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Reference to "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue," a quote from Zork


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from :Template:Torture-stub[edit]

Easter! YAY![edit]

This edit from the 2006 article: April 16 - Easter Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I am so happy it is Easter! "I got lots of chocolates!"Cadbury yummed up the entire universe.

From Paul Daniels[edit]

He has since retired from presenting magic shows on TV and has resorted to taking heroin and watching porn

Pierre du'due[edit]

Pierre Jean-Louc Du'due (b. April 23rd, 1890 - d. April 23rd, 1940) was a brilliant, innovative, and above all, tragic French actor whose performances, both on and off the stage, captivated audiences for minutes at a time.

Born in Paris in 1890, Du'due was the son of Philipe and Isabelle Du'due, self-proclaimed immigrants who had lived in Paris all their lives. Pierre spent most of his early youth as a doll. By the age of four, Pierre had already developed a keen understanding of both drama and tragedy. Every denied want, need, and even those granted, were met by the four year old with an outstretched arm, and a faint look in the other direction. A tear soon followed. This maneuver would later become fondly known as "Du'due's 'moitié après neuf'", or "Half Past Nine", as the actor's shadow during the move would cast what resembled the hands on a clock. Such were the earliest signs of the tragic genious of Pierre Du'due.

In August of 1908, Du'due wrote and starred in his first play, a tragedy in three acts entitled "Aucunes Ficelles ont Attaché", or "No Strings Attached". The plot of the story resembles a darker version of "Pinocchio". "Aucunes Ficelles ont Attaché" tells the horrific tale of young Gerard, a boy tormented at school for his belief that the government is secretly trying to drain all emotion from him, and tormented at home by his abusive mother, who makes him dress and act as if he is a puppet. In one of the most intense and disturbing scenes ever, Gerard and his mother, Juliet, engage in a dramatic battle of words.

Gerard: They make fun of me, mother! They laugh and point fingers! I am an outsider who is being forced to stay inside! Juliet: They are right! You are not one of them, Gerard! You dropped from my loin as a block of wood, and I chiseled at you until you resembled a boy! I used string, yarn, and glue for days on you so even I, your own mother, could stand the disgusting sight of your petrified presence! Gerard: Liar! Liar! Your nose will grow! Liar! Liar! Juliet: Do as you always do! Run from the truth! Have your master spin you round by your joints and run, little puppet!

Soon after, following the enormous success of having written and starred in his first play, Du'due began a love affair with French actress Iamamanelle Guyli. Though never seen in the same room together, or within an hour or so of each other, Pierre and Iamamanelle were the most celebrated couple in France during 1910. "I wear masks. Both figuritively and literally. All of the time, I am wearing masks. Iamamanelle sees through the masks. She is a part of me. She understands me. I cry for her beauty."

I love to see pierre du'due naked beside Scott Brundage of York, Pennsylvania

Get a Room, Lovebirds[edit]

wikipedia:WP:ANI#User:82.78.101.60

This anon IP is vandalizing my user talk page, User talk:Alexander 007. It claims that I am a "femme". Please either block the IP or protect my talk page after I remove some of its posts. Alexander 007 21:05, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Since when asking a person if he/she is a woman or not means vandalism? 82.78.101.60 21:13, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
Since when asking a person if he/she is a woman or not means vandalism? 82.78.101.60 21:13, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
You were not asking, you stated "Cette Alexandre est une.. femme", no question mark. Alexander 007 21:21, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

...maybe because you act like one?...like a femme? don't cry baby like a woman...be a man! You called me bitch once but you're more woman than I am!

Where have I "cried baby like a woman"? Link it. In this case, the woman would be User:NorbertArthur (excuse me), the way he keeps complaining about a minor insult. Alexander 007 21:40, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
Don't you start. Jkelly 21:42, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

You were offended if that person called you woman! You deserve it as you have reacted so far. Maybe you hide your identity under the skin of a weak woman as you pretend to be. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 61.24.56.186 (talkcontribs)


Who the hell are you anon? Stop harassing and making bizarre statements. Alexander 007 21:45, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Alex I'm Node. I loved you all the time. You saw my picture. I'm now in Japan.

