I get my bad jokes deleted on Route 66
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This is in reference to the song "I get my kicks on Route 66"
[edit] From Military Commissions Act of 2006
The United States Military Commissions Act of 2006, Pub. L. No. 109-366, 120 Stat. 2600 (Oct. 17, 2006), enacting Chapter 47A of title 10 of the United States Code, is an Act of Congress (Senate Bill 3930[1]) signed by Dictator George W. Bush on October 17, 2006.
Source: from Wikipedia
[edit] A never-before-seen picture taken by User:Rickyrab, and commentary
- Please notice that this is actually El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula, not New Amsterdam, that shows up in said picture.Rickyrab 18:10, 29 August 2007 (PDT)
Source: original to this BJAODN website
[edit] From Jimbo Wales' talk page
[edit] Donations
I have a career pretty similar to your former one. How much do I need to donate to become an administrator? 86.150.30.172 09:55, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
The above comments and the one on my messages are not helpful. Surely it would be reasonable to give special privileges to donors. Naturally I see an arguement for greater scruitiny of the inexperienced, but a donation to Wikipedia can be as great a contribution as that of an editor. 86.150.30.172 12:23, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Adminship isn't a reward for contributing to Wikipedia. It is a tool. --lucid 12:49, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- So why can't I have that tool? 86.150.30.172 13:28, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Also, adminship is entrusted by the community to editors whom the community knows well. Editing from an IP address won't get you there (not to mention an IP can't be sysoped). I'd suggest that you create an account as a first step if you'd like to become an admin. Just edit for a long time; make solid, productive edits until you've impacted the community enough to be sysoped. But that shouldn't be your goal; your goal should be the project - making Wikipedia the best repository of human knowledge on the planet. =David(talk)(contribs) 12:56, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Surely a substantial donation to the community should be enough? Why do I have to be "known well"? 86.150.30.172 13:28, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Substitute "well known" for "widely recognised as a good contributor", one who is considered unlikely - based on observation - to use the extra tools available to disrupt Wikipedia. This is important since the tools available for admins can do a great more damage than those used for general editing. Donating a considerable amount of money only indicates that you have a considerable amount of money available for donation, and not how well you would carry out the work of an admin. LessHeard vanU 14:36, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Which is sort of like trying to make the sun the biggest thing in the solar system --lucid 13:01, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Surely a substantial donation to the community should be enough? Why do I have to be "known well"? 86.150.30.172 13:28, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
Note: I now have an account. Euriboring 13:36, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- wp:WP:RFA is the only way you're going to get sysop rights, and without a lot more contributions behind your account, your RfA will fail. Adminship is a set of tools that let you help Wikipedia more, and without a need or use for those tools, you will not be granted them. --Deskana (apples) 13:40, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- (*cough* The RfA page says, "The community grants administrator status to trusted users, so nominees should have been on Wikipedia long enough for people to determine whether they are trustworthy..." and nothing about the need for the tools - which is often an area of contention in the various discussions.) LessHeard vanU 14:40, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Semantics. This user would not be granted adminship, and you are as aware of this as me. --Deskana (apples) 14:41, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- "Semantics", indeed, as regards this editor (now rightly indefblocked by you) but not perhaps in discussions involving legitimate candidates. Just general principles for those unfamiliar with sysop criteria - hence my decision to remark in smaller type. LessHeard vanU 14:54, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Semantics. This user would not be granted adminship, and you are as aware of this as me. --Deskana (apples) 14:41, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- (*cough* The RfA page says, "The community grants administrator status to trusted users, so nominees should have been on Wikipedia long enough for people to determine whether they are trustworthy..." and nothing about the need for the tools - which is often an area of contention in the various discussions.) LessHeard vanU 14:40, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- The Henry Root Letters are much funnier. -- Hoary 13:58, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
I fully support the block of this user. What nonsense.--Jimbo Wales 18:57, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, thats a bit like trying to buy a place in the parliament. 84.250.110.93 22:29, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Despite being wrong, the idea that adminship is a reward for contributing to Wikipedia seems to be common, especially among newcomers. A.Z. 23:51, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] From User talk:Euriboring:
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| This blocked user (block log | autoblocks | unblock | contribs | deleted contribs) has asked to be unblocked, but an administrator has reviewed and declined this request. Other administrators may also review this block, but should not override the decision without good reason (see the blocking policy). This unblock request continues to be visible. Do not replace this message with another unblock request or add another unblock request.
