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This section really should not have needed to be created. It only exists here because of Wikipedia administrators who are a little trigger-happy on the delete key and keep deleting the collection from the original wiki.
Please don't bother asking why this stuff was deleted while articles about non-notable elementary schools get their own WikiProject and non-notable shopping malls get their own Wikipedia categories by country. Too many questions, and the Wikipedian cabal will ship you off to Jordanhill railway station where you will be fed to a grue.
Note that only a portion of BJAODN (numbers #1 through #53 and #56) is available from WaybackMachine archives; the rest needs to be recovered from other sources. This process is largely complete.
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About BJAODN[edit]
This is one of the oldest pages on Wikipedia. Here is the original explanation:
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We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace. So, here it is! [I'm half tempted to suggest keeping the jokes inline with the pages, as they must sorta give the encyclopedia some lively color. But I do know it'd just get carried away and turn into an encyclopedia of silliness, so look forward to frequent updates of this page. ;-) ]
Bad jokes are never kept on Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally Wikipedians lose their mind (especially on April Fool's Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. Often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us under the GFDL, and thus this page continues on and on.
When deciding whether to add something to BJAODN, please take to heart what Polonius said in Hamlet :
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
Or even better, please remember the version from The Simpsons :
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Brevity is ... wit.
Or remember the best version:
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Brev. = wit.
Contents
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Because of its size, this page has been divided up into many sections. Individual pages from oldest to newest:
- Wikipedia:The original Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Even more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Yet more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Still more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Not another page of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:More Bad Jokes than you can shake a stick at
- Wikipedia:More Bad Jokes than you can shake two sticks at
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Next Generation
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Wrath of Bad Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Revenge of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Father of the Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:All Your Bad Joke And Other Deleted Nonsense Are Belong To Us
- Wikipedia:Colorless green Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense sleep furiously
- Wikipedia:Oh, no! More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Return of the Nonsense
- Wikipedia:The All-New Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense Comedy Hour! (Copyright 1972)
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Strike Back
- Wikipedia:I WILL SUE YOU IN A COURT OF LAW IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY -- and Other Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Let's edit our Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in accordance with the Wikipedian lifestyle
- Wikipedia:In Soviet Russia, Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Delete YOU!
- Wikipedia:Valley of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Honey, I Shrunk the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Oh my God! You Deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense! You bastard!
- Wikipedia:Close Encounters of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Kind
- Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Whose Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is it Anyway?
- Wikipedia:"Bad Jokes? We ain't got no stinking Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!"
- Wikipedia:WARNING:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ahead
- Wikipedia:This Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
- Wikipedia:Holy Bad Jokes, Batman! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
- Wikipedia:I find your lack of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense disturbing
- Wikipedia:And now for something completely different... Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:It's Bad! It's a Joke! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
- Wikipedia:We hold these Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense to be self-evident
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Gone Wild
- Wikipedia:You are in a maze of twisty little Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, all alike
- Wikipedia:There's some vandalism Wikipedia can't buy. For everything else, there's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
- Wikipedia:All these Bad Jokes are yours, except Europa. Attempt no Deleted Nonsense there.
- Wikipedia:So Long, and Thanks for All the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:BJAODN 42: The Answer to Bad Jokes, the Universe, and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ON WHEELS!!!!!
- Wikipedia:These bad jokes need to be cleaned up to conform to a higher standard of deleted nonsense quality
- Wikipedia:It is pitch black. You are likely to be Deleted by a Bad Joke or Other Nonsense.
- Wikipedia:So some Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense walk into a bar....
- Wikipedia:Readers must be this high to get into Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
Other pages
- Wikipedia:Unusual requests that have been posted to the Wikipedia:Village pump
Some of this Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Stuff is actually funny to some people:
- Wikipedia:Best of BJAODN
- Wikipedia:More Best of BJAODN
- Wikipedia:Even more Best of BJAODN
- Wikipedia:Yet more Best of BJAODN
Sandbox fun!
- Wikipedia:Sandbox In-sand-ity (Wikipedia:Sandbox In-sand-ity/Archive1 - Wikipedia:Sandbox In-sand-ity/Archive2 )
Mailing list oddities!
Titles!
April fools 2004
Some nonsense came about on April Fools' Day 2004 :
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Delete the main page
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Jimbo Wales for admin
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/127.0.0.1 Vandalism
- There was also a short-lived revision of the article on Wikipedia. It is currently being developed at User:Pakaran/Kingdom of Wikipedia.
- Wikipedia:Not another page of bad jokes and other deleted nonsense was posted to the "in the news" section of the main page.
- And another short-lived revision appeared here.
April fools 2005[edit]
Wikinews has news related to: Wikipedia victim of onslaught of April Fool's jokes
In keeping with Wikipedia tradition, a significant amount of BJAODN has occurred on April Fools' Day , 2005 .
- In Summary : Screenshots of the day's BJAODN
- Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/April Fools' Day 2005/Requests for de-Godkingship
- Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/April Fools' Day 2005/Requests for arbitration
- Wikipedia:Vandalism in progress
- Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/April Fools' Day 2005/Feature VfD
- Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/April Fools' Day 2005/Delete FAC
- User:JimboWales and User talk:JimboWales (not to be confused with User:Jimbo Wales !)
- Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/April Fools' Day 2005/Cabal (once at Wikipedia:Cabal )
- Wikipedia:2005 Britannica takeover of Wikimedia
- Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Main Page was attempted before being redirected to Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/Delete the main page .