OK Node, I guess I apologize for some things I did. You can understand that I'm heterosexual, and I understand that you're not. It's cool that you're in Japan, I know you're interested in the Ainu and other topics around there. However, even if I were a woman (which I'm not), you're impression of "weak woman" reflects once again your opinion of women, perhaps. Alexander 007 22:24, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
Check out this blatant vandalism done by it:[1]. Alexander 007 21:10, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
I think that you meant this edit. I left a :Template:Bv warning. Jkelly 21:15, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
And I love you both, but I'm removing this waste of ANI space. Get a room, lovebirds. (Sorry, Jkelly, not you.) Bishonen | talk 12:48, 17 April 2006 (UTC).

Jon Bentley[edit]

The following was written by Jason Bradbury; presenter of UK TV programme The Gadget Show to show how Wikipedia articles can be edited by anyone:

thumb|right|300px|Jon Bently Jon Bentley has long been regarded as one of the greatest men of our time. He is a notorious Hollywood lothario and the first man to walk on Mars, where he still has a small holiday cottage. He was born at an early age and went on to become older, having occasional birthdays along the way. In his teenage years Jon was the king of Spain, a job he enjoyed greatly until an unfortunate accident during a knighting ceremony led to his abdication and subsequent banishment from the country. He then spent many years as a travelling pan pipe player before his beautiful music came to the attention of The Gadget Show's producers who hired him on the spot, enchanted as they were with his pan pipe melodies. Jon has since gone on to invent Planes, Trains and Automobiles, a trilogy of design he is most pleased with, becoming as they have the staples of modern transport. Winning a Nobel prize for his creations spurred him on to greater feats, including the invention of Cake, Jelly, Shoes, Plastic, Pencil lead, Time Travel and Time Travel Insurance. He is currently working on his second rocket to the Sun, the first having crashed just outside Kettering landing in Mr T's Holiday Cottage

Steve Nash[edit]

Stephen John Nash (born February 7, 1974 in Johannesburg, South Africa) is a star Canadian basketball player, well at least that anybody has ever heard of. It isn't like Canada is known for their skill at basketball.

What ever happened to a good old fashioned prayer?[edit]

These modern wiki people, they don't even respect their deities. This from M4 Sherman:

Hello Shiva.

from Mason City[edit]

In the late 1990's, Matt Wolf's gas terrorized the town of Mason City. Whether it stemmed from a late night chimichanga or from a Double Cheeseburger at the Silver Lake Culver's, it was some of the most potent stuff in Mason City history, and its smell solidified Matt Wolf as one of the most dangerous citizens in Mason City.

From wikipedia:requests for adminship/JudgeRoberts[edit]

JudgeRoberts[edit]

Vote here (1/0/0) ending 19:33 SEVEN DAYS AFTER 29 September 2005 (UTC)

JudgeRoberts (talk<dot-separator> contribs) – Howdy y'all. I've gotten John here numerated to be Chief Justice, and I reckon it'd be great if he could be a wikipedia admistrator too. I know John doesn't have much of a paper trail, having 0 edits and all, but you can take my word that he is as trustworthy as they come. Unlike all those activist liberal admin scum running around, John is the kind of guy who will interpret wiki principles the way our founding fathers intended- Dubya 19:24, 29 September 2005 (UTC)

Candidate, please indicate acceptance of the nomination here: I hereby accept Dubya's nomination. JudgeRoberts 19:35, 29 September 2005 (UTC)


Support

  1. Okey-Dokey. -Dubya 19:26, 29 September 2005 (UTC)
  2. Yep...I'm supporting this, I think -Alfred E. Neuman 19:56, 29 September 2005 (UTC)

Oppose

Neutral

Comments

Questions for the candidate
A few generic questions to provide guidance for voters:

1. What sysop chores, if any, would you anticipate helping with? (Please read the page about administrators and the administrators' reading list.)
A. My specialty is of course, mediating disputes. I promise to uphold the original intent of all Wikipedia Principles as dictated by our founding fathers.
2. Of your articles or contributions to Wikipedia, are there any about which you are particularly pleased, and why?
A. I cannot answer this question as it may have bearing on my future duties as administrator.
3. Have you been in any conflicts over editing in the past or do you feel other users have caused you stress? How have you dealt with it and how will you deal with it in the future?
A. I cannot answer this question as it may have bearing on my future duties as administrator.