Request reason: "I would like my block to be reviewed, ideally by Jimbo Wales or other people with official fundraising roles. I have been blocked for "trolling/wasting time". I have done neither. My suspicion is that Deskana is like I was a student, an idealist. He has my full respect for taking such a principled position, but I believe that he is being naive. However, Wikipedia administrators presumably require community consensus because they will be exercising their powers in a way that influences the community. I don't intend to use administrator powers in this way. But I would like to benefit the community in other ways, see the deleted "RFA" proposal that I created. I ask that I am unblocked so I can work with the community and its leaders towards a win/win solution. " Decline reason: "No way. Adminship is not for sale. Period. MaxSem 14:47, 1 September 2007 (UTC)" |
[edit] From wp:Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Euriboring
Template:User I would like to be a Wikipedia administrator. If I become one, then I shall donate $250 000 to Wikipedia, and $250 to the first 500 users that vote for me.Euriboring 13:38, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] From wp:Wikipedia:Village pump (proposals)
[edit] A sad day for Wikipedia
I would like to propose a minute's silence to mark the death of BJAODN, after a long and painful illness. Those of us who mourn its passing can take comfort in the thought that it is now amusing the angels in Wiki-heaven. Gandalf61 16:17, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
- I came here to propose the same thing. But then I thought, "It's a wiki; it doesn't make noise anyway", so silence doesn't make sense. Maybe we can get the admin's to lock the database against editing for one minute tomorrow at 12:11 Wikipedia time — exactly 24 hours after BJAODN ceased to be. —DragonHawk (talk|hist) 17:08, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
- I'm very glad no one went through with that. I just found out an acquaintance was dead a few hours ago, and equating the deletion of a vandalism database to someone's death is completely inappropriate. Atropos 09:46, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
- Nobody is suggesting the end of BJAODN is as bad as the death of a real person. Nobody is even comparing the relative sadness of the end of BJAODN to anything at all. All we're suggesting that the end of BJAODN is a sad thing. That doesn't mean that it is the saddest thing ever. —DragonHawk (talk|hist) 12:11, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
- "[A] moment of silence is often a gesture of respect, particularly in mourning for those who have recently died or as part of a commemoration ceremony of a tragic historical event." Saying that the deletion of a page full of bad jokes deserves a moment of silence is nothing but comparing it to someone's death or an actually tragic event. This is completely inappropriate. Atropos 08:46, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- Speaking as someone who has some experience of deceased relatives and friends, I'm afraid death is something we must all learn to live with. It is a fact of life for all of us. And as with all facts of life (the more so, unpleasant ones) humour is made of it. Indeed humour may be a way of dealing with life's unpleasant aspects. And when humour is made of an unpleasant subject (whether death, or anything else) then there are bound to be those in the 'audience' who have recently been affected by such an occurence. Some may be offended by it, but one cannot place a ban on humour for fear of offending an individual. There are individuals who will be offended by even the most (to an average person) innocuous subject. Wikipedia is about human perception of the world in which we live, and, for-better-or-for-worse, humour is part of that world. --JohnArmagh 09:35, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- The keywords there are "often" and "particularly". The comparison is not intrinsic to anything proposed here. You're bringing your own baggage to the party. That's understandable; you're grieving. But if this discussion is causing you new pain, I'd suggest (with respect, and in all seriousness) you stop coming back for more. —DragonHawk (talk|hist) 02:24, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- We're not talking about "my pain" here, we're talking about how absolutely absurd it is that you want to mourn over the deletion of a list of bad jokes. It was a useless annoying distraction to writing an encyclopedia. Atropos 03:59, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
- Well, sorry, but I do feel Wikipedia is diminished by the deletion of BJAODN, and dismissing my feelings as "absolutely absurd" is hurtful and not at all constructive. But I guess having emotions such as humour, sadness and empathy is an annoying distraction to the all-important task of writing an encyclopedia. Gandalf61 13:00, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
- I never understood the argument that we need to have some fun. You know, we're not just robots, we can't work all the time. Writing an encyclopedia is fun. If you don't think its fun, why are you doing it? Atropos 23:45, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
- Well, sorry, but I do feel Wikipedia is diminished by the deletion of BJAODN, and dismissing my feelings as "absolutely absurd" is hurtful and not at all constructive. But I guess having emotions such as humour, sadness and empathy is an annoying distraction to the all-important task of writing an encyclopedia. Gandalf61 13:00, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
- *Doffs hat*
- *Waits three days*
- --Father Goose 17:13, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
- Yes. I propose shutting the servers down for one minute so we can all mourn. Melsaran (talk) 10:22, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
BJAODN is not remotely worth crying over, let alone having a "moment of silence" for. --Golbez 12:16, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
- Some disagree. —DragonHawk (talk|hist) 02:25, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- Some are wrong, not my problem. --Golbez 02:38, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- ...................*hum*...........*cough*........................*people whispering*..SHUT UP!....................*phone ringing*...Sorry!..................................*baby crying*..............*people looking at their watch*. Thanks guys! -- lucasbfr talk 13:07, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
BJAODN is dead, long live BJAODN! (Remember "The king is dead, long live the king"? — Rickyrab | Talk 18:16, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] From 32 pickup
[edit] Definition & history
32 Pickup (sometimes known as "32PU") is an unorthodox and unofficial manoeuvre designed to interrupt a game of chess before it reaches one of the standard outcomes - checkmate, stalemate or a draw. 32 Pickup derives its name from the number of pieces or chessmen involved at the outset of a game. The manoeuvre is closely related to (and possibly derived from) a similarly named card prank - 52 Pickup.
