Female prostitute

[] A-M

  • Bagascia (Italian)
  • Bangtail
  • Battona (Italian)
  • Buttana (Sicily)
  • Bimbo
  • Bitch
  • Brass
  • Brass nail
  • Calabasas Katie
  • Call girl
  • Chemical Dumpster
  • Chickenhead
  • Cocotte
  • Coin Operated Beaver (Trucker Slang)
  • College girl
  • Concubine
  • Courtesan
  • Cum Dumpster
  • Cumrag
  • Cyprian (archaic term derived from worship of Aphrodite on Cyprus)
  • Ciesulino (Esperanto: everybody's woman, pronounced "CheeSOOleeNOH")
  • Doxy
  • Drab
  • Elizabitch
  • Fallen woman
  • Flight attendant
  • Floozie
  • Fun girl
  • Garden Implement
  • Gashley (prison slang)
  • Gengri (Thai)
  • Gold digger
  • Guarra (Spanish)
  • Harlot
  • Ho
  • Ho-bag
  • Hobby horse
  • Ho-biscuit
  • Hooker
  • Hussy
  • Hwran (Welsh)
  • Joy Girl
  • Lady of the evening
  • Lanja (Telugu)
  • Loose woman
  • Lot Lizard (Trucker Slang)
  • Masseuse (euphemism)
  • Member of the (world's) oldest profession
  • Mignotta (Italian)
  • Model
  • Moll

[] N-Z

  • Perra/perruca (Spanish word for female dog)
  • Pinch prick
  • Potaskushka (Russian)
  • Pro
  • Promiscuous woman A.K.A. Bonnita Levay
  • Prossie
  • Puta/putona (Spanish)
  • Puttana (Italian)
  • Pute (French)
  • Quean
  • Ramera (Spanish)
  • randi (hindi)
  • Roundheel
  • Roxanne (From the song by "Sting and the Police")
  • Rent-a-babe
  • Salope (Québec)
  • Scarlet woman
  • Scrubber
  • Sex worker (except in technical usage of the term)
  • Sidewalk Hostess
  • Skank
  • Skeezer
  • Slag tart
  • Slapper
  • Slut
  • Streetwalker
  • Striapeach (Irish)
  • Strumpet
  • Tart
  • Tom
  • Tramp
  • Trick
  • Troia (Italian)
  • Trollop
  • Trull
  • Unfortunate (popular Victorian-era British euphemism)
  • villai magal (tamil)
  • Wanton
  • Wench (also used for any lower-class woman; e.g., "serving wench")
  • White slave
  • Whore
  • Whore Bag
  • Woman (since prostitutes are usually female)
  • Woman of easy virtue
  • Woman of ill repute
  • Woman of negotiable virtue
  • Woman of the night
  • Woman of the streets
  • Woman on the game
  • Working girl
  • Zoccola (Italian)
  • Zorra (Spanish word for fox and slang for sluty)


Crime in sexuality includes activities which are almost universally considered taboo or criminal.


Incest involves sexual relations between close family members.

  • A game the whole family can play
  • But cousin Daisy was hot in those lil' shorts
  • Bred in Barrie
  • Cousin Fucker
  • Cousin Lovin'
  • DNA Double Dipping
  • Doing the Oedipus
  • Dunnville style
  • Family tree has but one branch
  • Family fun
  • Forbidden love
  • Fun for all the family
  • Inbreeding
  • Joining The Royal Family
  • Keeping it in the family
  • Kissin' Cousins
  • Looking for love across the hallway
  • Making kids with 6 toes/fingers
  • Making the family tree into a wreath
  • Mother fucker
  • Not diluting the gene pool
  • One big happy Weasley Family
  • Pump-kin
  • Relative sex
  • Rolling One's Own
  • Southern' Lovin
  • Sister fister
  • Sister slammer
  • Skywalker Sex
  • Uncle fucker (after a song in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
  • Usurping the Uterus
  • The stump runs tight


Pedophilia (or paedophilia or pædophilia) (from the Ancient Greek pædo- ("child") and philia ("love")) specifically is a pubescent or post-pubescent person's sexual attraction to a pre-pubescent person. (Pre-pubescent describes a person who has not yet entered puberty. Pubescent describes a person who is going through puberty. Post-pubescent describes a person who is beyond puberty.) The term is often used more loosely to describe sexual activity between a pubescent or post-pubescent person and a pre-pubescent person. Even more generally, it may refer to the attraction of a person of the age of majority or of the age of consent to a person of the age of minority or beneath the age of consent—or to sexual activity between such persons. Very loosly, pedophilia describes sexual attraction or activity between persons separated by a significant age gap, regardless of puberty or legality. Some may even use the term to describe sexual activity between pre-pubescent children. The word pederasty specifically describes sexual attraction and/or activity between an adult man and a pubescent boy, especially among the Ancient Greeks, but is also used more generally by some to describe sexual activity between an adult man and a boy of any age. The word ephebophilia (less commonly, hebophilia), meanwhile, describes the sexual attraction of an adult of either sex to an adolescent (pubescent person) of either sex, often in the age range of 13–16 years.

