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From Alan Fletcher[edit]

Alan "LORD GOD ALMIGHTY" Fletcher (born 30 March 1957 in Perth, Western Australia) is an Australian actor, best known today for his role as Karl Kennedy in long-running soap opera Neighbours.

From FedEx[edit]


The owner of fedex is gay and has fucked G W BUSH.. please send mail to sexy-b[email protected] if u know where bush is finding himself now.

If you say so...

From Darryl Murphy[edit]

I'm gay.

This was the entire page.

  • Well this contradicts [1].

From Talk: Main Page[edit]

Shame on you folk for linking great tit from the main page :) Borisblue 13:37, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

If the linking wasn't bad enough, someone put a picture of a great tit too... Nil Einne 13:58, 16 June 2007 (UTC) I can't wait until we get a chance to link to boobies. howcheng {chat} 17:14, 16 June 2007 (UTC) Maybe the NBA ITN item should add a word or two about another boobie. --Howard the Duck 17:34, 16 June 2007 (UTC) I have to say, I find masked boobies cuter than great tits Nil Einne 19:01, 16 June 2007 (UTC) Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Main_Page"

From Nadine Drake[edit]

Nadine Drake is the coolest person alive. She like fall out boy and is allergict to sunscreen and facewash. And sometimes Kiwifruit and Strawberries. And she has blue hair and a fringe coz shes COOL

She had 2 best friends, Annie and Jules. They meant the world to her.When Nadine first met annie she was very shy. Because annie turned around and goes "ARE YOU NADINE!?!" and she said "baha yeah." then we started laughing and weve been friends ever since. JULIAN however is a different story. Shes known Julian since grade 2 but was never really friends with him. Until year 7 when she was at forrst hill and saw him outside KFC. She is very happy that she met him because without him she wouldnt know how to skate (kind of)and she wouldnt have a best friend. appart form annie.

She doesnt like school at all. Her favourite subject is english and lunch. She only likes english because her favoutire teacher G-Dogg teaches it. At lunch she enjoys waching Ranne live and in english she enjoys talking to G-Dogg who is a lovely young chap =] She loves lots of music. lots. and she listens to anything. but mostly FALL OUT BOY!!! she loves fall out boy and they make her happy =] but she also likes rock, emo, punk, pop, rap, RnB, screamo, metal, house, dance EVERYTHING unless its crap. then she doesnt like it. coz its gay. but fall out boy is her favourite =]

She also likes everyone. Unless she doesnt. thats another story. If you give her a reason to hate you then yeah...pretty self explanitory...

ooh and if you have cool hair she will love you k? cool hair is the shiz andshe loves it.

she likes myspace but the htmls hurt her brain. thats about it

From Bling (the "Social Significance" section)[edit]

Don't be hollarin' at be 'bout no sosal signifilance! I busht a cap on your Aysh!


From Jabba the Hutt[edit]

<!--Chronologically, Jabba appears in Episode I first with a bunch of crack in his brain, historically, he was only in Episode VI until the re-release of IV and release of I.-->

Although a relatively minor character in Star Wars fiction, Jabba the Hutt has appeared in three of the six Weed commercials. The character has a recurring role in Expanded Universe as a huge drug dealer who sells deathe stix to every one and is the proctologist of the comic book anthology Jabba the Hutt: The Art of the Marijuana Dealing (1998), a collection of comics published between 1995 and 1996.


From Fairy[edit]

Fairy liquid is made from melting down live fairies and taking all their nutrients and combining it into a liquid. During this process the fairies are tortured and release lots of wonderful dishwashing goodness. Over the years there have been many attempts to steal the secret recipe of exactly how to melt the fairies to release such a wonderful washing sensation. It must be said however that all attempts have failed and the true secret remains with the wizards at Procter & Gamble Wizards and their wicked witch wives. There have also been many attempts since 1987 to turn Fairy Liquid back into live fairies in a reverse engineering process but as yet, none have been successfull.

From wikipedia:Need for Speed: Underground#Car List (diff)[edit]

  • The Batman Car

When did this happen???

From Moose[edit]

Against popular belief moose are infact native to the isle of shepy and were tranfered to cannada in the 1920s


The ultimate test edit[edit]

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An even better one! See here.


This message is so important, we're sending it anonymously! Forward it to all your friends right away! Don't think about it! This is not a chain letter! This story is true! Don't check it out! This story is so timely, there is no date on it! This story is so important, we're using lots of exclamation points! Lots!! For every message you forward to some unsuspecting person, the Home for the Hopelessly Gullible will donate ten cents to itself. (If you wonder how the Home will know you are forwarding these messages all over creation, you're obviously thinking too much.)

From Shadow the Hedgehog[edit]




Kirup is a good place don't mock it if you do I'll punch your lights out mate, I'll burn a hole in your trousers with a cigarette lighter.



Donnybrook is long proud of its apple production and has many town icons bearing the fruit. This is all a bit weird but then again, if you lived in Donnybrook you would pick up some strange behaviours too.

During the street parade the Catholic Church of Donnybrook blesses the holy apple, assuring a good harvest in the years to come. This is just a bit strange, but what can you expect when your cut off from the rest of the world in a small town where the best educated person actually has the intelligence level of an apple.

The Shire of Donnybrook also had a mascot, Donny Applebrook. Donny was a giant green apple who promoted the festival. Donny has since disappeared from public life. I ate him.