From Andi Peters[edit]

Allegations of Sexual Harrassment[edit]

Throughout the nineties, Peters was accused of sexual harassment by employees and prospective actresses. Ned Zeman in Vanity Fair quotes an actress who described Peters' new spin on the casting-couch lure. According to the woman, Peters had asked her to take off her top and groped her breasts in order to show her where her spiritual "meridian points" were located.

Presenter Emma Forbes was one of Peters casting couch victims. “They were casting presenters for Live and Kicking,” she recalled. “I was the last audition, dressed frumpy and plain, the way I usually go, and I walk into his office and it’s only Andi. His office has a huge shag carpet – shag, I’ll repeat that, shag – and a huge screaming casting couch. Casting, casting, casting, casting couch. And he says, ‘Listen, I can’t tell what your body looks like with what you’re wearing, so why don’t you stand up and take off your dress?’”

“I started crying, and I said, ‘My video’s for sale for £14.99, go buy it if you want to see.’ And I ran out to my car, and he grabbed my arm and followed me and said, ‘Don’t ever tell this to anybody.’ I was like, ‘Dude, you are gonna regret this one day.’”

In addition to improper conduct with females off-screen, Peters is notable for widespread use of a penetrative, homophobic style of intimidation on-screen. Live and Kicking, Shipwrecked, and other programs feature Peters' comparison of his show's guests with male-on-male sexual assault.

Trivia[edit]

  • Was the first black presenter of live and kicking with Emma Forbes
  • A signed first edition of Mein Kampf is in his possession.
  • Refuses to wear trousers whilst rehersing, favouring to wear only a smock

From Talk:New Chronology[edit]

Laughing stocks sticks[edit]

Direct descendants of JC (Jesus Caesar),Grandmasterka on maternal and John K on paternal side feel rightfully hurt by NC history surgery. Oh, sweet revenge, they bravely cut out of Dr.Prof.Acad. Fomenko's humble comments and call this vandalism "science". They will be remebered forever for this. Suggest they follow further in the steps of jesuit Scaliger and and prove time and again the quadrature of circle, tweak further the precision of Archbishop Usher's dating of the Act of Creation at 04.30 a.m. of the 23 of October 4004 b.c. (recommended method : C14).

penis reading[edit]

thumb|right| Aubrey Beardsley's The Examination

Penis reading, which is also called lingam gnosis or phalloanalysis, is an ancient art of personality assessment based upon the idea that there are four types of penises:

  • Earth
  • Air
  • Fire
  • Water

Most penises represent a combination of two of these types and, concsequently, their owners share the characteristics of the two.


Earth penis[edit]

Earth penises look like yams, potatoes, turnips, or other tuberous vegetables. Uusally large, earth penises tend to be of an irregular shape and exhibit dark pigmentation. Earth penises are associated with large, hirsute, pendulous testicles. The earth penis' owner tends to be of a homely appearance and a pragmatic nature and is apt to be a farmer. He is the domnant partner in any relationship. A down-to-earth individual, the earth penis owner has simple, ordinary, everyday tastes, in sex as in other areas of his interest and activity. Chances are that he is of only average or below-average intelligence.


Air Penis[edit]

The air penis is likely to be long, to be slender, to be of a light complexion, and to have a bend in its shaft. The small, round, lightly pigmented testicles associated with the air penis are carried close to the body, indicating a cold nature. Who owns the air penis? The artist. More specifically, although an intelligent and imaginative lover, he is an artist who is likely to be bisexual and to have difficulty making and keeping commitments, being of an adulterous and fickle character.


Fire penis[edit]

The fire penis is thick, smooth straight, symmetrical, and hot pink to red in color, indicative of its owner's fiery sexuality and his aggressive, controlling nature. Water penis

Small and soft, the water penis is the most feminine of the four types of phalli. Although they tend to be nuturing men who enjoy doing tasks that are usually considered "woman's work," such as cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children. However, the water penis owner has a strong, active libido and may prove too much of a man for many would-be partners.


