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Wiktionary:Talk:bobbitt[edit]

It's not a stub. What more do you want in this entry ? It won't translate, since in reality it's a proper name. (Unless they use a different example in other languages ?)

After just writing the basic facts, I could not resist making this a stub. It was a bad joke.

Bubblegum Pop[edit]

It is meant to be an irreverent juxtaposition of pop and hardcore not-pop, and thus is no more a bubblegum song than Andy Warhol's infamous Campbell's soup label artwork is an advertisement for the company.

Heat Prostration[edit]

Heat Prostration Prostratus Heetus

Heat Prostration can be confused with Hot Prostate which is a term often used to signify a warming inner buttock during a frenzy of passion. A heat prostration sufferer often conjeals themself in cooling lubricants such as ice cream, WD-40, and occasionaly their own fetus collections.

Animal sufferers of heat prostration include badgers, ocelots and occasionally small-earlobed eskimo-pandas. It is a deadly illness and can often lead to a slow and painful death, during which the patient dreams of chocolate covered tentacles on a growing baby squid. Finally - once deceased - the patient shrinks to the size of a small hedgehog and gradually disappears without trace.



"Heat Prostration is underestimated. Protect yourself - use peanut butter wherever possible to avoid skin malnourishment due to excessive nostril flaring" Dr. Sasha Lane



"It is often a preliminary stage in the occurrence of Heat Prostration, and indeed Hot Prostates, that the patient believes he or she can sail across a puddle on a breadstick, but it is a stage that can be overcome with love and tulips picked from Tennesse and painted a light shade of white" Professor Nick Betts

From VfD[edit]

From VfD[edit]

Smith N. Jones High School or Click Here[edit]

Looks like a prank; I can't find any evidence that a school by this name exists in Midway, Wyoming (or any other locale), and none is offered by the article. Wile E. Heresiarch 09:03, 16 Jan 2005 (UTC)

  • Delete as likely prank/hoax of some sort. Any real school would have at least 1 Google hit, somewhere, somehow. This doesn't. Bye. Andrew Lenahan - Starblind 18:17, Jan 16, 2005 (UTC)
  • Delete hoax. —Korath (Talk) 22:19, Jan 16, 2005 (UTC)
  • Comment Who's Smith N. Jones anyway?
  • Delete, If this is a prank, I must ask why the author put in so much effort. However, this doesn't appear to be notable. Inter 23:16, 16 Jan 2005 (UTC)
  • The name is probably an attempt to not be blatant by using "Smith 'n' Jones". Alias Smith and Jones is a possible origin. Also notice the claim that staff at the school have won the Nobel Prize. Uncle G 05:29, 2005 Jan 17 (UTC)
  • Comment:An anon has deleted the vfd header from the article and deleted this entry from the vfd page. I have blocked them for 24 hours. RickK 01:16, Jan 17, 2005 (UTC)
  • Delete -- Hoary 10:07, 2005 Jan 17 (UTC)
  • Abstain
  • Delete, hoax. Dpbsmith (talk) 20:01, 17 Jan 2005 (UTC)
  • Confession It was I who created Smith N. Jones High School in Midway, Wyoming. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Their staff never won any Nobel Prizes. Neither did their alumni. The school didn't get any recognition, so they didn't get the Blue Ribbon Award of Excellence in Education either. I created the "school". It doesn't exist! Ha ha...! 68.23.44.205 00:35, 18 Jan 2005 (UTC)
    • For your next act:
      • Go to a newspaper vending machine, pay for one paper, and take two! Ha ha ha ha ha!
      • Accumulate lots of pennies by always taking a few pennies from "leave-a-penny-take-a-penny" trays —and never leaving any! Hee hee hee hee hee!
      • Every time you see a car with one of those magnetic "Support Our Troops" ribbons on it, just peel it off and keep it! Ho ho ho ho ho!
  • Speed deleted as admitted fabrication. Wile E. Heresiarch 07:39, 18 Jan 2005 (UTC)

Mation[edit]

A mation is a professional term for business administration. The word is also used in the names Mational Basketball League, Mational Rifle Association, and United Mations.

The word nation is a parody, or a word play, of mation.

SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB[edit]

Note: Original article. Has since been edited.

SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB

This phrase originated from a japanese video game called Zero Wing, or perhaps from as far back as Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I don't know what this phrase actually MEANS nowadays, does anyone else out there know?