[edit] 32 Pickup as a tactic
Typically undertaken by a player facing an imminent checkmate (although the manoeuvre may be motivated by frustration or boredom), 32 Pickup involves the sudden and unexpected moving of the chessboard with sufficient force to dislodge remaining chessman in play permanently from their legal squares. This action, particularly where players have not recorded their moves using a form of chess notation, is usually sufficiently disruptive to bring the game to a premature conclusion.
In most instances, 32 Pickup is actually a misnomer as although there are 32 chessman involved in a game, positions leading a player to instigate the manoeuvre may involve considerably less. In an extended endgame, this could be as little as 3. Thus, some players have been known to augment the initial displacement of the board with an auxiliary sweep of their arm dislodging the sidelined and captured chessmen also.
[edit] Legality & consequences
32 Pickup is not recognised in the FIDE rules of chess but could be considered a highly unsporting and in some cases, a provocative gesture. In extreme instances, particularly where triple-weighted Staunton chessmen are employed, potential injury could arise to players and spectators where the disruption creates speeding projectiles.
It is commonly accepted that the person initiating the manoeuvre would be disqualified from the game.
[edit] From Psychosomatic cancer
Psychosomatic cancer is an illness which is caused by the acknowledgement of a doctor to a patient of that they have been infected with cancer. It has been recently discovered that unless one has been diagnosed with cancer, then it is impossible to have it. Once a doctor falsely prophisizes cancer within the fleshy body of another person, the illness becomes a fabrication and psychosomatic illness.
Cancer, quite simply does not exist. It is a myth, a fraud and a lie on behalf of doctors and governments to make money through desperate patients who pay for treatment, even if in this country it is free. Don't you see?
Me neither.
J. E. Magnum
Founder of Fraudipedia
[edit] From Cathole
- Catholes are frequently used by hikers and others engaging in outdoor recreation for the purpose of disposing of bowel movements.
WP:User:Chuffy edited it to read:
- Catholes are frequently used for the purpose of disposing of bowel movements by hikers and others engaging in outdoor recreation.
with the delightful edit summary of
- "Ambiguity error: Who are these hikers and others engaging in outdoor recreation for the purpose of disposing of bowel movements? That's a pretty sh***y trip"
[edit] From Condiment
This article or section does not cite enough relevent sauces. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sauces. [1]
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[edit] From Pluto
Revision as of 16:55, 3 October 2007
He is a dwarf planet, like Happy, Sleepy, Bashful and Grumpy. (This was written by snow white, who thinks the dwarfs could lose a little weight.)
[edit] Viagra needed
A page "Your penis" on Wikipedia merely containing a {{stub}} tag.
The page has since been deleted, yielding the painful-sounding:
Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name. Please search for Your penis in Wikipedia to check for alternative titles or spellings.
- Start the Your penis article or add a request for it.
- Search for "Your penis" in existing articles.
- Look for pages within Wikipedia that link to this title.
And yes, erectile tissue is still a stub, after all these years:
 | This anatomy article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. |
[edit] John Franklin
I think the author was well-intended, but notice that the result is a zombie governor:
Rear Admiral Sir John Franklin FRGS (April 15, 1786 – June 11, 1847) was a British Royal Navy officer and Arctic explorer who mapped almost two thirds of the northern coastline of North America and whose last expedition disappeared while attempting to chart and navigate a section of the Northwest Passage in the Canadian Arctic. The entire crew perished from starvation and exposure after Franklin died and the expedition's icebound ships were abandoned in desperation. Franklin also served as governor of Tasmania for several years.