[] A-N

  • Asalta cunas (Spanish)
  • Bad man in the nursery
  • Bent ref(eree)
  • Chester [the Molester] (prison slang)
  • Charley Chester [child molester] (Cockney rhyming slang)
  • Chicken hawk (can also mean an older gay man who prefers very young or young-looking partners)
  • Chikan (Japanese, term for a man who molests schoolgirls on buses/subways)
  • Child catcher
  • Cho mo (prison slang)
  • Comeniños (Spanish)
  • Cradle robber
  • Diaper sniper (prison slang)
  • Dirty old man
  • Drug charge, in on a (prison slang)
  • Early bird
  • Forbidden fruit
  • Funny Uncle
  • Get them before the hair does
  • Grass on the wicket: Fine to play cricket
  • Herbert (Family Guy reference)
  • Impatient father
  • If There's Grass on the Field, Play Ball
  • In the cellar
  • Jail Bait
  • Kiddie fiddler
  • Kiddie fondler
  • Kiddie hawk
  • Meth charge/Mething (prison slang)
  • Michael Jackson
  • Minor League Scout (allusion to baseball)
  • Nonce

[] O-Z

  • Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
  • Old enough to crawl: in the right position
  • Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred
  • Old Man
  • Old enough to pee, old enough for me
  • Orifice Olly
  • Pacing the Roost
  • Pappy the Poopster
  • Pederast
  • Pedo
  • Playground spotter
  • Playing ball in the mud
  • Polanski, do a (After the Film Director and convicted paedophile, Roman Polanski. From Chris Morris Sitcom, Nathan Barley)
  • Popsicles
  • Premature cherry picker
  • R. Kelly
  • Robbing the Cradle
  • Roboplegic wrong cock (after The Brass Eye Paedophillia special, by comedian Chris Morris)
  • Rock Spider
  • Robin D. Cradle
  • Sam Dukore
  • Short eyes
  • Shrub rocketeer
  • Slop badger
  • Small bean regarder
  • Spring chicken
  • Squeezing the turtle
  • Two-pinned in plug
  • tree jumper (prison slang) (after the guy with the candy behind the tree)
  • Tyke fucker
  • Uncle Nobby
  • Wacko Jacko (Nickname of Soul Legend, Michael Jackson)
  • Waxed fruit
  • Zamboni de la hija (Spanish)


Rape commonly refers to forced sexual intercourse on another person without his/her consent.

  • Athyacharamu (Telugu)
  • Back-Alley Brawl
  • Banging without permission, BWP
  • Evil assault with a friendly weapon
  • Fuck and Run
  • Going Halfs on a 12 year stretch
  • Grape - gang rape
  • Happy-hour special
  • Illegally banging and entering
  • A lady's best compliment
  • Maanabhangamu (Telugu)
  • Non-con
  • One-sided lust
  • Reason to Die
  • Saamuhika maanabhangam - gang rape (Telugu)
  • Stealing home
  • Surprise sex
  • The dirty twenty-to-one (Referring to a gang bang, from Anthony Burgess's A Clockwork Orange)
  • unexpected love


Necrophilia is sexual attraction to, or sexual activity with, a person considered legally dead.

  • Cracking open a fresh (or cold) one (refers to sex with a dead virgin)
  • Formaldehyde fetish
  • Fucking the Slit (to make an incision in the dead body then have sex with the newly made orifice)
  • Making love by refrigerator light
  • Mourning Wood (a pun on the expression "morning wood", referring to males experiencing erections in the morning as they wake up)
  • Rock them bones to the moonlight stomp blues
  • Shaking Tombstones
  • Skull fuck (To remove an eye of a dead person and have sex with the socket)
  • Zombie fucker

See also[edit]

Body parts slang entries in WikiSaurus:

  • face
  • ear
  • eye
  • nose
  • breasts
  • penis
  • male genitalia
  • testicles
  • anus
  • buttocks
  • vagina
  • vulva
  • clitoris
  • labia
  • cervix
  • womb

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