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The title of this page is a reference to the famous Star Wars quote, "may the force be with you."
From Anila Baig
Anaila and me are best friends we went to college together
From Brontosaurus
The "thunder lizard" is indeed quite superior to its ancestor the Apatosaurus. It's long neck and swift body create an ideal figure for excelling in organized sports such as lacrosse, basketball and especially soccer. First hand accounts of cavemen have been found detailing the Brontosaurus's unique and innate skills on the field. Soccer legend Péle has spoken publicly about his defeat to the "thunder lizard" and upon winning the 2006 World Cup, the Italian National Team thanked the brontosaurus profusely for aiding immensely in their triumph. Though Brontosauri are indeed quite serious about their time spend training for inevitable victory, they have been known to sport copious amounts of tie-dye and smoke an occasional jay.
From Enough
This film is widely regarded as being very, very bad indeed. Wouldn't you rather read some Chaucer? Chaucer is very interesting.
1 Whanne that April with his shoures sote The droughte of March hath perced to the rote.
Canterbury Tales. Prologue. Line 1.
2 And smale foules maken melodie, That slepen alle night with open eye, So priketh hem nature in hir corages; Than longen folk to gon on pilgrimages.
Canterbury Tales. Prologue. Line 9.
3 And of his port as meke as is a mayde.
Canterbury Tales. Prologue. Line 69.
4 He was a veray parfit gentil knight.
Canterbury Tales. Prologue. Line 72.
"Make Harry Black"
Template:Who Make Harry Black is a campaign that was created to help eliminate racism from our society.
Origins
Template:Who The campaign was created by a gathering of people naming themselves The Grand Order (TGO). The members noticed that the increase of racism and segregation in our society was a direct result of the portrayal of ethnic minorities (especially those of black African origin) in popular culture. TGO felt that the biggest culprit of this ideology was a popular fantasy series which went by the name of "Harry Potter". In order to fight this, TGO created the Make Harry Black campaign.
The Mission
Template:Who What angered the members of TGO was that the characters of Harry Potter were all predominantly of white race. Apart from possibly one of Harry's school friends, there seemed to be very little if not any characters that are black. This ranged from the teachers of Hogwarts, the wizards and witches of the magic world to Harry's close friends. In the storyline of Harry Potter, there were possibly a hundred characters, of which about two were black. There were more house elves than black people with significance in the storyline.
As a result of this, Make Harry Black was created with the mission to stop at nothing until the character of Harry Potter was changed to that of a black youth that was brought up in the streets of East London. The members of TGO feel that this simple change in the storyline would be the key in eliminating racism and gun crime forever.
Keep Harry White
Template:Who Keep Harry White was the campaign created to fight against the efforts of TGO and their associates. It was created by a coalition of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) and the British National Party (BNP) who are the chief supporters of the Harry Potter series. They insert racial subliminal messaging in the Harry Potter books and movies by disguising them as seemingly harmless words such as "Muggle" and "Dobby".
In the year 2003, they attempted to release a special Harry Potter book entitled "Harry Potter and the Evil Ethnics". This book was put into production and its storyline consisted of Harry Potter saving the President from the evil "Blackies". The story reached its climax with Harry travelling back in time to have a showdown with Martin Luther King. The book was eventually released to poor reception which resulted in certain details being rewritten. The book was eventually re-released under the title of "The Da Vinci Code".
Trivia
Template:Who - The Make Harry Black has a number of supporters including those of celebrity status. Singer Mika is said to be a big supporter of the campaign. In fact, if you play his hit song "Grace Kelly" backwards, you can hear the line "Make Harry Black, TGO is wack" numerous times.
- TGO used to produce garden based products which were well received in the local community. Products produced included the "Grass Heads" and "Pot wheelers".
- The identities of the TGO members are largely unknown apart from ex-chairman, Tim Treegardener. Currently Tim Treegardener resides in Germany and plays football for the Under 21 national squad.
A lost period of history in Lothal (diff)
Homosexual era
"There is increasing archaeological evidence that there was a brief period of time, probably around 1500 BC, when there was a surge of homosexual behavior in Lothal. At many excavation sites, male skeletons that appear to be "embracing" have been found, suggesting that public sodomy was socially acceptable. Experts agreed that the crude hieroglyphs found scattered about the city depict a black African raping an Indo-Aryan, but many now believe that the sex is consensual, and possibly making it one of the earliest instances of BDSM intercourse.