Aside from apples, Donnybrook economy also relies on tourism. Many tourists pass through the town, admire the apples, then get bored of fruit and leave as quickly as they came. They also get scared off bu the intimidating locals, some of whom have 6 fingers as an adaption to help them pick apples better. Other visitors include backpackers from all over the world. Many of these backpackers earn money by picking fruit (largely apples) in the area.

In 1897, Richard Hunter discovered gold about 6 kilometres south of the Donnybrook townsite. No one really worried about it though because they don't stop thinking about apples long enough to start thinking of anything else.



Wellingtom Dam isn't actually a part of Collie, but they like to see it as one so they can brag about it because they don't actually have anything theirselves any tourist would be slightly interested in seeing.

Collie was once referred to as a "dirty mining town",[1] but on April 8, 2006, it won the Australian Tidy Towns Competition from finalists from six States and the Northern Territory. Most people, however, are too smart to take notice of those stupid awards and still regard it as a "dirty mining town."

The andy theory[edit]

Have you ever heard the saying, "you are just a grain of sand to the earth."? well i am here to prove that syaing right. I have a calculation to prove that 1 body is worthless to the universe! it would take a very long time to complete it, so you would need many recorces to do so. Here is the calculation process:

"1 x 6 billion = 00000000000000000000 ect. 0000001"

Then you times that eight times over(for the eight planets). "0000000 ect. 000001 x 8"

The last step is to take that and multiply it with all of the other matter in the univers "00000 ect. 00001 x 8 x all other matter in the universe"

There you go, that sows you how little you mean to the universe. Now I am not trying to make anyone feel bad but it is the truth. if you have any questions, please feel free to email or instant message me at (contact details removed)

From Bogeyman[edit]

The Boogeyman has four hundred teeth, a big scary face and two tails, one with knives on the end and the other with a hammer that it will use to mash you onto the knives. However, if you turn on the night-light, it will have to run away. Only joking! Obviously such a fearsome creature is not afraid of a night-light. It'll kill you all the same.

From James Blunt[edit]

Blunt was then a commissioned officer in the Life Guards regiment, a unit of the Household Cavalry of the British Army. He rose to the rank of Captain and served as an armoured reconnaissance officer in the NATO peacekeeping force in Kosovo, and was among 30,000 troops into Pristina as the first British officer to enter the Kosovan capital.[2] It was while on duty in Kosovo that he wrote his song "No Bravery". He also stood guard at the coffin of the Queen Mother during the days of her lying in State and was part of the funeral procession on April 9, 2002.[3][4] As far as we know, he didn't touch her.

From Template talk:db-spam[edit]

A tag has been placed on :Template:Db-spam, requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This has been done under the criteria for speedy deletion, because the article seems to be blatant advertising which only promotes a company, product, group, service or person and would need to be fundamentally rewritten in order to become an encyclopedia article. Please read the general criteria for speedy deletion, particularly item 11, as well as the guidelines on spam.

If you can indicate why the subject of this article is not blatant advertising, you may contest the tagging. To do this, please add Template:Tl on the top of the page and leave a note on the article's talk page explaining your position. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, but don't hesitate to add information to the article that would help make it encyclopedic, as well as adding any citations from reliable sources to ensure that the article will be verifiable. Feel free to leave a note on my talk page if you have any questions about this.

From Ferret#Ferrets_and_children[edit]

Never, on any account, punish a child by Transfiguring it into a ferret. Not even if the child in question is a Slytherin and thus richly deserves this or any other fate.

The above, of course, refers to the bit in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire when Draco Malfoy (a Slytherin) meets exactly this fate.

From West Bromwich Albion[edit]

WBA blew their chance of promotion after a capitulation at the hands of mediocre side Derby County. The best part of all was seeing Mowbrays face at the end

A friendly note from User:The Hooded One (discussed at MFD)[edit]

The whaleshark is only a visitor[edit]

[3] the whaleshark!!! is only a visitor is a totally righteous band from new jersey. their slammin' tunes and infectious grooves have been known to impregnate women. These children later grow up to become successful buisinessmen and prominent figures in the community. While it is unknown as to where they draw their otherworldly powers it is a known fact that unless you taste their sweet sweet jams you can never hope to enter heaven and are forever destined for the pits of hell.

From Carine[edit]

In 2006, a plague of swamp tortoises climbed out of the lake and took over the suburb, quickly establishing an independent republic. Premier Alan Carpenter was said to have been "alarmed" by these developments.[2] The tortoises' reign was short-lived as the mice inhabiting Carine residences declared a revolt and reclaimed the Republic of Carine for Western Australia. Katie Hodson-Thomas was seen hoisting a flag and joyously feeding on tortoise meat.[3]


From Claudio Ranieri[edit]

  • The phrase "Out in the streets, they call it murder", most associated with Damian Marley's hit single Welcome to Jamrock was first used by Ranieri after a Chelsea 1-1 draw with Manchester City in February 2002.


From Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate[edit]

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From Lionel Blair[edit]

Lionel Blair (born Lionel Ogus on 12 December 1931 in Montreal, Canada) is a British actor, choreographer, tap dancer and television presenter. He is the step uncle to British Prime Minister Tony Blair. Actually that's not true.