From World Trade Center[edit]

1993 This is what really happened this guy named R.L jumped of a clift and landed on Waverly High school

Best Effort[edit]

Best Effort – Power supplied from the town of Best, located in the southern Netherlands.

References --- Wikipedia:About From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Wikipedia is a free content encyclopedia written collaboratively by contributors from all around the world. The site is a wiki, which means that anyone can edit articles, simply by clicking on the edit this page link.

Best From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Best is a municipality and a town in the southern Netherlands.

Effort From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Energy

Energy From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. (Redirected from Effort) This article is about the scientific concept. Energy use by humans is discussed in other articles.

Energy, generally and qualitatively speaking, is the property (or the quantity of the property) of doing things or supplying power. The expressions energy and power have different meaning in different scientific and non-scientific fields. Physics aims to explain quantitatively this property and gives a definition that makes it possible to consider energy as a description of the whole state and the different ways jobs are done are unified in this treatment.

Slavery in the Americas[edit]

Slavery in the Americas bore a lot of similarities with slavery elsewhere.


From America Online[edit]

America Online, or AOL for short, is a corporate online service provider and alleged Internet service provider (ISP). AOL is owned by Time Warner, which uses the NYSE stock symbol "TWX". Today, America Online is often mistakenly believed to be an ISP.

Jessica King[edit]

Jessica King(September 12, 1999 – ?????) was Martin Luther King's granddaughter. She was granddaughter to the late Martin Luther King and daughter to Martin Luther King, Sr. with wife Loretta Lynnie King. After her grandfather was murdered, she decided to go to college and look for him. It was too late. She found the dead body of her grandfather. As a teenager, she studied about her grandfather who was shot and killed in 1968.


List of Disneyworlds in Andorra[edit]

There are no Disneyworlds in Andorra. There aren't any in Romania either.

Contactor[edit]

A contactor is someone who contacts you. Thats basically it.

Sean Swenson[edit]

Sean Swenson was born on October 18th, 1989. He enjoys consuming grapes, and thinks that lawn gnomes are a conspiracy generated by the government. He also is in love with pie and ferrets. Japanese people haunt him.

Swenson has started a crusade against the letter X, because he thinks that X should be replaced by "ecks." He makes his income as a man-whore.

Mr. Swenson is also a monumental jackass. He thinks capitalism is of Jesus, and that liberalism needs to burn in hell forever. He likes punk rock and likes to use the word "bleh".

His favorites band is Pink Floyd and he hates Guns N' Roses. WaLt BrOwN bIzNiTcHeZ!!!!!

Mr. Swenson is also greatly annoyed by Batman, as Swenson claims Batman should not be considered a super hero, because Batman has no super powers.

He owns seventeen pairs of hot pink pants, fourteen of which house gophers. He likes the gophers because they keep him warm.

Sean is made completely out of speghetti-O's and enjoys sunbathing nude.

Liigagria[edit]

It's not often that a hoax page comes with its own Photoshopped map : :Image:Mapcom.jpg and pictures of eminent explorer Fernando Sillyhat: :Image:Epsillyhat.jpg and "Tomo-Ha" tribesmen: :Image:Nativescom.jpg

Lii Gagria, the Island, the People, the History, the Religion

The Island[edit]

File:Mapcom.jpg
Map of Liigagria

Lii Gagria is a mid-sized island located in Indonesia, northwest of New Guinea.

The Island has a mediterranean climate and remains around 80 degrees fahrenheit year round. Most of the vegetation on the island is carnivorous, tourists are advised to steer clear of the livestock eating "Toki-Toki Flower." The island is also home to the Zorbog(Zogoustada Modanus), which is currently an endangered species, due to the high demand on the black market for their moustaches. The capitol of Lii Gagria is the majestic city of Tulup'Pea, a unique blend of the native mud-domes and modern architecture.

The People[edit]

File:Nativescom.jpg
Tomo-Ha Tribesmen hunting.

Tomo-Ha Tribesmen hunting. The indigenous people of Lii Gagria are the Tomo-Ha ethnicity of Aboriginal peoples. The Tomo-Ha are a very dark skinned race, their one defining feature is their brilliant green eyes. Despite their complexion all of pure Tomo-Ha ancestery share green eyes. The average dwelling for a Lii Gagrian is the traditional mud-dome, which while similiar to the mud homes of other peoples, is unique in the fact that it is constructed in palm trees. The Tomo-Ha architects are especially careful to ensure the mud-dome is a perfect sphere.