"Tube-like objects found near the sites are believed to be primitive condoms. Biologists recently examined dirt samples from the sites and found blood, sperm, and even traces of HIV and herpes. It is generally believed that STDs killed off the homosexuals in Lothal."
Jolene Parkhurst
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Hey, this is a thing that lives near the east coast. Watch out, or it may be vicious a times, but remember, it is EXTREMELY poisonous. iF YOU GET BITTEN, CONTACT AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATLEY. But otherwise, don't worry. This is a way to keep it busy, only if you have a computer. How to keep it busy: Scroll down
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From Was
The Was is the Egyptian hieroglyphic character that stands for a word meaning power. In their 2004 book "The Quick and the Dead", Andrew H. Gordon and Calvin W. Schwabe speculated that the Ankh, Djed and Was symbols have a biological basis derived from ancient cattle culture, thus:
- The Quick and the Dead?! 66.94.78.186 00:12, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
From Cosmic Intelligence
Introduction
The belieft that space is govern by some process that can be called "thinking", pocessing the ability to judge, decide, and design. Potentially even holding that consciousness is also responsible for the structures of cosmology.
The idea is not that some alien intelligence in a civilization on the scale of a human organism that began on a planet or some other body has extened it power and is shaping large parts of space, but rather that space is itself intelligent.
Relation to the concept of a God
The idea of Cosmic Intelligence is related to a concept of God, restated in more wodern concepts. The concept could be seen as a New Age incarnation of the concept of God but can also be meaningfully seperated by a number of key differences:
1. A Cosmic Intelligence is not assumed to have any relations with humans or even any knowledge of humans. The Cosmic Intelligence may itself have to be discovered through "scientific observation". This is the way Lefebvre and Efremov use the term in thier proposition that black holes may be intelligent. [1]
2. A Cosmic Intelligence does not need to be signular or unified, but can be seen as an order of life in a certain part of the galaxy.
3. A Cosmic Intelligence is not necessary eternal.
4. A Cosmic Intelligence may be created by the Universe and only modify what exists.
Popular Usage
The term is popular with New Age thinkers and some Vedic scholars but little use by the creationist community is made.
Cosmic Intelligence – A hypothesis Introduction: Man has always been on a pursuit to know about the universe and beyond. Over the last couple of centuries, we have witnessed some path breaking discoveries in space science. Let’s take a bird’s eye view of how the big picture could possibly look like. Space Science: Zillions and zillions of galaxies exist in the universe… (1) Non – zodiac constellations: Andromeda heads the list of non zodiac constellations. Right below it is the eagle constellation. Credit goes to the NASA for spotting all these formations in the sky and naming them. Information on the Andromeda could be viewed from the following links: http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/ufo.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromeda_Galaxy Mythology: According to an ancient Hindu mythology, Lord Shiva (The destroyer) was considered to have a third’s eye. It is believed that the world would be destroyed in a flash if he would open the third eye. Shiva concentrated the power of his third eye and transformed it into a discus, which was given as a token of gift to Lord Vishnu (the preserver). This discus is called the Sudharshan Chakra. Vishnu is also depicted in ancient scriptures as a supernatural being who rides the garuda (eagle) across the skies. Space Science and Mythology – An analogy: As mentioned earlier, Andromeda resembles the discus. This discus could as well be the celestial discus of Vishnu or the third eye of Shiva. It’s a fact that there are zillions of constellations in the universe like the Andromeda. It is a belief that Vishnu resides in multiple universes. Scientists have discovered that eagle constellation lies right below the Andromeda. Let’s now picture the Andromeda on top of the eagle. This could possibly be the celestial arrangement of Lord Vishnu riding the garuda or the eagle. Particle and anti particle: Scientists have discovered that there could be a possibility of existence of anti particles. The property of an anti particle would be diametrically opposite to that of a particle. Mythology speaks of heaven to be a place that would transcend death. So, are we looking at anti particle space systems that exist independently? Are these anti particles more powerful than the particles and do they control them? The real answer still remains to be seen…
From Antarctic wineries
Though development of Antarctic wineries has been considered, it hasn't been pursued for several reason.
- Temperatures in Antarctica are too cold to support viticulture.
- The make-up of the soil isn't favorable for wine production.
- The vast majority of Antarctica is covered by permafrost, making it impossible to plant anything.
The situation is unlikely to change in the near future.