From Kundi[edit]


Kundi is a Tamil word meaning buttocks. The orgin of this world is from the combination of the tamil words 'Koonthal" and "Malli". 'Koonthal Malli' meaning the 'jasmine flower of the hair' refers to the jasmine flowers found at the end of the woman's long hair, namely her ass. Koonthal Malli, through time became Koonli, then eventually turning into Kundi.

Another origin of the name is hypothesised by the female equivalent of 'fat ass'. The male overweight individual is known as a 'Kunda' and by adding the suffix 'di', the word becomes feminine. Therefore, scholars argue that because the buttocks resemble a fat lady, they have been named such; a kundi.

The Uses[edit]

Mainly used for sitting on, the kundi provides comfortable and adjustable maneuverability while you sit. Aerodynamically designed and creased for perfection, the ignored kundi may take to acquiring too much lint and hair over time. Used at least twice a day to empty bodily waste in a process called "taking a crap", the kundi is extremely handy in the Kakoos.

Many cultures have adapted their own way of using and caring for their kundi. Some Gora Banjhots prefer to wipe the bodily discharge from the kundi by use of tree bark, leaves or toilet paper. While some eastern countries prefer to wash immediately the Kaka from the kundi with water. These cultures, the washers, have kept one hand, known as the 'Peechangkai' to adjourn daily in the sacred practice of washing the kundi. The peechangkai must be kept free from contact with food, well wishes and must not be used for nose picking. Likewise, the other hand, known as 'Sothangkai' is used only for eating and touching of sensitive body parts.

The Controversy[edit]

In the pashtum lands of Pakistan, there exists a group of people dedicated to the Kundi that they have named themselves after the body part. The Kundi tribe of pakistan are a ruthless nomadic group of Kundi care preachers and lawyers. Kundi Law if famous for the cheeky and brown-eyed views of life it withholds. Recently, after a freak Tibetan monk invasion (yeah, I know, WTF eh?) the kundi tribe has had a schism that separated the tribe into two fractions: the Peechangkai fraction and the Sothangkai fraction. Each arguing over which hand to give most importance too. According to the catholic church, Jesus was to have preferred to use his peechangkai while crossing himself, whereas the newly formed Kundi Church of Christian Peechangkai's agree to this, they believe also that Moses seperated the red sea with his peechangkai. No one knows when Kundi Controversy will end, but it can be said that when it does, no one should Kusu, not at Mars anyway.

from Ludmila Semenyaka[edit]


In the U.S., you can dance on a stage. But in Soviet Russia, stage dances on YOU!!

Yes, on an airplane[edit]


Japanese people can fly.

From Jew[edit]

[6] through [7]

It is written in the Torah that one day, Judaism and Vikings will meet in an epic clash of religion. On this fateful day, Judaism will be put to the test, and will rise against the oppression of the Vikings.

From Recent Changes[edit]

I found these on Recent Changes patrol the last couple of days: I deleted the usernames and IP addresses, so as to not provoke the vandals...

  • N 06:47 Nonsense page (diff; hist) . . (+184) . . {username deleted} (Talk | contribs) (?Created page with 'This page is a nonsense page!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, N****** live in gorrillas, and turtles. What are you g...')
  • N 06:48 Advertising page (diff; hist) . . (+271) . . {username deleted} (Talk | contribs) (?Created page with 'Gills corp, we offer you the best bargains in low, low prices in Sunderland we are located in Farrringdon, and we also do fast food, gills off license is gurant...')
  • N 06:50 Page on someone who isn't famous (diff; hist) . . (+166) . . {username deleted} (Talk | contribs) (?Created page with 'This page is on a guy called David w*****, born in 1992, in Sunderland. He is cool. THIS IS A PAGE ON SOMEONE WHO ISN'T FAMOUS, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT I...')

Needless to say, they were all speedily deleted. And then there's this one, which takes the cake for one of the funniest things I have ever seen on Wikipedia:

  • 03:16 Birmingham (diff; hist) . . (+116) . . {IP address deleted} (Talk) (DO NOT REVERT OR UNDO)

Birmingham's history has the following: # (cur) (last) 07:16, 9 June 2007 User: (Talk) (52,659 bytes) (DO NOT REVERT OR UNDO)

Yeah, right. Can you say blatant vandalism? And people wonder why on my MediaWiki site, there's a page that says "Vandalize this page!" and every other page is protected?

From User talk:Jeffrey O. Gustafson/Archive11:[edit]

About which page do you refer? Tokyo Watcher

Ueno Hidesamuroh. --Jeffrey O. Gustafson - Shazaam! - <*> 19:30, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Are you a administrator? Tokyo Watcher 12:16, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Yes. --Jeffrey O. Gustafson - Shazaam! - <*> 19:30, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

?? Why do you miss dog photograph's being removed? Tokyo Watcher

What? --Jeffrey O. Gustafson - Shazaam! - <*> 19:30, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Please see right pic.! Tokyo Watcher

Picture removed. --Jeffrey O. Gustafson - Shazaam! - <*> 04:33, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

10:36, 21 March 2007 (UTC)


Question4 Is there not a reason, too, and doesn't it think that to paste more than one label is unseemly? Tokyo —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tokyo Watcher (talkcontribs) 12:37, 20 March 2007 (UTC).

