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From "Clockspider"[edit]

{{Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense: The next generation/Clockspider}}

Someone needs to lay off the acid!

This is a reference to a member of the Warcraft 3 trolling community on the forums of

Ah, it's stuff like this that makes me regret that I left LUE. Then I look at some of the RNC protestors in New York City and thank God that I did.

From Kool-Aid[edit]

The product mascot of Kool-Aid is a gigantic anthropomorphic pitcher filled with some kind of anonymous red liquid (Maybe it's drugs, who knows?) that seemingly at random bursts through walls with complete disregard for human life, causing countless thousands of dollars in property damage, he then chuckles and utters his thought-terminating catchphrase 'Oh Yeah!', he has yet to apprehended, if you know anything about the wherabouts of this wanted fugitive, please call 1-800-555-KOOL or notify your local authorities, consider him armed and very dangerous.

From Tilgate[edit]

Tilgate is the best place in Crawley, it is where i spent most of my childhood, and i cant think of anywhere more pleasent. The forest is so lovely that you could spend all summer ther and still not have seen it in all its glory! i love tilgate!

From Rob Morrow[edit]

Who knows?

From The Cheese Profiler[edit]

{{Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense: The next generation/The Cheese Profiler}}

We should all be frightened of people like this guy.

From Gnome labour[edit]

In the increasingly competitive world of business, where cost cutting is essential, a new trend in labour is being embraced. With many businesses failing to reap rewards of traditional outsourcing, a different source of labour is being exploited, Gnomes.

Why Gnomes? Well first of all Gnomes are not human, so do not apply to the traditional human rights laws, and the currency of the Gnomes (called gnorbs) is nominal to humans. A well paid Gnome can be paid 100 000 gnorbs a year (Equivilent to US $20).

GNOMES are employed in various sectors, skilled and unskilled. Internet media giant has recently set up customer service centre that exclusivley employs Gnomes (See here for details). A recent report also published by shows various careers that gnomes participate in (See report here).

While human workers despise this trend, Gnome unions welcome the trend, long bored by their careers in the garden, they are increasingly becomeing a politcal force in business. President George W. Bush has employed many gnomes as part as his election campaign.

Other creatures are also getting in on the act. Elves, Fairies, Geeks, Trolls and Monkeys are also making inroads doing the "dirty work". The old quote is, "It's a dirty job, but someone has got to do it" is answered by the labour forces of these creatures.

People for Deletion[edit]

See subpage.

Excerpt from Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Twink[edit]

"Twink" was listed as a slang term for a thin gay man. We pick up the conversation in the middle...

  • Delete: "Twink," from "Twinkie." Why it's from that, I won't say. Geogre 01:22, 1 Jul 2004 (UTC)
    • No need to be mysterious about why...they're both full of cream, and turn out to be about twelve years old when you get them home... - The Definer 01:30, 1 Jul 2004 (UTC)

From The 12th Man[edit]

The term 12th man refers to the fans in American Football. The name derives from the fact that there are 11 players on a side, but the presences of the fans in the stands impacts the game play as well, hence they are "The 12th Man." Fans impact the game play in many ways, both tangible and untangible. One obvious impact is the effect of the noise. 80,000 screaming fans makes it difficult for the opposing team's o ffense to call a play at the line of scrimmage. Lineman and wide receivers are unable to hear the snap count and are likely to go offside or be late coming off the snap. Having a large supportive crowd motivates players, so a home team that is playing well will reap the morale boost and play even better. Similarly, an opposing team that dominates play will take the fans out of the game, and the home team will have a packed but silent stadium. Often, when a team is significantly behind in the fourth quarter, fans (see traitors) will begin to head for the parking lot to beat the traffic back. This is usually a good sign that the game is over for the home team.

From Talk archive:Sandbox[edit]

This is a sandbox created to show how vague not having background fill colors for non-articles is.

Apocrypha Discordia[edit]

Our Discordian friends have dropped another rare gem on us.