From Kingston University
The Kingston Hill campus houses a shop by the name of "It's You". This store offers a range of confectionary and stationary at a price which is determined by the person behind the counter.
Cafe 23 offers a range of elaborate yet highly priced sandwiches, which will generally leave you wanting.
TJ's offers a wide range of warm and cold food. This includes the Flash Bar (burgers, chips, pizza), Baguette Bar (tuna, cheese, coronation chicken, and the Lions Den (Lion Bars mainly). If you are lucky you will be served by Patsy (a simple, ugly, happy girl), or if you are unlucky you may get Eileen (Get Eileen). If you are lucky when devouring said burger a fit orange girl may ask you if you know where Croydon is.
From Real Life
Volumes have already been written about real life, the most accessible and most widely accepted massively multiplayer online role-playing game to date. Featuring believable characters, plenty of lasting appeal, and a lot of challenge and variety, real life is absolutely recommendable to those who've grown weary of all the cookie-cutter games that have tried to emulate its popularity--or to just about anyone, really. Real life isn't above reproach. In one of the stranger design decisions in the game, for some reason you have no choice in determining your character's initial starting location, appearance, or gender, which are chosen for you seemingly at random. However, over the course of your character's life, you have tremendous opportunity to customize and define a truly unique appearance for yourself--not only can you fine-tune your hairstyle and hair color, but you can also purchase and wear a seemingly infinite variety of clothing and influence your body type using various in-game mechanisms. For example, if your character exercises frequently, you will appear fit and muscular. You may also choose from a huge variety of tattoos and body piercings, and later you can even pay for cosmetic surgery, though this is expensive and there's a small chance that the operation will backfire. At any rate, real life offers a truly remarkable amount of variety in determining your character's outward appearance, and this depth isn't only skin deep. The only problem is you're relegated to playing as a human character, though the game does randomly choose one of several different races for you (which have little bearing on gameplay and mostly just affect appearances and your standing with certain factions).
The gameplay itself is extremely open-ended, though it's structured in such a way that you'll have a fairly clear path to follow when you're just starting out. Real life features a great system whereby newbie players will automatically be guided along through the early levels by one or more "parent" characters who elect to take newbie characters under their wing. This is a great system, as these older, more-experienced characters reap their own benefits from doing a good job of guiding the newbie character along. The system does have some problems, though--sometimes you'll encounter "griefer" parents who shirk their responsibilities or, even worse, seem content to harass newbie players. Such a situation could, in theory, irreparably damage your experience in real life. Fortunately, chances of this are relatively slim, as a harsh punitive system is in place to prevent the vast majority of players from experiencing or engaging in this sort of behavior.
Typically, a character will learn of the numerous viable career paths available by undergoing schooling. This can be a long and tedious process, equivalent to the sort of "level treadmill" monotony that characterizes almost all MMORPGs. Nevertheless, many players do manage to enjoy themselves in this phase, especially if they band together--real life definitely rewards players who join groups, though soloing is certainly an option as well. At any rate, through the schooling process, as you engage in various activities, you eventually settle on a career path, and this is when you can start making a good amount of money and really taking matters into your own hands.
There are a few known exploits for making money, but generally the game's financial system is well balanced, complex, and rewarding for those who put forth proportionally more effort. You can use money to acquire new and better clothing, your own custom housing (a tremendous variety of options are available here as well), and new means of transportation ranging from bicycles to automobiles and beyond, and you can even employ other players and some non-player characters to do your bidding. Most notably, certain actions in real life are necessary and yet require a considerable amount of expertise to perform, or are simply boring. Additionally, even if you do have expertise in a field, that doesn't mean you can perform a given task for yourself--in this way, real life encourages and even forces player interaction, so those who prefer to go solo might find themselves in a bind at times. For example, even if your character specializes in dentistry, that doesn't mean you can perform a root-canal operation on yourself. Fortunately, dentistry is one of many lucrative professions in real life, and its practitioners can easily afford to pay for the various required maintenance tasks, freeing up their own free time for more-interesting activities.
One issue with real life is that it gives you very little specific feedback on character advancement. To give a couple of examples, a highly proficient player might receive a sudden pay raise or might become a champion boxer, but there's no clear way to tell exactly how smart or how strong you really are. Cleverly, there are in-game ways of at least getting a sense of these and other key attributes. You may attempt to lift weights to roughly determine how your strength compares with that of other characters. Various tests are available to gauge your overall intellect and expertise and knowledge in a variety of fields, though annoyingly, you need to pay a considerable fee to take some of these--and if you win, often you aren't allowed to retake the exam for a while, or sometimes at all.