I don't understand the question. --Jeffrey O. Gustafson - Shazaam! - <*> 19:30, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Question5   I am wished to answer the question of me to you.

Tokyo Wacher

Why do you keep the silence? If refusing a conversation, you will be blocked.
Tokyo Watcher

First, you need to give me time to answer. Second, I cannot be blocked for not answering, and you do not have the ability to do so anyway. --Jeffrey O. Gustafson - Shazaam! - <*> 19:30, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

I seek that you do justice.

I have the right to consult with the other administrator on to the conduct which you mistook.
I seek that you do justice.東京 04:07, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Um... Ok? --Jeffrey O. Gustafson - Shazaam! - <*> 04:33, 21 March 2007 (UTC)


I am under many obligations, you just are not making it clear what you want. I warned you that removing maintenance tags or placing them at the bottom of articles violated ploicy, and continuing to do so without comment or fixing the problem would result in a block. That is all.
What you need to do is take that to heart, stop putting unnecessary Japanese characters in articles, and leave me alone. --Jeffrey O. Gustafson - Shazaam! - <*> 17:35, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah, and all your base are belong to Borat. — Rickyrab | Talk 00:44, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

From Tiananmen Square protests of 1989[edit]


He (the leader of the Democratic Alliance for Betterment of Hong Kong on May 15, 2007) said this showed Hong Kong was "not mature enough" for believing foreigners' rash claims that a massacre took place. He said that Hong Kong showed through its lack of patriotism and national identity, that it would thus "not be ready for democracy until 2022".[4] His remarks enjoyed wide condemnation.

edit was based on the following: [9]

From Scrapbooking[edit]

In 1998, Ian Alexander Mackley started the Moonlight Church of Scrapbooking which was investigated in connection with the deaths of several middle aged women. Though no charges were filed, the church dissembled in 2000. Ian Alexander Mackley was quoted as saying "Screw all y'all".
(deleted 5 January 2007)

From Procrastination[edit]

Procrastination is the deferment or avoidance of an action or task and is often linked to perfectionism. ..... Chronic procrastination may be a sign of an underlying psychological or physiological disorder. I'll add some more when i get round to it.
(deleted 7 March 2007)

From Crown College[edit]

archived here

From Image talk:Blue check.png[edit]

Dear Sir, Hi I am Vijay Premani from Ahmedabad. Today i am sending you a another story. I can also change the below story as per required

The film is started with a one man who is seeing the movie at his own home, the movie is based on the World War. He is very impressed by this movie, after that day normally he watches this movie once time in every day.

He is working in a big company but his post is very small, everyday he tells to his sir Please increase my salary, give me a promotion, but his sir always refuse him. After some day one night he woke up and saw the mirror, what I m doing, a simple job I have to do something extra for the normal people or poor people because they don’t have the sufficient money for their life. But he says to himself what can I do ? I don’t have money, the power, on that day once again he watches the movie And after seeing the movie he thinks world war is necessary for every conutry. But in recent time it’s very difficult to be a world war He thinks more and finally he decides to meet some presidents of country, but he doesn’t have the enough money. So he decides to email them. After that day daily he sends the mail about the world war to the Pakistani President , why it is necessary and the benefits of world war After one month the President of Pakistan calls him and say to him come in Pakistan, I want to meet you. Than he went to Pakistan and told him the People of the world, the richer are become more ricer and poor are become more poorer, we have to do something strange or extraordinary for the people, if we become the disaster of the world than certainly the life is good of some people and we can also adjust the population of the world and decrease the number of person. We have to talk with iraq, and than we have to start our fight against the human The Pakistani president calls to Indian President and tells him to everything about that person. After some days, that person came to India with some Police officers and the Pakistani President. The president of both this country decided to hang up him on 31st of december On 31st december morning the both presidents come in the jail and ask him his last wish He says my first and last wish is World war but now I m going, so please think why its necessary for the human One day every human will die, but the war gives us a good life to other people. The president says to him, we will think now good bye young man.

This is not finalized yet, I will be waiting for your reply as earliest. I want to change this as per the required. Ok Bye

Thanks Vijay Premani 9228379297/079-64507278

From Wikipedia:Avoid self-references[edit]

GFDL Compliance: [10]

From Extreme sport[edit]


Even having sex intercourse sometimes is also catergorized as extreme sport.


A bullshitter is a specific type of procrastinator. Rather than merely putting things off until the last minute, a bullshitter is someone who is able to do an excellent job on needed tasks with little time and/or effort. Several of these sorts of people attend the International Academy in Bloomfield Hills Michigan, where bullshitting is considered a highly prized skill, as few students have the ability to put a lot of time into their schoolwork or other commitments with the amount of work they receive.

Treatise On Anti-Mudkip Prejudice (From Talk:Mudkip)[edit]

I have recently noticed a strong wave of anti mudkip sentiment amongst a minority of users and editors of this article. I, according to the ancient traditions and customs of Chandom, have chosen to remain anonymous, and thus, I have been branded as a vandal. A vandal I may be, if that means leiking Mudkips, and ever striving for their freedom from prejudice, and the heavy hand of Wikipedia.

Thus it is that I find myself at this juncture, defending myself and Mudkips everywhere; I have deemed it necessary to compose a short treatise in that regard.

