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If you wish to put in new Wikipedia Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, you may do so at 67 Deletion Summer of Love. But PLEASE cite your sources!


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About BJAODN

Note! These pages contain material which is kept because the contents are considered humorous. They are not intended, nor should they be used, for any research or serious use.
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This is one of the oldest pages on Wikipedia. Here is the original explanation:

We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace. So, here it is! [I'm half tempted to suggest keeping the jokes inline with the pages, as they must sorta give the encyclopedia some lively color. But I do know it'd just get carried away and turn into an encyclopedia of silliness, so look forward to frequent updates of this page.  ;-) ]

Bad jokes are never kept on Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally Wikipedians lose their mind (especially on April Fool's Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. Often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us under the GFDL, and thus this page continues on and on.

When deciding whether to add something to BJAODN, please take to heart what Polonius said in Hamlet :

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Or even better, please remember the version from The Simpsons :

Brevity is ... wit.

Or remember the best version:

Brev. = wit.

Contents

Because of its size, this page has been divided up into many sections. Individual pages from oldest to newest:

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  1. The original Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  2. More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  3. Even more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  4. Yet more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  5. Still more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  6. Not another page of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  7. More Bad Jokes than you can shake a stick at
  8. More Bad Jokes than you can shake two sticks at
  9. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Next Generation
  10. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Wrath of Bad Nonsense
  11. Revenge of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  12. Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  13. Father of the Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  14. All Your Bad Joke And Other Deleted Nonsense Are Belong To Us
  15. Colorless green Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense sleep furiously
  16. Oh, no! More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  17. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Return of the Nonsense
  18. The All-New Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense Comedy Hour! (Copyright 1972)
  19. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Strike Back
  20. I WILL SUE YOU IN A COURT OF LAW IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY -- and Other Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense
  21. Let's edit our Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in accordance with the Wikipedian lifestyle
  22. In Soviet Russia, Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Delete YOU!
  23. Valley of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  24. Honey, I Shrunk the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  25. Oh my God! You Deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense! You bastard!
  26. Close Encounters of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Kind
  27. The Hitchhiker's Guide to Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  28. Whose Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is it Anyway?
  29. "Bad Jokes? We ain't got no stinking Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!"
  30. WARNING:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ahead
  31. This Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
  32. Holy Bad Jokes, Batman! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
  33. I find your lack of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense disturbing
  34. And now for something completely different... Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  35. It's Bad! It's a Joke! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
  36. We hold these Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense to be self-evident
  37. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Gone Wild
  38. You are in a maze of twisty little Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, all alike
  39. There's some vandalism Wikipedia can't buy. For everything else, there's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
  40. All these Bad Jokes are yours, except Europa. Attempt no Deleted Nonsense there.
  41. So Long, and Thanks for All the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  42. BJAODN 42: The Answer to Bad Jokes, the Universe, and Other Deleted Nonsense
  43. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ON WHEELS!!!!!
  44. These bad jokes need to be cleaned up to conform to a higher standard of deleted nonsense quality
  45. It is pitch black. You are likely to be Deleted by a Bad Joke or Other Nonsense
  46. So some Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense walk into a bar....
  47. Readers must be this high to get into Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  48. Go directly to Bad Jokes, Do not Delete, do not collect Other Nonsense
  49. Ye olde Badd Giokes and Other Deleetid Nonsense
  50. The first rule of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is you do not talk about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  51. A)bort_Bad_Jokes,_R)etry,_or_D)elete_Nonsense
  52. Damn it, Jim, I'm a Bad Joke, not Other Deleted Nonsense
  53. Hello. My name is Bad Jokes. You Deleted my Other Nonsense. Prepare to die.
  54. ßåd Jøkës åñd Øthër Ðélètêd Ñøñsëñsé
  55. Imagine a world in which every single person is given free access to bad jokes and other deleted nonsense.
  56. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is watching you.
  57. 57 Varieties of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  58. Everything you always wanted to know about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (But were afraid to ask)
  59. Dr. Bad Jokes, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Deleted Nonsense
  60. May the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Be With You
  61. Tonight, on a very special episode of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  62. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
  63. We are experiencing Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Please stand by.
  64. I Deleted Some Bad Jokes And Other Nonsense But All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
  65. Bad_Jokes:_Cultural_Learning_of_Other_Deleted_Nonsense_for_Make_Benefit_Glorious_Nation_of_Wikipedia
  66. I get my bad jokes deleted on Route 66
  67. 67 Deletion Summer of Love


Best picks

  1. Best of BJAODN
  2. More Best of BJAODN
  3. Even more Best of BJAODN
  4. Yet more Best of BJAODN
  5. Still more Best of BJAODN


Some of this stuff is actually funny to some people:

Sandbox fun!

April fools 2004

Some nonsense came about on April Fools' Day 2004 :

BJAODN Special Features

User:Shalom/Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense

"This is a personal collection of pages that belonged in Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense before that project was suspended in May 2007. I will always use diffs (or at least links) and formal page-moves in order to comply with the GFDL. Even though BJAODN has now returned, I will continue to forward BJAODN that I find to this page. Any editor may add entries provided that they obey the GFDL as above." - Shalom Hello 15:58, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Deleted pages

Old versions of existing articles

  • [3] - Wait, that doesn't look like Brian Lehrer...
  • [4] - The furry monster is back! :D
  • [5] - I read the news today, oh boy... :)
  • [6] - Oscar Wilde talking on the 'phone.

Greatest Hoax of All Time

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This page was created by a single user, tjproechel, and was active for a little more than two weeks. Its fictional nature was only discovered when no google search results were found for the Upper Peninsula War.This page is not so much funny, as truly brilliant.

The longest-standing hoax?

Article Dušan Jocić was created in August 2005, as a fairly obvious thing made up in school one day. During the course of time, several wikipedians in good standing improved the article, so the end result looked far more plausible, while suspicion of hoax by an anonymous editor was quickly reverted as vandalism. It finally got deleted in July 2007.

Porchesia

Commemorated at The Porchesian Holocaust, a featured Uncyclopedia classic in its own right. RIP.

Other funny things

Mailing list oddities!

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Stephen Colbert's Wikiality!

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