The game's player-run economy and well-balanced career system are extremely well done, but similar to what's found in other games. On the other hand, a particularly innovative aspect of real life is the way it forces you to gain certification to use certain objects. This feels much less contrived than the level caps or class restrictions found in other games (there are no "levels" or "experience points" per se in real life), and it also prevents players who "twink" money from their parents from automatically getting access to all the best facilities and equipment--though it's certainly true that players of good parentage have an inherent and arguably unfair advantage. Nevertheless, it's standard practice to have to qualify for certain professions, to engage in certain activities, to use certain equipment, and so forth. This system is quite modular. For example, even if you've become certified to drive a motorcycle, that doesn't automatically qualify you to drive an automobile.
This example is evidence of some of the amazing depth offered by real life--there are so many different options and viable decisions for a character to make that it's just about impossible for any one character to see everything and visit all the colorful and sometimes dangerous locations. Unlike in other MMORPGs, combat actually isn't a major factor for most players in real life, though players are bound to engage in a few skirmishes early in their lives. Interestingly, though, real life does offer an amazingly intricate combat system, featuring complex hand-to-hand and ranged combat options that a character may learn and even specialize in.
That being the case, you'd think more players would be drawn to combat in real life, and in some territories, they are. However, the PVE (player vs. environment) aspect of real life is relatively unpopular, and the PVP (player vs. player) portion, while interesting, is far too risky for most of the population. That's on account of the game's very strict death penalty and punitive system--you may freely attempt to harm or kill any other player at any time, but you will then likely be heavily punished by the game's player-run authorities. The punitive system has loopholes and other problems, allowing certain players to elude punishment and continue to engage in various player-killing activities. But for the most part, real life does a good enough job of making the punishment fit the crime, as it were, so in most regions there's a relative sense of order.
Player death is a serious issue in real life, and cause for continued debate among players, who often direct unanswerable questions on the subject to the game's developers, who are apparently (and understandably) so busy that they generally keep silent. In short, players who die--at the hands of other players, by the occasional environmental hazard, or when their account expires--are essentially removed from the gameworld and apparently cannot return at all. This further discourages players from engaging in PVP combat, but it does help real life's rapidly growing player population from getting too out of hand (though eventually there will be a need for additional servers).
Real life looks incredible, to say the least. To be sure, certain areas appear drab and colorless, even unpleasantly so. But some of the outdoor environments and even some of the player-made urban settings are truly a sight to behold, and various environmental and weather effects only add to the charm. The character models, meanwhile, are as impressive and detailed as they are varied. Some are incredibly striking and beautiful, while others appear hideously ugly--it's great that you can more or less decide for yourself on which side of the spectrum you wish to be. Real life also features some of the most believable ambient effects and footstep sounds to date, and it offers an incredible variety of music for good measure. In one of the game's best touches, players can actually compose, conduct, and perform their own music, and this is viable either for solo players or for groups. Especially skilled musicians go on to become some of the wealthiest and most popular characters around. The music career path is more complex and challenging than you'd expect, and it's another one of real life's really impressive and well-implemented features. One of the coolest experiences in the game is in traveling to different regions and listening to how different the music sounds for that territory. For that matter, architecture and even player languages differ depending on region.
Real life can occasionally feel like a chore. Some players legitimately dislike it, despite having attempted and even excelled at numerous career paths. Others externalize their frustrations by harming other players or, in some cases, even harming themselves. These players do have access to various support forums, and often end up whiling away the time by engaging in various available minigames or other competitive activities. Socializing is always an option, and as with other online RPGs, real life is certainly at its most rewarding when you manage to find and consort with other like-minded companions. At any rate, it's hard to fault the game for lack of content or viable activities, and even when certain players try to subvert the system or harm others, it still makes for some exciting and spontaneous events for other players who happen to be in the area or just hear of the event. Beyond that, real life can indeed be very time-consuming, and some of the less exciting moments, such as when your character is tired or injured, can be annoyingly so.
It's also true that real life is constantly being refined. Some players argue that many of the numerous changes constantly being made are for the worse--for example, players running once-profitable tobacco companies, as well as the players who are addicted to using popular tobacco products, often complain that the tobacco business is being "nerfed" for no good reason. But either way, it's good to know that players are able to actively improve certain features that require finer tuning. This keeps the developers free to focus on bigger issues.