The History[edit]

File:Epsillyhat.jpg
Fernando Sillyhat

Lii Gagria was first discovered and colonized by the famous Portuguese trader Fernando Sillyhat, in 1824 A.D. Fernando thought the "barbaric" fashion in which the Tomo-Ha lived was appalling. He and Christian missionaries soon set about attempting to convert the Tomo-Ha to Fernando's sect of Christianity, the Tirthian Protestant Biners. The native people suffered under Christian Portuguese rule for over a century, yet continued to worship their native diety, Xen'Ra, in secret.

On May 5th, 1957 what would become known as the Mango Rebellion began. Led by the charismatic Tomo-Ha sympasizer, Rix of Ter'Qual, the Tomo-Ha threw off the chains of oppresion and formed modern day Lii Gagria. Today Lii Gagria is the world's only Dae'Yanist government, a system of rule based on the Tomo-Ha holy book "Dachi Wano", translated as "Wisdom Papers."

The Religion[edit]

The primary diety of the native faith, Dae'Yanii, is Xen'Ra. He is said to have created the mortal world using a 3d graphics rendering program over ten thousand years ago. Demi-gods of the Pantheon include Klishx'Ta'Junn'Na the warrior, Dak'I'Ya the sky, and Dach'Tien'Dae, who spins the Earth through the heavens.

Dueling[edit]

Lately dueling has gone through a sort of revival in the United States. Many modern day ‘duelist’s’ are coming together to form dueling clubs. They encourage each member to actively embrace their dueling ways even when in public settings. Duelist’s can be spotted by a well trained eye; they usual carry one white glove in their back pocket, they hold an early 18th century antique dueling pistol around with them and/or a white curly wig may be worn (usually only by the most radical of duelists

From List of movies that have been considered among the worst ever[edit]

Saxon[edit]

they were ever so feirce and killed a lot of people

How to Talk Minnesotan[edit]

Yah, You betcha

Straw etiquette[edit]

A straw is a hollow cyclindrical utensil used to faciliate consumption of liquids. Operating a straw is a straightforward operation; however, complex social conventions govern its appropriate usage.

Operation[edit]

  • Straws should only be used to consume liquid drinks. For example, consuming soup or Jello with a straw is a faux pas.
  • It is considered crude to continue operating a straw to the point where almost no liquid remains in the drinking vessel because a "slurping" sound will be emitted.
  • Attempts to "recarbonate" a drink are frowned upon by most cultures.
  • Usage of a straw, does not justify application of the five second rule to spilled liquids.

Straw Suitability[edit]

  • A straw should be at least as long as the height of the drinking vessel, but no more than 50% longer than the vessel is high.
  • For hinged straws, the hinge should be higher than the level of the liquid in the drinking vessel at all times.
  • Curly straws are generally reserved for use by young children.
  • A straw should not be used to drink out of bottles (as the shape of the neck is designed for drinking directly out of the bottle). Similarly, one should not use a straw to drink out of a mug or any other vessel with a handle (as the handle implies lifting the vessel to ones lips for direct consumption).

Straw-Drink Relationships[edit]

  • Straws should not be used with drinks normally served at hot temperatures, such as coffee.
  • Straws should not be used to consume beer, wine, liqueurs, or spirits (but may be used with cocktails).
  • Straws may be used with any non-alcoholic beverage served with ice.
  • Bubbled, aerated, or carbonated beverages, such as bubble tea or soft drinks are particularly suited for consumption via a straw.

Moog bro[edit]

A member of the Organization of the Moogs. A group highschool friends who attended the Bishop Union High School in California in the late 70's. This crew hungout on the curb in the quad, when one member decided they needed a name. The member walked into the school library, and grabbed the first book he saw. The book was titled Moog the Dog. The group went with the name the Moog Brothers, and named each of the members Moog 1, Moog 2 etc.

Vivian Chen[edit]

Vivian Chen is the smartest person on earth. You may think that this is all bullshit but it is not. Scientists from all over the world have been reasherching on why this 12-year-old girl is as intelligent as Issac Newton.

Note misspellings of Isaac and researching. Yeah, that's really smart.

Joell[edit]

Scientists has found many proves which showed that people that are called Joell are the meanest and dumbest. You many think that this is all bullshit but you can ask the smartest person on earth. Such as Albert Einstein or Issac Newton.