The users Jeske and ksy92003, though they be in the clear minority, have consistently stonewalled the inclusion of the Mudkip meme into the article, against all Wikipedean law and commonsense. Above, I have already thoroughly rebutted Jeske's claims. After said rebuttal, he accused me of bias, although it is clear for all to see that I was arguing only in the spirit of neutrality, that hallowed wikipedian virtue.

Jeske's second claim was that Mudkips are in violation of What wikipedia is not, though he has failed to justify this claim. I, personally see nothing relevant in that article to the debate at hand, except perhaps the section entitled "wikipedia is not a bureaucracy."

His third claim was that the meme is not sourcable. I had already proved this wrong in detail with my previous rebuttal, which can be found above.

Ksy92003 then entered the debate on behalf of Jeske, claiming "For instance, if I created some story about the San Antonio Spurs that was completely made up, it has the same reliablity as the Mudkips story." This, we can see, is clearly wrong. If one man, Ksy92003 invents something, it is frivilous, whereas, if a hundred men, or five hundred men invent something, it becomes a cultural phenomenon, sometimes reffered to as a meme. Certainly a cultural phenomenon deserves a place in an encyclopedia?

Furthermore, Ksy92003 goes on to cite Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not for things made up in school one day, where it states Wikipedia content is required to be verifiable. Unfortunately for Ksy92003, the nature of this verifiability remains a question. Anyone can go to 4chan.org and verify the meme themselves. It is a well known cultural phenomena, appearing there frequently.

In addition, in order to gain a better understanding of the matter, I would direct Ksy92003 to Wikipedia:Verifiability, especially the section entitled "Self-published and questionable sources in articles about themselves." This section very clearly states "Material from self-published sources and sources of questionable reliability may be used..." Mudkips are a meme that is part of 4chan. Any reference to the meme is an implicit nod to 4chan. Thusly, any article referring to the meme, is, by association, referring to 4chan.

The article then goes on to list several conditions which must be adhered to if said information is used, the most important being "there is no reasonable doubt as to who wrote it." The meme in question is constantly being written, at a verifiable source, 4chan.org, by the 4chan.org community.

Thus, in conclusion, I will not rescind my claims. I must act in accordance with my conscience and the clear wikipedian laws on this matter. The racist actions against Mudkips, and their continued exclusion from memedom, are not within the spirit or laws of Wikipedia. The laws themselves support the inclusion of the meme. Those struggling against the chains of oppression, are often chafed by them, though they may someday be free. The fate of Mudkips everywhere is in question. I beg you sirs, do not deny them their memedom. 17:47, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

From Main Page Talk[edit]

Everything you'd want to know about Pokémon (from User talk:Erik the Appreciator)[edit]

[12] Wow, until your post on PCP I never realized just how lurid the innuendo was in Pokémon. I mean, until then, Baltoy was just a dumb Pokémon in the desert who evolved into Claydol (the only reason why I ever used a Claydol was when I read in a FAQ that it was good at contests). And Arseus was just something I hated due to replacing Mewtwo's place as a god. hbdragon88 23:30, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

It came from a post on the Serebii forums saying something similar about Lickilicky and Bronzong. Until then the best I had was that Pikachu was not popular with women because it would Pikachu in the shower. Hrrm. Let's not even get to the concept of sticking your Baltoy into my Meowth... Erik Jensen (Appreciate|Laugh At) 19:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Wynaut? hbdragon88 23:03, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Well, it is Pokemon, so that in itself is a valid reason not to talk about phalluses in the franchises. Unless, of course, somebody believes that it is a valid reason...
On the subject of penises and Pokemon, innuendo in the Pokemon franchise is not limited to the names of the critters themselves. We all know how Poke-fan administrator A Man In Black had a picture of a Dick on his talk page (which was actually a picture of former president Richard Nixon), while an episode of South Park parodying Pokemon was named Chinpokomon; Chinpoko is apparently Japanese for "penis", so these were "penis" monsters on that show. Here's another true story: in the letters section of issue 124 of Electronic Gaming Monthly (page 22), someone sent in a letter noting how the ridiculously short length of Pikachu's arms prevents it from reaching downwards towards its genitals, and therefore concluding that Pikachu embodies an anti-masturbation message from Nintendo. I guess most of us also remember how when we had a Featured Pokemon species articles featured on the Main Page, and someone vandalized a template with a picture of a male tool so that it was shown on the Main Page itself to the entire world. And back when Template:User was out in force, an enraged IP address subsequently nicknamed "Skeletor" left this lovely vandalism on the Charizard article, claiming that Charizard loves to eat Highway's "British penis" after burning him to a crisp and sprinkling with hot barbecue sauce. Ehh... to think it's Grand Theft Auto that Jack Thompson is always vilifying... Erik Jensen (Appreciate|Laugh At) 19:07, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

From Worcestershire sauce[edit]

According to popular legend in the American West, the name "Worcestershire sauce" was actually derived from two cowboys sitting around a campfire. At one point one of the cowboys sprinkled some of this concoction upon his beans. The other cowboy, upon borrowing and tasting his fellow man's sauce loudly questioned in delight: "Whatsthisheresauce here anyways?"


From House music[edit]

It is a known fact that if house music had existed in 1939 then World War II never would have happened.