Dragons Escape The Game
Dragons escape the game is a microsoft word document that features four dragons to battle with like the 4 well-known characters, Firo, Zangvron, Zozaro,and Vurtaro. They each have their strengths and weaknesses. For example Firo is Horiozar type which means he is good against Darkor type like Vurtaro. Zangvron is good against Zozaro since Zozaro is fire. Vurtaro is bad against Firo because Vurtaro is water and Horizar and Water don't mix. The HorioKor army is a yet coming mixture of both Horizar and Darkor.
From Rhetorical question
From Bull Conner
Theophilus Eugene "Bull" Connor (July 11 1897, Selma, Alabama – March 10 1973) was a Democratic police official in the Southern U.S. state of Alabama during the American Civil Rights Movement, a member of the Ku Klux Klan, and a staunch advocate of racial segregation.
As the Public Safety Commissioner of Birmingham, Alabama, in the 1960s, Connor became a symbol of the fight against integration for using fire hoses and police attack dogs against unarmed, nonviolent protest marchers. The spectacle of this being broadcast on national television served as one of the catalysts for major social and legal change in the South and helped in large measure to assure the passage by the United States Congress of the Civil Rights Act of 1964; thus, Connor's tactics helped to bring about the very change that he was opposing.
From The Beatles
Template:Otheruses4 Template:Infobox musical artist The Beatles were an English rock band from Liverpool whose members were John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. They are among the most commercially successful and critically acclaimed popular music bands in history,[2] and their innovative music and cultural impact helped define the 1960s.[3]
The Beatles are the best-selling musical act of all time. In the United Kingdom, they released more than 40 different singles, albums, and EPs that reached number one. This commercial success was repeated in many other countries: their record company, EMI, estimated that by 1985 they had sold over one billion discs or tapes worldwide. The Recording Industry Association of America certified the Beatles as the highest selling band of all time based on American sales of singles and albums.[4] In 2004, Rolling Stone Magazine ranked the Beatles #1 on their list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time.[5]
Why is this here?
From my Closet.
You may not know it, but the companies you all know as "Kellogs", "General Mills", and "The McDonald's Corporation" are uniting to take over the world Yes, it's true. The "family-friendly" advertising campagins "Lucky the Leprochaun", "Boo Berry", and "Ronald McDonald" are actually prototypes for robots that are being designed to take over the world! You see, eating their food mindcontrols you to support them in their activities! You know how Chipotle recently said they don't use antibiotics in their chicken? They never said anything about mindconrtol devices!!! Please, save our children, and make them eat Raisin Bran instead.
Monkay!
Monkeys and Gangrene, working together, towards a common goal!
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Thats the sound Godzilla makes when listening to Blue Oyster cUlT.
From ABBA
In the spring of 1975, The One they call Cocksucker, having tired of the unwieldy names, started to refer to the group privately and publicly as 2 Cunts and 2 Fags.
From We're Not Gonna Take It (The Who song)
The See Me, Feel Me portion of the song was referance to Pete Townshend's Love of having large German man dressed as women rub peanut butter all over him and then having the Germans in drag take turns blowing him
From Hanford Joint Union High School District
History
Originally, the boob was a single boob on the northeast edge of the boob. Later, boobs added boobs at that boob, and, in the 1960s, a separate boob on the southwest edge of boob. The two boobs functioned as separate boobs within a single boob, with most ninth and tenth boobs on the west boob, and eleventh and twelfth grade boobs on the east boob. Boobs ferried boobs between boobs. Beginning in the late 1980s, both boobs had freshmen through seniors. Finally, the two boobs were split into separate boobs.
Hanford West High School (mascot: Huskie boobs) graduated its first boob in 2002. Hanford West services students from the boobs of Armona, as well as Hanford.
Academics
Hanford High emphasizes academic preparedness for advanced education, vocational skills training, and agricultural science. Hanford West's Naval Junior ROTC program has a distinguishing feature, boobs.
From Adam Savage
ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF MYTHBUSTERS THEY WILL TRY TO BUST THE MYTH ON WHETHER ADAM HAS THE PERSONALITY AND INTELLIGENCE OF A 39 OR 3 YEAR OLD. YES ADAM LETS GET EVERYONE TO BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION SO GENOCIDE AND MURDER ARE NO BIG DEAL AND WE CAN MAKE SOME MORE MANIACS LIKE STALIN, HITLER, LENIN AND THE REST. THATS THE ONLY THING PEOPLE LIKE YOU HAVE REALLY ACCOMPLISHED. NOT INCLUDING THIS YOU STILL ARE ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE TO EVER LIVE.