- Wikipedia:Featured picture candidates/Blue screen of death
- Requests for arbitration#Everybody who isn't me
- B-Movie Bandit for admin
- Willy on Wheels for admin (moved innumerable times whilst on RFA)
- Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/JIP
- VFD Template - Terminator Edition
- Modified tabs 1& 2
- Alternate version of Wikipedia:Main Page
- You have a new special message
- User:Jimbo Wales - 3 & 4
- Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/April Fool's Day
- Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard
- User:Node ue/German language
- User:Node ue/Birdidae
- Wikipedia
- M1126A Armoured Combat Deep Fryer
- Susej
- Alphabetical list of all natural numbers from zero to one hundred
April fools 2006[edit]
As with past years, some BJAODN occurred on April Fool's Day 2006
- User:Jaranda/Requests for adminship/Mathbot Created by User:CanadianCaesar
- User:Jaranda/Requests for adminship/Vandal Created by User:Jaranda
- Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/127.0.0.1
- Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/10th GNAA VfD ON WHEELS! created by User:Ashibaka
- User:Jaranda/Articles for deletion/Carthage created by User:Cato the elder
- User:Jaranda/Articles for deletion/Arab-Israeli conflict The debate itself was AFD'd at Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Articles for deletion/Arab-Israeli conflict
- The main page for 5 minutes
- The unprotection of the main page by Drini
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Wheelation process & Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Articles for wheelation by User:Luigi30
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/User:Jimbo Wales, April 1 2006 , primarily by User:SonicAD , protected by User:Cyde . Was up for over 12 hours, and over 7 consecutively.
- Protect/Delete buttons swapped by User:BorgHunter .
- Wikipedia:Esperanza tagged as copyvio by User:Drini class='external autonumber' http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Esperanza&oldid=46391787
- Wikipedia:Long term abuse/Mr. Treason class='external autonumber' http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AAdministrators%27_noticeboard&diff=46397444&oldid=46397229
- User:Gflores adding WP:WOW to Wikipedia:Good articles .
- User:Rickyrab , User:BorgHunter , and User:Deckiller toying with Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Can't sleep, clown will eat me 3 (Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Can't_sleep,_clown_will_eat_me_3)
- User:Deckiller finally revealing himself to be User:Deckiller/Willy on Wheels. He also adds the infamous userbox series to User:Willy on Wheels, and will most likely get blocked for it :)
- User:Sammy on Skids ' reign of terror begins, with Special:Contributions/Sammy on Skids .
- User:Jaranda/Lots of userboxes by User:Cyde . See class='external text' http://teamgamer.org/cgi-bin/fools.pl .
- User:Deckiller creates a whole new vandal persona inspired by an old vandal. See User:Deckiller/long term abuse/Diddley vandal
- User:Jaranda/Wikipedia's first IRC chat by User:BillyH
- Leet by User:Treec , AKA User:LoganK class='external autonumber' http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Leet&diff=prev&oldid=46413704 (originally attributed to "anon editor", was Treec's/LoganK's IP address)
- Extreme overlinking Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard
- User:Lbmixpro blocked indefinitely per decision of WP vandals. User:Lbmixpro
- Template:Prod - PROD Template - Counterstrike edition
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Wikipedia:Featured deletion discussions and Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Wikipedia:What is a featured deletion discussion by User:Daniel Case
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Wikidomination Document by User:Dr. B
- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia , created by User:Sikon
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Intentional Prank Unit by User:Treec /User:LoganK
- User_talk:Buchanan-Hermit - Buchanan-Hermit's lack of tolerance for "vandals like himself".
- Wikipedia:Featured picture candidates/Ceiling Cat - pic by User:Samguana, nom by User:Harro5 WP:EA"> [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Harro5 User talk:Harro5
- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- User:TKE is shamelessly copying other editors by being blocked by the CVU, because he enjoys sarcasm and needs a day off.
- User:Macintosh User/User talk:You, by User:Macintosh User, placed in a link on BJAODN.
- User:Celestianpower [1] to Special:Recentchanges and it stayed there for 24 minutes.
- Many policy pages were officially approved by The Ministry of Silly Walks .
- The page Infinite loop was changed to a redirect to Endless loop , [2] !
- An [3] for editors with over 1000 edits stayed on the Wikipedia:Community Portal for bulletin board for over seven hours.
- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Special:Random
- The beginning of User:Jaranda/Requests for Seppuku (not strictly April Fools, as it was to have continued to exist past today, but it was deleted)
- MediaWiki:Watchlist being changed to stalked pages by Cyde Weys (and subsequent block until 2006 -April 2 )
- Articles for deletion/Main Page
- Jimbo gets stalked, Fin at 11.
- Wikipedia:No personal attacks was approved by The Ministry of Silly Walks for almost 12 hours.
- Members of the #wikipedia IRC channel crapflooded GNAA chat with informative and erudite statements about Keynesian economics. Chat log at wikipedia:User:AKMask/log.
- Addition of Jimbo Wales to Nomination of new users in need of help
Special collections[edit]
Finally, a few people have gone above and beyond the call of nonsense and put extra effort into their creations. Check out the BJAODN Special Features:
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/ASCII cows
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Body Parts Slang
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Sexual Slang
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Peterson-Heimstead
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Saint Denis
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Stuff
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Hoax menagerie
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Mathematical animals
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Fictional letters
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Funny vandalism (includes also funny replies to trolls; sorry, still under construction)
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/The Adventures of Telgur the Trollslayer
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Sysop Accountability Policy
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Fecalcore
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Cabalman
See also[edit]
- Wikipedia:List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create
- Wikipedia:Talk page highlights
- meta:category:humour, a far-out selection of, like, meta-topics that totally transcend the English Wikipedia, man.
- m:Really_Reformed_Church_of_Wikipedia — Y' know, like, this one, dude!!!