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A reference to George Orwell's classic novel, Nineteen Eighty-Four. I hate that book. =(
- I love it, especially the bit with the cute dancing bunnies. toresbe 11:04, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
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Wikipolice (from Wikipedia:Articles for creation)
The Wikipolice is a dynamic enforcement squadron dedicated to protecting the flow of free information from modern internet terrorism. The size and funding of the organization is classified. So far the total number of internet terrorists apprehended by this task force is zero.
Sources
67.171.87.53 03:11, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song (look at where the links go)
- Now this is the story all about how
- My life got flipped, turned upside down
- And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
- I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
- In west Philadelphia born and raised
- On the playground was where I spent most of my days
- Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all
- Shooting some b-ball outside of the school
- When a couple of guys who were up to no good
- Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
- I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
- And said "you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
- I whistled for a cab and when it came near
- The license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror
- If anything I could say that this cab was rare
- But I thought "nah forget it, yo Holmes, to Bel-Air!"
- I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
- And I yelled to the cabby "yo Holmes, smell you later"
- Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
- To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
From Wikibooks:European History
Wilson's Fourteen Points
Wilson's Fourteen Points were democratic, liberal, enlightened, and progressive - a new type of treaty designed to make peace forever secure. The key aspects of his propositions were to disallow secret treaties in the future, allow freedom of the seas, provide for arms reduction, allow the self-determination of nations, and to establish the League of Nations, which Wilson saw as a key instrument to prevent future war.
The Treaty's Treatment of Germany
In contrast to Wilson's idealism, the Treaty of Versailles was harsh, brutal, punitive, and retributive, especially because France still had lingering anger over the Franco-Prussian war.
From Cthulhu
Cthulhu (other spellings: Kutulu, Cthulu, Kthulhut, Thu Thu, Tulu[1], and many others) is a fictional entity created by horror author H.P. Lovecraft.[2] Cthulhu is often preceded by the epithet Great, Dead, or Bread.
From Education
Education fries the brain of children. It is believed that teachers have to yell alot to get the child's attention.
from French toast
Feeding French Toast to dogs is known to cause adverse side effects such as turning them into a cat.
From Betty White
Total GILF.
From Lollipop
However, in truth, lolipops do not exist. They are a scam created by the government to throw the nations of the world off balance and pave the way to world domination! So join in the antilolipop movement! All you need to join is this radical t-shirt that I am currently in the process of creating. So remember, screw lolipops, eat chicken-on-a-stick isntead.
From future technology
From Link
"Link is... the Hero of Rap in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind DJ... his heroic example has saved countless lives from evil."
From Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Dog Fart Neutralizing Thong
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From Dog Fart Neutralizing Thong
The Dog Fart Neutralizing Thong is a thong which reduces the impact of a dog's farts on the unsuspecting public.
Peanuts (from the Miscellaneous Reference Desk)
Hi im the peanut farmer who asked bout storing my peanuts in the forsest. Sum one rubbed out my questin. i have lots of theft from my storeroom so i thot to store my crop in the forast. is that legal? Template:Unsigned
- It would depend upon the laws wherever it is that you farm peanuts and on who owns the forast. -THB 02:19, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- I wouldn't think your peanuts would be safe in the forest - thieves and wild animals would find them there. --Shuttlebug 02:21, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- Im not sure on the legality of storing them. AS THB says, it could depend on who owns the forest. My concern would be more one of protecting your nuts from attack by wild animals. Squirrels apparently would have a taste for your nuts. --Light current 02:26, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- Light current, peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes. I assumed they would be stored in proper containers to protect them from bugs and animals. Surely thieves would have more trouble finding them in the forast than in a storeroom known to contain peanuts. I'm not clear on why someone would steal peanuts. They're quite cheap. It would be more lucrative to steal copper or something. -02:28, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- Apparently stealing almonds can be lucrative. User:Zoe|(talk) 03:00, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah, farmers are getting ripped off left and right in California and across the country--fuel, machinery, crops. Almonds are significantly more expensive than peanuts. -THB 03:04, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
Paying employees (in) peanuts
One suggestion is that you pay your employees (if that's who you suspect of theft), at least partially, in peanuts. For example, you could give them 5 kg of peanuts each a week, and decrease their pay by the cost of those peanuts to you (wholesale cost, not retail). The object here is twofold:
1) To satiate their desire for peanuts, so that they won't feel the need to steal them.
2) To increase their perceived pay, as they think of the value of peanuts as the retail price, which is much greater than the price you pay for them.