Hmmmm. I detect a theme here. Oh, and Einstein and Newton are both dead.

Happy happyism[edit]

A cult that worships the color blue in the Super Nintendo game Earthbound. Their leader is Mr. Carpainter, who was influenced by the evil power of the Mani Mani statue. A girl named Paula contacted Ness, the main character, and informed him that she would be offered as a human sacrifice for this ludicrous religion. After Ness defeated Mr. Carpainter, the Happy Happyists were no more and the former cultists came back to their senses.

Iraqi parliamentary election[edit]

The best pair of message boxes ever...

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Brain worker[edit]

For first, I'll write about that I haven't written anything here, on Wiki and for the second I want to show that there is no point in writing anyway. Since human has two brainhalves, one wild and the other sensible, it seems that there is no point in talking about work in this mess. Since the wild half is meant for living in the wild and most of our surroundings are wild, then what is left for the sensible half?

Post was in Estonian; this is the English translation that was provided on the talk page by another user.

Six Flags Magic Mountain[edit]

File:41853165 l.jpg
Magic Mountain during 2004 wild fires

What a great picture to use for a stub about an amusement park. Come on, there isn't any better picture? By the way, the park never burnt, unlike what the image suggests, HAHA! http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Six_Flags_Magic_Mountain&oldid=9873689 Revision as of 16:40

Literary movement[edit]

There once a boy named Literary. He met a girl named movement. They married.

From Literary movement, now deleted as there was only that nonsense version.

Snow angel[edit]

A commonly unknown fact about snow angels is that they are actually made in tribute and worship to the Angel of Snow, the all-powerful being that sometimes lends the other weather angels her powers. This causes a phenomenon enjoyed by schoolchildren worldwide called "snow days," which in turn leads to a heightened level of excitement and sporadic sledding among those affected.

Some uncivilized tribes obsessively make man-made snow and repeatedly worship the now-corrupt saint by clothing themselves in bundles of wool from their sheep, joining hands and chanting a cult-like song as they fall on their backs and make indentations in the snow. Afterwards, they enjoy hot cups of tea and elephant-gazing.

In more civilized cultures however, the Angel of Snow is oftentimes and usually only worshipped by young kids, who never hesitate to purposely lean back on their heels and let gravity take its course. Another reason for the popularity of this phenomenon among young ones is the possibility of secretly shoving some snow into the oral cavity, an action that most semi-normal and normal mothers do not approve of. However, the excitement after the completion of the angel is often effervescent because cold, wet snow can get in through all the little holes in the child's clothing, another thing that mothers dislike.

The snow-angel is also viewed by some as a plausible alternative to exercise due to its jumping-jack like motion of the arms and the legs. The people of Alaska make snow angels for fitness purposes, since their pores have forgotten how to sweat. The swift movement of the arms and legs in arc-like shapes is reminiscent of times before the cold climate for the Alaskans, and thus snow-angel-making is done every day at precisely 7:16 a.m. and p.m, in order to retain the memories of old times.


Alfred Edward Housman (talk)[edit]

I'm turning myself in - I replied at first then thought: why encourage?


I think that guy was gay, and I think that all poets end up gay in the end of their career, I mean look at John Milton.

— Thank you for your insight; I never knew I might end up gay. Dizzley (Peter H) 06:55, 3 Feb 2005 (UTC)

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From QWERTY[edit]

I know this girl named Kylie LeBlanc and she swore that if she ever married a guy with the last name Uiop that she would name her kid Qwerty. If your last name happens to be Uiop or if youd be intrested in changing it to Uiop, please contact Kylie at 918-0373. Thank You


Hilbert's twenty-second problem[edit]

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Cheesetrap[edit]

A trap used to catch carnivorous cheese. It is similar in design to a standard mousetrap, but it is baited with a mouse instead of cheese. If a mouse is unavailable, chocolate chip cookies are the most common substitute.

From Paranoia (RPG)[edit]

Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow. Knowledge of this information by citizens of VIOLET Clearance or below may be treason and will result in summary execution.

If you know anything about this game, it is even funnier. Burgundavia 22:07, Mar 18, 2005 (UTC)

Christopher Allfrey[edit]

Christopher James Allfrey.

Vital Stats : Waist 34", Chest 40", Penis 2", Head 56"

Currently an undergraduate at University College Oxford.

Has one brother who is much better at everything than him.