Water penis[edit]

Since water is the most feminine element, the water penis usually are of a small, soft, and feminine appearance. Water penis owners are nuturing men, the givers in relationships, who cook and perform housework and sometimes taking the maternal role in the family. Water penis owners are highly sexed.


External links[edit]

[2]

From Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard...[edit]

patern of abuse from certian ip ranges?[edit]

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I've noticed that approximatly 99.9999% of wikipedia vandalism, by ip users seems to come from the same ip range,

NetRange: 1.0.0.0 - 255.255.255.255
Registered to: the interent

I suggest that if it were blocked, nearly all vandalism could be ceased indefintly--152.163.100.200 20:58, 18 April 2006 (UTC)


From Sexual attraction[edit]

Sexual Energy[edit]

A new disovery has been made about sexual attraction.

There is a an energy that male and females have which determines how much attraction they have to members of the opposite sex. Individuals have different amounts of this energy.

Chronic homosexuals and lesbians have none of this energy which makes it hard for them to be attracted to members of the opposite sex.

For the most part the amount of this energy that individuals have is stable throughout their lives but it can be lost in certain circumstances and it can be gained in certain circumstances.

There are certain indicators in an individual as to what amount of this energy that they have.

One basic one is, given eye contact say, in the street, by a member of the opposite sex someone with a greater amount of this energy will be able to hold eye contact longer than someone with a lesser amount of this energy.

From Charles Logan[edit]

During the fifth season, Logan is faced with the challenge of being the biggest douchebag in the history of the series.

From 201[edit]

201 is the natural number between 200 and 202. In Japanese, it is known as 201-san (or 201-chan to its friends).

201 is the only number that is divisible by itself.

From this vandalism of the Mars article[edit]

Mars sucks balls =]

From Talk:April Morning[edit]

Plagiarists never used to be this indiscreet:

NOTE TO EDITOR; COULD U PUT IN THE PAGE NUMBERS TOO, IM USING THIS SUMMARY FOR A CHAPTER BY CHAPTER SUMMARY WE HAVE TO DO IN MY ENGLISH CLASS

Benmark[edit]

Benmark, It's the sub-level country underneath Denmark. Get a map, I'll show you.Image:Benmark.jpg

James Bracey is on Fire![edit]

James Bracey (born 17 September 1984, in Gosford, New South Wales) is the Australian Sky News's Sports Reporter. His parents had hoped for a Christmas Day birth so that they would only have to buy one set of presents per year.

Background[edit]

James' childhood on New South Wales' Central Coast was fraught with danger and temptation. His parents were itinerant hippies who ran out of money in the great banana crash of 1990. They set up house in the back of an old bedford van and it was these years that James would later describe as "get out of my house you creep!". I then left his house immediately.

A crippling phobia of gardening led to his love of all sports. He was so damn horrible that he started writing about it. His writing was initially also horrible, but because he is so good looking, no one wanted to say anything. His skill as a journalist came about when he started to attend the University of Newcastle, where his lecturer-come-mentor taught him the ancient skill of applying one's good looks to writing ability. Once complete, his skills as a journalist were on par with Craig Norenbergs, the greatest sports writer ever... in the history of the UNIVERSE!

His heroes include the likes of Billy Moore and Greg Florimo (two North Sydney greats), Matthew Burke, Betty Cuthbert, Ian Thorpe, Pat Rafter and Shane Warne are sportsmen James has admired over the years. It was Ian Thorpe's performance in the 2000 Olympic Games in Sydney that James found a true hero and kindred spirit. James aspires to look as good as Ian does in his speedos. They remain a firm item.

Television career[edit]

While studying at the University of Newcastle, James used his friends in the greek maffia to score a job at Australia's number one subsciption news channel Sky News Australia in 2004. His race to the top was helped in part to his shocking good looks and a strong resemblance to Sesame Street's Guy Smiley.

James' stellar journalistic skill, coupled with his afforementioned good looks, meant a swift rise from the ranks of lowly casual staffer to on-air presenter in 2005. It was from here on that Sky had to hire more front-of-house security to hold back the hoards of men who turned up every day in the hope of catching a glimpse of their hero. Although the crowds are not as they were at their peak, it remains a point of contention amongst other staffers who find it hard to get into the building.