You could also increase security, by hiring guards, etc., but that can be quite expensive, and the guards might steal peanuts, too.
As for the legal issues, I would think those peanuts would be legally considered to be "abandoned", and therefore anyone who found them could take them. Also, the police might wonder what you are up to, and suspect you of smuggling drugs. StuRat 06:59, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- What does that say about your employees if you pay them peanuts? 8-)--Light current 07:04, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- I'm sure they will never forget this gesture (especially compared with the other gestures you might have made when finding out they were stealing from you). StuRat 07:11, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- StuRat, I don't think you should be giving legal advice about abandoned property, as that would vary by location, and we don't even know where the OP is, except that he is on a farm and there is a forsest nearby. I think the OP should contact a lawyer specializing in property issues. The lawyer could help with the trespass issues as well. -THB 07:18, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- Can you think of any jurisdiction where leaving sacks of peanuts in the forest wouldn't constitute abandonment ? StuRat 09:06, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- I just couldn't comment as I am not a lawyer. -THB 16:50, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- The above idea about paying employees in peanuts is how a few companies operate. It may work for the OP. Jack Daniels gives its employees a free fifth every quarter or some such thing. From what I hear, Hershey's Chocolate lets the employees take chocolate. And I've known several people who have worked for Ben & Jerry's who got free pints of ice cream. Something like 2 pints a day. Dismas|(talk) 08:27, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- I don't think I would recommend giving away liquor at work, that could have undesired consequences. StuRat 10:03, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- Wal-mart apparently pays their workers peanuts. They're going to give them a shirt every five years now that they've capped wages. -THB 15:39, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- There are legends that trolls are fond of peanuts. There should be a Ref Desk for trolls where questions like this could be asked. Edison 15:52, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- I did not know that peanuts were native to Scandinavia. Perhaps the original question-poster could clarify the location of the peanut farm near the forast. -THB 16:48, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
It in calhoun county
Risk versus reward
If storing peanuts in the forest makes sense to you, then do it. However, you should be psychologically prepared to have them confisicated, by police, squirrels, or anyone else that wanders upon your cache. Theavatar3 17:26, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- If he buries them underground in the forsest, they will be safer. -THB 17:47, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
- Where are the Serious Q&A Only Police when you need them?Edison 20:24, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
Snake in the crane's shadow
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Why? WHY?
The film is rated O by the MPAA for OMG, 15 by the BBFC and 14A by the CHVRS, due to its content of suck History It all started when a commitee were formed to determine the worst thing that could happen. they said "THIS MOIVE". so they made it, just to prove they were right.
However, Dalessandro's third draft of Venomwas made into this movie instead. they died of 777 simultaneous strokes, a world record.
Originally, the film was going to be not ever. But then,suddenly, it was. Experts attribute this phenomenon to rising temperatures and a real big ol lack a sleep.
The film's title and premise generated a lot of pre-release interest on the Internet. One journalist even wrote that Snakes in the Crane's shadow is "perhaps the most internet!" Taking advantage of me. why. why.
On June 3, 2006 while presenting the award for best movie at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards, Jackson declared that "this movie better not win. i swear to god i will mess you up."
During a July 21, 2006 panel discussion at the house of lords, they said "goddamit not a gain!" "I told you himself! I HEARD IT EITHER!"
In a move meant to exploit .
Synopsis
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Meanwhile, Flynn descends into the bottom of the crane in order to restore the air conditioning/ventilation system, without which the crane would overheat and plummet into the ocean.
Flynn and Troy take the controls of the crane. Troy reveals that his flight experience was actually from a crane simulator for the craneStation 2. With nobody else on the crane having as much flight experience of any sort as Troy, Flynn talks the control tower into letting him land the crane. After a crampy landing and a near collision with one of the buildings at the airport, Flight 121 is safely back on the ground. The surviving passengers finally set foot on land, and antivenom is given to those who need it. However, just as Flynn and Sean are about to get off the plane,the best snake drops from overhead and bites Sean in the chesticle... Flynn draws his gun and lasers the snake, causing Sean to tumble down the slide like a julip in spring.. Paramedics rip open Sean's lerg to reveal a final, even more deadly snake. This one was much more harder than any of the other snakes in the movie. this one wanted both pieces of the jade to complete the set. HE SENDS OUT HIS EAGLE. then they die cuz he killed my father with two bullets embedded in it. As the passengers and crew depart, Flynn offers to repay Claire by taking her out for dinner and a light snake,, and Tiffany writes her phone number on Sean. This is where the movie gets it's title. from her number. it recalls to the earlier scene in the film where it was revealed that both Flynn and Paramedics were the SAME PERSON and both were going to steal the money after the ransom was aught. But. Just then.