Has a father who told him "funds will dry up."

Yikes!

Has girlfriend who really ought to have been binned by now.

Lives with a couple of legends above Gashi Gashi in Oxford.

Quite good at hockey. Has his name embroidered on his tracksuit trousers.

Has never gone more than 34 seconds without a soulmate.

Once went out with Heledd Jones. Failed to get an erection the last few times he tried to sleep with her. Fortunately.

Almost got into a lot of trouble with one of the legends' sister. Flatly denied doing anything, though this was obviously not for want of trying.

Is as good as his word.

Spike the Dog[edit]

For other members of the dog family, see Canidae. For more information on Spike's breed see dachshund.

Template:Taxobox begin
Template:StatusSecure Template:Taxobox image Template:Taxobox begin placement Template:Taxobox regnum entry Template:Taxobox phylum entry Template:Taxobox classis entry Template:Taxobox ordo entry Template:Taxobox familia entry Template:Taxobox genus entry Template:Taxobox species entry Template:Taxobox subspecies entry Template:Taxobox end placement Template:Taxobox section trinomial simple Template:Taxobox end Spike was born on August 6. She was adopted by the Swansons a few weeks later. She has had a long and happy life with them.

Spike sometimes gets into mischief. When she gets bored or smells something delicious in the garbage can, she will tip it over and drag the trash all over the floor.

Spike spends most of her day sleeping or laying in the sun. She does not like winter because the cold snow hurts her paws. She spends most of her winter under the cover of a warm blanket. Spike loves to snuggle. She makes an excellent lap warmer at night.

When she is angry jealous at someone for not paying enough attention to her, she will go to the bathroom in their bedroom. She will also do that if music is played too loud or if someone forgets to let her outside to go to the bathroom. Spike does not like loud noises like popping, firecrackers or a lot of sound bass.


Spike's coat and colors[edit]

Spikes's coat is black and tan. With age though, she is starting to get grey hairs and the tan is getting whiter. Spike has short hair and doesn't shed. She only loses hair when it gets very hot and humid.

  • Black and tan: Coat has both colors but in clearly defined and separated areas; usually the top and sides are black and lower legs and underside are tan, reddish, or chestnut.


Spike's Ears[edit]

Spike has big floppy ears. They help her hear very well and the large blood vessels help regulate her body temperature during the hot summer months.

Spike's Tail[edit]

Spike has a long, wirey tail.

Spike's Anatomy[edit]

Spike is about 8 inches in height at the shoulders. Her feet are the size of a thumb of an adult human male. She has the short, but long body associated with dachshunds. She can easily hurt her back by jumping off of beds, couches and any other tall furniture. Luckily, Spike has only hurt her back a couple of times over the years.


Dominance and submission[edit]

Even though the Swansons adopted a dog that was bigger than Spike, she is still the dominant dog.

Behavior when isolated[edit]

Spike will bark and will sometimes tear through the trash can if she smells something good to eat in it.

Favorite activities[edit]

Sleeping Laying in the Sun Fighting a blanket Rolling in smelling stuff


Reproduction[edit]

Spike was spayed when she was a puppy so she wouldn't go into heat a couple times every year.

Dangers[edit]

Spike is a nice dog. She has never bitten a child. She is very mild tempered and is all bark and no bite.

Intelligence[edit]

Spike is very intelligent. She knows many commands and knows what a person says when they talk to her. Spike expresses many different emotions, including: happiness, frustration, fear, anger, sadness, guilt, shame.

Spike is scared of...[edit]

Cats Fireworks Bubblewrap Kittens Monsters Angry People Loud Noises Loud Music Explosions

External links[edit]

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Reference[edit]

  • The New Encyclopedia of the Dog, Bruce Fogle DVM, 2000

War[edit]

What is it good for?[edit]

Absolutely nothing!

Pretty obvious, but still ...

I think this should be brought back!