[edit] From Talk:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
[edit] Ballad of the Bourne Co., Copyright Owner
note: this song is pretty tongue-in-cheek
- Aww, bupkis has worked so far
- So I'll go lawyer a star
- One shouting celeb tonight
- I need to sue
- Copyright gives them the rap
- Cause common sense looks like crap
- Since Family Guy needs slap
- I need to sue
- Where to find
- A lawyer out of mind
- To preach the court that I am true
- got laaaaaaatkes?...
- Though by money they're abhorred
- Lawyers speaking get me bored
- Even though I cannot afford
- I need to sue
Yoda:
- Hi, my name's Yoda
- I screw up your mind
- Be with you the Force?
Copyright Owner:
- Now my song is just 'bout through
- I have to sue!
Abe:
Hey!
165.230.143.171 23:25, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] From Dublin Jerome High School
Also "Eva Braun" (not her real name), the school's principal is a known satanist as well as a great follower of the Nazi party. She has many pictures of Hitler shown through out her office. Her bitch, "Adolf Hitler" (not his real name) has been caught masturbating in public on serveral occasions. "Declan Hague" (not his real name), the other bitch, has been arrested for child pornography, and cites "Twinks" as one of his favorite hobbies. "Eva Braun"'s nazi ways caused a great disruption in the school when she tried to assasinate 12 young mexican children, for refusing to do the nazi salute before a football game. Some point to "Eva Braun"'s originality as a hermaphrodite as a reason for her anger. She also has a history of refusing to meet with the parents of Jewish children, and once got on the announcements and said "Please tell your Kike parents i won't meet with them". Also, an investigation of "Adolf Hitler"'s raping of a school lunch lady is currently underway.
--24.210.67.8 13:49, 10 October 2007 (PDT)
[edit] From Impulse control disorder
The newest of all the Impulse control disorders
is a disorder called "Compdiscalmania".
Compdisalmania is an unfortunate disorder where the victim continually
opens and closes a computer disk drive
until the computer can no longer operate.
The first person to ever be diagnosed with this disorder was Nathan...
nobody really knows how to spell his last name.
Nathan was in his school's computer classroom
when he started to open and close the disk drive
for what seemed to be no reason at all;
his computer broke and he and his family were charged
with seven hundred dollars worth of damage.
Nathan's family thought that this would never happen again,
but they were wrong.
Nathan broke two more computers before he was expelled from school.
Nathan was taken to his psychologist, Richard Gibson.
Dr. Gibson Diagnosed Nathan's problem as
"Compdiscalmania".
This Disorder started with Nathan,
but it has become very common in the modern world.
Children with ADHD, ADD, or Hyperactivity are at a very high risk
of developing this disorder. In a recent interview Dr. Gibson stated,
"I believe that this disorder is much more
dangerous than we think.
If we don't find a treatment soon,
these people could start pushing every button
and pulling every lever that they can find.
As you can all probably imagine,
this could make simple tasks like operating a vehicle,
using a computer,
or working a cash register next to impossible for these people."
If you wish to learn more about compdiscalmania
and how you can join the fight against it, go to www.compdiscalmania.org.
[edit] From Jingle Cats
The Jingle Cats did one live performance in their long tenure. Unfortunately P.E.T.A. immediately put a stop to it because of the harsh conditions under which they were forced to perform. The Maestro imployed a collection of shock collars which caused the cats to meow at his will. The never before attempted performance was going swimmingly until the lead alto, Mittens, burst into flames due to mechanical failure of his shock collar during the crescendo of their cover of "The Final Countdown" made famous by 80's hair band Europe. After the controversial live performance and the untimely, violent death of Mittens, the band was dealt another blow. Snowball, the group's lead sopranno, was so devasteted by Mittens' catastrophic combustion that he the left the Jingle Cats in order to pursue a solo career in Memphis. With the loss of their lead alto and unexpected departure of Snowball the Jingle Cats were forced to break up. Months later, the group's attempted comeback was put to a early halt when news of Fluffy's excessive catnip use went public. On a now famous YouTube clip, an apparently catnip-crazed fluffy can be seen harrassing numerous female cats and screaming racial obscenities. This was a public relations nightmare for the group, as their main audience was young children. Although most will only remember their final months which included death, dishonor, and drug abuse, the Jingle Cats unique sound will surely be remembered in music history as being on par with The Beatles, Nirvana, and Led Zeppelin.