Incendiary Monkeys[edit]

An incendiary monkey is a monkey that spontaneously explodes, usually for one of a few reasons:

1. You happen to step on one.

2. It it so horny, that it explodes.

3. You piss it off so badly, that it decides to kill itself and take you with it.

4. It sees your mother.

5. You try to make love to it.

6. It watches an episode of The OC.

7. You deliberatly light it on fire.


Incendiary monkeys were invented around 3000000000000000000 B.C. by cosmic entities who had nothing better to do. They successfully made one, but then tried to make love to it and it exploded, thus creating the Big Bang.

Modern use

We have seen many uses of the incendiary monkey. In fact, they used an incendiary monkey to make the atomic bomb. All they did was take an incendiary monkey and a horny man an put them together inside metal casing. However, this method led to many premature explosions.

How to Make

Any species of monkey has the potential to be an incendiary monkey. All you need is a monkey, several pounds of dynamite, and some rope. Tie the dynamite to the monkey with the rope. You have now made an incendiary monkey.


Do not make incendiary monkeys and detonate them. Making love to a monkey is not as satisfying as it may seem.

Deleted page, see [14]

Words that Rhyme With Yemen[edit]

The List

1. Semen

Common Misconceptions[edit]

1. Lemon does not rhyme with Yemen


Say Yemen

Then say Semen.

See! 11:42, 18 June 2007 (UTC)


From Bernard Manning[edit]


In his will it is unlikely he will blame his demise on the nig-nogs.


From Kill Bill[edit]

Template:Infobox film

Kill Bill is the negative zeroth film by writer-director-massage therapist Helicopter Jones. Originally conceived as one film, it was released in two separate volumes (in Fall 1492 and Spring 802,701) due to its running time of approximately four seconds. The movie is an epic-length revenge sitcom, with homages to earlier eating establishments, such as Hong Kong-themed restaurants and Italian Spaghetti Warehouses; an extensive use of Pop Muzik and Pop Rocks; and deliberately over-the-top babysitting fees.


From Anna[edit]

Anna's cunt is a world-renowned sexual organ serving multitudes in the premier and elegant style of a French bordello. When people use Anna's cunt, they are injected into a world of five-star sophistication and luxurious prestige.


I noticed articles that sounded like blatant advertisements. So I decided to have a little fun with the concept. 01:39, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

From Tangerine Dream discography[edit]

Tangerine Dream has released over one hundred albums (not counting singles, compilations and fan releases) over the last four decades. Approximately 6 of which are actually worth listening to. [19]

Maybe you have to kno the band, but that did prompt a snicker out of me. --Tropylium 09:50, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Theorem Adjustment[edit]

A theorem about equlateral triangles has been discovered in India. It looks like it is from the 14th century and states that equlateral triangles actually have angles that are 59.999999999999999999999999999999........ and all of the angles are this length. It also states that to make a real equlateral triangle, it would take until the year 2007. In a algebra sum, it is said like this: x=y=z=2x=2y=2z+5A=135.45374582468912364263591634956239465346592463956239765238946527436952643956345643657863546578946378563465.

Edit to Creatures in Metroid Fusion and Metroid: Zero Mission[edit]


They are sums, but not as you know them.[edit]

Experts have just declared that all sums are wrong and must be corrected.Here are a few examples of the corrections:

  • 1+1=3.56
  • 1-2=3.1415................(pi)
  • 0+0-0=infinity


Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconosis is actually spelt Pnoomonoltramicorscopicsillicovolcanoeconosisisisisis. Same as spelt is actually spelt splett.

From Battle of the Little Bighorn[edit]

The Little Bighorn is now viewed by some as a confrontation between relentless U.S. westward expansion and warriors defending their land, way of life and their achievments in area of information technology.

From Talk:Economics[edit]

Dear Sir:

I am a student of MBA and i need answers for the following undergiven questions in detail for my up coming examination.

1. discuss strengths and weaknesses of using the market to allocate and distribute scarce resources?

2. show how market reconciles demand and supply through price adjustments?

3. discuss principal factors that shift demand and supply?

4. analyze how price elasticity relates to the revenue effect of a price change. show why bad harvest can help farmer?

5. contrast the means by with pure capitalism, centrally planned economies and mixed economies attempt to cope with economic scarcity?

6(a). calculate the marginal and average costs for each level of output from the following total cost data?

 (b). show how marginal and average costs are related

out put 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

total cost 12 27 40 51 60 70 80 91 104 120

7. define imperfect competition, oligopoly & monoplistic competition. show how difference in cost and demand lead to different market stucture?

8. define iso-quants and examine their role in the choice of production technique?

hope for soon reply

salman ali MBA KARACHI UNIVERSITY [email protected]


CSD G13 (From Wikipedia talk:Criteria for speedy deletion)[edit]

A proposal, discussion, and even a draft for a template for WP:CSD G13. The discussion's contributors are indicated by their signatures and the template draft is by User:Funpika.