A collection of works on Discordia, written by various Discordian saints, sinners, popes, priests, madmen, miscreants, degenerates, straight-arrows, etc... Compiled from various non-copyrighted (or Kopylefted) sources by Reverend DrJon Swabey and published sometime in the 21st century (the date on the document says 2001, but we're not going to fall for that one).

Although some Discordian cabals consider the work to be canonical (some even going as far as considering it the only canonical Discordian work), there are also many who discount the validity of the document. Others amongst the Discordian movement discount the idea of there being any canonical literature other than Dr. Ramos Montecino's 1667 work Howe to Mayke a Cannon. Most people would probably agree, however, that there are far better things to do with one's time than to shoot works of literature out of any firearm whatsoever.

Thanks to the work of Rev. DrJon, many Discordian writings have been brought together in one place where without him, they may have been lost to the grainy particles of temporality -- leaving us free to peruse or ignore the work at our leisure and for overzealous lunatics to print copies of it so that they may have something to feed the bonfires that warm their cold, empty hearts.

From Talk:Obesity[edit]

thinness doens't necessarily equate with good health, it just looks better

From Code_Fairy[edit]

The Code Fairy is a fictional spirit said to eat semicolons and curly braces from computer source code.

It is well known that the Windows code fairy has the largest wings but cannot fly. The Apple code fairy has the most beautiful wings but they are so small that everyone believes they don't exist. The Linux code fairy looks different depending on who kissed it last. The UNIX code fairy looks like grumpy and old. The SCO-Linux code fairy looks like a lawyer and pursues anyone who kisses the Linux code fairy.

The Code Fairy is an example of folklore mythology which non-programmers know is fiction, but which is sometimes presented by computer programmers as fact, as a way of explaning how a computer program stops working after compiling it, without altering the source code.

The affected software does not include programs written in assembler, which is more subject to bit rot due to its age and smaller size. Other immune varieties include Visual Basic, due to its lack of edible punctuation, and scripts which have a short life span and often end up in a bit bucket before reaching maturity -- especially on websites, which are plagued by Shub-Internet and link rot. This is disputed by traditionalists, who attribute the various immunities to lack of imagination. XHTML was an attempt to protect source code by ensuring that it was always placed within protective punctuation with sharp corners (see also Caltrop). When wikis replaced pointy puctuation with square brackets, it was found that vandals thrived on the new websites, while visiting trolls usually returned to their normal feeding grounds on Usenet and other sites where punctuation was only used for emoticons.

When the age and declining popularity of the C programming language threatened to endanger the Code Fairy, groups of developers gathered at conferences and in committees to clap hands and state their beliefs, ensuring that semicolons and curly braces remained in languages such as C++ and C#. However, many languages in the curly brace family chose to avoid compilers completely, proving that there's more than one way to generate software problems.

Another Code Fairy is the entity responsible for delivering software enhancements that are requested by users and managers and make demands beyond current technology and resource constraints. She is often described as pert or agile. Project managers and software often use the Code Fairy to resolve "scheduling conflicts". Her natural enemies include the Scope creep, who often lurks alongside the Critical path. The Critical chain is sometimes used to restrain those who attempt to invoke her talents.

Jamal Adeen[edit]

Jamal Adeen is the son of Clarence Thomas.His lack of attentionthe mdia is the reason why America doesn't know him and why this entry about him doesn't tell much.I thimk America should pay more attention to this mysterious man.

No wonder you never see them photographed together!

From Portugal national football team[edit]

christiano renaldo is sooooooooo fit 4eva and he is just sooooo gorgeous if you r single give us a call :) love ya loads from laura and racheal in dover/kent/england x x x x x x x x

From Pornocracy[edit]

Pornocracy is government or domination of government by whores.