From Carrot
A carrot (Daucus carota) is a vegtable made by monkeys in space in the year 2917 sent back through monkey worm holes, usually orange or white in color with a woody texture.
From Ocfst
Obsessive-Compulsive For Samia Tamanna (OCFST) is a disorder most commonly characterized by the subject's obsessive, constant, and intrusive thoughts and related compulsions (tasks or "rituals") for Samia Tamanna. Thus it is an anxiety disorder. It is listed by the Bangladesh Health Organization as one of the top ten most disabling illnesses in terms of increased heart rate and overwhelming sense of joy.
OCFST originated in 1990 in Bangladesh, but it lay dormant in society for approximately 12 to 14 years. It only recently surfaced in public, taking the world by surprise and causing men to tremble with the thought of possibly having OCFST.
Explanation
To be obsessed means to have Recurrent and persistent thoughts, impulses, or images that are experienced at some time during the disturbance. The obsessed subject is intrusive and inappropriate in thoughts and emotions.
To be compulsive means to have Repetitive behaviors or mental acts that the person feels driven to perform in response to an obsession, or according to rules that must be applied rigidly.
Thus a person with OCFST is characterized to have "persistent" and "inappropriate" thoughts which lead to "rigid" and "repetitive" behaviors.
Symptoms
OCFST manifests in several different forms but is fortunately localized in a certain demographic of people. Most of the documented cases of those affected are with males ages 12 to 23 but this is a fairly new disorder and so far seems to show signs of being a lifelong disability. So far all the cases have been publically been recognized in males, but there may be dormant or undocumented cases in females as well.
OCFST symptoms include:
- Loss of practical cognitive abilities
- Increased heart rate
- Unorthodox flow of blood - ie. blood flow and accumilation in the mid regions
- Unbearable feelings of happiness
- A mild itch
- A new positive outlook on life
- Sudden urges to be corny and sappy
- Intense feelings of pain when subject is not around Samia Tamanna
If you display any one or more of these symptoms you may have OCFST.
Or mild gas.
Stages
On the onset of OCFST the subject has bouts of surprise at being so OC For Samia Tamanna:
But soon this is followed by stages of confusion and panic:
And then the final stage of depression when the subject finally realizes that he has a severe case of OCFST and has to live with it for the rest of his life:
"It came suddenly yet gradually. Like a slow moving storm, you can kind of see it coming but when it hits you shivers run through your body in both fear and excitement. The new emotions and feelings are irresistable yet you feel like crawling back to the comfort of the pain and loneliness before OCFST"
-explains Shantanu, an OCFST victim for over a year now.
Treatment
There is no yet known cure for OCFST. Like Bangali parents, the malady stays with the subject until death. The best thing to do would be to treat the symptoms as they come:
- Apply ice on sore areas
- Be sure to properly steralize any wounds
- Enjoy the ride a little
- Stop and smell the flowers *Warning: Flowers may cause overwhelming feelings of love or other allergic reactions*
- Think about Samia Tamanna constantly
- Say and do cheesy stuff for Samia Tamanna
- Brush teeth minimum twice daily
- Floss as well
- Say a prayer to God
- Hope for the best
- And then make the best happen
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Cambridge City Council and wigs
From Cambridge City Council, England:
- The highest non-elected official is the Chief Executive, R.C Hammond. (One of Rob's other jobs is Town Clerk, or somesuch, which requires him to wear a silly wig whilst opening Midsummer Fair and performing a few other similar civic functions. He hates this and takes it off as soon as possible.)
This survived from 25 August 2006 to 16 March 2007.
From John Tucker Must Die
Template:Spoilers John Tucker Sucks Balls
So okay, there is this guy named John Tucker. And he bones three chicks. And then they get mad. So they get back at him and say, “okay were going to have a 4some.” And he’s like, “Oh sweet baby, I’m gonna get to bang three pussies at once. So they go to this abandoned factory. So, they zap him with a Taser and tie him up. They have those two guys from pulp fiction ass-rape him while they make him watch Barney. Then, to really humiliate him, they give his balls a crew cut. John Tucker is Jewish, so like they let a bunch of homosexuals they picked up do Nazi S&M on him. And then, they shove a swastika shaped dildo up him ass until it bleeds. They make him wear a man-thong to turn the homos on while they ass band him. Finally, the homos sexually abuse him so much that he becomes gay, and henceforth, John Tucker sucks balls.