[edit] From WP:DRV
*(cur) (last) 18:42, 21 June 2007 Rockstar915 (Talk | contribs) m (3,718 bytes) (removing comma per every style guide ever published.) (undo) *(cur) (last) 18:37, 21 June 2007 JzG (Talk | contribs) (3,719 bytes) (missing comma) (undo)[3]
[edit] From Tomato itchies
[edit] Definition
The tomato itchies can be defined as a rash or dry skin affliction caused by the consumption of too many tomatoes for the body to handle.
[edit] What's that?
The tomato itchies is the term used by many children's pediatricians to name this affliction. Mostly occuring in smaller children, the affliction is caused by eating too many tomatoes. Those sensitive to the fruit begin to get dry, itchy skin and, in more severe cases, rashes. There is really no cure for this, as it is not an actual disease itself, and it does not negatively affect your overall health. The itchy symptoms will go away on their own if the patient consumes smaller amounts of tomatoes. If, for some odd reason, this is not possible, hand or anti-itch cream can be applied to the itchy areas. Anti-inflammatory pills are not recommended, but can be used in cases of high levels of discomfort.
[edit] Long-Term Effects
There are, fortunately, no known long term effects of the "tomato itchies." Besides discomfort, this doesn't really affect your health all that much.
[edit] From Pasta brownie
Found almost exclusively in Columbia, SC, this dish is a favorite among many who live there, and was created by accident during an unlikely kitchen mishap. On a bleak December evening in 1933, two chefs at Martin's Restaurant were trying to prepare several meals at once during the dinner rush. Being the heart of the depression, times were tough, and the restaurant owners had to struggle each day just to make ends meet. As a result, space in the kitchen was extremely limited, which led to frequent altercations between chefs vying for counter space and time at the stove.
On this particular evening, one chef was trying to put the finishing touches on a brownie dessert, while another was in the process of preparing a lasagna dish. This eventually led to a physical confrontation, at which time the brownie was knocked up in the air and landed on top of the lasagna. Neither chef noticed until it was too late, and much to their surprise, the customer who was expecting a simple lasagna dinner received a most welcome treat.
Word quickly spread of the restaurant's new creation, and almost immediately their customer base tripled. The dish was hailed by an unnamed local critic as "a single bright spot during this, one of the worst times in American history." Other variations appeared, including pasta brownies based on spaghetti, ravioli, and cannelloni. The original lasagna version is considered by many to be the only "true" way to prepare the dish, much as Neapolitan style is considered by many to be the truest form of pizza.
[edit] From Winston churchill (sexual postion)
Winston Churchill is a sexual position found in Uncle Ernie's Big Book of Banging Positions. It occurs when a person (female preferred) performs oral sex on a member or members of a government position, in most cases the president, or highest ranked official, in order to end a political or social conflict such as War.
[edit] History
[edit] Origins: 1944–1945
The origins of the Winston Churchill or "Churchy" as it is referred to by youth culture started near the end of 1944, closing in on the end of World War II. Prime Minister of England Winston Churchill suffered severe anxiety and stress from the pressure the War was on his health. He was quoted as saying, "Goddamnit I need a bloody service done to me I feel like I need a good wank." Just then his secretary Mary Splendshine walked into his office, sat Churchill down and "did the deed". She performed oral sex on him and continued this act everyday until the end of the war. Churchill's decisive moves he made and this critical actions he did to end the war was attributed to these political blowjobs. These services she performed always happened at 6:54 P.M. When adding the 5 and the 4 the time reads 69.
[edit] Other Incidents
Many other conflicts such as the Cuban Missile Crisis and The Gulf War ended in result of the Winston Churchill. President John F. Kennedy and Bill Clinton received daily "Churchies", which helped them end their respected conflicts.
[edit] From Dipping Tobacco (NSFW)
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dipping_tobacco&diff=167916804&oldid=167911141
"There is a common misconception among dip users. Most users believe that between the lip and teeth is the best. However, for the biggest buzz, the dip must be inserted into your dickhole. This can be accomplished by first placing the dip at the tip of your penis. Then you take a hanger and stretch it out so it is straight. You take the hanger and plow the dip deep within your shaft. No spitter is necessary, cumming will do the trick."