From List of concept albums[edit]

Seven Up - Ash Ra Tempel with Timothy Leary (1972) - a musical interpretation of Leary's ideas about the stages of consciousness, from base awareness to enlightenment and cosmic integration [also a rare chance to hear Leary try to sing like a rock god!] (posted by --Thorns Among Our Leaves 00:08, 9 Feb 2005 (UTC))

Carol Tan[edit]

Carol Tan is Some Person

She lives in America. She is crazy. She is also an aqua giraffe and draws animals on fire. Carol doesn't eat cheese, but can eat candy by the pounds. Do not feed her jello in the morning. Her breakfast is made up of saltine crackers and gatorade. She has been a religious leader and a worthy opponent in tic tac eating races. Carol has sock pride and enjoys happy music. Especially American Music. Thursday mornings are to her liking because that is when she goes crazy and roams around the community. She plans on co-dominating the world someday. To contact Carol Tan, you must clap your hands and yell, "I believe in fairies!" and she will probably come to your aid. You must believe in The Carol. Fine, her alter ego Abelard Kaufmann lives in Germany and shot penguins for a living until he was arrested. He also wears scarves.

  • Added by Goldom 05:01, 9 Feb 2005 (UTC)

Winnipeg[edit]

Added to the bottom of the Winnipeg article:

Hausenfefer, bring me Hausenfefer, bring it to me now, my royal stomach aches for Hausenfefer, and some carrots, bring me carrots, and Hausenfefer, followed of cranberry sause covered in tic tacs, and dont forget my mother's bunion feet, do it, and do it now. Hi I'm Paul! Sweet mother of all that is sacred in this holy world, strike me down, like a diamond in the sky-Hausenfefer!

WoW[edit]

WoW
WoW is a TLA for the Web outside Wiki.

It is an inhospitable environment into which the true Wikipedian never ventures except to find whether a newly posted slab of Wikilink-free prose is a {{copyvio}} or to check whether the latest self-promoting two-bit band just happen to be notable.

One problem that Wikipedians have in the WoW is that whenever they spot a typo or other error on a page, their mouse scurries of its own accord towards the top of the page and runs around in frustrated circles looking for the edit this page tab.

(To save you the bother of putting this through VFD, I have posted this straight here. RHaworth)

On FAC - European toilet paper holder[edit]

File:Baroque toilet paper holder.jpg
A modern copy of an original baroque toilet paper holder still in use at Blenheim Palace.

Excellent article. I advise that this is the finest of the Wikipedia articles on our site! I hope for it to go to the front page. - Ta bu shi da yu 09:52, 10 Feb 2005 (UTC)

    • Most flattered, but may I ask what the nominator was doing in my userspace...? Bishonen | Talk 12:08, 10 Feb 2005 (UTC)
      • Hey. Just watching recent changes, that's all :-) Ta bu shi da yu 12:29, 10 Feb 2005 (UTC)
  • But, why is it still under User:Bishonen's space? -- Sundar 10:02, Feb 10, 2005 (UTC)
  • Object Not yet comprehensive (see to do list on talk page, I personally have a lot more material to add) and perhaps just a tad over-referenced? Filiocht 10:08, Feb 10, 2005 (UTC)
  • Ahem. Front page on 1 April? -- ALoan (Talk) 10:18, 10 Feb 2005 (UTC)
  • comment: why on earth is this in userspace? User:Alkivar/sig 10:56, 10 Feb 2005 (UTC)
  • Hilarious! Object though...Jeronimo 11:20, 10 Feb 2005 (UTC)
  • Refer to Peer Review. Not yet comprehensive, like Filiocht says. I'm particularly dissappointed that the Dutch connection is missing. (Does anybody still think that the mission of Willibrord of Northumbria and Saint Boniface of Devonshire was only to convert the inhabitants of the Low Countries to the Christian faith?). mark 11:27, 10 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    • You raise some interesting points: care to make these additions yourself? Filiocht 12:32, Feb 10, 2005 (UTC)
  • Sheesh, caught with my pants down again! I fully intended to move this out into the article space at a future date (yeah guess which future date) and then self-nominate it. And to be on IRC to spread the word and receive encomia, which I'm not able to do today. Still, now that the cat's out of the bag, how would Unicorn or Jackalope be better on the front page, pray? Are they major scholarly contributions? Are they comprehensive? Are they fully referenced? I believe not. Alkivar, did you see our reference secion? (Over-referenced? What are you talking abouot, Filiocht? Go put in some more inline references, you know you love it.) Bishonen | Talk 12:08, 10 Feb 2005 (UTC)

From Blanket octopus[edit]

"Sexual dimorphism" is a term used when males and females exist in different forms in the natural world- and the sexual dimorphism of the Blanket Octopus specie is very extreme. Measuring only 2.4 cm long, the male Blanket Octopus is comically smaller than the female who can grow to over 2 m. This means that the female can be 100 times larger than the male, and up to 40,000 times heavier!