Then, they put pictures of his bleeding ass and balls crew cut and his man-thong on his Myspace, and he gets like banned. So not only did he suck balls, but now he has to join livejournal, and everyone knows that is for losers and people who play Runescape. So then John Tucker tries to suck Tom’s balls to get back on Myspace, but then Chuck Norris and Rambo team up and go on a killing spree and like they shoot JFK and Ronald Reagan and the Pope and 50 cent and shoot Tom in the balls with a .50 caliber, so like Tom’s balls bleed, and like John Tucker chokes because John Tucker sucks balls.
So then anyway, John Tucker, having been rejected by every clique in like the whole school like tries to join some goth kids who are gonna shoot up the school. And their like, no way, your John Tucker, you suck balls. And he’s like, fuck you. So they throw a Ninja Star at his balls. And like it hits so his balls bleed. And he goes to an Army hospital, and since his balls have a crew cut, they recruit his balls. But not John Tucker, cause John Tucker sucks balls.
So then like, the Army dudes are going on special ops, and they have to go blow up Cum Chink Ill (Kim Jong Ill). So its like, Chuck Norris, John Rambo, John Tuckers balls, the Master Chief from Halo, like that guy from Call of Duty 2 because he never seems to die no matter how many times he gets shot. He’s like 50 cent without rap music. Who else? The A-Team cause Mr. T is cool, and like Hogan’s Heroes (Like the guys who escaped get ass raped by swastika dildos in a Nazi camp. So they go in and shoot Cum Chink Ill, but like he shoots skeet at them. So they all die except John Tucker’s balls, because John Tucker sucks them so hard. Oh yeah, and he gets sent to Fort Leavenworth, and he gets anal raped by John Stebbins the guy who raped his daughter so they didn’t put him in the movie Black Hawk Down, so they replaced him with a guy played by Ewan Macgregor. And John Tuckers sucks his balls.
In conclusion, John Tucker sucks major balls!
From Mike Maronna
Italic text is part of the original article.
Maronna was in a widely seen series of 1999 ads for the web brokerage Ameritrade, as Stuart, a slacker employee of a clueless boss whom he helps get on the internet with over-the-top zealousness. Maronna reprised the role in a comedy reel with President Bill Clinton which was shown at Clinton's final appearance as President at the 2000 White House Correspondents' Association dinner; and this is precisely where Maronna's life would be changed.... forever. For this was the night that Maronna would die. Upon eating his favorite dish of onion and garlic steak liverworst sandwich on sour dough bread, Maronna's best friend Pete informed him that the sandwich he's been eating his entire life had turned out to give him the most foul, Uncle Festering scent imaginable. In a fit of passion and depression, Maronna stepped outside the balcony to get some fresh air, and that's where he slipped on a banana peel and fell hands first into a tub of glue. He fell off the building as a dangling wire wrapped around his neck, instinctively his hands grabbed the side of his face; and that's when the wire snapped straight through his neck, decapitating him. When detectives got on the scene, the shock of the sight made it appear as if Maronna had ripped off his own head. Detectives still don't know the truth of this awful mystery. But I do. ;)
So totally from Vanilla Coke
from Robert Goulet
In 1967, Goulet was caught playing swords in a bathroom in Alberta with 3 Canadian soldiers. When confronted, he yelled something about his frosted lucky charms and skipped off into the sunset.
Gylfi Einarsson
Gylfi Einarsson (reborn October 27, 1978 in Reykjavík) is an Icelandic football midfielder.
A direct descendent of 5th century epic folk tale hero Beowulf, it is rumoured that Gylfi escaped the then commonplace ritual sacrifice to the goddess Nerthus and was preserved alive in a Scandinavian peat bog. Once emerged from his one thousand three hundred year-long slumber, he started his playing career in Fylkir before moving to Norwegian club Lillestrøm S.K..
In the 2004 season he scored 13 goals in 26 matches. When his contract expired, he was snapped up in January 2005 by Leeds United, who acted upon a tip-off from a lifelong fan and leading Norwegian archaeologist.