[edit] From Fairy houses
I have a way to make fairy houses. This is a great thing for children, especially if you live in the mountains. 1, Find some sticks. 2, Make mud. 3, Sculpt mud into the shape of the house. 4, Lay sticks around the house to make walls. 5, Let it dry. 6, Next day, see if it is dry. 7, Build the next layer. 8, Keep repeating steps 6 and 7. 9, To make the roof, layer more sticks on top of the house. 10, Put mud on top of sticks. 11, Find something to be a fairy, the you're done!
By Carowhine
[edit] From Borat:Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Bad Jokes: Cultural Learning of Other Deleted Nonsense for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Wikipedia (often shortened to Borat) is a mockumentary comedy film directed by Larry Charles. It stars the British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen in the title role of a fictitious Kazakh journalist, traveling through the United States recording real-life interactions with Americans. It is the second film built around one of Cohen's characters from Da Ali G Show, following Ali G Indahouse, which also featured a cameo by Borat.[4]
[edit] From wp:en:Spelling (a subtle change)
Whil som words admit multipl spelings, som spelings ar klerli inkorekt and thus labald as mispelings. A mispeld word kan be a cerys of letrs that represnts no korectli speld word of the saim lanjuaj at al (such as "liek" for "like") or a korekt speling of anothr word (such as writing "here" wen won means "hear", or "now" wen won means "know"). Mispelings of the latr typ kan esili mak ther wai into printd materil becuz thei ar not kaut bi simpl komputrizd spel chekrs.
Mispelings mai be du to eithr tipos (e.g. tiping teh for the), or lak of nowleg of the korekt speling. Wethr or not a word is mispeled mai dypend on kontext, such as Amrikan / British English distinktons. Mispeling kan also be a matr of opinyon wen veriant spelings ar akseptd bi som and not bi othrs. For exampl "miniskul" (for "minuskul") is a mispeling to mani, and yet it is listd as a lejitimit veriant in a numbr of diktonaris.
[edit] From Encyclopedia
I LOVE BLACK COCK
[edit] From Piccolo
[edit] Good song
Piccolo mini piccolo mini piccolo mini piccooooooo -lo mini piccolo mini piccolo mini piccolo mini peeeeee -colo mini piccolo mini piccolo mini piccolo mini la la!
[edit] From International Academy
From a series of old edits ranging from May to September 2005. It's amazing what you can find on the history page of a currently reliable article.
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This is where the gangsters are at. Word to your mother.
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The IA was founded in 1996 by ***, a well-known homosexual, communist sypmathizer and porn star. *** was arrested in 2005 for engaging in sexual intercourse with a donkey.
Edit 3 - Future US president Alexander Chernyak graduated from the school in 2006. He has been quoted as saying "Didn't do a damn thing for me."
Edit 4 - Future Hooker *** class of 2008 quoted "I have furry legs!"
Edit 5 - Future World Leader *** class of 2008 Apologizes formally. He did not mean to inflict emotional or phsyical damage. This message is directed toward anyone who whas been bought out by ***. Check his great product out by searching Google!
Edit 6- The IA was founded in 1996 by ***, a dumbfuck of a stupid fag. *** came out of the closet last year. He likes to have dirty anal sex with farm animals. He was also reported to have fucked his mother, his daughter, the family horse and a goldfish. The event was video taped and passed around the school, much to ***'s dismay. ***'s past times include butt-fucking, gay sex, anal-sex, eating feces, wiping feces on his body, giving oral sex to men and horses, raping small children, fucking dogs and public masterbation during school hours. He is also rumored to be a cannibal.
Edit 7- The IA does not accept applications from niggers, kikes, spics, wops and other sub-humans. It is a white-only school dedicated to the betterment of the white race and teaching concepts of white cultural superiority.
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the IA is home to the guerilla unit 69ers, the robotics team. it has been criticized for only allowing gay memebers, and has taken part in the annual homo robot games.
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The IA was founded in 1996 by ***, who is notable for many things, most importantly for being arrested in Gaylord in 1993 for being caught having sex with a donkey. He is currently undergoing surgery to become a full human being, since he is really half-ape.
The International Academy also has many notable students. T.S., Class of 2008, is currently up for the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for creating a drug that can make anyone in the world fall asleep, anywhere and anytime, no matter how much excitement is going around them. Another member of the Class of '08, V.T., has the highest I.Q. the world has ever seen (247), beating the record set by former IA student G.M. T.S. (different person) has also won a Pulitzer Prize in literature for his amazing critique of Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men.