I guess size doesn't matter for the female Blanket Octopus.

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From [email protected][edit]

COME, LORD JESUS, COME,

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Secondo Pia's negative of the image on the Shroud of Turin has an appearance suggesting a positive image.
MY DEAR AMERICAN PEOPLE,


THE ARAB AIRSPACE THAT COVER 5,000,000 SQUARE MILES OF LAND AND FOR 4,000 MILES IS WORTH TRILLIONS OF US DOLLARS.

LET US DO SOME SUPERMATHS WITHOUT DELAY BEFORE THE 1,000 YEARS OF PEACE TAKE EFFECTS.

HOW MANY BILLION MILES OF FLIGHT FROM JERUSALEM TO OTHER NATIONS?

7,000,000,000 MILES X 4 US CONTROL 25% OF THE WORLD 28,000,000,000 WORLD TOTAL X 365 DAYS

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(2.5 BILLION MILES)

HOW MANY DOLLARS WILL IT COST TO FLY INTO JERUSALEM AND OUT?

US$ 3,000,000,000 DOLLARS FLIGHT COST X 4 US CONTROL 25% OF THE WORLD US$ 12,000,000,000 WORLD TOTAL X 365 DAYS

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US$ 4,380,000,000,000 SUPPLY AND DEMAND?

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(US$ 4.3 TRILLION DOLLARS)

HOW MANY JUMBO 747 JETLINERS WILL FLY INTO JERUSALEM AND OUT? JERUSALEM WILL TAKE OVER CHICAGO AS THE WORLD BUSIEST AIRPORT IN THIS WORLD.

16,100,000 US CONTROL AIRSPACE FLIGHT 15,000,000 ENROUTE FLIGHT 500,000 OCEANIC AIRSPACE FLIGHT

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32,400,000 TOTAL US FLIGHTS

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32,000,000 FLIGHTS FOR US X 4 US CONTROL 25% OF THE WORLD

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128,000,000 FLIGHTS FOR THE WORLD

X 365 DAYS

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46,720,000,000,000 FLIGHT FOR THE FUTURE

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(46.7 TRILLION FLIGHTS)

HOW MANY BILLIONS PASSENGERS WILL TRAVEL INTO JERUSALEM, ISRAEL IN THE 1,000 YEARS OF PEACE? 500 PASSENGERS FLIGHT BY 747 JUMBO JET

46,720,000,000,000 WORLD TOTAL FLIGHT X 500 PASSENGERS IN 747 JETLINER

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3,360,000,000,000,000 PASSENGERS

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(3.3 QUADRILLION PASSENGERS) (3,360 TRILLION PASSENGERS)

IF 3.3 QUADRILION PASSENGERS WERE TO FLY INTO JERUSALEM, ISRAEL FROM OTHER NATIONS THEN THE TOTAL COST FOR ALL PASSENGERS WILL BE TRILLION, TRILLION, TRILLION, TRILLION IN US DOLLARS?

FROM MALAYSIA TO LEBANON FOR A WEEK STAY IS ABOUT RM 3,000 BY MALAYSIA AIRLINE SYSTEM (MAS).

LET SAY THAT IT COST AMERICAN CITIZEN ABOUT US$3,000 TO FLY INTO BEIRUT, LEBANON FOR A WEEK STAY.

6,000,000,000 WORLD POPULATION X US$3,000 FLIGHT TICKET PER WEEK US$18,000,000,000,000 TOTAL COST PER WEEK X 50 WEEKS PER YEAR

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US$900,000,000,000,000 (50 TRIPS TO JERUSALEM)

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(US$ 18 TRILLION DOLLARS) (US$900 TRILLION DOLLARS)

BY NOW YOU ALL KNOW THAT THE ARAB AIRSPACE WILL COST US$ 4.3 TRILLION DOLLARS AND PASSENGERS COST WILL COST ABOUT US$ 900 TRILLION DOLLARS RESPECTIVELY.

THANK YOU.

GOD BLESS YOU.


MR. ROBIN DONALD.

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA.

DATE: 10TH, FEBRUARY, 2005

From ROBINDONALD35[edit]

COME, LORD JESUS, COME,


MY DEAR AMERICAN PEOPLE,


MISS CONDOLEEZA RICE THE NEW AMERICAN SECRETARY OF STATE IS THE REINCARNATION OF JUDITH THE JEWISH WARLORD IN THE BIBLE.