Hey, what's this doing on here? Read the article - it's unlikely, but true. -- ALargeElk | Talk 13:04, 15 Jul 2004 (UTC)

From Lost Highway (cameo with twiggy)[edit]

Manson and Twiggy star in a snuff porno movie, which consists of naked Manson blowing his brains out over two naked girls, and naked twiggy. It is hilarious.

The story goes that Director David Lynch asked them to cameo after Trent Reznor locked them out the studio, whether this is true or not...

The feel-good movie of the year! Two thumbs up!

From "All Blue"[edit]

In the world of One Piece, All Blue is a mythical ocean. It is said that any fish that exists anywhere in the world can be found in All Blue.

This is not nonsense (actually it is, but in a higher degree). See the One Piece manga for more info.

From "The Black Man Magazine"[edit]

the black man is god

From English language[edit]

The only problem occurs in the idiocy of British spellings. These are plain foolhardy. Americans, as the de facto rulers of the world, should have the final say in these matters.

Surrendered Wife[edit]

The article Surrendered wife was placed in :Category:BDSM.

From l33td00d[edit]

despite what the wiki on Cyberpope says, he's a faggot. I am way cooler and better in everyway that him or anyone else(except at faggotry).

Honestly, I just put this up for the title. [[wp:User:Meelar|Meelar (talk)]] 03:23, 7 Jul 2004 (UTC)

From Wikipower[edit]

Wikipower is the corrupt actions undertaken by a certain clique of Wikimember elitists who attempt to prostitute their way up, attaining more powerful administrative positions by harassing non-administrative members of the community.

The purpose for such actions is to win approval from their higher-up's, so that they might be nominated for progressively higher Wikimember ranks, including special privileges, like the ability to ban, censor and libel Wikimembers who are ranked lower than they are, especially Wikimembers who do not login, and instead simply use their I.P. address

as their name.

Such Wikimembers who make use only of their I.P. address, and not some cheesy, unentertaining user name or pseudonym are considered substandard Wikipedians by those in the upper-class of Wikimembers. Such discrimination is racism of the highest order, yet the upper-ranking Wiki members refuse to acknowledge this. Several Wikimembers have become high on Wikipower, which creates an exaggerated sense of self-importance and the closed-minded ignorance that those members are always "right" and any who oppose them are always "wrong".

Several such members who have taken part in abusive actions due to Wikipower have gone so far as to ban or censor other members without any explanation--they feel no explanation is needed. Any questions posed to the Wikipower addicts are either ignored or immediately deleted. At present, Wikipower threatens the integrity of the entire Wikipedia project, as several people who are high on Wikipower have even broken American [[wp:laws], such as those of slander, libel, psychological abuse, fraud, extorion, hate crimes, and could possibly be charged criminally with extortion, fraud, and/or treason, for violation of the U.S. Constitution, namely that which states that all American citizens have the right to defend themselves in court.


From Hollywood Heartbreakers[edit]

This is a movie featuring explicit sexual activity with a girl under the age of 16. God Bless America.

From Screen savers[edit]

Screen saver is a utility program that changes the screen display of your computer when is not been use in a period of time.A Screen saver can be moving image and text or it can just be an image. Old computer had a screen saver but it was just a black screen that appears when you dint use it. Now you can have sound in your screen saver for example you can have a screen saver of a water fall and heir the water flowing down. Some screen saver let you customize them and you’re also able to put the time you want them to appear after your computer is not in use. Computer now have several of screen saver you can choose from.

Folks, "dint" let your computer suffer from black screen, especially since computer now have several screen saver.

I don't get what's wrong with this? Apart from typos that is... User:Beta m/sig

Music of Colorado[edit]

Rather than a genre, Spirit Music is more related to execution. Spirit Music can be generally be classified by an overal lack of musical ability, and the complete disregard of the quality of sound by the person playing. A good example of Spirit Music would be on the Peal Street Mall, where timeless classics are regularly butchered by drunk/stone hippies who insist that thier out-of-tune-banjo-solo completely surpasses the masterfully produced quality of the original artist. In many cases entire songs are recreated with Bongo drums, where every instrument of a particular song is reproduced with a different bongo. Even the lyrics. Aside from the irritating and sometimes murder-inspring sound, Spirt Music is more times than most, accompanied by the horrific smell of the person(s) playing.