Plans are currently in the pipeline for James to take over the Head of Sports position at Sky News Australia. His only potential pitfall is the pure strength of will (personified) that is Craig Norenbergs. Craig has always been jealous of James' hyper-friendship with Ian Thorpe and has on occasion sought to remove James from popular opinion like some kind of ultra jealous Othelloesque machiavillian super villain/madman. James denies the allegations, outright.

External links[edit]

From Dennis Rickman[edit]

His last words were "We Did It!" in reference to their unborn baby while he felt her stomach and when she grabbed his hand he lost his strength and had to let go and Sharon painfully started screaming Nooooo!, Dont you leave me, Dont you dare leave me ,no-ooo-oo! noooooooooo!!! Dennis? Dennis? while the ultimate sicko Danny Moon recorded the event on his camera phone and found it amusing, also Dennis Rickman Died open -eyed which was to cruel for anybody (exept Johnny and Danny)


From CAGS[edit]

CAGS[edit]

Crazy Asian Girl Syndrome (CAGS) is a common change in the state of mind of an Americanized Asian girl between the ages of 18-24 while in a relationship. Although CAGS usually sets in at about the fourth month of a healthy relationship, it can occur anywhere from two weeks to eight months. Usually, the onset of CAGS will lead to the inevitable end of an otherwise, happy and healthy, relationship.

Symptoms[edit]

Early signs of CAGS may include[edit]
  • Trivial and arbitrary lies
  • Increased appetite
Full-blown CAGS may include[edit]
  • Trivial and arbitrary reasons to overreact, including:
    • Crying
    • Unnecessary yelling
  • Fraternizing flirtatiously with other males
  • Purposefully not answering or returning calls of partner
  • Hypocrisy
  • Calculated lies in addition to arbitrary and trivial lies
  • Reduced libido towards partner

Causes[edit]

Due to its fairly recent discovery, very little is known about the causes of CAGS, other than it is most common when the parnter is a caucasian male. Tests on the causes have been inconclusive because of the unpredictable nature of CAGS. "The problem lies in the jrf.jkThis article is based on the theories and speculations of two university students in California. If this article has offended you in any way, go get a sense of humor

From Wandsworth[edit]

There is a strange woman who people talk about who lives in Wandsworth. She is only known at "Cone Lady" & has quite an unhealthy passion for road cones. She also sets up CCTV footage all around her house, just incase little people come to steal her beloved cones.

from Lakota[edit]

Lakota University scientists are currently developing an antimatter reactor and rubber chopsticks. There future projects include waterproof water and a better brand of beef to make a butter burger better.

From List of fictional bands[edit]

From Britney Spears[edit]

Career achievements[edit]





















Ripped off Louis Armstrongs 1932 recording of 'Oops, I Did It Again' (seriously)[3]

Continued to suck, wilfully and repeatedly re-affirming her status as trailer trash
--211.29.215.80 15:10, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

From Image:prince_symbol.svg[edit]

This symbol is also often pronounced as a long, drawn-out raspberry or fart sound with a quiet squeak at the end. Alternatively, it is transliterated as "that gender-challenged fellow who couldn't decide on a name."

From Root beer float[edit]

For those who concoct the mixed form of root beer float as opposed to the spoon-dipping type, there are two primary factions of Floatdom: Ice Cream First (ICF) and Root Beer First (RBF). As the name suggests, ICFs prefer the truest method of the root beer float; place scoops of ice cream into the glass first, then pour on root beer. This can sometimes result in an amusing foam-sucking game in which the maker of the float must quickly suck away the foam created by the ice cream/root beer combination before it spills over the side of the glass. This can be played competitively with other ICF float makers. The other faction, RBF, pours in root beer and then plops their ice cream in, resulting in a splashing mess and proving their inability to grasp the concepts of science or fun. RBFs should never make your float for you; not only will they hand you a wet glass, they will probably have drooled in it as well. RBFs also think Vanilla Ice is "pretty hardcore" and are not to be trusted with toddlers or parakeets.

From Jason Marsden[edit]

Jason probably can't beat up your dad, but he is a snappier dresser and a far better character actor.

Jason's obscurity factor is much higher than that of Huey Lewis of Huey Lewis and the News, but so is his awesomeness factor.