Sean reminds Flynn of the first thing he ever told Sean - "Do as I say and you live". NOW> Product placement That isnt. By the way, i have a terrible case of rampant badgers, in the yard. Template:Endspoiler
Media coverage Print Time magazine said "WOAH. UH. DID I JUST SEE THAT? wow. i...i don't know what i'm gonna tell my wife and kids....er....i gotta to shoot myself." AND THEN HE DID. AND A GOAT.
Music and audio
On March 16, 2006, The boars had convened, they had begun teh creation of the tune. the tune of teh damned. In retrospect, teh boars do not know a lick about musical. things. anyway, they asked some guys to make some songs and soome tunes or two. and they listened and cried throughout. then,
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Television and video nope. just dvd. only once. dont even dare.
Merchandising There isnt pants, but you can get a fanny pack. Go on.
Internet the whole internet rebeled aganst it. they were furr ii ous. nt snake attacks in the area. The quest title is called "Snakes on the Plains."
Critical reaction
"WHAT THE FUCK" ~ The Grand ol' movie the-atre.
Box office
A couple tickets.
DVD release It happened, back OFF.
- Two theatrical trailers
- Five TV spots
- An easter egg
- instaaction
- the movie?
- oh.
Trivia
- did you know?
- some people died for this. i hope you are proud.
- >: (
- ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, YOU WATCH.
- 18 people have seen it worldwide. the creators were stunned at this overwhelmingly positive recepetoin
Cast Second variation of the film's poster.
- Samuel L. Jackson as Old Mary
- Julianna Margulies as Tony Br
- Nathan Phillips as TEAM LASER EXPLOSION
- Rachel Blanchard as Mercedes benz
- Mark Houghton as those threee guys witht eh same voice what the fuck is witht hat anyway
- Byron Lawson as two first names
- Sunny Mabrey as Tiffany who has breakfast.
- Todd Louiso as Prince
- Flex Alexander as ThreeG[s
- Kenan Thompson as Troy. like, the place.
- James Hibbert as Greece
- Rick JamesRome
- David Koechner as Rick James
- Bobby Cannavale as Hank Harris James
- Elsa Pataky as Mariack james
snake 1 as snake 1 snake 2 as snake 3 snake 3 as snake 4 snake 1 two as snake 2
Ratings A 3.....out of 5
References MY OWN EXPERIENCES WITH FENDING OFF DEATH AT THE DOORSTEPS
From my user page --Triple-Quadruple 03:49, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
Also, Princess Kitana is attractive and I want to date her after screwing her!
From Clickster Grip (deleted)
The Clickster grip is a very advanced mec. pencal.The Clicksters lead does not come out by pushing on the eraser but by pushing on the grip.The Clicksters can be found at Kelly's Drug Store in San Andreas every Wal mart (or almost every Wal Mart) or in any mec. pencels store.I think in papermate clickster is the best.Most clicksters only come in red,green,blue, or black.Convenient side lead advance allows for continuous writing with this affordable mechanical pencil. Gives essparent hexagonal barrel to monitor lead supply. Oversized eraser gives economy. The high-tech grip design adds to the comfort. Refillable smoke barrel.It even has a Pocket clip.Convenient side lead advance plus an added grip for even more control over the pencil.These mechanical pencils are refillable (lead and erasers) and come in assorted barrel colors and either a .5 mm or .7 mm lead size. They all have a side lead advance mechanism. The erasers are white. The assorted pack consists of 3 each smoke, red, blue, and green.
I don't know whether this was a joke or not (though I think it was meant as one), so hopefully I don't offend the original creator. Nonsense either way. thadius856talk|airports|neutrality 05:05, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
- ha, I put the delete notice on this. I thought it funny in a sad sort of way. --tennisman sign here! 22:03, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
From Reverse
Someone took the concept of 'reverse' a little too seriously: [2].
Big cliffhanger (from the article about Wikipedia)
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The original version was much, much longer than this. It just wouldn't fit.
From Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Civility
The result of the debate was Speedy Keep per User:Friday. — xaosflux Talk 17:22, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
From (Houston) METRORail
The most probable cause of the high incidence of crashes is that Houston drivers are far less intelligent than drivers in the northern and western US, where nearly all major mass transit systems exist.
From Blue-spotted Salamander
Like all amphibians, they are born in ponds,lakes etc. at first. Then when they form lungs they live in forests. Also eat insect of various types and might pick on a human from time to time.