From spread-eagle[edit]

"Spread-eagle" is a colloquial description of a stance, where one's legs are spead far appart, rendering them functionally immobile, or prostrate for peccant pestiferous phallic penetration.

An anti-ambulatory article awash with alliteration.

From University of the Pacific[edit]

UOP costs approximately $24,000 if you live off campus with no housing. With housing it costs approximately $32,000. They have a forced medical insurance policy that sucks. The health center costs about $150 a semester and is useless.

ASUOP steals a few hundred a semester from each student (and their is 3000 of us) to have events and sponser clubs, however the money never ends up going for what they claim.

UOP is a scam!

Viva la SIS!

"Their is 3000 of us," "sponser clubs" and "off campus" as opposed to "off-campus?" There's twenty-four grand down

the tubes.

From Red-light area[edit]

Red-Light Area - A place where prostitutes gather and form sort of a colony.

Toolbar humor[edit]

While editing an article on a certain type of joke, I realized that in my toolbar, it said "Editing your mom". [[wp:User:Meelar|Meelar (talk)]] 04:41, 9 Jul 2004 (UTC)


Mallacoota is a small town in the Gippsland region of northeastern Victoria, Australia. It is known for its birds, the swampy estuary surrounding it, and its ridiculously overtopped pizzas.

I have a friend whose favorite toppings are anchovy and onion. I should send him to Australia!

From Poop[edit]

...poop. Heh heh. poop...

From Rainforest amethyst python[edit]

{{Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense: The next generation/Rainforest amethyst python}}


From IIT_Madras[edit]

The campus is large and has some wildlife, mainly deer, monkeys and undergrads.

From Adolf Hitler[edit]

A really smart kid that likes Hitler

Adolf Hitler admired people with funny faces. That means he likes clowns

Hitler Clown song:

Da-da-dadadada-da-da-da-da Da-da-dadadada-da-da-da-da Da-dur-dur-dur-da-dur-dur-dur-da-dur-dur-dur-dur-da

Da-da-dadadada-da-da-da-da Da-da-dadadada-da-da-da-da Da-dur-dur-dur-da-dur-dur-dur-da-dur-dur-dur-dur-da

Da-da-dadadada-da-da-da-da Da-da-dadadada-da-da-da-da Da-dur-dur-dur-da-dur-dur-dur-da-dur-dur-dur-dur-da

Da-da-dadadada-da-da-da-da Da-da-dadadada-da-da-da-da Da-dur-dur-dur-da-dur-dur-dur-da-dur-dur-dur-dur-da.. etc

Eh? I dont get the point of it. Try harder.

From Tub bathing[edit]

Bathing in bathtub. Tub bathing is usually done Nude.


From Bathtub[edit]

A piece of furniture used for bathing. A bathtub is usually placed in a Bathroom. Bathing in bathtub is called tub bathing.


From Street Fighter Alpha 2[edit]

very similar to street fighter zero ( great game, yet only released for sega saturn :( ). i believe this game to out-do sf-zero for the fact that it has more characters and you have the 3 secret characters from street fighter zero already on the selection screen without having to put in a code or do anything special. (on a scale of 1-10) game-play = *9*, graphics *9*, character development *8*, and game-quality *10*. this as you can see is one of my favorite games of all time. i love street fighter. this game is a hard game to find... it was released november of 96 in japan, but was delayed in america. it came out later in 98 when nintendo 64's were selling like hot-cakes when everyone was ancious to see what the new graphic and advanced games were like. so as everyone lost interest in super nintendo and quickly became interested in saving there cash for the 64, street fighter alpha 2 was also lost. not many ppl own this game. it is a hard one to find. i found it on . i think that it is the #1 arcade-like fighting game for snes.