From Ejaculation[edit]

To meet Wikipedia's quality standards, this article or section may require cleanup.

(Not a joke, just an amusing juxtaposition.)

From Aylesford[edit]

Aylesford contains such random characters as Meg Antonick, witty and ever so grand, and Jason Keddy, the village's resident eye candy and intellect. Some say that Jason has an ego as big as the universe, but that has yet to be discussed with him. Over time it is assumed he'll become a megalomaniac and try to take over the world. Lucky for the rest of us he will end up working in a Pharmasave somewhere for the rest of his life.

From Mathematics: mathematics is the lesbian sister of biology[edit]

diff: "Ironically, [mathematics] is also known as the Queen of the Sciences because it is the lesbian sister of biology." -lethe talk + 05:35, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Aha Family Guy. I wish I had a lesbian sister.

From Barreiro[edit]

Barreiro (pron. IPA [bɐ'ʁɐjɾu]) is a municipality and city in Portugal with a total area of 32.0 km² and a total population of 79,047 inhabitants. They all worship a guy named Jose Barreiro, who has a very hot girfriend named Sweet Buns. They live happily together in the ocean. Afonso Silva 10:50, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

From Burger King and Latin Kings[edit]

The Almighty Burger King and Queen Nation is a large international chain of fast food restaurants, predominantly selling hamburgers, french fries and soft drinks.

from Burger King

The Burger Kings started out as a social organization for the advancement of the Puerto Rican community in the Chicago area in the 1940s. The organization spread nationally, and by the 1970s it came to be dominated by individuals engaged in criminal activity, in particular, narcotics trafficking.

from Latin Kings

From Time travel[edit]

Time travel is the concept of buying clothes, in a manner analogous to moving through space.

THE FUNNIEST ONE OF ALL! BASKETBALL GREAT DIKEMBE MUTOMBO![edit]

Few weeks back, I put this as Dikembe Mutombo's full name and it got deleted!

Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacques wa Mutombo akamatonasa kowialata tatabokinoltamosa mutabola si koshkatamogo tagakirioksomotolak makaslkkm otoomanokorumbo sinotaocosama born June 25, 1966 in Kinshasa, Zaire) is a basketball player in the NBA, playing as reserve center for the Houston Rockets. "Mr.B"Boxbrown 18:02, 23 April 2006 (UTC)boxbrown

From Animal Control[edit]

Variations of the historical phrase "I wouldn't vote for him for dogcatcher" or "He couldn't run for dogcatcher in this county" refers to an individual so poorly regarded that the individual in question is not fit to be elected to even a trivial position of public trust. In actuality, this position is usually an appointed one in localities that have a dedicated full-time animal control officer.

From (name removed)[edit]

----- --------[edit]


--------is a teacher at ---------- High School. He has a family consisting of a daughter, a son, and his wife. He teaches --------------- and --------. ----- -------- also has tendencies to think that he is God. He treats everyone as if they are below him and believes himself to be better than everyone else. For this many people, primarily his classmates, hate him.

----- --------'s Bathroom Pass[edit]

Because he thinks he is so high and mighty ----- -------- likes to tell students that they cannot go to the restroom. For this many of his students actually urinate on his Bathroom pass. It has actually been somewhat of a tradition in his for his students.

--------'s Sayings[edit]


-------- is most well know for his saying "Amatrol! Football! Oorah!"

Attribution: User:TheMadHattre, 04:39, January 10, 2006 (UTC). The article is not visible to non-admins as it has been deleted.

Vaginal flatulence[edit]

'Vaginal flatulence (flatus vaginalis in Latin) is an emission, or expulsion of air from the vagina, often during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus, but does not involve waste gases, and thus has no specific odor associated.

More serious conditions[edit]

Vaginal flatus that involves strong odor or fecal matter may be a result of colovaginal fistula, a serious condition involving a tear between the vagina and colon, which can result from diseases (such as Crohn's disease), surgery, child birth and other causes. [4] This condition can lead to urinary tract infection and other complications. A doctor should be consulted if symptoms of colovaginal fistula occur.