Drunk
The state of the majority of one-time Wikipedia vandals, too many of whose articles end up on this page.
From WUUU-FM
External links
Falar
Falar is a slang term which has its origions in the distinct mumble sound of elderly people native to the village of Holybourne in Hampshire.
The meaning of the word can vary depending upon the context in which it is used and the intonation in the voice. It is also the name of a rapping style that is crossed with a yodel and mimics the Holybourne dialect.
Falar can mean
- Yes
- No Thankyou
- I shouldn't think so
- I love it
- I hate it
- That feels nice
The Effects of Eyesight while consuming Bacon
The Effects of Eyesight while consuming Bacon refers to the effects, if any, if bacon was to enter the eye.
History
As of 2006, nothing has been reported in this field. The reletionship between eye injurys and bacon have been minimal.
Hazards
The main hazards include when bacon fat (oil) drips into the consumers cornea. This may be a very painful experience. Another hazard may be when cooking the bacon. It is nessecery to place tin foil over the frying pan when cooking bacon so the fat wont spit into the eye of the person that is cooking.
From Flight
From Wright Flyer
The Wright Bros. were very mean spirited people. Once when I was walking down the street, they poked me and called me stupid. Then they ran off.
"Why You're Slapping That Clay So Hard
Steven is punching the hell out of some clay and it's getting on the nerves of those of us at his table. I hope to god that his creation doesn't explode in the kiln, thereby destroying all of our work along with it.
Important information from Comprehensive Introduction to Differential Geometry
The third edition of this book in 5 volumes on differential geometry by Michael Spivak was published in hardback by Publish or Perish, Inc. in 1999. The book has approximately 2085 pages and weighs about 4.510 kilograms. The page width is 16.25 cm. The page height is 23.3 cm. The first edition in 1970 was famously a somewhat untidy typescript.
From Laughter
From John Antoine Nau
Eugene was born into a large, wealthy, manufacturing family (they would often manufacture gaskets round the breakfast table) who owned a string of gasket manufacturing factories in Northern England. In his late life he claimed to have been sold to a town bumble named Mr. Jeremy, but this claim is apparently completely unsubstantiated. His education was largely left to an aged gardener, who died when Eugene was 3 months old but was not discovered until Eugene was twenty. It can only be assumed that Eugene spent his youthful lusty years in the family library, as upon the gardener's death he emerged from said literary chamber a well-read and fully fledged man, having moulted his down and pre-flight feathers some years previous. He was dispatched immediately to a sandwich shop, and thence on to Oxford University, as this was the desired destination.
He studied at King's College, Oxford, largely under the capable but supremely supine supervision of the then Head of Literary Studies, Dr. Bent. Bent encouraged young Eugene's talent for suspense and indeed kept him waiting for his degree for seven years longer than was necessary. During this Period of Suspence, he funded his Extended Studies by writing columns for the university magazine. A local newspaper editor read the articles and employed Eugene to write a weekely Crime Serial. It was in one of these stories that Eugene's most famous and revered character made his first Indifferent Appearance: Detective Edward Drone.
Drone became an Instant Hit, and gradually the supporting characters of Lady Ordella Prune, Dr. Benedict Prioderm and everybody's favourite Assistant Investigator, Drone's Assistant Investigator, Assistant Investigator Pheasant became woven into the regular story. Eugene's first novel (published under his pseudonym John Antoine Nau in 1885) was the first in a long series featuring said Popular Characters.
Drone is remarkable in that he is seldom pleasant to anyone; even his Assistant Investigator, Assistant Investigator Pheasant. Pheasant is a happy-go-lucky fellow, who enjoys shooting, baiting, trapping, riding, hunting, fishing and generally bringing about the demise of small animals in a jovial, upper-class way. Lady Ordella Prune is a landed socialite who likes nothing better than a ball, or a mysterious meeting with her two friends.
The series was immensely popular and received wide critical acclaim, notable as "drivelly-dross-dross" and even "complete sming-smong". In popular culture, many people could identify with the eponymous and intrepid Drone, patient and compassionate Assistant Investigator Pheasant, the cultured and discerning Lady Ordella Prune, and if all else failed with the Victorian melodrama cutout-figure, Dr. Prioderm. There was frequently mention of a yet more sinister enemy, who is never met, and who is only referred to as "The Headlouse".
Eugene was found shot through the head in at his chateau in Terbol in 1918, a revolver clamped to his inkstained hand, a candlestick stuck to his inkstained head, a rope tied round his inkstained neck, some lead pipe thrust through his inkstained nose, a dagger stuck in his inkstained snout, and a billiard cue thrust through his inkstained poodle. It is claimed by fans of his books that "he was trying to get closer to his genre".