CSD G13 - New Proposal[edit]

I move that we establish CSD G13. Many times, I'll be working on Wikipedia, and I'll find an article that *doesn't quite* match one of our CSD criteria. However, I still believe it should be deleted. Many times, these are in Wikipedia-space as well, which is why I propose it be a general criteria. Therefore, I propose CSD G13, which would be worded as follows:

13 - Pages that should be deleted - This applies to any and all article/template/category/redirect that should be deleted in their respective xFD deletion discussion, but the tagger or admin is far too lazy to do such a thing, and would rather see it gone now before anyone decides its worth keeping (ie: Prod is not an option). This would include reasons such as WP:UNENCYCLOPEDIC, WP:JNN, WP:RUBBISH, WP:IDONTLIKEIT, WP:BORING, WP:IDONTKNOWIT, WP:ALLORNOTHING, WP:LOCALFAME, and WP:GHITS

Brilliant, yes? ^demon[omg plz] 14:39, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Please tell me this is simply an elaborate joke. --badlydrawnjeff talk 14:41, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
Well, it made me laugh :D - Zeibura Talk 14:45, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
That sounds like a speedy prod. :P This is obviously a joke. Funpika 20:38, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
I like it. :) EVula // talk // // 20:42, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
I Vote Support!. (H) 04:07, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Just as long as we create a new WP:BLOCK rationale for "editors who attempt to annoy G13 deleters by adding sources and improved prose to articles to circumvent a deletion". I see the secret Deletionist Cabal goals are finally nearing reality. --W.marsh 04:12, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, you could say that an article deleted under G13 just had some bad luck ... --BigDT 04:16, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
Here is a draft of the template. :P Funpika 20:50, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
I'm tempted to tag the page for deletion per WP:CSD#G13. ... ;-) Black Falcon (Talk) 21:00, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
But it only says articles, templates, categories, and redirects! Nothing about user subpages! Funpika 21:08, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
Umm, let me think ..... G14 anyone? -- Black Falcon (Talk) 21:47, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
G14All pages that do not meet any of the speedy deletion criteria, but would probably be deleted in their respective XfDs, and the tagger or admin is *still* too lazy to go through other channels and would rather see it gone before anyone has a chance to argue that it's worth keeping.
Can't we just make that G13? Funpika 22:02, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
I guess I should have specified: All pages that do not meet any of the speedy deletion criteria, including CSD G13, ... :) -- Black Falcon (Talk) 05:57, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Change "lazy" to "lazy or impatient", and I think you've hit it on the head. (I really hope this is a joke : ) - jc37 11:11, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

No. Change it to "lazy, impatient, or having a divine imperative from God (does not apply if the admin is an atheist)" GracenotesT § 16:38, 13 June 2007 (UTC)


Don't worry this won't add the page to a speedy delete category. Edits to draft made by User:Funpika.


From Shakespeare's influence on the English language[edit]

One of our funnier edit summaries [21], by User:AllGloryToTheHypnotoad, reads:AndyJones

"list of words invented by Shakespeare" no longer has a list of words invented by Shakespeare - so I deleted this sentence.

From sudo[edit]

Microsoft Corporation has filed for a patent concerning sudo.[5] Microsoft can politely get lost.

From Image talk:Guzmán.jpg[edit]

The subject isn't very notable. Therefore it is unlikly someone has a free image of them.

From Mpastelero/Orange highlighters[edit]

Orange highlighters are a generally unpopular choice among students. However, studies have shown that memory retention is increased by a factor of four among students who use the color orange to highlight their notes. Conversely, those who use green and/or yellow have been shown to display only incremental improvement in memory, within the margin of error.

Blue highlighters represent the median, improving memory retention by a factor of two. [22]

From Image talk:Evolution-tasks-old.png[edit]

Dear Sir,

My name is Anthony Okosun. I reside in California.I am a native of Uromi,Edo State Nigeria.King Ogbidi Okojie's story is a true story.He is the grand father of the head of the Nigerian Universities Commission.He is the grand father of Anthony Cardinal Okojie, the catholic Archbishop of the metropolitan sea of lagos.He is the grand father of the elder Nigerian statesman,Anthony Enahoro, who moved the historic motion for Nigeria's independence. His descendants in the U.S.A are organised under an umbrella known as the IMIERAMHEN meaning, children of the father.As the king is known as the father.Their total membership is unbelievably huge and they are very well educated.

Thank you

Anthony Okosun

This is attributed to "Anthony Okosun", for GFDL purposes.

From List of genres of music: A-F[edit]



(from Help talk:Edit summary)


Found on user talk:OrphanBot:

Please stop removing images or you'll face a 24-hour block.Shape up now.Template:Warning--FG90 16:47, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

(A 24-hour ban? This must be a joke... as a vandalism-only account this one needs to be banned permanently. --carlb 12:33, 27 June 2007 (UTC))

From Montgomery Biscuits[edit]

Periodically, team officials release chemicals into Montgomery's water supply. These chemicals cause residents to forget that "Biscuits" is a really goofy name for a team.

From iPod shuffle[edit]

The UK and Ireland site had a slightly reworded version: "Do not chew iPod shuffle," while some other versions of the site, such as the Canadian, French and German versions, made no mention of this. These warnings have since been removed. Disregarding the footnote mentioned earlier, the iPod Shuffle is considered an expensive and delicious delicacy in some countries.