This can also be a symptom of an internal female genital prolapse, [5] a condition most often caused during child birth. [6]

Techniques used in prevention[edit]

Techniques such as exercise (e.g. the outward pushing Kegel exercise); avoidance of sexual positions where the woman raises her hips and thighs; and artificial lubrication are commonly used in minimizing occurrences of vaginal flatulence. [7]

Slang[edit]

"Queef" (onomatopoeia), "pussy fart" and "vart", are slang terms which refer to vaginal flatulence.

Pornography[edit]

The sound can also be considered erotic, and is the subject of a pornographic sub-genre.

External links[edit]

From various articles regarding King Gyanendra[edit]

THE KING IS A FINK

Anti-hand burning thingers[edit]

"Anti-Hand Burning Thingers" is a term used for all sorts of safety devices used when baking. The term was origionally used by Raines8416 in PBNations OSST GTD. This was then put into motion by Burninator and then seconded again by Raines.This man is an example of failure to use such Anti-Hand Burning Thingers correctly.Image:Armless2ic.jpg

Tundra Rap (deleted from Tundra)[edit]

The Tundra Rap[edit]

from the mighty boosh


Ice flow nowhere to go

Ice flow nowhere to go

Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra


They call him the shrew,

Arms in short,

Then with the claw


Whiteness,

Nothingness,

Endlessness

Death


The whiteness of the

Pales in comparison

Oh my god!

Who the hell are you?


I'm little Johnny Frostbite moving around

Freezing; you up freezing you down

Like an icicle


Coming in your tent like a cold night scissor bite

Arctic death

Infinite night


They call me tundra boy because

I move like an arctic lizzard

When the Blizzard strikes


I disappear like a pipedream

All that's left is the gleam

Of a tent peg


Boosh, Boosh, Stronger than a moose

Don't lock your doors or we'll come through your roof top

Stop look around take your mind off the floor

Because The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit RAW!

Ice, flow, nowhere to go

Ice, flow, nowhere to go

Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaaaaa!


part of references

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References[edit]

TigerGardens[edit]

TigerGardens - *Possibly* (in a totally unbiased and non-endorsing manner) a very useful site containing games, downloads and lot and lots of adverts


This is a stub- please help Wikipedia by expanding *not deleting* it.

From Talk:Dialetheism[edit]

(Dialetheism is the view that there are true contradictions, or dialetheias. More specifically, dialetheists believe that for some sentence or proposition P, both P and its negation (not-P) are true.)

50px|Good articles Dialetheism has and has not been listed as a good article; it does and does not adhere to certain quality standards. If you can and cannot expand it or improve it further, please both do so and refrain from doing so!

Chris Kessel[edit]

Chris Kessel, short for Christopher Kessel is the name of an 18-year-old young man living near Los Angeles, in California, USA.

The name Christopher is widely used and very common among North American Males.

These are it's origins: Means "bearing Christ", derived from Late Greek Χριστος (Christos) combined with φερω (phero) "to bear, to carry". Christopher was the legendary saint who carried the young Jesus across a river. He is the patron saint of travellers. Another famous bearer was Christopher Columbus, the explorer who reached the West Indies in the 15th century.

"Kessel" is German and translates to mean "Boiler, Cauldron or Pot" In English. In Medieval times people often took surnames relating to where they lived or their line of profession, such as Bill, may become "Bill the Blacksmith" Or later, just "Bill Smith" You see? So, likely, the ancestor of Chris Kessel was a cook, or a maker of caulrons, or perhaps a boiler-room worker, who took on the Surname "Kessel".

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JAMLOPS

Jamlops is a word that can be used to replace any word. It is commonly used as a verb, but can also be used as any part of speech. Many use "Jamlops" when they don't know which word to use, but many use it to add "personality" to sentences.

EXAMPLES:

  • I could definatly go for some Jamlops downtown today.
  • Jake Jamlopsed a huge muffin yesterday.
  • Turn left at the corner, and proceed down the......Jamlops path.
  • You always Jamlops in your sleep.

WORDS RELATED TO JAMLOPS:

  • Jame

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He was nevertheless found guilty as charged, and sentenced to death by cheesecake. Socrates turned down the pleas of his disciples to attempt an escape from prison, ate the dessert and died in eternal bliss.

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