Many of Eugene's stories were published as books during his lifetime, and some posthumously. A list of his works follows.
The Ballroom Mystery
The Billiard Romm Mystery
The Greenhouse Mystery
A Mystery that Could Not be Solved
Jurassic Mystery
The Amulet
The Casket
The Gasket
The Basket
The Musket
The Bus Ticket
The Black Shoe
The Dapper Cravat
Pheasant on Phorm
Two is Pheasant
Pleasant Pheasant
Pheasant Pheasant
Owl!
A Distasteful Crime
Ladies Belong in the Drawing Room
Cross My Heart
The Hunting Accident
The Shooting Accident
The Trapping Accident
The Fishing Accident
The Gin-Trap Accident
The Baiting Accident
Force Enemie
Prioderm's Revenge
The Head Louse
From Cuttlefish
Octopi, the plural....? The Cuttlefish now are all caught so they can get their ink cartridge replaced. The old natural die is today replaced with newer artificial inks. The sepia ink that was formerly in the cuttlefish is injected into the eyeballs of blind people who have had their cornea removed, thus giving them colour.
Reywas92Talk 20:17, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
From Menards
As a word
"We're going to Menards.", or "Lets go save some big money yo!" as used in a sentence means to go drive around in your car on a "stone cruise" smoking mad amounts of chronic until you get ill. Saying it this way means no one will know whacvxzvt you're really doing.
terminology
"we're going to Menards, yo!" or "Lets go to Menards." as used in a sentence means to go and smoke some marijuana without everyone knowing what you're doing.
From Juba
From List of English monarchs
Saving the best till last, the last King to hold the crown of England is the honorable King David The Great AKA Disco Dave. This beloved King was famous for his dancing and comsumption of alchol, he was last seen in Pacific edge one Friday night and hasnt been heard of since. Latest intelligent reports suggest he has dismissed his title and taken the name of his favourite rock and roll band. He now goes by the name Cassey and the waves, it is believed he has taken residence in his fathers country of origin, Paraguay and is performing hourly shows where he practices nude magic whilst singing classic Peter Andre songs. "The Last Great King" as he shall forver be remembered throughout history will always be soarly missed and if he ever decides to come home there will always be a podium at the spearmint rhino for him to dance on and practice his original form of magic. Goodbye Great David, until January 18th when I have 2 tickets to see your show.
From the Reference Desk Guidelines talk page: Next item for consensus: *Can we use the letter 'E' in our posts?
Adder's note: Sometimes, disrupting Wikipedia is funny. Here's a little taste of the recent "frenzied policymaking" going on at the RD. Cernen Xanthine Katrena 16:04, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
- Allow using the letter E. I think we need a way to use every letter in the alphabet, even if the original poster doesn't, and/or use glyphs or exotic letters not in the standard Roman alphabet if this is necessary to meaningfully respond to the question. This is an important "quality control" feature, as we all occasionally use the letter E. Of course, as always, we need to avoid forcing this letter on everyone. For example, it would be wrong to remove a post simply because it does not contain the letter E. (Radiant) 13:37, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
This is an obvious attempt to disrupt the process of developing and measuring a consensus, please stop. StuRat 13:46, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
- No it's not, it's more like a koan. How is this any different at all from what you have been doing? This is not a trick question, but do think about it. (Radiant) 13:52, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
- Actually, it is more Wikipedia:Do not disrupt Wikipedia to illustrate a point but doing that is something that I personally support in the context of talk pages (see my "Two Cows" usage on the RD talk page), though obviously not in articles. Though Radiant, I fear that there are many that would disagree with us. --Justanother 14:21, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Whether or not the same people can ask questions as answer them is quite useful to know, and at least some would (and appeared to) argue against it. Nobody would ever argue against using the letter "E". StuRat 13:56, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
- Support use of E, oppose É, È, Ě, Æ, etc. they are just silly.EricR 14:07, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
- Point of order! Do we want to just jump right into asking about the letter E without first determining if there's consensus for having the discussion? What about the letters before E? Are we even doing things in the right order? I suggest we vote by black ball. Ned Wilbury 14:39, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Breakfast Cakes and Their Relative Weights in Accordance to Animals of the Serengeti
Breakfast cakes, such as Waffles and Pancakes are often compared to the wild animals of the Serengeti, mainly to giraffes and elephants. Waffles generally refer to elephants and the former, pancakes, refer towards giraffes.