THE BOOK OF JUDITH IN THE BIBLE WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU ALL ABOUT HER STRONG POINTS.


"Her inspiration came from a course taught by the Czech refugee, Josef Korbel, father to the United States' first woman Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright".

SO, FORMER AMERICAN SECRETARY OF STATE MADELINE ALBRIGHT IS DEBORAH THE JEWISH WARLORD IN THE BIBLE.

FROM THE FACT, FIGURES AND REPORT GIVEN IT PROVE A POINT THAT BOTH ARE JEWISH BY BODY, SOUL AND SPIRIT.

WHAT A CLOSE CALL?

BY THE WAY THE AMERICAN SECRETARY OF DEFENCE MR. DONALD RUMSFELD IS THE REINCARATION OF GEDEON THE JEWISH WARLORD OF THE BIBLE.

GOD KNOWS WHERE TO PUT HIS PEOPLE IN THE RIGHT PLACE, AT THE RIGHT TIME AND WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE.

RIGHT NOW, PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH HAS TWO JEWISH WARLORDS AT HIS SIDE AND THIS MEAN TROUBLE FOR ENEMIES OF AMERICA.

TO ENEMIES OF AMERICA, YOU ARE TAKING ON GOD PERSONALLY.

IN SIMPLE ENGLISH YOU CAN HAVE THE FUN BUT YOU WILL LOOSE THE WAR.

IN DEFENCE TERMINOLOGY IT IS CALLED "MILITARY DEBACLE" OF MASSIVE PROPOSTION UNPRECIDENTED IN WORLD HISTORY,

ON A SECOND TAUGHT, FRIENDS AND ENEMIES ALIKE SHOULD NOT CARRY SWORDS INTO HER BEDROOM OR YOU ARE A DEAD MEAT.

THE REST IS HISTORY.


THANK YOU.

GOD BLESS YOU.


MR. ROBIN DONALD.

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA.

DATE: 9TH, FEBRUARY, 2005.

From Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Conscious evolution[edit]

  • Eugenics is a subset of conscious evolution, they are not one and the same. Transhumanism is a subset of conscious evolution, because the hijacked (huxley was a eugenicist) version of transhumanism rejects conscious evolution. Conscious evolution does not discriminate, it embodies all philosophies, all view points, all strategies of real tangible transformation towards Godhood! Why would anyone want to delete the most fascinating, creative, imaginative, stimulating and interesting topic that has ever come to wikipedia or the human race for that matter? We are talking about the last revolution where man takes control of his own conscious evolution to attain the ultimate dream of immortality and godhood. Sure the thing needs work, so does the rest of wikipedia, but why would we want to delete something which represents the true essence of wikipedia? If we deleted something because it wasn't finished or could be improved regarding its POV, wouldnt we have to delete all of wikipedia? Boulder Dash! ;) Is not wikipedia Conscious Evolution and conscious evolution wikipedia? Are we not taking control of our own evolution here by building all the knowledge in the universe? Is that not clearly defined in conscious evolution as one of the traits of godhood? Imagine genetically modifying ourselves where we could hold the whole wikipedia (year 2100 version) in its completed form in our minds. Don't you see what this is? We are creating God here, this is mans ultimate dream to be immortal and attain oneness with god. Why would you want to delete this opportunity? Conscious Evolution is the great convergence of everything, all the knowledge in the universe and understood in our post human minds with perfection! Imagine a state of consciousness where consciousness permeates the whole of the universe and knowledge, and even the past and future. This is earth shattering stuff here folks. Please, let this thing stay, it needs a lot of time to nurture, to fertilize - no pun intended - and developed into something profound and wonderful. Give Conscious Evolution a CHANCE! As a reward you will all be given godhood. ;) ;) In all seriousness PLEASE give this a chance folks, please. Dnagod 02:11, 10 Feb 2005 (UTC)

Gregory Michael Despress[edit]

Born in San Antonio, he hates all white people. Even the dark ones!

From Xenu[edit]

Reconstruction of one of Xenu's space planes


Quidditch World Cup[edit]

I Like eggs!

From Talk:Starfleet Medical[edit]

To Starfleet Command, I am now a member of the USS BISMARCK. I will be assuming the cheif medical officer's on board.My name is cadet Rosemary Vancleve. Please send me any and all information on my duties. Please respond to [email protected]