Upon arriving in Leeds, Einarsson had been capped 7 times for Iceland, and supporters immediately warmed to his unique combative approach to game, enhanced by traces of an elixir which had maintained his heartbeat whilst he was incarcerated in mud. The same sacred narcotic has been found in the stomachs of fellow, less fortunate bog bodies, such as the Tollund Man.
Unfortunately, the pace of the English game was too much for his medieval frame to bear, and Einarsson has never been more than a bit player at Elland Road, mainly due to the injury problems which have occurred since his transfer to the club. On 6th September 2006 Gylfi had a hip operation to remove floating bone, which is believed to be the result of a vicious blow from the hilt of a war axe in his former life, and was out of contention for the squad for eight weeks[6].
In January 2007 Gylfi was the subject of interest from the Leeds United manager's son's godfather's club's striker's elder brother, Jostein Flo, who claimed he wanted to bring the player back to Scandinavia to play for Strømsgodset[7].
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Ben 10 II: Kevin Normal Omnitrix Rush
[1] Ben 10 Movie 2 Kevin Normal Omnitrix Rush is an uncoming movie of the animated series Ben 10. Kevin founds the antidote and turns back to normal and Ben gets sucked inside the omnitrix and needs to find a way to get out of the "Omnitrix Universe". He finds the creator of the omnitrix and tries to tell him to use your skills and defeat all the aliens.
Sonic the Hedgehog: In Cyberchase
Version A
[2] Sonic the Hedgehog: In Cyberchase is the name of the 2007 computer film that features Sonic the Hedgehog. On Cartoon Network, it was released in March 15th 2007.
Plot
Ricky was downloading a game. Then a computer phantom virus made all the characters in the game in the real world and it's their job to stop it.
Cast
- Lil' JJ - Ricky
- Tom Kenny - Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles Tails Prower
- Redman - Knuckles the Echidna
- Bill Bixby - Dave
Version B
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Sonic the Hedgehog: In Cyberchase is the name of the 2007 computer film that features Sonic the Hedgehog. On Cartoon Network, it was released in March 15th, 2007.
Plot
Ricky, a master computer hacker, decides to implant a virus in Eggman's mainframe that would be used to control every robotic being in his possession. When the situation quickly steers out of the hacker's control, he contacts Sonic the Hedgehog, hoping to get him to defuse the situation. With the help of Tails and Knuckles, they dive into cyberspace in order to counter the threat.
Cast
- Lil' JJ - Ricky
- Tom Kenny - Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower
- Redman - Knuckles the Echidna
- Jim Cummings - Doctor Eggman
- Corey Burton - Dave
Gunther Pierre
Gunther Pierre, known in Japan as Template:Nihongo, is a fictional character in the anime series Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters GX in Japan) and the manga series of the same name. His name is meant to be a pun in Japanese, as "Guna" is the word for "papaya". In the English version, Gunther is voiced by Jack Black, while KISS takes the role in the Japanese version.
The series' main protagonist, Gunther is an evil mastermine. He destroys things for his own selfish needs.
Fictional character biography
Once in a cooking show he was named Chef Pierre. Jaden beat Pierre and he wanted revenge. In another episode, he was a mime and tried to turned the world into a silent one for mimes. So that no one can ruub it in his face because he lost.His plan failed and he became a criminal in jail. In another episode, he was freed and tried to get rid of Alexis by railroading her with a train.
In Yu-Gi-Oh! GX 2, he became a fictional dulest and his last name is LeDulest.
Gunther Pierre/Pierre LeDulest is voiced by Jack Black in US and KISS in Japan.
Coca -Town
Coca-Town is a TV series that features lots of actors.
Characters
Dan
Dan is the biggest fan of shakey cola. He will do anything to hang out with him.
Dan is voiced by Tom Kenny.
Shakey Cola
The famous celebraty in the world. He can sing very werll. His favorite person is Dave. Shakey Cola died in Coca-Town 2. He has many talents. He likes baseball.
Shakey is voiced by the legendary singer Aaron Carter.
Cast
- Tom Kenny - Dan
- Aaron Carter - Shakey Cola
The entire text of "Hippodrome" at one point
Hippos r like whoa.
From Talk:Jews and Judaism in Kazakhstan
- Rabbi Cohen has applauded the efforts of the Nazarbayev administration in protecting the Kazakh Jewish community from anti-Semitic attacks, saying he has not encountered anti-Semitism since he came to Kazakhstan ten years earlier.
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