                                    -luke j. bunch

From Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Meishu Sama[edit]

  • Delete - and delete any other article that starts "I am a yogi" unless it ends in "... bear". - Tεxτurε 17:04, 6 Jul 2004 (UTC)


toraja........ do you know what is toraja ? toraja is the most beautyful place! do you wanna know how beauty it? toraja,it same bali. if you in INDONESIA right now ,don't forgate to visit TORAJA.Oke

Call your travel agent or 1-800-ENGRISH.


Many members of the cast met rather gruesome fates after the film wrapped. Actor Milos killed his girlfriend and himself in 1966. Actress Ann Atmar, who plays Shatner's sister, committed suicide mere weeks after the film wrapped. The d aughter of actress Eloise Hardt was kidnapped and murdered. William Shatner starred in a Gene Roddenberry series.

From Worthless piece of shit[edit]

  1. REDIRECT Michael Moore

Another thumbs-down for "Fahrenheit 9/11."


Penis game deletion debate[edit]

  • Keep. I hear this all the time in locker rooms, even in college -- I suppose that sums up the maturity level of a lot of people... - Mark
  • Now that I saw coming. Keep - despite the subject, the game is quite real. -- Kizor 11:23, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • This concept appears to come from a single webpage. At least one other instance of this appears to have been posted by the author of that webpage. -- The Anome 11:05, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
    • Are you sure? In the name of fairness, during my long quest for all things weird I've come upon this from several different sources, and a search reveals that people are actually playing it. Which doesn't make the subject any smarter, but we have a number of valid articles about less-than-smart things. -- Kizor 11:23, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • I'd have to agree, this appears to be propaganda rather than description. Delete. - Mib
  • PENIS. Keep. Useful, to some degree. -- orthogonal 11:32, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • Keep. This is a real game--my brother tried to introduce me. Widely known. [[wp:User:Meelar|Meelar (talk)]] 13:24, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • PENIS. Keep. -- Graham ☺ | Talk 13:41, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • Keep: Its a silly game played by adolescents all over the world in one form or another, the name may change but the game is the same, it exists Giano 13:41, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • *rolls eyes*. But keep. Ambivalenthysteria 13:49, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • Delete. Exploding Boy 14:23, Jul 14, 2004 (UTC)
  • Keep it. *sighs* Lyellin 14:26, Jul 14, 2004 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's disturbingly wide-spread. Spectatrix 16:12, 2004 Jul 14 (UTC)
You mean "big", don't you? "Wide-spread" refres to girls' naughty-bits. -- orthogonal 16:28, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • Keep. Its very real, very notable, and very fun, even for us 20-somethings who should have outgrown it years ago... err kids these days... (; siroχo 17:00, Jul 14, 2004 (UTC)
  • Keep. If this goes, so should Pig Latin. - Plutor 18:36, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • ahem:
    • From Ste: Do you ever get embarrassed from playing Bogies?
    • Dom: Yes!
    • Dick: If you've ever seen it before, play it! You have to shout out 'bogies' getting louder and louder - the first person to bottle out is the loser!
  • (don't you love the BBC? [1]? So shuold this be moved to a different name shouting profanities game? perhaps? Dunc_Harris| 19:45, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • Unfortunately I'd have to say keep. Pretty immature, but still deserving of an article. -Frazzydee 20:54, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • keep - David Gerard 21:51, 14 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • Keep. As the old saying goes, the PEN IS mightier than the sword. Dpbsmith 02:04, 15 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • Keep. if it's a real game... --[[wp:User:�var Arnfj�r<eth> Bjarmason| ]] [[wp:User:�var Arnfj�r<eth> Bjarmason/|�var]] [[wp:User talk:�var Arnfj�r<eth> Bjarmason/|Arnfj�r<eth>]] Bjarmason 03:38, 2004 Jul 15 (UTC)