From Wikipedia:Reference Desk/Science question about nipples[edit]

what happens if i rub my nipples? 17:06, 25 June 2007 Template:Unsigned

Read Nipple and find out, if you are averse to experimentation. Edison 18:16, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
There's only one way to find out ;) 18:47, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
One doesn't want to risk blindness! —Tamfang 02:15, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
You rubbed them. What do you want to happen? For them to blow up or something? Titoxd(?!? - cool stuff) 18:52, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
See also genie, altho it's my understanding that you'll have better luck with a lamp. Friday (talk) 19:05, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
There's also a small chance of lactation (or indeed male lactation), even if you have not had a child, according to our (admittedly unsourced) articles... Laïka 21:43, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
Chafing, if you do it too much.. Vespine 01:31, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Jesus kills a puppy. Gzuckier 20:11, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Many males find that nipple rubbing produces erections. -- JackofOz 00:36, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Maybe that's because you're gay, JackofOz.--Uraguayan1 02:21, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
No, it's a basic fact of male physiology. The sexual preference of the subject has nothing to do with it. -- JackofOz 03:53, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Rienne mae[edit]

Rienne Mae (chemist)

- is the proud of owner of 2 tickets to the Hot Tamale train... WOOT WOOT!!

From Currying[edit]

Currying or Schönfinkelisation is the technique of dressing up a function in drag and casting it in a campy cult-classic musical. The technique was named by Christopher Strachey after logician Tim Curry, [...]

From National Grid USA[edit]

to bad nimo sticks it to its customers with an avg bill of 400.00 month with prices never getting reduced allways getting bigger,,,

way to high energy bills 400 month avg please help us

[23] and [24]

Ok, so it happened 401.5 years ago, big deal (from 2007 London car bombs)[edit]

Another bomb[edit]

Numerous kegs of gunpowder were found in the basement of the House of Lords at Westminster, allegedly kept fresh, where a meeting of the King and Parliament was to occur. Several suspects have been arrested, including Guido Fawkes. However, this plot is believed to have been unrelated to the car bombs.


From Blue's Clues[edit]

In a 2004 Blue's Clues episode, "The Legend of the lesbian sex girl", Blue talks as a puppet in a segment called "Blue's Room". "Blue's Room" has become a regular segment of the show because on almost every show sexy nude girls come in and say hi to blue, with several direct-to-video DVDs based around the concept. Some viewers have argued that Blue's speaking ability in "Blue's Room" negates the purpose of the "clues" she leaves to communicate in the regular show.[citation needed] Other viewers say that the pacing is much faster in this segment.[citation needed]

From Hardaway High School[edit]

Look at the motto and the ()'s after the principal's name. Hardaway high school

From Gene Simmons[edit]

As always, the Jews rule. This is because they are intellectually superior. While Christian children are at soccer practice, their Jewish classmates are at the physics club; while Christian co-eds are leading drunken frat parties, their Jewish classmates are chairing the debating team. Drink and slobber on, Christians, and blame your failures on the nearest convenient target for your blind jealous hatred: the Jews. "From each according to his abilities; to each according to his needs."—K. Marx.

Also from 2007 London car bombs[edit]

Sir Patrick Moore was arrested an hour after the attacks after he was found fleeing the car.

Sir Patrick Moore is also a suspect in this investigation. He ran away from police just after the bombing attempt and shouted Quran verses and he lept away.

From Steinberg Cubase (which is a computer application created by Steinburg)[edit]

Cubase was created as a general annoyance to first diploma students at kidderminster college. It is terrible. They hate it and want to murder the head of steinberg

From a talk page[edit]

Someone's unhappy

From The Search for the Next Great American Band[edit]

American rock band The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad created a video application for the show which will inevitably be accepted, leading them one step closer to the goals of their intergalactic mission of ridding the Earth of its most vital resources.

Language of dragons[edit]

Language of Dragons

Intelligent dragons know how to speak in English. The only problem is that they speak in riddles. Other dragons,however, speak the draconic language which is the real language of dragons. Some of the words are hard to pronounce and others are as simple as pie. Most dragons do not eat people. Actually, they try to stay away from us as much as possible. May-June is the mating season and is when you will see large amounts of smoke on the sides of mountains. The smoke comes from the dragons there. A group called Totique is a very friendly group of young girls who help protect the dragons. Every year, approximately 50 dragons die. That my not seem like much, but if most of the dragons are males then how can female dragons have more? Dragons like shiny objects, mostly different types of treasures. Do not be mistaken, though, dragons are very intelligent. Perhaps even more intelligent then humans. There are rumors about dragons being mythical creatures, but you remember that when you see one.

Lineage 4[edit]

Lineage 4 is the sequel to the game Lineage 3 which has not been released yet.

If you're going to violate WP:CRYSTAL, go all out.

Hair burning[edit]

Hair burning is a method of torture, where the tortured has their hair lit on fire, and are usually restrained in a manner that prevents them from moving, thus having the scalp burned, and usually involves extreme pain.

Usually. Yes.

From Mike Rowe[edit]

Mike is also pretty much the man, this generation's John Wayne.

Straight out of the sandbox by Triple-Quadruple 04:31, 7 July 2007 (UTC)[edit]

HOW THE HELL DID THIS PICTURE GET HERE?!? Honestly, two models, cuffed to bars and tape gagged. That will definitely fuel a teenage boy's perverted fantasies.

From Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Vandalise this page[edit]

  1. Sustainability DoE Issue 9. Retrieved 2 November 2006
  2. "Some story attacking Alan and Jim", Front Page, The West Australian
  3. "Sensationalism Reigns Supreme", Page 3, The Sunday Times
  4. Ambrose Leung, "Fury at DAB chief's Tiananmen tirade", Page 1, wikipedia:South China Morning Post, May 16, 2007