  • Keep :) →Raul654 03:40, Jul 15, 2004 (UTC)
  • Keep. Surprisingly informative article on an actual phenomenon, albeit one I haven't witnessed since high school. Austin Hair 03:42, Jul 15

, 2004 (UTC)

  • Keep. As annoying as this game has become, it is a fact that it exists and continues to be played. Fuzheado | Talk 03:48, 15 Jul 2004 (UTC)
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  • I think the consensus is to ```keep```. Jeeves 09:25, 15 Jul 2004 (UTC)

Well that's my faith in humanity destroyed. - mib

  • Congratulations, you're all on Candid Camera! Meelar (talk 12:58, 15 Jul 2004 (UTC)
    • Comment: The average mental age of the site seems to be dropping by the hour lately. That's not necessarily a bad thing, see Mark 10:15. No vote. Andrewa 20:47, 15 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • In seriousness, since this game apparently has several variants, let me follow Dunc_Harris, but suggest that since "PENIS" is not technically a profanity, we describe a general version of this game, with "PENIS" as an example, at Vulgarity shouting game, and redirect? Note "vulgarity", not "vulgarities", as only one vulgarity in shouted, albeit several times in succession by several players. -- orthogonal 04:12, 16 Jul 2004 (UTC)
    • You need to see a doctor about that, Thue. I absolutely refuse to vote on this issue. Geogre 16:08, 16 Jul 2004 (UTC) ("Phallocentric? You bet. Got one, and it's right in the center.")
  • I'm not sure if this redirect idea (to vulgarity shouting game would be appropriate. I mean, nobody ever calls it that. In America I've never personally heard any version of this game except "Penis" actually played (although others have been tried, without success), and most everyone I know calls it "The penis game." I'm not sure about other countries like England, but if the only other version there is "Bogies", then I propose to Keep it under the current title, as that title is what it is very commonly known by, and give good mention to "Bogies", and perhaps redirect the title associated with that to "The penis game". Wikipedia is not a place for "Original research," and calling this style of game a "Vulgarity shouting game" almost comes down to "original social research," since you're catagorizing and analyzing it in a way that hasn't been notably done before.
    Ah, and for those of you who have their "Faith in humanity" destroyed, or think the "mental age" has decreased, I don't think I need to remind you that there is a world out there much worse than a few guys shouting penis at the top of their lungs. Laugh at it, and you might actually feel a little better (: siroχo 03:48, Jul 17, 2004 (UTC)
    • But I would certainly be laughing at them (and it), not with them... Fire Star 14:09, 17 Jul 2004 (UTC)
      • This game is known in England. I have it on reliable evidence that British troops stationed in Germany pl

ay a variant in local drinking establishments, called 'Gestapo'. So if Penis had to go, aside from profanity shouting and vulgarity shouting games, we would also need an article for 'words of historical embarrassment shouting games'. Adhib 14:52, 17 Jul 2004 (UTC)

        • So, ah, how do the local burghers im die Bier-Hall respond? Shame over their Nazi past, or anger at being reminded by their liberators' Army? -- orthogonal 05:14, 18 Jul 2004 (UTC)
          • Naturally, the playing of the game results in tensions between players and other customers. I think this case is revealing in that it demonstrates that the 'offence word' serves mainly to test whether a player is more loyal to in-group or to out-group norms of behaviour. The winner is the one who is most 'in-group', obeying the rules of the game slavishly, and who is least sensitive to 'out-group' pressures. If played in an environment populated entirely by in-group members, the game is not fun, as it provides no such test.
  • Definitely keep. Real game, well-known. Aris Katsaris 23:57, 17 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • As the penis game is the most well known variant, and there appear to be enough to make choosing a single phrase to describe the phenomenom quite difficult, how about we leave the entry where it is and add mentions of the other variants? -- Kizor 08:39, 18 Jul 2004 (UTC)
  • And here I thought a VfD subpage had been vandalized. What is wrong with all of you? (No vote.) --Ardonik 05:34, Jul 19, 2004 (UTC)